Mamotte Lollipop IMs 2Zero's Chat RoomMamotte Lollipop IMs 25 years ago in Humor More Like This
Nina Yamda has entered chatroom!
Zero-sama has entered chatroom!
Sun-chan has entered chatroom!
Forte has entered chatroom!
Zero-sama: Sup people!
Nina Yamada: Why am I here? I am on the computer beside you Zero?
Zero-sama: Dont be a bitch! Your on because its fun this way!
Nina Yamada: Fuck you!
Sun-chan: Hey Nina, Have any thoughts on joining me and forte for more fun?
Nina Yamda: NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!! I dont want to fucking die Today!
Forte: Its your loss, im baking as we speak and everyone knows how kick ass my baking is!
Zero-sama: You gave me fricken food poisoning last time I ate your food....
Forte: THATS IN THE PAST!
Zero-sama: So will you be if you dont shut up!
Zero-sama has left Zero's chat room.
Nina Yamada: Nice going Forte, stop pissing Zero off...
Sun-chan: He was only standing up for himself, dont be so uptight Nina Yama somethin somethin somthin...
Nina Yamada: Y-A-M-A-D-A bitch!
Ways how to annoy Ianto1.scratch the words 'CSI:Cardiff' on the SUVWays how to annoy Ianto5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
2.point out they have their secret organisations name written in bright yellow on the roof of the SUV...
3.tell him Jacks watching his caffeine intake.
4.if he asks if you wanted a drink, say 'ooh, ill have a tea please'
5.tell him everyone knows him and jack are an item...
6.put the word 'couple' into every sentence imaginable ['so would you like a couple of scanners/weevils/plant pots/shoes']
7.tell everyone Iantos poisoned someones coffee, intending it to be Owens [pre-death] however hes lost track of which one it was....so anyone could have it....
8.constantly say his tie is wonky...even when it isn't so as he'll have to straighten it again.
9.put a spot of tipex on his back somewhere he cant reach it....so he'll have to take his jacket off....then do the same to him shirt...blame it on Jack.
10.tell him gwens put hidden cameras in jacks office, recording everything that happens in there, also film him trying to look for them.
Can it be? Part 5Jack goes up into the coffee shop and takes a seat at the bar. He sits there looking at the stopwatch, not realising Ifan is standing at the counterCan it be? Part 55 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Sir can I get you anything?" Ifan says looking at the watch in Jacks hand
"Do you think you can make me an industrial strength coffee?" Jack says looking up at Ifan
Ifan grins "One industrial strength coming right up." He turns back to the coffee machine and starts to make jack his coffee.Once its finished he places it in front of jack. "Can I ask you where you got that stopwatch?"
Jack smiles a bit and hands Ifan the stopwatch "It belonged to a very god friend of mine." Jack takes a sipp of his coffee "Wow this is Great. I haven't had coffee like this since...." Jack stops and thinks for a minute "Well since a long time ago."
Ifan nods. "This stop watch looks familiar. i just cant think of where i seen it before" He flips the watch over and read the inscription "I'm guessing your friends name i
EquestriaNoir-A Neo-Noire TaleEquestriaNoir-A Neo-Noire Tale4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Manehattan - 9:30 PM
Scumbag: the most prolific term in my vocabulary is the word scumbag, and for good reason; almost everyone I meet in the streets nowadays is a scumbag.
What constitutes a scumbag? The signs are too long to list, but I don't need to; I know a scumbag when I see one, and the unicorn running away from me at this very moment constituted a grade-A example of what a real scumbag is.
The filthy piece of scum ran - flying almost - as I pursued him, pistol levitating near my head in a soft, dark colored glow. He sure ran fast for someone who had just had a bullet pierce his hind leg; but I had grown accustomed to this sight, as it had played out in the same form for more times that I dared count.
His ragged red robes concealed just how dangerous this piece of equine filth was, and this one was as vile as you could get: a foal-raping, mass-murdering cannibal cultist who was mere seconds away from having his brains become part of the pavement.
The cultist nearly collap
I Just Met a Weirdo -Chapter 2I Just Met a Weirdo -Chapter 24 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A Pokemon Black and White fanfic, focusing on Ferriswheelshipping
I trudged onward, exited to finally battle the next gym. I've already trained my Snivy and my other newly caught pokemon enough to battle Aloe, the normal type gym leader. As I trotted my way to the entrance, thinking of good battle strategies, I accidentally bumped into somebody really hard, making me falter backwards. Cursing, I stood up and scratched my head and was about to scold the person, when our eyes met.
