Human Colony IntruderHuman Colony Intruder5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Well, obviously we have some Collectors in Citadel space.
They're landin' on yo colonies
They're snatchin' yo humans up
Tryin' to blend 'em
So y'all need to
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
And hide yo' husband
Cuz they're swipin' errybody out 'ere.
You came and attacked us (twice!)
Now we lookin' for you
We gon' find you (x2)
So you can run and tell that
We got yo weapons
You done left survivors and all
You are so dumb
You are really dumb
You are really really really really really so dumb.
(Ashley) I was attacked by some Collectors on Horizon.
So dumb (x4)
NtE: Defiant Ch. 6NtE: Defiant Ch. 63 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Author: Colin Gleason
Game: Mass Effect
Characters: Cole Shepard, Kait, Liara, Joker, Sparatus(Turian Councilor), Valern(Salarian Councilor), Tevos(Asari Councilor), Councilor Udina
Disclaimer: Mass Effect is copyrighted by BioWare but Kait is mine.
Ch. 6 One Step Foward
“Drop that hunk of tin over there.” Shepard said as he gently laid Ashley's body on the bed in the Med-lab. He leans his head against her chest to see if she was even breathing, which she was. He then looked up at her head which already started to show signs of bruising.
“She needs medical attention!” Shepard's cybernetics flair up as Liara leans down to make eye contact with him. “We need to get to the Citadel!”
“We're already heading there Commander.”
“Good. James, go get some rest. Liara...” He looks over at the damaged machine, “See if you can't get the data from that... thing.” He then starts to head out of th
Alone 11. From the End ...Alone 11. From the End ...4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Title: Alone, 11. From the End to the Begining
Game: Mass Effect
Characters: Axiom Shepard, Kaidan Alenko, Joker, Chakwas, Marshal Engut
Disclaimer: Mass Effect and all characters from it belong to Bioware.
Content Warning: Angst
The face of our enemy...The face of our enemy...4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Normandy, a day after defeating Collectors.
Brina raised her eyes and looked on the turian entering her room: he was dressed in simple clothes and held some paper bag. Garrus seemed a bit tense, even cross and if she didn`t know better she could have think he was angry. Sheppard put the data pad she was reading on the table next to the prothean artifact and smiled, showing that seeing him was always a pleasure. But unfortunately this didn`t help, Varakian was as grim as a gravestone!
"Garrus? What is it, my friend?" Brina seriously started to worry, she gestured him to come and take a seat, but as he moved closer to her she saw the tension in his muscles he was all on pins and needles.
"I I can`t!" He squeezed that pity phrase collapsing on the soft pillows oh her couch, the "aftershock" even tossed Brina a bit, she had to grab the handrail to recover her balance.
"What is that all about, Vakarian?!" she looked at Garrus who sat with his head liter
On the Normandy chapter 4On the Normandy chapter 44 years ago in Romance More Like This
On the Normandy by Woodelf71
disclaimer: I don't own Mass Effect nor its characters and I don't make a profit of my FF
4. A VERY SIMPLE MISSION- JACK'S REDEMPTION
"Shepard, the Illusive Man wants to see you in the briefing room."
"Ok, EDI...thank you."
Robin finished feeding her fish and took the elevator to the second floor.
"Shepard, we found a wrecked Collectors vessel adrift and picked up a distress signal from a turian interceptor that was attacked by it. It seems that the turians have managed to damage the enemy ship, which now looks abandoned by the Collectors. We can take advantage of this occasion to recover some of their technology."
Not again! Another last-minute mission, the unplanned ones that occur without warning and disrupt travel plans. But this time, it seemed really important. Taking possession of the technology of their enemies could give them a bit of an ace up their collective
On the Normandy ch.6-7On the Normandy ch.6-74 years ago in Romance More Like This
On the Normandy by Woodelf71
disclaimer: I don't own Mass Effect nor its characters and I don't make a profit of my FF
6. THE POWER OF LIFE
She heard a loud buzzing, an insupportable shrill whistle. Opening her eyes, she saw only a large, white, blurred spot. She realized that she was lying down, but it was not her bed she touched with her hands. Then, into the buzz, she started to distinguish words, and in the middle of the white patch she saw what could be a face.
"Oh, hello Shepard, back with us?" she heard a familiar voice asking.
"Mordin. Who...What...happened? Where am I?"
"Infirmary. Found lying in third floor corridor, brought here. Indeed, first to my lab, now here."
Robin tried to focus on him, but kept seeing a light brown blur instead. "In your lab? Why?"
Mordin was more frenzied than usual, talking faster than his usual machine-gun bursts.
