Stranger in New New York Chapter IStranger in New New York Chapter I4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Stranger in New New York
It's been pretty restless night at apartment 280^à, which was located on the twentieth floor of the old New New York's high-riser. It was hell of the strange building. Rather creepy things happened in there all the time. Resident's jewelry got missing in the most inexplicable way... especially on Saturdays. But it's not the only one. Right on that evening when all the things in apartment 280^a happened, some golden robot got hit by a brick that fell somewhere from the upper floors right on his head. Poor fellow must have missed the sign on the door warning about the danger
(you can ask operator to give you an umbrella. Clinic is on the 201st floor. All yammers go to Kentucky)
Right below the sign are some light funereal parlor's commercials. Operator always been saying the sign has its benefits but no one ever understood what he was meaning.
Anyway, back to the apartment 280^a. There was an ordinary young family's r
Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard EpisodesAah Bart Simpson. What can you say about him?Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard Episodes1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Me? I’ve got nothing but hatred towards this repulsive, disgusting, evil, despicable, hateable dick-head of a character.
I’m dead serious, Bart Simpson is my most hated character in all of fiction. If I made a list of my most hated character in all of fiction, he would be number one without any second thoughts. I have never seen a character so despicable, unlikeable and overall hateable in all of my life. It disgusts me that the writers of The Simpsons actually think this is a good character to have as their protagonist, or heck, even a good character IN GENERAL. Only a sociopath, a bully, a rebellious little sod or a brain-dead chimpanzee would consider this a good character and the fact that Bart Simpson is not only one of the main characters of The Simpsons, but also a PROTAGONIST, it just makes the show even more unbearable than it actually is. The bad writing and the terrible comedy is bad enough but Bart…he’s t
Der NachtmahrZu lang ist's her, seit du zuletzt bewusstDer Nachtmahr4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
durch Schlummers sanfte Kosung deine Lider
zu schließen dich getrautest und die Glieder
gelassen von dir strecktest, voller Lust.
Der Nachtmahr hockt dir lang schon auf der Brust,
bevor du einschläfst; täglich, nächtlich wieder,
erscheint er plötzlich, zwingt dich heftig nieder
und frisst sich satt an Zweifeln, Furcht und Frust.
Du spürst, wie er dich irren Blicks belauert
und wie dich böse Ahnung kalt beschauert,
doch kannst du dich nicht regen, atmest kaum.
Und während dich die grimmen Qualen plagen,
dich peinigend mit grellen Bildern jagen,
erstickt ein ungehörter Schrei im Traum.
Bump in the night - Part 1Bump in the night - Part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
FUTURAMA: BUMP IN THE NIGHT
CAPTION: [in alienese] NERDLINGERS UNITE!
An eerie light was set upon the street of New New York; Halloween drew near. Priests filled the streets shouting something about repentance, or maybe it was re-pent ants. Sales in garlic and wooden stakes increased as well as sabotage to ladders and inside umbrellas. But people still flocked to get pumpkins, real, plastic and illegally produced. Excitement built in the average family, the prospect of sweet gifts and a chance to pull a prank without worry of any dangerous holiday mascots such as Robot Santa Claus or the Zombie Easter Bunny.
Though no one could have been as exited as Professor Farnsworth; he had been growing pumpkins with a growth enhancement and was about to make a breakthrough in pumpkin technology. What disappointed him though, was the fact that nobody cared.
Im sick of pumpkins! Fry whined to the professor. Cant you use something like peaches or hamsters or suga
RevealedRevealed by preety_lady_serenityRevealed6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: The characters are the intellectual property of Matt Groening, not mine.
Charles Montgomery Burns woke up by a soft nudge. He let a groan escape from his ancient lips and tried to open his heavy eyelids.
"Good morning sir," he heard the soft voice that awoke him every day. The hand that rested on his shoulder until he woke up moved away slowly and for a second Burns had the urge to grab the costumed soft hand and hug it closely. Not even Bobo had given him such warmth before and Bobo was his oldest and best friend. That hand, Smithers' hand, seemed very soft and tender that moment. He controlled the urge, nevertheless, and wondered on whether he was becoming a senile old coot.
