I Say Percy JacksonYou say Twilight,
I say Percy Jackson.
You say vampires,
I say demigods.
You say Team Edward,
I say Team Percy.
You say Jacob Black,
I say Lycaon.
You say Emmett and Jasper,
I say Grover and Tyson.
You say Alice and Rosalie,
I say Annabeth and Thalia.
You say Esme and Carlise,
I say Sally and Paul.
You say Bella,
I say Annabeth.
You say Erik and Angela,
I say Percy and Annabeth.
You say Riley is hot,
I say Nico is hotter.
You say fangs,
I say Celestial bronze.
You say Edward Cullen,
I say Percy Jackson.
NOW SHUT UP!!!
Percy Jackson: OWNERS MANUALPercy Jackson: Owner's ManualPercy Jackson: OWNERS MANUAL4 years ago in Scraps More Like This
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a PERCY unit from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series! Be sure to follow these instructions thoroughly so that your unit will function properly and that the world will not be drowned.
Name: Perseus "Percy" Jackson
Place of Manufacture: New York City, US
Weight: 125 lbs.
Module Type: Unpredictable; Seaweed Brain
One Celestial Bronze Sword -- Riptide
Five plain blue T-shirts
Five plain green T-shirts
Five orange "Camp Half-Blood" T-shirts
Two pairs of khaki shorts
Two pairs of blue jeans
Two pairs of black skinny jeans (available only in PJATO online catalog!)
One pair of black sandals
One pair of black or blue low-tops
One Celestial Bronze shield
(And, for emergencies One small bottle of Hermes fruit-flavored mulitvitamins
Your PERCY unit may be somewhat dazed for a day or two at first. That's okay, though! PERCY units are
23 ways to annoy Percy Jackson23 ways to annoy Percy Jackson23 ways to annoy Percy Jackson4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1. Tell him Annabeth fell in love with Luke
2. Tell him that he is really the son of the God of Perfume
3. Call him a Fish Boy
4. Tell him that if most of Poseidon's sons are Cyclopes, then what does that make him?
5. Tell him you think he's emo
6. Tell him that the color blue was replaced by the color pink
7. Tell him Justin Beiber is also the son of Poseidon
8. Sing the song that never ends to him
9. Offer him a clickable ball-point pen
10. Give him a blue drink claiming it's Kool-Aid when it's really wine dyed blue.
11. Whenever you see him fixing his hair call him a Prissy Jackson (or anything along those lines)
12. When you see him riding a Pegasus yell "REAL MEN RIDE PEGASI!"
13. Tell him Grover went emo
14. Whenever he fights a monster sing the Indian Jones theme song
15. Say "your hand is bigger than your face ya know." and when he puts his hand close to his face smack his hand into his nose
16. Say his name is un-manly and that Annabet
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Grover (sort of)
Nico Di Angelo
Zeus, Poseiden, Hades
1. When he asks for a blueberry, give him a cherry.
2. Tell him that Annabeth has a MAJOR crush on him!
3. When he asks Annabeth, and Annabeth denies yell, "That's not what you told your plush doll of Percy!
4. Tell him that Hades is sleeping with his Mom and that he needs to go to the Underworld to retrieve her.
5. Ask him if he's still a virgin.
6. When he says no, tell him, "That's not what Apollo told me!"
7. Ask him if he's interested in guys like Apollo and Ares.
8. Tell Clarisse that Percy thinks her dad is the hottest biker around.
9. Tell him that Poseiden's done more women than Percy can count, and that his mom was the 700th.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY PERCY JACKSON!
10. Flirt with him. When he doesn't flirt back, call him a pig like his dad and say Grover is better!
If you get maimed or hurt by ANY gods or half-bloods, it's not my fault! XD Have a nice
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1. Call him emo
2. Ask him if he likes Pokemon cards as well as god cards
3. Ask him if he had anger issues
4. Poke him in the face multiple times
5. Tell him he has no life, then slap him, and then walk away
6. Tell him he needs some sun
7. Whenever he talks to you go "ZOMG A GHOST!" then freak out and run away
8. If you ever see him all alone, go up to him and say "aw it's okay, don't cry emo kid."
9. Tell him he needs a girlfriend
10. Sing the song that never ends right into his ear very loudly
11. If he ever summons dead people, run around and scream "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!"
12. When he's not looking shoot him with a Nerf gun and before he sees you shot him, shove the gun into Percy's hands then run off
13. Ask him if he and Hades had the "talk"
14. Ask him if he knows what the "talk" is about
15. Ask him what the "Dance of Springtime" is
16. Order him to do the YMCA for your own enjoyment
17. Tell him you think he's suicidal
18. Get him black n
The Gods reading Percy Jackson Hermes was just leaving Olympus after giving Aphrodite her new make up that she wanted to try, when he noticed another package in his bag that read.The Gods reading Percy Jackson5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
To: Hermes, Apollo, Ares, Dionysus, Aphrodite, Athena,
Artemis, Chiron, Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades
Please open together.