IT WAS HIM! THE WEIRD EYE-LOCKING FREAK!
What was his name again en...N!
Wow, I can't believe I almost forgot his name, which is practically just a letter.
"Uh hi again?" I greeted him awkwardly.
He blinked for a bit and seemed to have recognized me. Giving me a small smirk, he said:
"I want to see things no one else can see the truth of pokemons inside pokeballs, the ideals of how trainers should be. And a future where pokemon have become perfect." he said with a very serious tone.
I Just Met a Weirdo - WhitexNI Just Met a Weirdo - WhitexN4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A Pokemon Black and White fanfic, focusing on Ferriswheelshipping
"Hm what do you think about what they said Tokou?" Cheren asked thoughtfully after the weirdo men who looked like knights from the middle ages left to the next town. I for one had no idea what they were talking about. It was confusing and sounded pretty boring, so I just stared blankly at them throughout the whole speech. Unable to answer Cheren's question, I just shrugged and said:
Cheren rolled his eyes and was about to say something else (more nerd talk maybe) when some green haired guy from the noisy crowd walked toward us.
"Your pokemon they speak to me.." he muttered, and stared hardly right at me. I raised my brows at him with a confused look.
"W-what?" I asked dazed by the man's stern look. Cheren stepped forward a little confused himself.
"Boy, you speak too fast. And what do you mean 'the pokemon speak to you'? What an odd thing to say." he said eying the mys
I Just Met a Weirdo -Chapter 3I Just Met a Weirdo -Chapter 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Nnggh! We better scram! Let's go to the park!" yelled the grunt they scurried off like little girls. I stifled in a giggle.
"Oh, thank you so much young lady." thanked the old man with a sigh of relief.
"No prob sir! Just call me whenever those Team Plasma freaks try to steal your Pokémon again and I'll beat 'em up good!" I mused punching the air around me for demonstration. The old man chuckled.
"Well to express my gratitude, here, have this." he said as he pulled out a bike. My eyes sparkled. No more tiring, foot splintering hikes around Unova.
"A-are you sure it's okay sir? I mean..you don't really have to.." I stammered. The old man chuckled again and shook his head.
"It's quite alright. I'm not planning in using this anyway." he said and pushed it closer to me.
"Gosh. Thanks so much, sir! I'll take really good care of it!" I thanked him gratefully.
"You're very welcome. Well, I best be off and take care of the daycare Pokémon. Take care young one." he said an
Can it be? part 4Gwen gently places the box on the desk as jack takes a seat in the chair.Can it be? part 45 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Jack carefully lifts the lid. he stares down at the contents of the box. he looks away from the biox as he feels a stong wave of pain wash over him. He thought he could do it. He thought that he got over it. But it looks like he didn't.
Gwen sees the pain in Jacks eyes. "Jack are you ok?" she asks wishing she could do something
He looks up at her and flashes a fake grin "Ya Just thinking of something" His Grin fades and he sighs. he rests his head in his hand and looks down at the box. "I thought i could do it but i can't"
"What do you mean?"
"I thought i could come back here, to earth and get on with my job. Stop being upset about Ianto, stephen , Owen, and Tosh. But i don't think i can." Jack sighs keeping back his tears and trying to show no emotion at all in front of gwen
"Of course you can Jack. You've done it before in the past."
"Your right that was the past Gwen. Before i meet Ianto. Ianto was
ALL I EVER WANTED- chapter 5ALL I EVER WANTED- chapter 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Hotel room at four in the morning, lying away, talking to myself, wishing someone would hear me and make it that much better. I wished there was someone that I could tell all my secrets to, someone that could understand the irrational babble that went on constantly in my head, saying things like "Why?" and "There is no way that happens." And "Tell me more."
I was begging myself, listening to the walls give me an empty answer while I stared at the ceiling. Everyone now and again a line from a song would slip from between my lips, and I found myself relating it to my life in some way or another. Like "I can't believe that it's over." And "all I ever wanted" fallowed up by a quick "I'll set fire to the rain."
God I was so pathetic. Even moves like Jagger seemed to replay itself in my brain, and that was one of the ridicules songs they used to play during one of my acts. Back in the big city I ran away from, I knew that music was still playing. Somehow, who was to say that the world hadn't
PokeSpirits-PART 35 Two WorldsIKARISHIPPING MOMENTPokeSpirits-PART 35 Two Worlds4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Lucas hurried up to where Riley, Lucario, Buck, and Cheryl awaited at the other side of the meadow. He found them huddled in a small cave behind a thicket bush, up a few feet on a rocky ledge. Carrying Dawn in his arms, he hurried up at top speed over towards the cave. Chimchar ran at his side.
