The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
KGR episode 9KGR episode 92 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
KGR episode 9
Garuru arrives on Earth!
Tororo has experienced a gruesome battle with Jirara Taii so far. Losing his arm and sustaining serious wounds. Nearly helpless, Tororo is near death. Does he have a plan in store?
Miruru couldn't stand to see Tororo being treated like this. Jirara picked up Tororo and set his hand blade near Tororo's heart. "Time to finish what I started." He said. Miruru's heart started beating very fast upon hearing that. She didn't want to see Tororo die. "Hey you!" she called out. Jirara paid no attention to her. Miruru picked up a rock and threw it at Jirara's head. The rock made contac
Pinestar's Choice: Chapter 5Pinestar's Choice: Chapter 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Many sunrises had passed since Pinepaw became an apprentice, and he'd learned much in the short amount of time. He didn't have hunting down perfectly, though he chalked that up to Patchsong spending most of her training time teaching him battle moves in the sandy hollow. By this point, he swore most of the pawprints in the hollow belonged to him.
Cloudeye and Redpaw had joined them this morning, much to Pinepaw's delight. For a while he'd grown suspicious that Patchsong didn't want him training with his littermate, as whenever Cloudeye or Redpaw made the suggestion that they train alongside each other, Patchson
Where I Belong: An FF8 FicSQUALL is inside Ultimecia's Castle (FF8's Arena) about to fight the final battle of FF8.Where I Belong: An FF8 Fic2 years ago in Drama More Like This
ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
vs. ULTIMECIA (Player
"Accident""Daddy?""Accident"3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ooh ? What?" Homer snapped a little bit out of his work upon hearing the small voice and a tug on his leg. He smiled, knowing that little voice and turned to face the young Bartholomew J. Simpson.
With a gentle expression, his father asked, "Hey, son. Can I do something for you?"
"Teddy bear?" Bart pointed up to a shelf, "Please, Daddy?"
Seeing the ragged brown stuffed animal sitting there, Homer nodded, "Of course, son. Let me get it for you." As he took it down, Homer sighed happily, "I had almost forgotten about this."
As the young boy received the special bear, he said, "Thanks, dada. I will be nice to it."
Bothering EspioMighty::) I'm Mighty, the Armadillo.Bothering Espio1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ray::D and I'm Ray.
Mighty:;) Let's go bother Espio.
Ray::dummy: Right on!
Espio::pray: I am Espio, feel my Ninja Power.
Mighty::shh: Ready? Let's go bother him.
Mighty and Ray::turbopoke: bother, bother, bother...
Espio::doh: get off! :x get off!
Mighty and Ray::sprint:
Ray::giggle: That was fun.
Mighty::nod: And I like the part when he stops moving.
Mighty and Ray::hmm:...
Ray::la: Let's do it again!
Espio::o Oh no.
Mighty and Ray::turbopoke: bother, bother, bother...
Espio::nirvana: Stop it. Stop it. Stop it! :steaming: (yells Japanese!)
Mighty and Ray::nuu:!!! :faint:
Norman and Dennis The BulliedThe title of this book is 'Norman and Dennis The Two Bullied Diesel Engines'Norman and Dennis The Bullied2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sir Topham Hatt have told me that back in 1949 and 1959, he bought two new Diesel engines based on the early BR main line Diesel, Dennis and Norman, they're both the British Rail 11001 Bullied Diesel engines. And it was rumoured back then that only one of them was scrapped. They're still working on the Island of Sodor as of this day and they share stories to me for this book. Read the stories and you'll find out why.
Thomas The Surviving E2 EngineDear Friends,Thomas The Surviving E2 Engine2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Thomas has been rather down lately, in 2013 it would be 100 years since his class were introduced. Sadly there not one in preservation and I'm sadly to say that Thomas is only survivor left in this world in his class. Thomas told me all about his days before coming to the North Western Railway. He told me about his friends who were named Norman, Andrew and Lilith and his unknown arrival to the island. Read and the stories and you'll see why.
The Story of a DieselThe story of the engine "Warship D10" begins at 1958, when he was showed to the world with 9 other of his kind, his older brothers. Presented to a larger number of people, most of them are wormen and the other were civilans, the diesel felt very happy, altought he was worried about the whole new world that was about to be introduced to him... Soon after his first public appearance, he was sent away to work on a small station, not far from the sea...The Story of a Diesel3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There, he overlooked his new home... The station was small, and it was close to a big city everybody called "London". It appeared that London was far the most important thing in the station... D
Simpsons Fanfic ProfilesLisa Marie SimpsonSimpsons Fanfic Profiles4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Siblings: Bart and Maggie
Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha
Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica
Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse
Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels
Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa's gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she's still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties an
Droids Get Lonely TooDroids Get Lonely Too1 year ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
It is a simple matter.
A very simple fact.
Droids get lonely too.
That's why I miss Artoo Deetoo.
When he's gone with Master Anakin.
Of course I love my human masters.
Mistress Padmé I adore.
Naturally I get concerned about them,
But they don't talk droid matters,
Quite the way that droids do.
Yes an oil path is quite pleasant,
And a polish does the job,
But is nothing is like
The company of a droid.
Especially if its Artoo Deetoo.
And yes he gets lonely too.