Smithers opened the curtains slowly and just enough for a little sunligh
Stolen [style][stenny]Part 1Stolen [style][stenny]4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey Stan, I was thinking," Kyle says, walking across the living room towards him. It smelled of air freshener, most liking from Stan's neurotic mother and her need to have a house good enough to be showcased to the world in some kind of commercial. Everything was clean, organized, and neat. Nothing out of place, if you don't count Stan's room and his dad's work room which Kyle had ever only seen twice. Stan is strewn across the sofa in a ragged t-shirt and some boxers. His hair had that I-just-woke-up-from-hours-of-partying look to it, sticking up in different directions and had a slight wave to it that only happened if he didn't brush it.
"Why would you do that at the ungodly hour of," Stan pauses to look at the clock on the olive green wall, "eleven in the morning."
"Shut up man. I was thinking, maybe we should-er try to um, hey wait did you say eleven? I have to leave in an hour to babysit Ike."
"Yeah okay, so what were you thinking again?"
"Oh, oh yeah. Um I was thinking, s
K2: Breakin These Walls Pt. 1 My feet flew over the ground, faster than they had ever gone before. I turned myK2: Breakin These Walls Pt. 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
head slightly to see if he was following me, thankfully he was just screaming from the
porch. I turned my head back to where I was running.
I skidded to a stop in front of a small house and quickly collapsed in the tiny
front yard. My hands slipped over my face to cover my eyes. Warm trickles of water
rushed down my cheeks as I started to sob uncontrollably. What was I going to do? He
had kicked me out so many times before, I couldn't even count them all, but the beatings...a cold shiver flew up my spine at the thought. The beatings, they had been
a recent outcome to his new obsession with alcohol, partying, and getting home drunk
and angry. The thing was, I didn't even recognize my reflection in the mirror anymore.
My eyes were black and puffy, my lip had a giant gash in it, and well, for the rest of
my body...I can't even describe it without crying more.
I brought my k
Mr. MethCrystal meth, crystal methMr. Meth9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
white and shiny dust of death
happiness in just a breath
a friendly gift from Mr. Meth
Do a bit, and just forget
leave this world and lose regret
rejoicing in this grand duet
abandon solitude and debt
It's building up, you chase the high
soaring higher, strive to fly
you glance the top, just brush the sky
a glimpse of glee, but fail this try
It ebbs away, you start to fall
crashing downward, losing all
bang your head against a wall
as life returns to its dull drawl
You try again, you won't be beat
craving that euphoric heat
yearning for the high you cheat
pursuing what you'll never meet
Crystal meth, crystal meth
white and shiny dust of death
happiness in just a breath
now you're a slave to Mr. Meth.
You're Beautiful - Ch. 1Avatar: The Last AirbenderYou're Beautiful - Ch. 19 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- - -
Chapter 1: Youre beautiful
Surprisingly enough, the day had gone fairly well. Toph wasnt exactly thrilled with the idea of spending the day at a fancy spa like Katara was, but she had to admit, shed had fun. That said, not everything at the spa had been what one would call an enjoyable experience having her feet cleaned was at the forefront of that list, but at the end of it all, she liked how it made her feel. She actually felt girly for a change. She felt pretty.
At least, she did until those three girls they passed on the bridge said otherwise. Being blind, Toph really had no idea what she or anyone else looked like, and while her appearance was not something she ever really took too seriously, the hurtful jokes and comments that the girls had made still struck home. Toph had gotten her revenge with Kataras help, dropping the girls though the bridg
There for You - Part 2Chapter 2There for You - Part 27 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kataras eyes went wide with shock as she felt Tophs lips on hers. She quickly made a muffled scream before pushing Tophs shoulders away to make her stop.
Toph, what do you think you are - She cuts herself off, not sure she even can say, let alone process in her mind, what the earthbender just did to her. She was so confused; she just needed to get away. She looked around frantically for an exit, but couldnt find one in the walls Toph had bent. She quickly drew some water from her pouch and bent it hard against one of the walls, and was rewarded when the thin stone cracked open, leaving enough room for her to leave. She started running at it, but had hardly made a pace before she felt Toph grab her wrist again.
