RevealedRevealed by preety_lady_serenityRevealed5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: The characters are the intellectual property of Matt Groening, not mine.
Charles Montgomery Burns woke up by a soft nudge. He let a groan escape from his ancient lips and tried to open his heavy eyelids.
"Good morning sir," he heard the soft voice that awoke him every day. The hand that rested on his shoulder until he woke up moved away slowly and for a second Burns had the urge to grab the costumed soft hand and hug it closely. Not even Bobo had given him such warmth before and Bobo was his oldest and best friend. That hand, Smithers' hand, seemed very soft and tender that moment. He controlled the urge, nevertheless, and wondered on whether he was becoming a senile old coot.
Smithers opened the curtains slowly and just enough for a little sunligh
Stranger in New New York Chapter IStranger in New New York Chapter I3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Stranger in New New York
It's been pretty restless night at apartment 280^à, which was located on the twentieth floor of the old New New York's high-riser. It was hell of the strange building. Rather creepy things happened in there all the time. Resident's jewelry got missing in the most inexplicable way... especially on Saturdays. But it's not the only one. Right on that evening when all the things in apartment 280^a happened, some golden robot got hit by a brick that fell somewhere from the upper floors right on his head. Poor fellow must have missed the sign on the door warning about the danger
(you can ask operator to give you an umbrella. Clinic is on the 201st floor. All yammers go to Kentucky)
Right below the sign are some light funereal parlor's commercials. Operator always been saying the sign has its benefits but no one ever understood what he was meaning.
Anyway, back to the apartment 280^a. There was an ordinary young family's r
Leela To FryYou're an idiot,Leela To Fry4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
you never think twice,
you never think once!
You're immature and childish,
you can't do anything right,
and you're too slow to realize
any of this yourself.
I hate how you're always trying...
trying to "make" me love you.
I hate your pointy hair
and your stupid grin.
I hate that goddamn jacket,
you never wash the thing.
I hate the way you screw things up,
never sticking to plans.
I hate your stupid ignorance,
why don't you stop trying?
Why do you love me?
I don't like you.
Just stop trying.
It's getting annoying,
Don't you ever give up?
Your effort is futile.
I hate the way you say the wrong thing
at just the wrong time.
I hate the way you look at me,
please, just turn around.
I hate the way you act on impulse,
I can never judge your movement.
Don't try protecting me,
I can look after myself.
Why did you save my life?
I said I'd never "come around".
Stop it already!
I hate the way you never give up,
the way you always love me.
I hate the way you act s
Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard EpisodesAah Bart Simpson. What can you say about him?Mixedfan's Top 10 Worst Bart's A Bastard Episodes1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Me? I’ve got nothing but hatred towards this repulsive, disgusting, evil, despicable, hateable dick-head of a character.
I’m dead serious, Bart Simpson is my most hated character in all of fiction. If I made a list of my most hated character in all of fiction, he would be number one without any second thoughts. I have never seen a character so despicable, unlikeable and overall hateable in all of my life. It disgusts me that the writers of The Simpsons actually think this is a good character to have as their protagonist, or heck, even a good character IN GENERAL. Only a sociopath, a bully, a rebellious little sod or a brain-dead chimpanzee would consider this a good character and the fact that Bart Simpson is not only one of the main characters of The Simpsons, but also a PROTAGONIST, it just makes the show even more unbearable than it actually is. The bad writing and the terrible comedy is bad enough but Bart…he’s t
Stolen [style][stenny]Part 2Stolen [style][stenny]4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I think you should go home," Stan finally said.
"What?" Kenny said, his face surprised. He was a bit hurt, though he didn't show it. "C'mon man."
"I'm serious. I'm going to go over to Kyle's. I am going to talk to him and-" Stan stopped talking and starred Kenny who was lunging for his face. Kenny kissed him with so much force Stan stumbled backwards and fell onto the couch.