The Two DieselsThe year was 1949 and in the town of Ashford in Kent. Men from British Rail were working on a brand new engine. This was not however another steam engine, this is what the railwaymen called a 'Diesel'. The Fat Controller, one day, was in his office reading a copy of 'The Railway Gazette'. And inside was an article about the new diesel locomotive that will be used for shunting. The Fat Controller pondered.The Two Diesels2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Since Thomas left the big station to run his branch line, things have been running a muck. So he decided to have a look at this new Diesel by taking a trip to Ashford Work. The next morning, James was taking the express to Barrow-In-Furness
After 'Ever After': Pt. 11Chapter 11: SurrealAfter 'Ever After': Pt. 112 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There was the sound of rattling keys behind Rapunzel and Eugene, and a voice just beyond the light of the lantern gruffly said, "Time to go."
Queen Josephine stepped into the light, her eyes brimming with tears at the scene unfolding before her her daughter, who was an absolute mess, sat in the lap of a physically abused ex-criminal, the two embracing emotionally. "I'm sorry, dear," she choked in motherly pain. "But you need to have your poise lesson."
Rapunzel looked back at Eugene, muttering under her breath, "Curse those lessons " She gripped his arms so tight her fingers burned, but Eugene still offered
After 'Ever After': Pt. 12Chapter 12: Rapunzel's Worst NightmareAfter 'Ever After': Pt. 122 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Rapunzel awoke the next day to the bright light of early morning filtering through her curtains, feeling slightly refreshed. Pascal lay beside her; she crawled out of bed, careful not to wake him as she went to her immediate line of business: visiting Eugene.
She retraced the path her mother had taken to the prison ward, and made her way down the winding corridors of the jail to where Eugene's cell was housed, still clad in her flowing ivory nightgown. She'd naturally gotten some howls, whistles and curses, but seemingly immune, Rapunzel simply floated through the maze, intent on reaching Eugene. But w
OUAT: The Archie Files- Case #2 WhaleOUAT: The Archie Files- Case #2 Whale8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Name: Dr. Whale
Residency: Storybrooke, Maine
Occupancy: Medical Doctor and Surgeon
Emergency Contact: none
True Name: Victor Frankenstein
Prognosis thus far: Misuse of Magic, Narcissism, Schizotypal personality disorder
Most recent visit:
This morning I received a knock on my door. I was very shocked to see my colleague Dr. Whale appear there. He was never one to ask for my advice, but I gladly let him in. He began retelling of his most recent issue of having his arm being torn off his body by a monster he created. I didn't need two and two to put together who he truly was I just never thought he would be in Storybrooke
The Archie Files: IntroductionThe Archie Files: Introduction8 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The Archie Files
A look into the files of Dr. Archie Hopper's clients in Storybrooke, Maine.
Many of Dr. Hopper's patients are suffering with misuse of magic or Magic Addiction.
Magic is power and if used improperly or in a negative manner the results may be drastic.
The following are some of the cases we are going to take a look at:
August W. Booth
Wedding with a Chance of Frog Chapter 1Wedding with a Chance of Frog Chapter 17 months ago in Sketches More Like This
You know before I wrote this I thought about the title, it was going to be either 'A very Froggy Wedding' or 'A Wedding with the chance of Frog'. So went asking my family, friends, and you guys of your opinion. And the winner is now the title! NOW let's get this sequel started!
"OW!" yelped a certain pink headed girl.
"Oh, I'm sorry Miss Natsumi, but we told you keep still," said a lady on her knee's hemming Natsumi's white gown.
I faced one of the many mirrors. Staring at myself, seeing myself in the beautiful white gown I was wearing. It was long and flowy, very light. At the top, there is a strap on the right side that ties behind m
Star Cross Knight (Part 2)Star Cross Knight (Part 2)7 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Pairing: Juha Bach/Haschwald
Time went and Haschwald continued to perform the duties of the main Stern Ritter. He was coping with his work rather well,though,sometimes he still felt a bit unsure,when the Emperor entrusted him some important tasks.
However,as time passed the blond Quincy got used to it. And as he was spending much time near His Majesty,he was able to learn better the Emperor's personality.
Haschwald was glad to be near his Emperor whom he respected very much. The only thing which was bothering the blond Quincy so far was the fact that he couldn't understand his own feelings. For example he pretty often felt Emperor's glance o
Star Cross Knight (Part 3)Star Cross Knight (Part 3)7 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Pairing: Juha Bach/Haschwald
Some time has passed since the day of Haschwald's night conversation with the Emperor. But since that time they have not even once spoke about their feelings to each other and didn't touch this topic anymore.
It was a very busy time in the castle and every Quincy had a lot of work to do. Haschwald was instructed to train the group of rookie soldiers so he didn't have time to talk with the Emperor. Besides His Majesty was really busy too and Haschwald didn't want to distract him from the important business.
So Haschwald concentrated on his errand which was given to him and started to teach rookies the basics of fi
Star Cross Knight (Part 4)Star Cross Knight (Part 4)6 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Pairing: Juha Bach/Haschwald
The life in the Quincies' castle went on but all the days were busy and similar to each other. Because of that most of the soldiers especially Stern Ritters became very tired. Soon enough the Emperor noticed it and decided to give a break to his soldiers.
Stern Ritters were allowed to spent their day off in the World of the Living and the news about that spreaded around the castle very fast. The excitement of Stern Ritters could be felt everywhere and it became even more noticeable in the day of the trip to the human world.
Bambietta visited Haschwald to find out if he was ready to go or not. She rushed into his