Where I Belong: An FF8 FicSQUALL is inside Ultimecia's Castle (FF8's Arena) about to fight the final battle of FF8.Where I Belong: An FF8 Fic2 years ago in Drama More Like This
ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
vs. ULTIMECIA (Player
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
"Ah sorry c
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, P
Top Movies that are not goodTop 10 that are not so good as everybody sayTop Movies that are not good2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
There are movies that considered good, to be that best of the year or ever, but as Penn and Teller woad tell you their no suck thing as the best, so lets dig in and get read for the hate mail coz here my Top 10 that are not so good as everybody say
10 Social network I didn't watch this but I think is completely pointless, and have plans watching it. The movie is about that guy who invent facebook, and hate facebook it pointless you can't meet anyone who like to meet and very annoying, I know movie is not about facebook and maybe a good movie but I'm sick of that guy and his web si
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 24 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Okay, thanks Bart."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart res
Simpsons Fanfic ProfilesLisa Marie SimpsonSimpsons Fanfic Profiles4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Siblings: Bart and Maggie
Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha
Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica
Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse
Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels
Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa's gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she's still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties an
Zeros To Heros part 1Zeros To Heros part 13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
Bart And The Chocolate FactoryChapter One: The Golden TicketsBart And The Chocolate Factory3 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Dear People of Springfield," you could read on a poster pinned to a tree in Springfield, "this year I, Krusty the Clown (also known as Herschel Krustofski) will allow five kids to come and visit me in my factory for a day full of wonders and surprises. The tickets to this awesome adventure will be hidden inside any ordinary Krusty Krunch-Chocolate Bar. More information you will find on the tickets themselves."
"Wow, Bart!", Milhouse said to Bart, "ain't that cool?"
"Yeah!", Bart said. "Imagine if we found the tickets the others would turn green with envy!"
"But Bart," Milhouse replied, "do you realis
My heroes in drawingMy heroes in drawing:My heroes in drawing4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Charles M. Schulz
Wolfgang "Woolie" Reitherman
EUROPEAN drawed heroes:
My taste of actorsMy taste of voice actors/actors/actresses:My taste of actors4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Jean Vander Pyl
Captain Lou Albano
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 54 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring abou
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there y
My Disneyland RapHey look what we have hereMy Disneyland Rap1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
a dog, a duck, and a mouse
I think I see more over there
I'm happy as can be here in this castle
there is so much magic in the air
with a wand in my hand and a mighty sword
I think I just walk into a evil lair
I went through a jungle, mountains, and through outer space
for lunch I ate so many honey with a yellow bear
I think I'm getting sick because I just saw a Dragon.
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fi
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understan
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the timesimpsons tickling 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
I Got A Friend In YouI Got A Friend In You2 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
~From the first time i laid eyes on you, from the first time i ever watched you....my life changed so much my childhood was hard to live with people understand my problem now but not back then. Making friends was hard, getting people to understand me was hard, even living was hard. But from the day i was interdused to you and your song.....my life suddenly felt lighter even in the roughest of times i knew you'd be there for me and lift me up when i was falling, to comfort me when i was sad and upset, to love me for who i was, to be that one person that would show me that you don't need every person in the world to be your friend....having one
Commission: Holiday HilarityHOLIDAY HILARITYCommission: Holiday Hilarity5 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
By Andrew Tempest, Point commission for RedVelvetEater
"Merry Christmas Jess!" Tessa called as her son finished breakfast.
"Yeah Mom," Jesse replied as they headed over to the living room to . "So, can we open the presents?"
"We'll get to them soon," his sister Melody replied. "Hey Jess, did you get anything for Mom?"
"Yeah, of course," said Jesse, as he went to help out her sister. "What about you?"
"Oh, same here. Mom's gonna like what I've got, I'm sure."
"Yeah, well Mom's gonna like MY gift even more."
"You know what, we could set up a debate. Which of us bought the better gift."
"Hmmmm, that look on your face tells me you've got something else on your mind. I wonder why?"
"Oh! Um, it's nothing really," Jesse blushed, but Melody could tell he was lying.
"Kids? Can you come over?" Tessa asked from the family room.
"Huh? What is it?" asked Melody, confused, as they headed over to see her.
"I just wanted to know what you wanted to give me for Christmas," Tessa