Stan, furious, pushed Kenny off him and punched him square in the jaw. The moment that happened, Stan was struck with new emotions. The anger was still there, but it was mixed in with lust and maybe even a tenderness that could only mean Stan's feeling were growing for Kenny. He was so confused at what just happened and didn't know what to do. He needed to get away and sort out his newly found feelings so that he could...well he didn't know what he was going to do. He stood up and went to his room, locking the door behind him.
Kenny laid on the floor, dumbstruck. That kiss was the most magnificent thing tha
Bump in the night - Part 1Bump in the night - Part 17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
FUTURAMA: BUMP IN THE NIGHT
CAPTION: [in alienese] NERDLINGERS UNITE!
An eerie light was set upon the street of New New York; Halloween drew near. Priests filled the streets shouting something about repentance, or maybe it was re-pent ants. Sales in garlic and wooden stakes increased as well as sabotage to ladders and inside umbrellas. But people still flocked to get pumpkins, real, plastic and illegally produced. Excitement built in the average family, the prospect of sweet gifts and a chance to pull a prank without worry of any dangerous holiday mascots such as Robot Santa Claus or the Zombie Easter Bunny.
Though no one could have been as exited as Professor Farnsworth; he had been growing pumpkins with a growth enhancement and was about to make a breakthrough in pumpkin technology. What disappointed him though, was the fact that nobody cared.
Im sick of pumpkins! Fry whined to the professor. Cant you use something like peaches or hamsters or suga
Stolen [style][stenny]Part 1Stolen [style][stenny]4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hey Stan, I was thinking," Kyle says, walking across the living room towards him. It smelled of air freshener, most liking from Stan's neurotic mother and her need to have a house good enough to be showcased to the world in some kind of commercial. Everything was clean, organized, and neat. Nothing out of place, if you don't count Stan's room and his dad's work room which Kyle had ever only seen twice. Stan is strewn across the sofa in a ragged t-shirt and some boxers. His hair had that I-just-woke-up-from-hours-of-partying look to it, sticking up in different directions and had a slight wave to it that only happened if he didn't brush it.
"Why would you do that at the ungodly hour of," Stan pauses to look at the clock on the olive green wall, "eleven in the morning."
"Shut up man. I was thinking, maybe we should-er try to um, hey wait did you say eleven? I have to leave in an hour to babysit Ike."
"Yeah okay, so what were you thinking again?"
"Oh, oh yeah. Um I was thinking, s
Der NachtmahrZu lang ist's her, seit du zuletzt bewusstDer Nachtmahr4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
durch Schlummers sanfte Kosung deine Lider
zu schließen dich getrautest und die Glieder
gelassen von dir strecktest, voller Lust.
Der Nachtmahr hockt dir lang schon auf der Brust,
bevor du einschläfst; täglich, nächtlich wieder,
erscheint er plötzlich, zwingt dich heftig nieder
und frisst sich satt an Zweifeln, Furcht und Frust.
Du spürst, wie er dich irren Blicks belauert
und wie dich böse Ahnung kalt beschauert,
doch kannst du dich nicht regen, atmest kaum.
Und während dich die grimmen Qualen plagen,
dich peinigend mit grellen Bildern jagen,
erstickt ein ungehörter Schrei im Traum.
Despicable Days Chap 5 part 2Margo had spent the last twenty minutes comfortably relaxing on the couch, still stroking the strange furry creature. She had always wanted a dog, and she supposed this creature wasn't much different from one. The ten-year-old could still hear her little sisters in the next room so she didn't feel the need to check on them.Despicable Days Chap 5 part 25 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She had spent most of the time since Mr. Gru left staring into space. She was still trying to adjust to the idea that she and her sisters had been adopted, and as if that wasn't surprising enough, their new father turned out to be an evil villain.
There was a lot she needed to think about.
"Margo?" a tinny voice called.
The older girl looked down at her to see Agnes staring up at her inquisitively. Margo hadn't even notice her wander in the room.
"Hey, Agnes," she greeted with a reassuring smile.
Her sister smiled back and began to climb up on the couch next to her. Margo helped her up when she saw her struggling.