"Why? Had to take advantage of this opportunity for medical c
On the Normandy ch. 16-17On the Normandy ch. 16-174 years ago in Romance More Like This
16. MORDIN SOLUS
While awaiting for Tali's friends to do their work, Robin and Garrus decided to organize a travel schedule for the days to come. Where would they go? Better begin with the less hostile planets, though they knew that the success of the Mindoir meeting was unrepeatable and that their work of diplomacy would become more and more difficult.
But if they moved well the word would begin to spread, just as it had already happened, maybe even among the most anti-human populations.
They were thinking to reach a planet with no human population on it, just to ward off suspicions that theirs was a 'Cerberus' quest.
Quarians and their opinions were unfortunately unimportant for all the other species since the day of the Geth rebellion, and after the Geth attack to the Citadel things didn't get better for them. Quarians were considered second-class citizens by all other races.
Turians were, by their side, in a distinctly anti-human period, and even Garrus himsel
The Lion King KingdomsDESCRIPTION OF THE TLK KINGDOMSThe Lion King Kingdoms2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This land consists of few prides: Royal Pride (the "capital" of the kingdom), Lake Pride, Canyon Pride and Western Pride (known as The Outlands nowadays). The Pridelands can be described as a kind of a "feudal" monarchy. Every pride has their own territory, given to them by King. Each of the prides' duty is defending the kingdom. Every pride (except for the Royal Pride, which is subjected diretly to the King) pays a tribute once a month, as their payment for being allowed to be the part of The Pridelands.
The throne of The Pridelands is inherited by the firstborn of The King, no matter what gender the child is.
[King/ Queen + Consort]
This land once was a part of The Pridelands, and its residents were once known as "The Western Pride". But this pride, however, after some time decided, that they don't want to subject to The Pridelands' King no longer, and began to beg the King to allow them to become a separate, i
Method of Alternate EvolutionThe Deino had been happy once. He was sure of that. He had run around caves biting things. Oh such fun it had been!Method of Alternate Evolution4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
But then the man had come
He came one evening with his Bisharp. If the Deino had been a little smarter he would have hid from the man. But the Deino was only a Deino, too young to know about things like Pokemon trainers.
So the Deino launched itself out into the open, jaws snapping, ready to bite the man like he did with all intruders. He never even got close though, as the Bisharp neatly grounded him halfway. Struggling to fight back, the Deino was beaten to within an inch of his life and then captured. Only one Ultraball was needed.
And thus the Deino came to live with the strange man, in a series of dimly lit rooms that were as gloomy as the cave he had come from. Naturally the Deino loved this and ran around biting everything he saw.
"STOP IT YOU WARPED FREAK!" The man yelled when he saw what the Deino was doing. Clearly, thought the Deino, he was having loads o
Decapitated Dream "One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, knock at the door. Five, six, pickup sticks. Seven eight, lay them straight. Nine, ten, a big fat hen."Decapitated Dream4 years ago in Horror More Like This
The small child giggled as he read the nursery rhyme. The playroom was quiet but calming. Most of the Pokémon were asleep. Only he as his dearest friend, Zorua sat on the ramp, reading one of the greenette's favourite books.
"This book is fun." N chimed. "They have such colourful words."
Zorua nodded blissfully. 'I especially love the Jack and Jill one.'
The child laughed, his voice bouncing on the walls of the room. "Yes. That one is cute. But I pity Jack. He is so clumsy." The two giggled joyfully, enjoying their time together.
They stopped. Zorua quickly scampered and hid behind a toy chest. N turned around, only to see his father standing at the door.
And standing by his side was a crooked
Creepy PokePasta - DranCREEPY PASTA POKEMON by WolfAshCreepy PokePasta - Dran4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I've always been a huge fan of Pokemon creepy pasta. I mean, I thought the show was kind of boring and the games were sadly too difficult for me. I never got passed the elite four in my first game and in my second game my highest level pokemon was level 24. I get depressed just thinking about it while I watch these other players excel so far ahead of me. But that's okay because I was never into pokemon like some of the people I know. Although, I admit, I am extremely close to my very first pokemon in the game. I got a Charmander in FireRed and named him Spyro, after a purple dragon from a different series of games. Spyro soon evolved into a level 70+ Charizard. I swelled with so much pride every time he beat an enemy pokemon. But after he became so powerful (still not enough to beat the elite four) the game became dull. I couldn't progress. I was too lazy to train my other pokemon to be stronger. I couldn't battle with Spyro anymore. But there was no way
Mass Effect 2 - Garrus - ConfessionMass Effect 2 - Garrus - Confession3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Plot: A small shore leave where Garrus confesses to a Shepard already in love with Thane.