"Ahh! Look out!" Chimchar cried, leaping up in the air as an Ekans snapped its head from the tall grass, barely missing Chimchar's feet.
"Chimchar!" Lucas felt the fiery rage burn in his heart. As an Infernape, he felt like he could run as fast as he can, like he had never run before. But he felt heated with rage as well as exhilaration. Some of these pokemon had hurt Dawn, and she was unconscious with a bleeding wound at the corner of her forehead. Lucas blew an angry Flamethrower towards one of the Deino that tried to creep up at his heels, but then widened his eyes with shock as the Deino snapped its mouth at Chimchar's burning tail, making Chimchar squeal with surprise a
Scream Tokio Hotel Ch1Chapter One:Scream Tokio Hotel Ch17 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Introduction To Toms Life
Tom! my twin brothers voice yelled out, waking me from my peaceful sleep.
What, Bill? I asked, rolling onto my side, away from the open bedroom door.
I heard him whimpering and got out of my bed quickly, and went across the hallway to his room, Nein, nein, nein! Bitte Nien! Nicht Tom! he whimpered in his sleep.
I shook him, Bill, wake up! He sat upright quickly, tears falling from his beautiful eyes, and sobs emitting from his throat. I sat on his bed and gathered him into my arms, Its okay, Bill.
His manicured finger nailed fingers curled tightly into the back of my shirt as he sobbed into my chest, It it was horrible! I dreamt they had taken you away, and I never got to see you again.
Tokio Hotel- Hair StraightenerThe Hair straightener...Tokio Hotel- Hair Straightener6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Georg: So...Bill...I just went to go straighten my hair. Where's my straightener??
Bill: Umm.....what hair straightener? *innocent face*
Georg: The one that I use....everyday!!
Bill: Oooh! That one....Well.... See I went into the bathroom to go put on my eyeliner...and well....I saw your hair straightener just lying there steaming!! It was super hot so I unplugged it and soaked in the sink. Then it made a fizzy noise and dosen't turn on anymore...
Georg: *pissed off face*
Bill: Hehe. So then I gave it to Tom because he wanted it. I don't know why....
Georg: Ughh....you gave it....to Tom...Gee danke Bill!
Tom: Georg? Your hair straightener? What did I do with it? Gustav said he wanted it. He said something about a "Drumstick Experiment".
Georg: ...Really? *hand on face*
Gustav: *Drumming madness*
Georg: GUSTAV! Wha
Odds Against Us Ch7Odds Against Us Ch73 years ago in Romance More Like This
☆Odds Against Us☆
Part 7 - Sabotage
A bright light engulfed my Pidove, Flap, in the middle of our training session. I watched in amazement as his form changed and the light faded. Flap was now a Tranquill; I jumped in the air out of excitement and ran to hug him around his longer neck, "Yay! Flap, you evolved!!" My Flying-type cooed happily and rubbed his face against mine. However, my cheerful reaction was masking my feeling of sadness deep inside. Smiling sadly, I stroked my friend's brightly colored feathers; Flap noticed my slight distress, and tilted his head worriedly to look at me. Shaking myself, I reassured him, "Don't worry, pal, I'm okay."
But in reality, I felt as if my heart had just run a marathon, then got stomped on by a ten ton iron shoe. Yesterday, I had discovered two things: the first being that the 'King' of the evil group called Team Plasma was N; the second was that I was in love with him.
Stiffling a sigh, I returned my Tranquill and heade
ALL I EVER WANTED- chapter 4ALL I EVER WANTED- chapter 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"No offense . But I have to ask." Ruby, in all his humbleness, pointed to my face and cocked his head to the side. "What the hell is wrong with you?"
I was fighting back laughter, because there was no hostility in his voice at all. Just a pained annoyance, but that wasn't even directed at me. He was obviously upset with the world at the moment, and yet the blatant sarcasm didn't bother me in the slightest. With as many cuts and bruises he had, and as waterlogged he looked, I didn't blame him
"I just have a lot of illnesses." I said, unashamed. The days in which I tried to hide past my problems were long gone. I learned the hard way that it was easier to accept yourself and hope others would too, than to always try and be something you're not.