"Kyle!" Agnes squealed, cuddling the disgruntled cre
Lisa's vore3:30pm After schoolLisa's vore6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Lisa got off the bus opened the door and slammed it shut she was really mad and stormed up to her room and laid her face on her pillow and screamed.AAAAAAAH!
Bart came into Lisa's room
"Hey Lisa are you ok", He said trying not to laugh.
Lisa looked at Bart picked up a book and threw it at him
"Get out of my ROOM", She said as she walked to her door and slammed it shut.
"Stupid Bart I wish i never had a brother", She said as she liying her face back on her pillow.
Bart didn't get the message and started harrassing Lisa by climbing on to her window and Staring at her threw the glass.
Lisa lifted her head up and saw Bart hanging on her window,
She new she had to go somewhere else to get over her problem.
She picked up her pillow and walked into her closet and closed the door untill it was pitch black.
"Dam" He said Now how am I going to bug her
He thought for a minute
"Humm I got it, He said all i have to do is wait till she leaves her room and then i'll sneak into her
TT: A.S.B.E.A.- Fated To Meet Pt 2TT: A.S.B.E.A.- Fated To Meet Pt 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
October 5, 8:15 EST
The two teens headed towards the storage room where the team's vehicles were parked. They exited through a pair of doors and found themselves greeted by an ocean view.
"Robin?" Starfire asked.
"Yeah, Star?" Robin replied.
"Do you like to fly?"
"It's every kid's dream to achieve in life," he grinned.
Starfire flew a couple feet in the air and turned back to offer her hand towards him. Robin was hesitant, he knew he'd be in a lot of trouble later, but his selfishness pushed him to go against Superman's orders. But at least I'm still with her, so I'm not in that much trouble.
"What is wrong, Robin?" Starfire asked. She had a feeling that he was having the second thoughts.
"I'm kind of worried. Won't the Gordanians--"
"Do not worry, my people have ways into camouflaging oneself with the natural scenery," Starfire assured. "It was one of the first steps that I have learned at Okaara before being brought here."
"Are you sure?" the boy gr
K2: Breakin These Walls Pt. 1 My feet flew over the ground, faster than they had ever gone before. I turned myK2: Breakin These Walls Pt. 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
head slightly to see if he was following me, thankfully he was just screaming from the
porch. I turned my head back to where I was running.
I skidded to a stop in front of a small house and quickly collapsed in the tiny
front yard. My hands slipped over my face to cover my eyes. Warm trickles of water
rushed down my cheeks as I started to sob uncontrollably. What was I going to do? He
had kicked me out so many times before, I couldn't even count them all, but the beatings...a cold shiver flew up my spine at the thought. The beatings, they had been
a recent outcome to his new obsession with alcohol, partying, and getting home drunk
and angry. The thing was, I didn't even recognize my reflection in the mirror anymore.
My eyes were black and puffy, my lip had a giant gash in it, and well, for the rest of
my body...I can't even describe it without crying more.
I brought my k
The Dragon and the Wolf Ch 2The Dragon and the Wolf Ch 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Dragon and the Wolf
Chapter Two: The Blue Dragon
The sound of the slap echoed in his ears and Sokka wondered why his brain had betrayed him to consciousness. Someone groaned and it took him a moment to realize the sound was coming from his own throat.
"Nice of you to finally join us."
"I like being fashionably late," he said, or meant to say, but his jaw throbbed and the words came out sluggish and garbled.
"We don't get many guests on my flagship, so I suppose I should welcome you
JaAm 1: A Call for Help (Part 3)JaAm 1: A Call for Help (Part 3)4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
To Amelia's irritation, the sniper attacks were kept up for three days. Arrow and Whiting hit upon an effective countermeasure, in which one defender set up a decoy- Marine hats seemed to be popular targets for the Naztarii- while a small team of others waited for the enemy to open fire so they could trace the origin of the bright laser pulses and respond in kind. It was impossible to tell if any damage was inflicted but the enemy at least began treating lone targets with suspicion and were letting them go unmolested as often as shooting at them. Amelia moved into a one-room hut close to the southern wall. She made use of the new location to keep track of the activity to the south of the colony and so far it seemed as if the enemy really didn't bother to go there. The sniper fire was spread out around the rest of the stockade. She had considered ordering Arrow to lay off the excavations but he had insisted that they cont
You're Beautiful - Ch. 1Avatar: The Last AirbenderYou're Beautiful - Ch. 19 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
- - -
Chapter 1: Youre beautiful
Surprisingly enough, the day had gone fairly well. Toph wasnt exactly thrilled with the idea of spending the day at a fancy spa like Katara was, but she had to admit, shed had fun. That said, not everything at the spa had been what one would call an enjoyable experience having her feet cleaned was at the forefront of that list, but at the end of it all, she liked how it made her feel. She actually felt girly for a change. She felt pretty.