Featuring: FemShep, Garrus
Timeline: During ME2, Shepard not arrested by Alliance
Content: romance and confessions
They had traveled to all quarters of the galaxy these past weeks, from the Traverse to the far away Terminus systems. But their trips had only led them to unexplored systems or planets where the crime rate was so high it was dangerous walking in the streets. As a consequence, the crew had not set foot on a "civilized" world for more than four weeks and tensions were starting to rise despite the daily sparing sessions. Shepard was doing her best to keep things quiet and she knew her crew mates made tremendous efforts as well but with so many spiky characters in such narrow spaces, one of them would soon end up tearing a whole in hull.
Joker was thus ordered to take the Normandy to the Citadel for a well-deserved 48h shore leave. Since the Commander had announced
Mass Effect 3 - Renewal - Blowing off steamMass Effect 3 - Renewal - Blowing off steam3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Plot: Disappointed that FemShep couldn't romance Garrus after loosing Thane? Offense mended!
Featuring: FemShep, Garrus
Timeline: During ME3, months after Thane's death, war not ended yet
Content: romance, sex and confessions
Miridian was looking at the artificial sky without really seeing it. Her head felt heavy and every muscle in her body was unresponsive. Maybe she'd had a heavy hand on alcohol, but at least it had the effect she'd hoped: it was impossible for her to focus on anything. Her surroundings were moving, rotating, sometimes taking colors she knew only her intoxicated mind could come up with. But it felt good She was vaguely conscious that she was speaking to herself, or mumbling for that was more like it, but she could not really identify what it was about. She just hoped nobody would hear it and come and see what was going on. She had hidden herself in her favorite place in the Presidium, a little lakefront grass spot, in the shadow of a gar
Creepy Pasta: Loki's GiftCreepy Pasta: Loki's GiftCreepy Pasta: Loki's Gift4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A young man was walking along. He was actually quite handsome and many people believed so with his messy I-just-got-out-of-bed hair and his charming smile. His hair was a dazzling silvery-white colour that he swore to everyone who brought it up that it was natural and he was not just getting grey hair early from stress. His eyes were a beautiful sparkling crimson colour that many again thought must be contacts or something no matter how many times he said they were natural.
Walking beside him was his ever faithful partner. It was a young Zorua who seemed like she didn't have a care in the world. She was an unusual one however and very rare for in fact she was a shiny Zorua, the normally red fur a stunning blue on her. "Loki.... Hurry up." The young man said then. She cried out happily then, not seeming to be bothered by her trainer's cruelness.
"Why do you treat her like that Azul?" One trainer asked after he'd finished battling him. Azul just smirked. "Why do
Creepypasta: IronySo, you like creepypasta?Creepypasta: Irony4 years ago in Horror More Like This
I'm sure all of us have gone at least one night lying awake for fear of the creatures from our stories to lunge out of the dark in our sleep.
Have you rethought the Pokémon world, looked deeper into its depths, seen it for what it really is?
How many Pokémon have you released because of your fears?
This, in truth, is very controversial subject. Half of the Pokémon creepypastas out there have the theme of not leaving your Pokémon, not abandoning your friends. So, why, I ask, do you release your Pikachu because you read a 'pasta where one of its species went insane? Just because one is a psycho killer doesn't mean they all are. And anyways, there must have been a reason that the Pikachu went mad. After all, if it seems real enough for you to release your Pokémon, then it should be good enough to have a reason for the major events.
I wonder what that poor Pikachu you released thinks of all this? Relea
Shepard to a Galaxy: ExplanationsShepard to a Galaxy: Explanations3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Shepard finally pulls back from the kiss as she hears EDI's response to her appearance. "Whoops" She whispers quietly to Liara, a playful gleam in her eyes as she turns and faces Joker, EDI, and her twin daughters. All four are standing frozen by the shock. Infact the room is completely silent and motionless until Joker starts to fall backwards in a collapse from the surprise. Shepard's eyes widen instantly reacting to protect her former crew member she throws out her hand grabbing Joker with a biotic lift field, preventing him from making contact with the deck where as always he could be at risk of breaking a few of his bones. EDI quickly moves and pulls Joker from Shepards biotic field easily cradling his by now unconscious body across her chest. She turns to look at the two.
"I need to go tend to Jeff, I'll be back as soon as I'm done."
The two step out of the elevator and to the side
Nightmare Fuel: Paitent 092CreepyPasta- The story of GhastlyNightmare Fuel: Paitent 0924 years ago in Horror More Like This
Number 092, wasn't always a pokemon. No, number 092 was originally supposed Cloyster, and 091 supposed to be Shellder. Have you ever noticed how abnormally similar Cloyster and Ghastly look? The whole pokedex was in a different order, but the order of the pokedex has nothing to do with this story; this story is all about the origin of pokemon 092 Ghastly.
