School of Villainy"Lesson number one. Evil is good."School of Villainy9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Lesson Number 2: Evil will always win, because good is dumb."
"Lesson Number 3: Cheesy Puns are Good. The cheesier, the more endearing."
Lesson number 4: Learn to deliver good one-liners on the spot. If you can't mock the good-guy before you hurt him or someone else in a single line, he will have time to thwart your plans, and possibly hurt you.
Lesson number 5: Sometimes it's GOOD to run away (especially if you have no armor and the good-guy has a large weapon to HURT YOU with.)
Lesson number 6: No form of attack or defense is ever beneath you. In fact, pull out all the stops until the hero whines, gives up or you beat his bloody pulp into the ground.
Lesson number 7: Dress to impress. You are as evil and powerful as you look. Plus you can charm the hero's sweetheart or damsel in distress, because when he starts to beat on you, she will ask him to stop, and he will inevitably yield, leaving you to exercise lesson number 6 or lesson number 5.
100 Things Doc Ock Wouldnt Do100 Things Doc Ock Wouldnt Do5 years ago in Humor More Like This
2) Become a rapper
3) Open up a shelter for stray puppies
4) Flash random people
5) Wait in front of schools in a van with chocolate
6) Cosplay as Aizen Sousuke from Bleach
7) "Physically experiment" with his tentacles
8) Become a tentacle rapist
9) Become a PONG champion
10) Run in the Olympics
11) Have a Spiderman Shrine in his closet
12) Hide porn under his bed
14) Become a professional wrestler
15) Become a llama breeder
16) Get addicted to Spanish Soap Operas
17) Admit his undying love for Peter
18) Wear an "I'm with stupid" t-shirt by himself
19) Compare himself to Nergal Jr.
20) Teach Biology
21) Teach Chemistry
22) Wear pink heart boxers
23) Start collecting Pokemon trading cards
24) Appear on "Dancing with the Stars"
25) Fail at DDR
26) Win at DDR
27) Be seen in the mall testing out different perfumes
28) Become a lawyer
29) Make a silly face for a photo
30) Trip over himself
31) Sing "What is Love?' in public
32) Sing in the shower
33) Start saving enda