Homestuck cluster fuck 1Homestuck cluster fuck 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
ONCE ONE TIME
There was a lovely gerbil named Karkat and he was All ovar de place. He went up to NEPETA And he said in a metal voice "OHH NEPETAAAAA WE NEED TO HAVE DESU SEX INFRONT OF OTHER TROLLS TO MAKE THEM HAVE KAWAII GASUMS NYA."
Nepeta was jerking in seizure form purring and laughing like a kawaii horse. She smiled showing her teeth that had grills. He patted Karkat on the head and laughed fatherly with cross eyes. SO THEY ALL WENT INTO THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK OF A FUCK ROOM And they feasted on horse radish because they felt like being cars today. ALL THE OTHER TROLLS WERE IN THIS ROOM PURRING AND SHIT Kanaya was petting he leg crying like a black man. She told it not to worry it wouldn't be home sick from jesus pig any more. Her leg smiled in compassion and walked away. Kanaya gave it a fond farewell. KARKAT CHASED THE LEG AND SHACKED UP WITH IT AND KAD LEGKARKAT BABYS AND TOLD IT HOW NICE IT WAS LIKE SPONGE.
PBJThe juggalo sat alone in his room, blinking at his splitting headache grew with each breath. His supply of sopor slime had run out, so his...other self was no longer pacified. He was doing his best to fight it, but it was becoming too much for even him to handle. He didn't want to hurt anyone..... Karkat....Terezi....Tavros.... He blinked in this realization, and turned to his laptop. He had to warn Tavros. No matter what, he absolutely HAD to warn Tavros. He signed into Trollian, and looked at his friend's bar. Gamzee sighed in relief. Alright, the Taurus was active, this was good. This was very good. He then began chatting with him.PBJ3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT]
Tavros blinked at the alert sound, glancing to his computer. He rolled over to where he had left it. He smiled in seeing who it was. Ah, Gamzee, his good friend. he responded bach to him.
AT: uH,,,HI GAMZEE
TC: HeY My bRoThEr. JuSt cOmMiN To mOtHeRfUcKiN SaY GoOdByE
Tavros blinked at his screen.
Tavros+Gamzee 14 -FINALE-Gamzee slipped out of his costume, changing back into his normal clothes with a contented sigh. He'd loved FLARPing with his friends. But he was tired, and he thought that maybe tonight he'd get his first wink of sleep in weeks. Easing into the sopor slime, his eyes fluttered shut, and he chuckled as he faded to Prospit.Tavros+Gamzee 14 -FINALE-3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Unlike Tavros, he preferred walking the golden streets. But he would gladly take to the skies with his matesprit, if need be. He saw Kan, Vriska and Terezi sitting in a circle, floating a few inches off the uncomfortable ground, chatting and reenacting their favorite parts of the FLARPing. He jogged over to them, waving. They turned to him, waving him over even as Tavros turned the corner on the opposite end of the street. Both made a bee line for the slowly gathering group. The two hover by the girls, laughing with them, but mostly staying fairly quiet. Vriska grins, standing in air, then shuts her eyes and starts walking as though she had a cane in front of her. She
Tavros+Gamzee 9Vriska kicked the wall opposite Eridan's room violently. She punched it with her metal arm, cracking the cement. She smacked her head against it with an audible thud, then rested her forearms against the wall, folding her hands on the back of her raven black hair. She was so overwhelmed with grief and anger she didn't notice the figure beside her until he tapped on her shoulder. She leapt away, hitting a window. Her robotic elbow broke a large hole in it, but she was staring at the troll before her. Tavros, in the Summoner's garb. She gaped at him- he looked amazing.Tavros+Gamzee 94 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Kanaya's handiwork?" Vriska choked out.
Tavros nodded, sad. "i CAME TO HELP YOU, uHH, fIND AND KILL DUALSCAR."
Vriska grinned. He was getting the hang of extreme roleplaying again. "Why thank you Summoner! My ex- kismises shall feel my hatred once more!"
Tavros smiled back, and the two shook hands.
In a remote part of the lab, Eridan hid. He held a shard of the Matriorb in one hand, wand in the other. He supposed he felt
Tavros+Gamzee 8Terezi was walking with her cane that had the hidden blades, her Dragon cane, grinning at Tavros and Gamzee. They both smiled back.Tavros+Gamzee 84 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"TH1S 1SN'T GONN4 B3 TWO ON ON3 1S 1T?" She asked.
"Naw, we're all against each other bro!" Gamzee said.
"4W3SOM3" Terezi chuckled and Tavros smiled at the Libra. She pulled her cane apart and crouched into a fighting pose. Gamzee and Tavros backed away, creating a triangle of aggression. Gamzee launched himself at Terezi, who dodged and slashed at Tavros. He skipped backwards, smacking the nearest one away with his lance. Terezi grinned, using one blade to keep Tavros at bay and the other hacking at Gamzee. Gamzee smacked her attacks away with flailing clubs. She jumped backwards, dispatching herself from the two boys, who then charged at eachother. Clubs met lance with a hollow thud, just as Terezi ran forward again and brought both blades down, seperating the other weapons. She dove between them and whirled around at Gamzee. Two swords met two clubs, sl
Tavros+Gamzee 3Tavros Nitram arced his lance down, as though to stab Gamzee through the chest. Gamzee flicked his club up with his new arm, blocking and derailing the lance.Tavros+Gamzee 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Tavros dropped it to the floor, smiling.
"yOU'RE GETTING PRETTY G-GOOD GAMZEE."
They'd been at it for awhile, and both were breathing heavily from the mock fighting. "yeah man!" Gamzee gasped. "i LOVE this arm!"
The two sat under the pale glow of the moon, Gamzee digging into a sopor pie and Tavros rubbing his shoulders. The lance seemed heavy after not fighting for so long.
Even in the game, he communed with underlings.
Tavros was deep in thought when Gamzee set his barely eaten pie down.
"uHHH, gAMZEE? wHY DON'T YOU W-WANT YOUR PIE?"
Gamzee leaned against a wall of the lab. "Bro,ever since i realized my flushed feeling were reciprocated, i've been a weird kind of lucid. I don't need pie like I used
to. I just need you, Tav." Gamzee turned his intense stare on a blushing Tavros.
Gamzee stood. "Let's fight again. For real."