"Nose bleeds?" he readjusted that sopping wet hat on his head, that looked more like an old sack he pulled out of the sewer rather than a fashion statement. I didn't understand it, but then again, I had never understood those kinds of
Cammy and Chun-Li - MemoriesDisclaimer: I do not own nor am I associated with the characters of Street Fighter. They belong to Capcom. I did not profit for this writing in any way.Cammy and Chun-Li - Memories5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Notes: This story takes place during Super Street Fighter II Turbo, which for this story I'm considering a separate tournament from Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers. My story uses elements from Cammy's HD Remix ending (which is close to her original Japanese ending) for SSTFII, as well as Cammy's ending from Street Fighter Alpha III, and a few other players' endings as well. If this doesn't jive with your version of SF canon, you can consider this an alternate universe. I don't really care. I must admit some influence in this fic from Shaking Where I Stand's fanfic, "Shattered Confessions."
Super Street Fighter II Turbo:
Cammy and Chun-Li Memories
"Time over!" the announcer shouted over the loud speakers. The announcement reverberated through a section of the Tiger Balm Gardens, a popular tourist
A Search for Paradise (1) ch.2A Search for Paradise (1) ch.22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"There's only one way to go home." I tell Ralts.
"Walking?" she asks.
"No, flying." Latios says.
"Flying? I don't know." she whimpers. If she's going to be with us, we fly a lot. She'll need to be less afraid of flying.
"We promise, neither of us would drop you, at any moment." I say cheerfully bending my neck down to her.
"If you say so." Ralts says getting ehr grip on my neck and hauling herself upright. I lift it up and turn to Latios. We exchange nods and take off the ground. I feel the grip on my neck tighten. She must be still terrified. I steady my flight on the wind currents. Now I'm just letting the wind carry me, I forgot how peaceful it is, having the wind do the flting for me, have it just carry me across the sky. Latios catches up to me and I point down to the river below. He nods and flies around to my othe side.
I'm diving towards the river until we're both just above the clear water. We center ourselves into the middle and dip our hands down, creating four glistening wa
ALL I EVER WANTED- chapter 3ALL I EVER WANTED- chapter 32 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
To Sapph: So you just leave?
To Ruby Love: Don't you dare talk to me about "just leaving!"
To Sapph: What did you expect me to do? Leave that kid there to die?
To Ruby Love: No, but you didn't have to give him mouth to mouth! Yuck.
To Sapph: Hey I'm not saying I enjoyed it, but I saved his life.
To Ruby Love: This just isn't going to work.
To Sapph: .
To Ruby Love: I'm sorry But I don't even know where you are right now or anything. I'm never gonna know where you are unless you are home. And I can't have a long distance relationship. I know myself well enough to know it just won't work
To Sapph: ok.
To Ruby Love: That's it?
To Sapph: Sure. If that's what is going to make you happy.
To Ruby Love: That's all you have to say???
To Sapph: Yep
To RUBY: fine >:T
To Sapph: Ttyl
"She never answered her phone after that message." I grumb
So You Found Me A ReasonSo You Found Me A Reason3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
So you found me a reason.
To remain alive.
Not fall to the dark side.
Like my mind made me try.
I got so lost.
Couldn't see the way.
Then I saw you crying,
And it made me stay.
Now we're safe again.
I've killed the Sith.
And we can be together.
Because everyone knows.
I can't believe what I nearly did.
Threw it all away.
My dream never came true.
Your death wasn't their birth.
And now there is harmony.
I can be who I want to be.
Help rebuild the Jedi,
And think clear once more.
Vader's gone from here.
He's been destroyed.
Yoda took care of that,
Even though it hurt.
But it means the beginning,
Of a new return.
The Jedi will be stronger,
Than they ever were.
Me and my Master,
We're closer now.
Joined at the hip you said,
Well I guess that's fine.
Cryptic Pokeballs: FAn Affair on the Fiery PathCryptic Pokeballs: F5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Another sandstorm today. It seemed like Route 111 was always impassible these days. Corbyn pulled on his hiking boots and started getting ready for a hike through the Fiery Path.
Corbyn was 19 years old. He had black hair, brown eyes, and an Eevee that he carried around everywhere. He'd promised his friend that he would meet him in Fallarbor Town to catch his entry in the super contest there, but the weather seemed to be trying to prevent that from happening. It shouldn't be a big deal though, there was a tunnel through Mt. Chimney called the Fiery Path that would get him there, if he could get past all the pokémon inside.
Which, he was confident, Eevee could. He pulled on some hot weather clothes and let Eevee out of her ball. "You ready to go, Eevee?"
The little chestnut-brown pokémon looked up at Corbyn with bright eyes. "Veevee!" she exclaimed agreeably, smiling up at him. Corbyn smiled back and headed for the door.