Empire State Building
New York, NY
Hermes curious about the package started back toward Olympus. When he got to the thrown room, Zeus was there arguing with Poseidon. "Excuse me Lord Zeus" Hermes tried to get there attention, with out success. "What is it Hermes?" Athena asked walking over to see what the commotion was about. "I got a package for Me, Apollo, Ares, Di
A Happier EndingCheers of victory erupted on the battlefield. Campers embraced and cried in relief and laid down their weapons. The wounded were carried away and cared for, and in the midst of the celebrating and mayhem, Annabeth met Percy's eyes across the rocky ground. Time seemed to slow and suddenly, it was only the two of them in silence.A Happier Ending3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"We did it," Percy breathed, holding Annabeth's hand gently, as if she might shatter.
She wrapped her arms around him with the same gentle apprehension; neither of them could really believe it was over. "We did it," she repeated.
Too soon, they were plunged back into the real world; there were still things to be done. Annabeth tore away from Percy for a brief moment, and turned to Rachel Dare, who was standing nearby. Her frizzy red hair was flying, her coat was burned in a million places, and her face was flushed, but she was smiling.
"Now would be a really bad
Percy is dead"What's your name?" He asks holding out his hand for me to shake but I can't even move. With those three words he sent my whole world spiralling out of control, I felt so sick I couldn't speak in fear I would throw up all over him. Tears work their way to my eyes, I try to blink them away but I can't. I know it's my own fault. I'm only getting so worked up because deep inside I thought that maybe despite Hera messing with his brain I would be inerasable from his memories. I got my hopes up only to be let right back down again. "Please don't cry, I'm sorry! I don't know what I said." He tells me trying to wrap his arm around my shoulder in comfort, but I back away.Percy is dead3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"No I'm not ok." I say through gritted teeth, turning away from him, how can I look at his face? "You don't remember."
"What don't I remember?" He asks desperately and suddenly I can't help it. I burst into tears. His arms wrap around me, and no matter how much I try to get away my body won't let me. It just wants to stay her
Harry Potter Talk"Daughters of Aphrodite, could you please not flirt with the Apollo boys? Just this once? We've got a schedule here!"Harry Potter Talk3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Annabeth, honestly, you're just stressing yourself out."
"You're no fun, Annabeth!"
"I am not, Percy."
"Yes, you are."
"I just don't like to cram about this, you know. I mean, the camp's looking great but I still have Olympus to work on... Okay, guys! Hecate's statue goes right there. Great! Thanks!"
"I finally get the girl but she'd end up ignoring me."
"Don't you think it's cool, though? We get to add 8 more cabins! And it's all thanks to Percy? Hey! Where're you going ?"
"To the lake."
"Hold on a sec.! Gods, how'd you get there so fast?"
"I'll come with."
"But... weren't you just...?"
"I'm not stupid, Percy. I kinda know it when my boyfriend feels ignored."
"You're doing your 'I'm a daughter of Athena' thing again, huh?"
"Nah. I'm doing my 'I've known you for years' thing. C'mon, to the lake!"
"You're such a know it all. I
Percy Jackson The Lost Quest 5Percy Jackson and the Olympians - The Lost Quest - Chapter 5: It Sucks to be me.Percy Jackson The Lost Quest 55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"What's up, Rachel?" I sighed and thought of a question to ask. After a minute of racking my insufficient brain, it clicked.
"Hey, Percy!" Rachel tackle hugged me, and got the breath nearly knocked out of me.
"Er... I kinda need your Oracle services, because of the situation..."
"Oh...right..." She looked kinda disappointed, and I flinched a bit. We both knew very well what she'd said last Summer, that the Oracle's fate did not include romance; she'd already cut me off once, and I wasn't about to deal with that again. "Tell me of the quest that I am required to know." I felt pretty smug about my smooth wording of that, and watched as Rachel's eyes changed to an unseeing, bright green. A vision appeared in a mist, showing 3 figures running across a bridge that buckled behind them. I couldn't tell who they were since they were so far away, but I had an idea it wasn't going to be fun to find out.
Gods reading Percy Jackson 2If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right nowGods reading Percy Jackson 25 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"That's not good advice" Chiron stated. "WILL YOU LET ME READ?!?" Hades yelled. After a minute of silence he smiled and continued.
Believe what ever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.
Hades blinked and stared "That can kill them," Artemis put in.
Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.
All the gods (With the exception of Ares and Artemis) and Chiron were quiet remembering and morning for there children/students, think of all there past children's/student's lives. Hades took a deep breath and started up again.
If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think its fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened.
But if you recognize yourself in these pages- if you feel something stirring inside- stop reading immediately
Tripping, Slipping, and Other Romantic ThingsTakes place around when everyone thinks the Percabeth reunion is going to occur (so basically when the Argo II's heroes are on the ground introducing themselves to the Romans and Annabeth realizes Percy remembers her)Tripping, Slipping, and Other Romantic Things2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And then her doubt seemed to evaporate as if it were water meeting scorching sunshine, for he knew. He knew.
