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Ganondorf's Diary Part 1Link is mean.Ganondorf's Diary Part 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
Like the meanest meanie.
Ever.
It makes my soul,
Hurt.
Like if a Goron
Sat on my
Heart.
He always wins.
It's not
Fair.
It makes me want
To die.
But then he would win.
Again.
-----
Link always gets the girl.
It's not fair.
Princess Zelda has no idea,
What goes on
At Lon Lon Ranch.
But Epona
Is not involved.
As far
As I know.
-----
My pride
Hurts
Because Link
Defeated me
Again.
Even my
Ganon form
Could not
Stop him.
And Princess Zelda
Still doesn't like me,
Even though I am
A beast.
It makes
My soul cry.
But not even
Tears of Light
Can clear away the twilight
On my heart.
---
Ganondorf's Diary Part 2Link is in RehabGanondorf's Diary Part 22 years ago in Humor More Like This
Again
But everybody still likes
Him
Better than
Me
Even though
I didn't get high
And @%&! up Hyrule Castle.
It's not
Fair
I hate him.
And Hyrule.
And Everybody.
And Me.
-----
I hate my Life
Because every time I try to conquer Hyrule
I Fail
And Link gets to beat me up
But I can't file
Assault charges because he's the
Hero of Time
And has diplomatic immunity
Or Something.
-----
My Soul
Is like a Fairy
Without it's wings.
It just sits there.
And dies.
-----
Sometimes I feel Ugly.
Normally it's when Link says that
I'm Ugly.
It makes my soul
Hurt
And it makes me want to dye my h
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