Katara, wait, Im
Get away from me Toph! Katara shouted back as she turned around to free her arm from the blind girls grip, before running away as fast as she could, heading towards her room.
The Bird and her Beast 1/11 *Beauty and Beast AU*There are no winds like the gales of winter.The Bird and her Beast 1/11 *Beauty and Beast AU*3 years ago in Romance More Like This
His Father's voice whispered in the wind as Eddard struggled to guide his courser through the cutting white wall of snow. The wind had transformed the soft flakes of snow into blades of ice that pierced through his heavy furs, chilling his flesh to the bone. He knew not which way he was headed, for in the eye of a winter storm, direction had no place. Knowing that only death awaited those who sought to rest, Eddard forwent setting up camp. The warrior and his horse continued their fight to gain ground against the bitter winds. Silently, he prayed to the old gods for strength, and for the safety of his family who waited many miles away for his return.
Winter had come six years prior and with it came its constant companions: disease, famine and death. His son, Bran, had been the first in his house to be consumed by the chill. His beloved, Catelyn, and their youngest, Rickon, had fared better, but in the end their fires too were snuffed
Star's Sleepover x Chapter 10 ..::Chapter 10::..Star's Sleepover x Chapter 105 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Robin shivered as he sat there with Starfire.
"We should go back inside, you know. It's getting cold." Robin Acknoledged. Starfire smiled and stood up, Robin automatically took her hand and b
Future Mama Baby Drama Chapter 1"Future Mama Baby Drama" - Follow up to "Robot Hell's Angel"Future Mama Baby Drama Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Author's Note: Hey guys, it's me again! So I finished my Futurama My Immortal parody and decided to write a sequel to my serious Futurama fanfiction "Robot Hell's Angel" just because. I hope you guys like it, I've been working on it for a while but haven't had a chance to post it until now. Please tell me what you think c:
"I'm so glad you didn't die, I need you to stay alive and help me raise our baby." Said Leela. She rubbed her tummy for emphasis, a smile crossing her face. Fry seemed confused.
"Leela, you can stop lying about being pregnant now. The Robot Devil freed you a while ago." He advised. The cyclops' smile faded. She grew frustrated. How could he think that!?
"What!? Fry, this isn't a lie at all! I really am pregnant! See, feel this! You can feel our baby kick!" She retorted furiously, grabbing Fry's hand and pressing it firmly against her belly. At first, the delivery boy felt nothing abnormal. All he could feel
Ch.2: Going homeCh.2: Going home5 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lost in the screams of pain is a chapter story,
all the stories are fragment about Zuko and Iroh lives.
Iroh's home coming again. He'll face his brother Ozai and he'll see his family again.
Iroh is sixty,
Ozai is thirty-nine,
Zuko is eleven,
Azula is nine,
Mai is ten,
Ty Lee is nine.
Lost in the screams of pain,
chapter 2: Going home.
The ship passed the great gates of Azulon, Iroh stood alone on the deck and thought about his situation, he thought about how it would be to return home. The man couldn't place his feelings right now, it felt so strange. Coming home was clearly very different in the past. There was always someone waiting for him, his son and nephew but no, everything had fallen apart.
"I'm almost there, would it been changed?" Iroh sighed in frustration. "Will Ozai accept me back home, how will he react? And Zuko, poor little Zuko." Iroh couldn't help it; he had to smile at the thoughts of that little boy. His thoughts sank away for sev
Gravity Falls: One Last Night of PeaceThe party was going as well as could be expected, considering the ordeal everyone had undergone. There was cheering from wall to wall, souls intermingling with one another, a grand room teeming with life and joyousness. Dipper proceeded through the crowd towards the cider fountain, grabbed an empty glass, and filled it up from the spicket towards the top so as not to disturb the now tired Manly Dan who was resting in the base pool.Gravity Falls: One Last Night of Peace8 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Dipper!” he heard his sister yell as she ran across the room to him and proceeded to expel an unnaturally fast sentence from her lungs, “What happened? One minute, my eyes can only see in a woody filter, the next Marius is asking Grenda out, which is awesome in the same way a rainbow-laser-shooting unicorn in a tuxedo would be awesome, but I'm still confused as to where those five minutes of my life went.” Mabel then took a breath and continued. “And what was that weird blue fire beard guy? He looked like he came out of some Ha
Retroactive: Chapter 1Retroactive: Chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I just want to say, before we really begin, that my work was never intended to go down this road."
