Harleen's Destiny - Chapter 11Harleen's Destiny - Chapter 114 years ago in Drama More Like This
C) You want me to experiment on the Joker?
H) Well.....I'd be the one experimenting, I simply need your fear toxins.
C) I'm not interested.
H) Look...This isn't some sort of trick or evaluation. I'm not trying to extend your sentence in Arkham.
C) I'm being released in two weeks. Why would I want to ruin my chances of freedom. I'm a changed man Dr Quinzel.
H) Oh cut the crap Crane! We both know it won't be long until your gassing up Gotham's innocent.
Crane stoked Falcone's head. Falcone flinched as he continued to stare into empty space.
C)Sorry but I'll have to decline, besides the crucial ingredients must be hand picked from China.
H) Are you telling me you don't have an old supply, hidden in the Asylum?
Crane smiled and leaned forward.
C) Tons. But why is one inclined to ask, why? Why would you use it on your own patient?
H) There are certain aspects of The Joker's life he keeps hidden, even from himself, although I'm making progress,
The new King of Gotham chp1The new King of Gotham chp15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Thousands of puddles that littered the streets of Gotham city were illuminated by aged and golden street lamp bulbs, almost every apartment window was dark, all was quiet. Even one the oldest and busiest of buildings, Arkham Asylum, was quiet. It was overrun again, nobody was inside; the staff and security had fleed and every cell was empty. One man and his dog were the only moving things along the street. One man, the clown king of Gotham, the sole cause of this outbreak. His dog at his leesh, Haylee, a genetic mutation experiment between human and hyena. Sent to Arkham in a highly restrained cell to keep her from another slaughter rampage like the one shortly after her mutation. The man had adpoted her as his pet, and as his weapon.
Haylee's frequent animalistic giggling echoed down the street they walked upon "T-th-thank yous mister jay for walked me in park!" Her grip on english was just about understandable.
"Of cource my pet, thank goodness you're toilet trained, I did
Stronger In DeathStronger In Death4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Don't think of her.
She is nothing but a light gone out.
A hinderance in my plotting.
A grim memory of the Jedi.
Of their deceit and their lies to you.
She's lurking there in your mind.
Your black helmet doesn't disguise it.
I can read your mind, Vader.
Her memory is still around,
Luring you to the dead,
The deceased life Ani once had.
Like a siren calling,
I feel your mind weakening.
I told you that you killed her.
I wish that I was joking...
You killed her alright.
And now she's calling out to you.
In your dreams of darkest sleep.
I hear her voice whispering.
I wish I could shut her up.
But I cannot.
She's stronger in death than life.
So I call her voice an echo.
Say she's not really calling.
It's a nightmare of the light,
An ancient dark jedi mind trick.
One you want to learn.
Vader! I want you alive not dead!
Addicted to Selfies (Lego Movie Style)*In the intro...*Addicted to Selfies (Lego Movie Style)7 months ago in Humor More Like This
Batman's Voice: But first, let me take a selfie....BECAUSE I'M BATMAN....!!!!
Unikitty's Voice (in anger mode): YOU ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDLY!!!!
*Begins with Batman in a chat room; after seeing a "My Strange Addiction" sign...*
Batman speaks, talking to the camera, "Hello. I'm Batman; The Dark Knight of Gotham City. Anyway, I'm been hearing that everyone's saying that I'm having an addiction to taking selfies. *scoffs* Yeah right...They must been addicted to being stupid because I hardly take any selfies. Me; the Batman; takings selfies whatever I go. Typical."
*Batman is seen carrying a Lego I-Phone and taken a selfie six times, with many expressions on his face.*
*Scene cuts to Emmett, who is building a Lego Mars Mission set, but minorly realized that his hand is on fire.*
Vitruvius's voice (as the Narrator) speaks, "Batman's best friend and fellow Master Builder Emmett is the only one that knows the full extension
OLD 101 Ways to Annoy ArmandOLD 101 Ways to Annoy Armand4 years ago in Humor More Like This
101 Ways to annoy Armand
by dreamsareforever and friends
1. Say that Alex called, he says he was the original angst teen. (Clockwork Orange)
2. Say that Marius hates him.
3. When he tries to make fun of you say, " Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me!" ( Watch out if he goes out to do just that.)
