9 Ways to Annoy Alucard~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~9 Ways To Annoy Alucard~~~~~~~~~~~9 Ways to Annoy Alucard7 years ago in Humor More Like This
*I suggest doing these in order. they all sorta fall together.
**This is for precautionary reasons
1*. Steal his gun** (The jackal >D)
2. Steal his outfit, or buy an alucard costume.
3. Follow him around while wearing it.
4. Imitate his every move while wearing it.
5. Whenever he tries to talk to Integra sing "I'm bringin sexy back" (this is why you stole the gun. I suggest running before he goes all dog demon on you and eats you whole)
6. (you can do this one whenever) tell him Walter loves him. (that'll piss off walter and alucard)
7. (this should be done somwhere with 1-5) Imitate his dark voice and say "I am the strongest vampire evah, i shall kill you all, Mwahaha!"
8. Shout "Bad dog!" at him.
9. Ask him if he wants to be friends.
15 Ways To Annoy Alucard15 WAYS TO ANNOY ALUCARD15 Ways To Annoy Alucard5 years ago in Settings More Like This
1. Steal his gun & hide it.
2. When he asks you about it, tell him Anderson did it.
3. Replace the stolen gun with a plastic one (paint rainbow ponies on it).
4. Say he can't fight Albert Wesker and win.
5. When he asks where he can find Albert Wesker, tell him to go buy Resident Evil 5.
6. Give him a bouncy ball that says 'Special Mom' for Christmas this year.
7. When he asks what the hell you were thinking when you bought it, tell him you don't know what he's talking about.
8. On mother's day, give him breakfast in bed.
9. Show him AxA yaoi.
10. Ask him if it turns him on.
11. When he says no, pat him on the shoulder and tell him it's O.K to be gay.
12. Switch his and Anderson's sunglasses.
13. Tell Integra Alucard has a crush on her.
14. For her Christmas this year, give her a pair of sexy underwear and label the package 'With love, from Alucard'.
15. Ask him if he wants to be your friend XD
60 ways to annoy Alucard★☆×~60 WAYS TO ANNOY ALUCARD~×☆★60 ways to annoy Alucard6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
1. Ask him if he will let you to kill him
2. Kick him in the shin and run away
3. Glomp him
4. Steal his hat...
5. ...Steal his jacket...
6. ...Steal his sunglasses...
7. ...Steal his gun...
8. ...Then come to him yelling:Hey, I'm Alucard, I'm the immortal bastard who wants to kill everyone Hahaha!!!
9. Show him the pictures of naked Seras
10. Cough at him
11. Ask him if he's in love with Integra
12. Ask him if he's gay
13. Say that Walter's in love with him
14. Switch his pistols with water guns
15. Dye his hair pink
16. Switch his sunglasses with normal glasses
17. Glue paper saying:Kick me if you can on his back...
18. ...Then make Anderson do it
19. Make out with Seras right in front of him
20. Rape him o_O
21. Ask him if he ever kissed a girl
22. ...If he says yes ask him if he's sure that it wasn't a guy
23. Show him AxS hentai
24. Put a bomb in his toilet
25. Kiss him
26. Take him to a strip club
27. Dance arou