Dong Min waited for his host to acknowledge that with a nod before continuing. "When I first realized that memories could be deliberately altered though psychological therapy, I thought it would be used to help people. Remove memories that were harmful, or use manufactured memories to lead people away from unhealthy behavior. When your organization first approached me, they claimed to be interested in the same ideas, but of course, we wound up having very different interpretations of what that meant." Here, he indulged in a long sigh. "What you saw as 'corrective behavioral therapy,' I came to realize was a kind of torture. I felt it was wrong. I still feel it was wrong."
Dong Min waited for a reply, but none was forthcoming. Seeing his host's expression, the psychologist shrugged. "I can see the room for legitimate disagreement," he said, "but I truly th
Twice Shy"Come with me," he'd said, imploring her for her company again. There was so much in those three words, so many promises, so many things she wanted to believe. But he'd charmed her before with sweet, meaningless, broken promises. She was already shaking her head.Twice Shy4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You go," she responded, trying once more to shut him down. "You're the Teen Titan. That's who you are." The wonderful boy who tries to save every hurting person he comes across. The bleeding heart. "That's not me. I'm not a hero." I don't know if I ever can be again, she was thinking. "I'm not out to save the world." I've already done my part; please, Beast Boy, just let me get on with my life. "I'm just a girl with a geometry test next period, and I haven't studied."
She had backed away then, clutching her notes and books to her heart as it broke, as though she could hold herself together just as easily as a stack of messy papers. It was everything she could do to not start crying right there and then, to stuff
Lunch Break and a Can of WormsDisclaimer: I do not own "Despicable Me" or any of it's characters. They belong to Illumination Entertainment. I do, however, own my two OC's here. I'm receiving no profit for this work, I just wrote it for fun and laughs.Lunch Break and a Can of Worms5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Note: This is my first fan-fic. (Yay!), but it's also more of an experimental fic. I won't give too much away, but I will say I think it's always more entertaining when you can only hear half of a phone conversation...
Lunch Break and a Can of Worms
It's often been said it's best to separate work from home. And yet, there's a surprising number of people out there who decorate their office so it's more like their home. And then there's that number of people who fill their offices with stuff that would make their Grannies cry. Or maybe just look at them like they'd grown an extra index finger on the side of their head. Some people just can't handle knowing there's an orangutan bikini calendar next to a photo of the family dog.
But, regardless, you can
Sonic: Learning To Love (Taiream)Disclaimer: All of Sonic’s characters and locations belong to SEGA, not me.Sonic: Learning To Love (Taiream)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Summary: Two young Mobians find themselves lonely, a rabbit with her companion wasn’t enough to make her feel happy, but a fox and his machines wasn’t enough to make him happy either…
A young rabbit finds herself outside of her close friend’s door, she was going to attend her class of learning to love, but she never understood it, which is why she wanted to learn more about it.
“I sure hope Amy could teach me what love is. Sorry Cheese, you can go home now” Cream said looking up at her chao, the chao sighed and turned around then flew away. Cream knocked on the door and awaited an answer. Once the door was heard being opening, the door swung open almost instantly and revealed a pink hedgehog in her red dress and red boots.