4. Take away both versions of Blade Runner from him and replace it with Twilight.
5. Try to act as though you're the boss of him.
6. Act as though he's only 3 and not 500 and something.
7. Make him watch Barney.
8. Make him watch anything on "Sprout, Disney Playhouse and Nick Jr."
9. Say that Lestat is the best thing in the world.
10. Capture Louis, ( and keep untill he'll do some hulla dancing.)
11. Act as though Armand is a cute little puppy dog that WON'T bite.
12. Give his room a makeover. ( Girlstyle)
13. Give HIM a makeover.
14. Lock him up in a room with Pee Wee Herman.
15. Lock him up in a room with Richard Simmons or Rosie O'Donnell.
16. Go on a vacation w
Laughing All the WayLaughing All the Way5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Christmas Carols: Joker's Edition
Ah Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year. Everyone loves the yuletide cheer, but I bet you never guessed that villains love Christmas too. Well, they do. From Magneto to Venom, they all like to experience the Holiday Season as much as anyone else. Of course the Joker is no exception. And today we have a very special treat for you. Yep that's right! We have here with us today the Laughing All the Way CD. It has all the classic tunes we know and love but with a Joker spin to 'em.
We have the ever classic I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus:
I saw Bruce Wayne kissing Rachel Dawes
Behind Harvey's back again last night
Though I didn't hear her peep
As my detonator went 'Beep'
And she was blown up and now Harvey weeps
And also God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen
Tonight's entertainment is here
I'll make your lives a living hell
As I watch your faces of fear
Child like innocenceChild like innocence4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I want the innocence of a child again,
You know, Like how we used to be,
back before we had to act this way,
When we could laugh and play,
with people we didn't even know!
Making friends like you've known them all your life,
When really you met 5 minutes ago.
Back when it was okay to stay at a guys house,
becauase it was "cute."
I want to be like I was,
Ignorant, blissful, full of life.
Like every little girl,
Call everyone your best friend,
There is no enimes,
No guy problems,
No school drama,
Back when mommy and daddy were heros,
When they could do no wrong in your eyes,
When we all felt loved.
Those days when status didn't matter,
Back when boys were icky,
And girls had cooties.
A Skywalker In My ArmsA Skywalker In My Arms5 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
It's a boy.
A healthy little boy.
Small and mewling,
Crying for his dying mother.
A new life starts
As his father's ends,
A new Skywalker
Rises to place.
I feel him so strong
So alive in the force.
A lot like his father,
A Skywalker in my arms.
Dragon Age: The Heart Changes the Man (One-Shot)Dragon Age: The Heart Changes the Man (One-Shot)3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Title: The Heart Changes the Man
Game: Dragon Age: Origins
Summary: After spending the night with Sylvanas, Zevran is forced to think about the mistakes he's made and eventually comes to a decision regarding the way he feels about her.
Characters: Zevran Arainai; Sylvanas Mahariel; Leliana; Alistair; brief appearance by Shriek!Tamlen
Disclaimer: Dragon Age characters and concepts ©BioWare. Sylvanas is mine.
Content Warning: Spoilers for Zevran's past; mild game spoilers; some sexual references
The Heart Changes the Man
Zevran let out a satisfied groan and pulled Sylvanas' body closer to his own, delighting in the feel of her skin against his as he tangled his fingers in her long, loose curls. He shivered a bit at the sensation of her delicate, slightly calloused hands tentatively running over his
I'm sorry, Remember my wordsI make sure that they are okayI'm sorry, Remember my words3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Every time we speak,
But it's always the same answer
It's the same every day.
They are fine
And they do not need help,
So I try to make them laugh
Something good for their health.