It was a warm day outside, w
CHARIZARD 'MMy name is CHARIZARD 'M.CHARIZARD 'M4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I was born when my original trainer traded me to Pokemon Blue Version.
My name was Q.
It's so lonely.
I don't have a cry like real Pokemon. It hurts my throat to make noise. So the sound comes out all garbled.
I suppose life a CHARIZARD 'M isn't all bad. At least, I have a body with my new trainer. When I was Q I was only a bunch of colors.
My new trainer doesn't like to put me in his party.
He likes the real pokemon better.
But I know a couple of tricks. I'm smart. I just make all of the pokemon behind me invisible.
He doesn't like that. He doesn't like that at all.
My new trainer. I wonder what his name is? I wonder what my last trainer's name was... I can't see them... I can't hear them either... I wonder if they even have one?
I'm happy today! My trainer put me in battle! I showed him my cool move - - . My trainer called it super glitc
Lost Minds - Chp. 1 germanLost Minds The Forgotten PromiseLost Minds - Chp. 1 german5 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Der Himmel war mit schwarzen Wolken verhangen. Hin und wieder hörte man Donnergrollen, aber es regnete noch nicht. Es wehte ein mehr oder weniger starker Wind.
Kuzure sah besorgt in den Himmel. Er wusste, dass der herannahende Regen für die Wölfe zum Problem werden würde, da er nahezu alle Spuren des Wildes wegschwemmen und so die Chancen auf eine erfolgreiche Jagd drastisch verringern würde. Er drehte sich um und wartete auf die restlichen Wölfe, die mit ihm zur Jagd aufgebrochen waren.
Taisho, Sento und Kasshoku schlossen auch gleich zu ihm auf, aber einer fehlte. Kuzure verdrehte die Augen.
Kasshoku, wo ist dein Bruder?, fragte er. Erschrocken sah dieser sich um.
Grade eben war er noch hinter uns. Ich hole ihn, geht ihr schon mal vor.
Beeil dich gefälligst, zischte Taisho, Sonst ist es deine Schuld, dass das Rudel heute hungern muss.
BlazBlue HeartsNoel peered from around the corner. The coast was clear. She took a breath, trying to muster as much courage was was humanly possible. All she had to do was get to her room and then it would all be over. She raised her Arcus Diabolus Bolverk and made a mad dash to her dorm. Someone was watching her from above. The figure leaped from beam to beam, moving in sync with Noel. Then the figure pounced on Noel, landing ontop of her.BlazBlue Hearts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I. Got. You." The figure said, kissing Noel's nose.
"Makoto!!! . . . . I don't want to play anymore" Noel said, struggling to get Makoto off her. Makoto frowned.
"But I thought Noel wanted to me my wife" Makoto pouted. Noel's face flushed a bright red.
"Sh-shut up! We were kids when we promised that. Besides . . . what would people say" Noel said. Makoto smiled.
"Its ok Noel, I love your small boobs" Makoto said groping Noel. Noel cried out.
Jak - In ReviewJak - In Review8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The door creaked open, and his head lifted from the papers on the table, green eyebrows arching at the sapphire-haired young woman on the threshold.
"Can…can I come in?" Her voice was quiet, weak. He loved it and hated it in equal measure. It had been a while, but he still remembered all too well the sting lurking under that voice, what it had done to his heart and his head in a few short words. Her voice hurt more than any of the experiments ever had.
He nodded anyway, gesturing to the empty chair across the table, and then went back to the papers he had been given to review before they were passed off to the Council. It was strange, reading about what they had done to him. Jarring, disturbing, and eerily distant. This young man in the photos and described in the reports was so different from who he was now, so much more alive, that is wasn't difficult to look at it as though it were an entirely different person he was
Mewtwo's Christmas CarolMewtwo's Christmas Carol3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
'Twas a dark, cold night of ice and snow
A winter's night where the moon had yet to show
Trapped within a cave, dark and dreary
Sits the legendary Mewtwo, worn and weary
Normally he was an apathetic soul, free of chagrin
But things were no longer as they had always been
He rises from the ground with a demeanor of bother
For this day was turning out unlike any other
The fact that today was indeed Christmas Eve
Had nothing to do with why he had begun to grieve
Many holidays had come and gone in the past
To him, the idea of celebration was ranked dead last
He had always been perfectly fine with being alone
Not because he felt he had committed sins to atone
Rather, it gave him a chance to soothe his inner frustrations
With philosophical thinking and complicated calculations
Today had started much like every other day
Making risk assessments of a conjured gamma ray
But hardly a few minutes in, and he almost felt like snoring
For some reason, it seems this experiment was really boring!