The two camps spoke around her but the sound was lost behind the deafening roar in her head. She stared at his face, that beautiful face that had haunted her for so long, beaming with happiness while he bounced up and down in the grass. She found her hands parting Piper and Leo aside like a curtain in an almost dream like haze as her feet carried her forward on slow, hesitant steps. Impossible. She must be dreaming, any moment about to awake to cold reality.
Her pace picked up and his smile continued to grow as she finally shoved past Jason to stumble to the front line, gasps and glares erupting almost instantly among the Romans
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"Percy, let me come with you," I demanded. There was absolutely no way he was leaving me this time. I get so agitated when he's off somewhere in a fight
"Too dangerous," he said as I rolled my eyes, "Besides, I need you to help Michael coordinate the defensive line. I'll distract the monsters. You group up here. Move the sleeping mortals out of the way. Then you can start picking off monsters while I keep them focused on me. If anybody can do all that, you can."
Percy was putting a lot of faith into two completely exhausted, half-dead teenagers. Not his best bet, in my opinion.
Michael snorted. "Thanks a lot."
Seaweed Brain kept his eyes on me, seeming to build something up in staring at me. Shaking my head, I told him, "All right. Get moving."
"Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?" Percy says to me, probably referring to that peck I gave him at the Labyrinth.
In his dreams. I think maybe he should kiss me He's such a chicken.
I draw my knife
Annabeth's Percy Jackson 17 6 ** READ ARTIST'S COMMENTS FIRST!!**Annabeth's Percy Jackson 17 65 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
After the ruined reception, my new mother-in-law helped me out of my soaked dress and into a blue cotton t-shirt and khaki shorts. Percy met up with me as we got our congratulations from the confused humans who came to the disastrous wedding. Chiron had manipulated the Mist so the mortals thought that an earthquake had happened.
"Sorry about your dress, Mom," I apologized to my step-mom as we headed for the parking lot. The last of the party was being cleaned up and most guests had left already.
"It's ok, honey." She thought the earthquake had made me lose my balance and fall into the ocean. "You just enjoy your honey moon in the Bahamas."
"Okay," I smiled widely. I couldn
Percy Jackson The Lost Quest 3Percy Jackson and the Olympians - The Lost Quest - Chapter 3: I Get Unexpected Company.Percy Jackson The Lost Quest 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Judging by how fast I was going, I think Grover might've collapsed along the way.
The sun had risen so it was slightly above the horizon, turning the sky a light blue. I don't think we took a single break all night; but if we did, I wouldn't remember it because my mind was always on Annabeth. If you think about it, that's not exactly a healthy situation for a guy to be in.
I broke through the Camp entrance, and immediately Grover flopped on his face. Strange, I felt like I could go on like that forever, if I knew Annabeth was waiting for me at the end.
"G-Go on..." He gasped against the dirt. "I'll catch up with you later..."
I stood staring at him for a moment, but Annabeth's final statement jolted me into going on again. I jogged through the forest along the trail that lead towards the beach, birds chirping as I continued on my way. Finally I emerged from the trees, the sunlight hitting me and mak
Percy and Annabeth Ch. 1Takes place the summer after the Last Olympian. Percy's PoV. Chapter 1.Percy and Annabeth Ch. 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"See ya Mom" I waved to her as I started walking uphill to Camp Half-Blood.
"Bye Percy! Say hi to Annabeth and Grover for me, I love you!" She yelled back. I felt my face get hot at the thought of Annabeth... We only saw eachother a few times during the school year but now she's officially my girlfriend.
"Love you." I said back.
When I was halfway up the hill, I broke into a run, losing my patience with how stupidly far Camp was from the rest of the world. When I got to the top, still running, I collided into something so hard, I tumbled all the way back down the hill, with the thing on top of me. I groaned, thinking of having to walk all the way back up.
I opened my eyes and what do you know was on top of me...
"Annabeth!" I yelled covered in smiles, she made my heart flutter.. Don't tell her that.
"Percy!" She yelled back, and kissed me on my cheek. I felt myself blush again.
Percabeth and the Wii System--A Half-ShotThis is a little snippet that takes place after the heroes have set off for their quest, in which Leo is bored and runs into a not so happy Percy and Annabeth. I was inspired when I read the first chapter of MoA where Leo used Wii remotes to control the ship.Percabeth and the Wii System--A Half-Shot2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Aboard the Argo II...
...Maybe Leo could hang with Percy while Jason had his angst session. He pushed the door open a crack only to be greeted by the sweet sound of furious screaming.
"No, Percy! You have to press B!" Leo recognized Annabeth's voice instantly; when you're screamed at for 6 months you tend to get familiar with the tone.
"I am pressing B!" Wild button pressing ensued within the room as Annabeth let out a frustrated growl, and Leo got the feeling that whatever wrath he had experienced of Annabeth's Percy had felt 100 times more.
"That's a Z, moron!"
"I am pretty sure that that is a B, Annabeth."
"How would you know? You're dyslexic!"
"So are you!"
"My brothers have a Wii back home, I think I know what I