Sometimes I cried and sometimes I smiled
A combination that I thought was mild,
But it lost me my friends and the good times too,
Something I thought would never come soon.
I feel so crazy for what I did
And I wouldn't blame them for what they said,
Why do we talk to him and why do we care
He probably cares more about his hair.
I was blind to see the one thing that kills me most
My ego took control and I started to boast,
Every little thing that made me proud
Has been ripped away and never to be found.
So I cry here in my bed
Beating myself on the side of my head,
Not blinking so my eyes will dry up
But tears just keep flowing like there's just not enough.
It's like an incurable disease
I screwed the wrong people and the joke is on me,
So I say to you both goodbye,
I'm sorry, re
Bitter Mana: SleepoverBitter Mana: Sleepover3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Damn that elf.
Damn his pride, damn his stubbornness
And damn the weather for coughing up the mother of all storms and forcing her to leave her nice, warm bed to go drag the elf mentioned earlier out of his wreck of a mansion so he wouldn't die of hypothermia.
Imoen grit her teeth as she tried to focus through rain blurred eyes. The last thing she needed was to get lost in the storm.
She was drenched, her cloak heavy around her and trailing behind her like a dead animal.
She'd been about to fall asleep, comfortable in the knowledge that Fenris had turned down her original invitation and was well within his rights to drown in his mansion
But then the sky erupted with sound, the light from the fire dim in comparison to the forks of lightning piercing the clouds.
And now she was out in the middle of it, because her damn heart wouldn't shut up.
Slipping on the cobblestones she collapsed into a puddle, staring up at the sky as it brightened to near daylight.
She screamed, curlin
Goodnight, Goodnight IISweet dreams,Goodnight, Goodnight II3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
For a wonderful being,
Behind your eyelids,
What will you be seeing?
Clouds above seas,
Or the sun setting pink?
The mountains covered purple,
Or the ocean rippling blue?
A kiss on your head,
And a cuddle before bed,
I'll tell you I love you,
And we'll fall asleep,
Dreaming of each other,
Defused, And Confused.Do I enjoy it?Defused, And Confused.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
All of the time,
Have I become obsessed?
I feel as if I have,
But I also seem to feel,
As if I hate it,
And I don't think I'll heal.
I find my self just sitting,
And trying so hard,
To find my lost mind,
Bottled up inside.
It's almost like my brain,
Has defused itself,
From all thoughts sane,
Leaving me confused,
And by myself.
The Sweetest Kiss, Only For A Dream.When I wished that it would comeThe Sweetest Kiss, Only For A Dream.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I knew it wouldn't,
When you wished it would end
It only just began.
It broke my heart to let you go
And it hurt me even worse to stop loving you,
But what killed me the most was that one simple task,
Trying to love someone else.
After time apart our paths met again
And from the look in your eyes you knew it,
You and I began to walk the same road
But in different directions; we touched.
Now we stand so close to one another
While so anxious and so frail,
Our knees tremble and our hearts shake
We've waited so long for it to happen.
You stand on my toes so we're eye to eye
So you and I could lock minds,
I reach around you with my arm and brace your back
And with the other I burry my hand in your hair.
I bring you in and you think it's wrong
But I kiss your cheek and turn away,
You step off my feet and look at me,
I'll let you think for a night before we claim that it's right
So I brush your chin and leave you there,
I take my last glance, and what I see...
Time's Drifting.Time's Drifting.3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Along with the sound,
To the heavenly song.
Float up to the clouds,
With a smile on your face,
Looking down on earth,
While drifting in space.
Let everything go,
And never look back,
You've bean chosen to fly,
But you never wondered why.
Off to a place,
Where clouds touch the sky,
And the sky doesn't race,
So you can just drift by.
A world by yourself,
With the wind in your toes,
Is a sound that makes you know,
That you drift with the wind so you can be free,
Not looking back,
But going as far,
As your own eyes can see.
