Homestuck cluster fuck 1Homestuck cluster fuck 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
ONCE ONE TIME
There was a lovely gerbil named Karkat and he was All ovar de place. He went up to NEPETA And he said in a metal voice "OHH NEPETAAAAA WE NEED TO HAVE DESU SEX INFRONT OF OTHER TROLLS TO MAKE THEM HAVE KAWAII GASUMS NYA."
Nepeta was jerking in seizure form purring and laughing like a kawaii horse. She smiled showing her teeth that had grills. He patted Karkat on the head and laughed fatherly with cross eyes. SO THEY ALL WENT INTO THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK OF A FUCK ROOM And they feasted on horse radish because they felt like being cars today. ALL THE OTHER TROLLS WERE IN THIS ROOM PURRING AND SHIT Kanaya was petting he leg crying like a black man. She told it not to worry it wouldn't be home sick from jesus pig any more. Her leg smiled in compassion and walked away. Kanaya gave it a fond farewell. KARKAT CHASED THE LEG AND SHACKED UP WITH IT AND KAD LEGKARKAT BABYS AND TOLD IT HOW NICE IT WAS LIKE SPONGE.