At least, she did until those three girls they passed on the bridge said otherwise. Being blind, Toph really had no idea what she or anyone else looked like, and while her appearance was not something she ever really took too seriously, the hurtful jokes and comments that the girls had made still struck home. Toph had gotten her revenge with Kataras help, dropping the girls though the bridg
llegare a ti 2 XDllegare a ti 2 XD3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Llegare a ti 2
Con las chicas
(Jazz caminaba detrás de Marie intentando convencerla de perdonar a Thomas, pero la chica pelirroja no la escuchaba)
Jazz: "Marie, por favor, - le repetía - ¿no crees que ambos se lo están tomando demasiado personal?" le preguntó.
Marie: "Deja de mencionarlo le dijo aún dándole la espalda mientras seguía caminando y deja de seguirme, quiero estar sola" aceleró el paso.
Jazz: "Vamos, estoy segura de que esto es solo un gran malentendido" argumentó.
Marie: "Pues a mí me parece que el dejó bien en claro como se sentía" apretó no solo los dientes sino también los puños.
Jazz: "¡Suficiente!... se paró en frente de Marie con los brazos extendidos para impedirle que pudiera pasar - los dos se están comportando como niños pequeños, así que ve allá, exígele una d
Dangers Of Deliveries Part 1The Planet Express crew sat casually in the lounge watching the news, awaiting their next delivery. Leela was always ready for their missions right away, with her keys kept in her pocket and her wrist device ready to take directional orders. Fry and Bender on the other hand were more than happy to wait if they had to; after all, a new episode of All My Circuits was going to be on. Professor Farnsworth slowly shuffled his way into the room. Upon hearing the doors slide open, Leela sat up attentively, while Bender and Fry sank deeper into the sofa, as if already being bored with whatever they would have to do...Dangers Of Deliveries Part 14 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And sure enough, the Professor smiled at the three, and spouted with an eager voice, "Good news, everyone!" Oh, how they've all heard that before.... and seldom was it ever anything that could be defined as good. The Professor continued, "We've got another delivery to make! You'll be in charge of delivering these bricks of antibiotics to the wounded Crocodilious soldiers o
Future Mama Baby Drama Chapter 1"Future Mama Baby Drama" - Follow up to "Robot Hell's Angel"Future Mama Baby Drama Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Author's Note: Hey guys, it's me again! So I finished my Futurama My Immortal parody and decided to write a sequel to my serious Futurama fanfiction "Robot Hell's Angel" just because. I hope you guys like it, I've been working on it for a while but haven't had a chance to post it until now. Please tell me what you think c:
"I'm so glad you didn't die, I need you to stay alive and help me raise our baby." Said Leela. She rubbed her tummy for emphasis, a smile crossing her face. Fry seemed confused.
"Leela, you can stop lying about being pregnant now. The Robot Devil freed you a while ago." He advised. The cyclops' smile faded. She grew frustrated. How could he think that!?
"What!? Fry, this isn't a lie at all! I really am pregnant! See, feel this! You can feel our baby kick!" She retorted furiously, grabbing Fry's hand and pressing it firmly against her belly. At first, the delivery boy felt nothing abnormal. All he could feel
Defenders of Earth Ch1Defenders of Earth Ch13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter I - The Experiment
It had started off as just a normal day. Dexter sat at the usual green picnic table under the old oak tree in the school courtyard. It was lunchtime, but he didn't feel like eating. He looked up at the blue, cloud-splattered sky and inhaled deeply. A certain uneasy feeling tugged at the pit of his stomach, but he couldn't quite place it, which bothered him greatly. His friend Douglas trotted up, tossing his backpack on the table and sitting down. "Blasted Kanker tripped me in the hallway. It took me a while to um...re-gather all my belongings."
