They Came On ShipsThey Came On Ships4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
The Arishok seated heavily on the edge of his bed, in a massive heap of tired muscle. Under the weight of the giant, the mattress creaked in protest, but managed to withstand the gruelling force of opposition. No further sound came from the room in which the warrior leader was present, with disquiet silence that thickened the air and seemed to steal the very breath from inside my body. I leaned against the chilled cement wall farthest from the door, and felt the cragged shape of my spine dig deep into the flat surface.
There was no way out
The walls were impenetrable. I did not possess enough magic to destroy the barriers without being caught in the act afterwards. The Qunari would never allow an escape to succeed, especially from a wild Bas'Sarabaas. Another plan had to be made in order to initiate a getaway from the capture of the giants hovering like angry bees in the compound. One wrong slip would surely destroy any chance I would have to flee. I had to figure out an escape r
Ridiculum Vitae Ridiculum VitaeRidiculum Vitae3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Pedro Silva was born behind the counter of a low-life BAR
Exactly between whisky bottles and a .38 caliber pistol
(maybe this explains much of his future life)
Abducted at childhood and raised by wolves
Later on, he joins a Gypsies Caravan
From whom he learns NO magic or else
On a Saint John's night
The eldest gypsy woman
Predicts to him that ART it's his future
He being so STUPID
Believes her and leaves the caravan
In order to try to make a living out of his horrible paintings
That night the Gypsies left and NEVER returned
Alone, abandoned and moneyless
Wanders through the streets of GUADALAJARA
But always faithful to MEXICAN soap-opera tradition;
He finds his real parents!!!
Whom rather to go and live with the WOLVES
His bad luck it's such
That the only POSITIVE thing on his life
Are his AIDS test results
And even this turns to be FALSE
His birth date remains unknown
But his BELT size suggest
It was before low-fat food was invented
To this day he continues hi
Be the random troll girl.You are now the random troll girl.Be the random troll girl.4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Your name is ESERIS ISSITE. You are 7 SOLAR SWEEPS, which makes you around 14 on Earth. You have BLUE blood, making you around the top of the blood spectrum. You are RANDOM and extremely INDECISIVE, making you someone who tends to be very ANNOYING. You also change TOPICS in a random fashion. You can be very LOUD and OUTGOING. Despite all of your POSITIVE energy, you still dream in DERSE, you think it's because you like the color PURPLE. Your lusus is a SNAKE that goes by the name ALDAE. You call him DAE-DAE.
You have a variety of INTERESTS. Among them is COLLECTING. You collect EVERTYTHING because you cannot DECIDE on one, you focus mainly on ROCKS and stolen SCALEMATES. Of course, you ATTEMPT to organize them but it creates a bigger MESS and FRUSTRATES you. You love KRAKENS, and have made a few PLUSHIES to release at random. You also like to DRAW. You have both finished and unfinished drawings CLUTTERING up your hive even more. They're mainly of LAND
Ridiculum Vitae en EspagnolRIDICULUM VITAERidiculum Vitae en Espagnol3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Nació detrás de la barra de un Bar de mala-muerte
Justo entre las botellas de Whisky y un revolver calibre .38.
(Tal vez debiéramos buscar la razón de futuros problemas en esta anécdota)
Raptado al nacer y criado por Lobos.
Después se unirá a una Caravana de Gitanos.
De quienes no aprende Magia ni nada.
En una noche de San Juan,
La Gitana mas anciana le predice que su futuro esta en el Arte.
El muy estupido se lo cree y abandona a los Gitanos
Para tratar de ganarse la vida con sus horribles cuadros.
Esa noche los gitanos huyen para no volver jamás
Solo, abandonado y sin dinero.
Vaga por las calles de Guadalajara.
Pero, siempre fiel a la tradición Tele-Novelesca Mexicana:
¡Encuentra a sus verdaderos Padres!!!
Quienes deciden irse a vivir con los lobos.
Su mala suerte es tal;
Que lo único positivo en su vida es su examen del Sida
He incluso esto resulta ser falso.
Se desconoce su fecha de nacimiento,