“Oh, hey Cream” Amy greeted, Cream already expected this reply so she wasn’t surpris
ZaDr - ZaDf Stormy DayZim sighed and looked at the clock. 3:00... The bell would be ringing in ten minutes. Ms. Bitters continued her lesson of Doom but a loud clap of thunder stopped her short. Everyone, except the heartless teacher, jumped at the sound and the sudden light that flashed across the sky right after. Zim groaned in his head. He had woken up to late for him to apply his daily amount of water repellent. Dib took his gaze off of the brewing storm to look at the alien on the other side of the room. Dib was shocked at the expression he saw on Zim; He was scared. Ms. Bitters slapped her desk with a ruler grabbing everyone's attention. "If you all don't pay attention, you'll all pay a visit to the Underground Classroom!" Everyone slid lower in their desks, scared.ZaDr - ZaDf Stormy Day4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Finally, the bell rang and everyone gathered their belongings to go home. The storm still gathered but hadn't let down any acidic liquid. Zim was grateful of this. The alien ran to his locker and grabbed everything he needed to complete ho
Trunk Full of Rings - Fairy Princess Epilogue p1My body fires itself into the air, surprising me how quick it is. I can’t believe how quickly I accelerated, and with barely any effort either. This body is just built for speed and agility, like an insect. My attention is drawn away from myself to the fast approaching ceiling. Before I can even process it, my wings slow down slightly, halting my rapid ascension. Looking down, I realise how high I am, it looks like I’m over 100 metres up! I know it’s closer to two metres, yet to my minuscule body, it seems much, much larger. I don’t like it; despite the fact I know it isn’t that high, despite the fact I’m currently gifted with the ability of flight, despite the fact I don’t usually have a fear of heights. Is it… could it… really be the… ring. Is it really blocking everything coming from the princess, or is some in fact getting through? Am I as fully protected from the fairies mind as I first believed? A touchTrunk Full of Rings - Fairy Princess Epilogue p13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Faith, Trust, and Costumes!Faith, Trust, and Costumes!Faith, Trust, and Costumes!4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Amy Wilder walked down the street near her Red Leaf house. It was already the middle of December, and the air was turning frigid. Frost hung about everywhere, despite it being well after noon. People everywhere where bundled against the cold, mittens and parka's becoming the standard fashion for this time of year.
Another patrol car came down the street, and she waved at the officers inside as they passed. The smiled and waved back as they slowed slightly to see if she wanted help. Smiling broadly, she gave a slight shake of her head, and they sped onwards. There sure were a lot of patrols lately. Of course, who could blame them? There were all sorts of rumors flying about from the recent murders, and she wondered who it was they were patrolling for.
She pushed such melancholy thoughts from her head. Today would a happy day, for her baby sister was having her birthday party and had invited all her friends. Of course, it was a costume party,
Albert Wesker's PsycheAlbert Wesker's Psyche5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Albert Wesker's Psyche
---And understanding women's love for Assholes---
I've written a psyche on the Joker and now I will write one about Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil game series. Many men and guy friends in my life have approached me with the question that dumbfounds them about why so many women fall for assholes or classic fictional badassies like Albert Wesker. Well today I'm going to answer that question for you because the same question confounded me for years too until I found myself falling for the same type of guy. The reason us women fall for guys like that believe it or not has NOTHING to do with them being an asshole. No one likes an asshole because of one reason: "the golden rule". Even self loving egotistic bastards don't enjoy being treated like crap even if they treat others like that. It's just a universal feeling. The typical asshole usually has the personality of an alpha-male.
Wisegeek.com: In human societies alpha male can
Fairy Strange Days Part 1A Fairy Strange Series of Events - Part OneFairy Strange Days Part 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Written by Tsuyoshi-kun and osakatan
Milo was a young adult fairy, heading off on his own for the first time to the city. For years he wanted to see the sights and sounds of the bustling metropolis humans lived in. Unfortunately, the brown-haired, hazel-eyed, 3 inch tall fairy was like a fly to them, and all through the night he got bumped, trampled, and almost eaten by a bird! One of his wings got damaged so badly, he could barely fly. He faintly made it to a deserted tree stump for shelter from the nightly terror, in for the night, which happened to be outside of a local art college. He tried to rest, but was unable to shake off the fear of what happened earlier.
Very late that night, a student at the college named Penny comes heading back home. A huge woman in all respects, this 6'1", 314 pound girl is quite heavyset, with short, oily ginger hair. She is walking home, trying once again to lose the accumulated weight she has gain