matespritHe calls John "fuckass" all the time, and how fucking accurate that turned out to be. John called it a "pet name" once, whatever that meant, and it would be a delicate understatement to say that Karkat flipped a massive shit. The entire base overheard his rage, though overhearing, as Rose later said to Kanaya, was perhaps a poor choice of words.matesprit2 years ago in Short Stories
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Karkat hates himself, everyone knows that, but he fucking loathes himself and his bad luck at falling for a dunkass human. How this has stemmed from his short-lived hate-crush, Gog only knows, but he's spending more and more time with his mouth covering Egbert's, those stupid overlarge teeth tugging at his bottom lip in a not unpleasant way, and trying to "be careful, Karkat, I'm not a troll!" (Why the fuck were humans so fucking fragile anyway? He pities them for how badly biology fucked them over.), but he just growls obscenities and tries to be more thoughtful with his nibbling.
Interspecies romance is disgusting, and this thing with John do