40 ways to annoy Sebastian40 ways to annoy Sebastian Michaelis40 ways to annoy Sebastian3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1.Mess up his butler costume, if possible use paint or something you can't get off.
2.Throw him with used catlitter and yell: ''So you like cats HUUH?!''
3.Make a dog piss on him.
4.Kidnap Ciel and hide very quickly!
5.Take all the Phantomhive's silverware.
6.Dress Ciel as a dog.
7.Mess up the mansion and when he had cleaned it up, mess it up again.
8.When he serves you tea, say to him that he boiled the tealeaves little too much.
9.Say that he is a very bad butler.
10. Ask if he is really a stripper because he uses high heeled boots.
11. Say that he is a pedophile.
12. Say that he would look really nice in a corset.
13. When you see him, took a crucifix, point at him and yell: ''Holy Father compels you!''
14. Ask him do they have free healthcare system in hell.
15. Say to him that God loves him too.
16. Tie him up and give him to Grell.
17. Invite Grell to the mansion and tell him that Sebastian loves him.
18. Bleach his hair and dye them red. Say
50 ways to annoy Sebastian Michaelis1. Kidnap Ciel50 ways to annoy Sebastian Michaelis2 years ago in Personal More Like This
2. Kidnap Sebastian's favorite black cat
3. When you're with him, yell, "CLAUDE IS A BETTER BUTLER THAN YOU" randomly and repeatedly
4. List other reasons why Claude is better, such as, "CLAUDE'S CATCHPHRASE IS BETTER. CLAUDE SETS THE TABLE MORE EPICLY."
5. Hang stuffed cats by their necks from rope in his room
6. Ask him if he's afraid of spider webs
7. Set up spider webs all throughout the house and watch him walk into them
8. Let a bunch of spiders loose in his room
9. Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic ones
10. Replace his knives with spoons
11. Ask him where he got his nail polish, and then ask to borrow it
12. Play frisbee with Bard/Finny/Maylene inside
13. Let Pluto in the mansion and let him do his business. Everywhere
14. Lead fangirls to him
15. Shave his head when he's asleep
16. Tell him you think pink would suit him better than black
17. Dump all the tea leaves into the fountain and tell him you made tea
18. Tug/step on his coattails
How to Annoy Sebastian Michaelis! :DHow to Annoy Sebastian Michaelis! :D1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been.
3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors.
4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin.
5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn.
6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him.
7) Do your best to sneak up behind him and when he gets startled and asks where you came from, begin to explain "Well ya see Sebby, when a Mommy and a Daddy, love each other VEEERRRRYY much! OR When a daddy and a daddy adopt (or a mommy and a mommy)..." Continue until he gets disturbed/feels awkward and tells you to stop.
8) Introduce him to the world of Sebby/Grell yaoi fandom.
More Ways To Annoy Claude Faustus~51. Ask Claude why he poses as a woman in Charlotte's Web.More Ways To Annoy Claude Faustus~9 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
52. Keep unbuttoning your shirt
53. Pick up every stray cat you can find and invite Sebastian over to play with them.
54. Whenever it rains, follow Claude around and sing 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider'.
55. Pray before every meal.
56. Take pictures of Claude in his pink pajamas. Use them as blackmail against Claude.
57. Give Claude a bible as a present.
58. Throw cake batter at him.
59. Ask Claude if he has a foot fetish.
60. When Claude orders the triplets to attack Sebastian, play the Pokemon theme song.
61. Ask Claude if he's ever been to Heaven, since demons are supposedly fallen angels.
62. Show Claude 2 girls, 1 cup.
63. Act extremely obsessed with and in love with Claude (Like how Grell acts around Sebastian)
64. Eat ice cream in a very sexual manner. If Claude makes a comment, act mad and call him a pervert.
65. Show him youtube videos of people killing spiders.
66. Spray Claude with bug spray.
67. Ask Claude what he thinks ab
How to annoy Alois Trancy.1. Replace all his short shorts with baggy jeans.How to annoy Alois Trancy.2 years ago in Humor More Like This
2. When he yells at you for it say you did it out of love.
3. Every time Claude says something, calmly walk over to Alois and yell "LIKE A BOSS!!!" in his ear.
4. Ask him if he ever had his eye poked out.
5. When he walks into the room cover your left eye and briskly walk out of the room.
6. Ask him if he and his butler have any...."special relations".
7. When he says no pinch his cheeks and say sweetly, "Oh! There's no need to be shy!"
8. Every time he sticks his tongue out, poke it and ask him why it is so long.
9. Dress up and act like Alois and go around dancing saying, 'Ole!' If he asks what you're doing, tell him, 'That's how incompetent you look and act!' and run away.
10. As you run away, jump in slow motion like what Alois did in the first episode of Season 2 when he goes outside to see his uncle.
11. Ask him if he is Viscount Druitt's son.
12. When he says no...point out their similar flamboyant attitude and the few appearance
Ways To Annoy Claude FaustusAlthough I do like Claude quite a bit, I just couldn't resist making thisWays To Annoy Claude Faustus3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You may have to watch Black Butler 2 in order to understand some of these.
1. Steal his glasses
2. Stare at him constantly, but don't say a word.
3. When he's washing dishes, tell him he missed a spot.
4. Decorate Alois's entire mansion with pictures of Sebastian.
5. If Claude asks from where or how you got the pictures, tell him that you did a little favor for Sebastian in exchange for them. *wink wink*
6. When you see a spider, take off your shoe and go to kill it. Make sure Claude sees this.
7. Give Alois a Ricky Martin CD and urge him to dance to "The Cup Of Life" ~Ole!~
8. Invite Grell over and talk about how devilishly handsome Sebastian is. In front of Claude.
9. Tell Alois he should have Claude wear a pair of booty shorts as his new uniform attire.
10. Tell Claude he looks like he's the child of Sebastian Michaelis and William T. Spears
11. Ask Claude why he couldn't take the form of a more ominous cre