"I don't want to leave you" C6Chapter 6"I don't want to leave you" C62 years ago in Settings More Like This
Jakob and Lia were walking hand-in-hand to the docking pad Lia's parents were scheduled to arrive on. Jakob had to pull a lot of strings with associates he has to do this for him. "How long will you parents be staying with us again?"
"Three days. That isn't a problem is it?"
"Oh what? You think since I'm a human, I dread over the time I am forced to spend with the in-laws? Racist!"
"I'll just take that as a no."
"Yeah I'm joking, I was just curious. Oh yeah I almost forgot to mention Rax and his mom will be over for a few hours."
"No problem with that. When will they be coming over?"
"They'll actually be meeting us here." Jakob looked to the right of him. "Hey look! There's Rax over there."
Rax also noticed the two. He approached them and shouted. "Jahkoby! What's up!?"
"Nothing much bro!" The two gave each other a one armed hug. "Where's your mom at?"
"Oh she couldn't come, she has a date with an asari."
"What? Matron? Matriarch?"
His eyes widened an
Ell Oh Ell LegionShuttles whizzed by over their heads, casting shadows across the sun-decorated trade platform. Shepard glanced out across Ilium's cityscape, ignoring the attentions of an asari she'd purchased some upgrade from on her last visit to the city. Tali was not as attentive, being drawn away by an advertisement for a new omni-tool.Ell Oh Ell Legion2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Why, exactly, are we on Ilium?"
Shepard turned back, effectively silencing the annoying asari. Garrus was glancing around the platform, subconsciously rubbing one of the jagged holes in his armor. "Huh?"
"You never did tell us. Why, exactly, are we back here?"
"I wasn't quite ready to report back to the assholes on the Council."
Garrus chuckled. "Can't imagine why. So why bring the geth?"
"He's coming with us on the Citadel as well. Jack, Kasumi, and Zaeed independently bet me that I couldn't get Legion past security on major stations."
He glanced back where the geth was examining a galactic news terminal. "So you're going to take a geth on the Citadel?"
"I don't want to leave you" C5Chapter 5"I don't want to leave you" C52 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Okay a little more to the left now just up a little perfect! No wait, it's slanted a bit there we go."
"You know Lia this is going to be interesting, people will come into our home and inquire us about our beautiful paintings. 'Where did you acquire these lovely pieces?' they will ask."Jakob pointed to different paintings around the house. "I won that one in an auction, I found that in a yard sale, I bought this in an art gallery, a friend gave it to me. But this beauty " He rubbed the frame of the one he just hung up. "A drunk elcor made it for me and my significant other since he was so emotionally touched by our love."
"Yes, quite the story!" She giggled. "I can't believe an elcor could paint like this! I can't believe he did an excellent job while he was drunk either."
"Maybe the two cancel each other out."
"Maybe. It's beautiful nonetheless, weird, but beautiful. You never did tell me what the original piece was called."
"American Gothic. It's suppos
"I don't want to leave you" C7Chapter 7"I don't want to leave you" C72 years ago in Settings More Like This
Lia couldn't take her eyes off the box she had just received. She was in utter disbelief that she would finally be able to leave her suit and share herself with the man she loves. So many thoughts were racing through her head. 'What all are we going to do tomorrow? How long will it take before we get home?' were amongst the positive thoughts. The negatives include, 'Will he find me attractive? Would he stay with me if he doesn't? Am I going to get sick? Will I die?' Actually her own personal well being wasn't much of a concern to her, she only cared about him. She was stricken with terror just imagining if he rejected her when he saw her face. She kept replaying her mother's words in her head to calm the thought, but the paranoia was still there. She looked up to see her love making his way towards her finishing up his last call. "Thanks brother, I can't tell you how much this means to me Okay Good bye to you too." He took a seat on the couch next to the quarian and
Mass Effect JokeMiranda Lawson was sitting at her terminal reading through people's files. Even though everyone had a right to privacy, her definition is "accessible to only you and me". She groaned as she read through another email from Kelly. Apparently she decided to try seducing Thane and Garrus into a threesome, even though Shepard was with Garrus. She moved onto Tyranna Roxanne Shepard's files, and she was surprised at what she saw in her latest email. She was relieved to see her and Ashley rebuilding their friendship, but their email thread was just disturbing. She pressed on the intercom and called Jacob and Kelly to enter her office immediately.Mass Effect Joke4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Is there something you needed Lawson?" Jacob asked
"I have just uncovered something disturbing" Miranda said uncomfortably
"Come on Miranda, you fought through the Collector base, you even saw the Human Reaper in person. What could possibly disturb you now?" Jacob asked
"Yes. I believe watching colonists get shredded alive is really disturbing,