I spent a few weeks in mental hospital, I'd rather not divulge to you why. I was there for a fairly short time, only a few weeks. In the unit I was in, wandering isn't permitted, but that never stopped me. I used to talk to the other patients- or attempt to, after all this is was a mental hospital and many of the patients couldn't keep a conversation.
One day in my wanderings, I peered into a room. Tales of this patient circulate the hospital but most believe she is a myth invented by nurses to keep young teens from wandering into this side of the hospital. They call her "Patient 092"
Would you like to hear a tale? Would you like to hear a tale?Would you like to hear a tale?4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A story about the Pokémon Absol? Maybe about how he came to be? It's a dark story, one that is not normally told to children, but maybe I'll make an exception. It started with a boy. He was ten, much like you, I digress. Our story begins on his tenth birthday
Slate was walking towards Professor Birch's pokémon lab. Today was the day he would get his first pokémon. He wasn't excited about it, but he rolled his eyes. Being thrown out into the world at ten and having to catch these stupid creatures is a waste of my time. There weren't many things that made this particular boy happy and he was known around the nearby towns for being a punk; breaking windows and adding graffiti. His mother finally got fed up and ordered him out of the house, hoping that he would reform. So he sent out to get his starter. Professor Birch had also heard of his rebellious behavior and was hesitant to give a pokémon to him. It was his duty to giv
IntroductionIntroduction4 years ago in Horror More Like This
Dawn of Infection
A young Umbreon ran around the prairies behind her trainer's home. There was a proud and confident smile on her face as she strolled down the hills, just outside the outskirts of the forest.
December was her name.
The young one had just recently evolved into an Umbreon, after spending a night of training under the full moon.
She let out a happy growl and wagged her tail as she recalled the memory in her mind.
Cherry, her trainer, had been oh so very happy when the light of evolution encased her.
Before the light even disappeared, Cherry had already rushed forward and scooped her up from the ground, locking her on a tight and cozy hug.
The young Umbreon beamed at the memory and proceeded to make her way around the forest.
Today would be the day she would venture deep into the forest.
When she was still an Eevee, her trainer would always warn her not to go too deep inside. For team rocket had once made a base of operations inside the forest.
There was no w
ME3: ReroutedME3: Rerouted4 years ago in Romance More Like This
fem!Shepard / Garrus
Warning: minor spoilers for the beginning of Mass Effect 3
Setting: This story bridges a small gap between the events of Mass Effect 2 and 3.
I swiped a hand over my face in mock frustration before I glanced up at the soldier who had entered. "Mr. Vega, I hadn't thought you would have such a short term memory. I am no longer a commander."
"Not legally, ma'am," James said smugly as I walked over. "Yet. Admiral Anderson wants to see you. I'm to take you to his office. I think it's urgent."
I frowned but nodded consent; he caught my look just before he turned and fell into step behind me. James meant well, and I admired his obvious faith in me, but reminding me of my title- former title- most every day was, in fact, becoming annoying.
And now he had been told to escort me to the Admiral's office. It wasn't his fault for following orders- I commended him for that- but it was one more subtle insult piled
ImpiousYou walk into the old wooden building confidently, on a dare by your friends. You see, there is a local legend attached to the structure, about a quartet of Pokemon friends, who had always come there to play. Something tragic happened to them, though no one was entirely sure what. It’s only known that they all died. Three of them had gone to live in the afterlife, heaven, happily. However, for whatever reason, the fourth of the friends had been damned to live as a spirit, trapped in the building for the rest of eternity. Why it was given such a cruel fate is unknown. People have gone in before, but had supposedly been scared out by a floating, shadowed figure, so they said. You thought that this couldn’t be true… ghosts weren’t real, after all! So when your friends dared you to stay there an hour, and an hour only, you immediately agreed. As you move along the hall, you can smell the damp wood around you, rotting from the years of just sitting there withoutImpious3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
PokePasta- TrappedI was nearly jumping out of my skin. It was finally my birthday, and my uncle had purchased me Pokemon Ranger! When I'd opened it, I had quickly torn off the thin, plastic wrapping that covered the box. In excitement, I carried the freshly opened case in my shaky hands and sprinted up the stairs. Arriving in my room, I let my body curtail towards my bed just as I grabbed my DS and inserted the game into the DS' slot.PokePasta- Trapped4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
My shaky fingers quickly rushed through the welcome screen, and I entered my name as 'Kate', and quickly walked outside of my house. I completed all of the stuff, and finally received my partner, an adorable little plustle! Suddenly, an exclamation point launched from above Plustle's little furry head. Right then, a large mightyena leapt from the cover of the bushes and I captured it, with help of Plustle's electricity, of course. Soon Plustle and I became very close, and we could wipe down opponents and any pokemon that'd stand in our way! Soon enough, we'd accepted a mis