Dexter smiled wryly, pulling out a small hand-held device which he pressed up to his face and began to push buttons furiously. "Don't worry about it."
"Whatcha got there?"
"Hmm?" Dexter didn't look away from the flickering screen. "Oh, just a neutron stabilizer for a test I'm running back at the lab. The electric currents running through the test chamber are highly unstable and must constantly be r
Chapter 1 - I think I like YouThe Hound did not know who was behind the jape, though a few names came to mind. He was certain it began the day he and the other members of the King’s entourage arrived at Winterfell. Sandor was well accustomed to people staring at him, be it in disgust, horror, or amazement; a freak show to be gawked at.Chapter 1 - I think I like You2 years ago in Romance More Like This
The Northern folk, unlike their southron counterparts, were less troubled by his burns and more curious to his person. Sandor presumed it had much to do with being raised in such a harsh environment. His grandmother often spoke of the North in loving tones, but she respected its merciless cruelty as well. It took a certain sort of character to survive the unforgiving land; yet these people did just that, and they made it a home.
Unfortunately, not all the northerners were so respectful.
As soon as he arrived in Winterfell, Sandor found himself under the attentive gaze of Lord Stark’s eldest daughter. Often when she believed he was not looking, Sandor would catch the young
Albert Wesker's PsycheAlbert Wesker's Psyche5 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Albert Wesker's Psyche
---And understanding women's love for Assholes---
I've written a psyche on the Joker and now I will write one about Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil game series. Many men and guy friends in my life have approached me with the question that dumbfounds them about why so many women fall for assholes or classic fictional badassies like Albert Wesker. Well today I'm going to answer that question for you because the same question confounded me for years too until I found myself falling for the same type of guy. The reason us women fall for guys like that believe it or not has NOTHING to do with them being an asshole. No one likes an asshole because of one reason: "the golden rule". Even self loving egotistic bastards don't enjoy being treated like crap even if they treat others like that. It's just a universal feeling. The typical asshole usually has the personality of an alpha-male.
Wisegeek.com: In human societies alpha male can
Retroactive: Chapter 1Retroactive: Chapter 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"I just want to say, before we really begin, that my work was never intended to go down this road."
Dong Min waited for his host to acknowledge that with a nod before continuing. "When I first realized that memories could be deliberately altered though psychological therapy, I thought it would be used to help people. Remove memories that were harmful, or use manufactured memories to lead people away from unhealthy behavior. When your organization first approached me, they claimed to be interested in the same ideas, but of course, we wound up having very different interpretations of what that meant." Here, he indulged in a long sigh. "What you saw as 'corrective behavioral therapy,' I came to realize was a kind of torture. I felt it was wrong. I still feel it was wrong."
Dong Min waited for a reply, but none was forthcoming. Seeing his host's expression, the psychologist shrugged. "I can see the room for legitimate disagreement," he said, "but I truly th
Twice Shy"Come with me," he'd said, imploring her for her company again. There was so much in those three words, so many promises, so many things she wanted to believe. But he'd charmed her before with sweet, meaningless, broken promises. She was already shaking her head.Twice Shy4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You go," she responded, trying once more to shut him down. "You're the Teen Titan. That's who you are." The wonderful boy who tries to save every hurting person he comes across. The bleeding heart. "That's not me. I'm not a hero." I don't know if I ever can be again, she was thinking. "I'm not out to save the world." I've already done my part; please, Beast Boy, just let me get on with my life. "I'm just a girl with a geometry test next period, and I haven't studied."
She had backed away then, clutching her notes and books to her heart as it broke, as though she could hold herself together just as easily as a stack of messy papers. It was everything she could do to not start crying right there and then, to stuff