Heroes: Ray of HopeHeroes: Ray of Hope3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The war had ended in the night as quickly as it had begun. The city raged below, the people pulling together in their time of crisis, working to put back their broken city. Their homes. Their lives.
Two watchful figures stood on an overlooking hillside outside the city, their eyes shining in the glow of the fires below. A man and a boy. Silent. Their long capes swayed with the wind, though they were unmoved.
"It's strange to see them working together like that. Usually they're clawing each others throats," the boy said, breaking the lull.
He saw the man move, but only slightly. The darkness gave their emotions cover. "There will come a day when the world no longer needs heroes like you and me. Humanity will find that it's able to stand on its own, without out help," the man said to the younger as they watched over the work they had set in motion continuing in the city below.
"Maybe," the boy said quietly. He wanted to believe his mentor, but he had seen too much evil to thin
Trap Door.Can you see your reflection?Trap Door.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your hollow protection,
Run from pain
And run from rejection,
The truth stabs again.
Till the skin is broken
And the cut is open,
And the words once spoken
Just fade away.
You're standing on your trap door.
Big heads lead to confusion
As a strong heart pumps up delusion,
Tough talk, one voice communion,
Medicate the pain
To justify your ego,
You're living with denial
And the thoughts so vile,
They will never fade away.
And you're falling
You're on your own
With no one left to blame
You've made your own bed.
The sentence of the helpless
Sink deep to the trial in your head,
The court of the selfish
Tell me why?
You can't evade or escape the reality.
A true lie
And a broken promise,
And a doubting Thomas,
A tragedy just to keep you honest
The guilty always fall,
Through their own trap door.
You're too scared to look up,
Nothing but bad luck,
The clock ticks,
Your time to face up,
Joseph Kane/Ronin Young Justice VersionJoseph Kane/Ronin Young Justice Version3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Secret ID: Dr. Joseph Kane
Superhero Alias: Ronin
Group Affiliation: Young Justice (after introductory arc)
Nicknames: Joey (only called that by his little brother), Crazy Genius (by Nightwing, Joseph usually retorts with "Circus Boy")
Hair: Sandy Blond, usually kept short
Physical Description: Lean but Muscular
General Personality: Cheerful and outgoing, but a bit (understatement) of an smartass. Can be over confidant. Also can be a little nutty and hyper depending on the situation (what Sam calls "Joey's Doctor Who moments")
Good Traits: Loyal to his friends and family, never gives up, always willing to help, kind hearted, compassionate, creative, always willing to learn new things
Bad Traits: Stubborn, sometimes arrogant and acts like he's the smartest person in the room (which he usually is, but I digress), while he likes to help people he is slow to accept help from others, sometimes has t
The Protomen: Novelization The Protomen: NovelizationThe Protomen: Novelization 2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
In the year 20XX, the City sleeps. The towering skyscrapers are dark, the windows either shut closed and covered or dark, empty of any inhabitants save mice and insects. On the rooftops silent sentinels watch the streets and windows below them. They are dark, almost invisible except when a chance turn of the head catches one silhouetted in the moonlight. The only clear image, even then, is a rounded helmet and a crimson glow. Around all of it, the tops of buildings and the sentinels alike, the clouds swirl around them, blinding and concealing like the fog of war.
Outside the center of the City, the buildings shrink. No more skyscrapers clawing for the heavens; instead, the buildings are factories and warehouses, cloaked in the shadow of darkness, but the darkness can’t hide the sound of a m
A MistakeShiver and quakeA Mistake3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You made a mistake,
She dropped to the ground
And she will not wake.
Blind aggression stumbles
All throughout your veins,
Your eyeballs start to rumble
While you stare at blood stains.
You try to pick it up
But it just seeps through
Your unforgiving fingers
Thickened like glue.
Sticky to the touch
You always had a hunch,
But now that you hurt her
Emotions are too much.
Trembling with fear
And shaking with pain
You know that she's still here,
Watching it all,
Watching you hang.
Let's Play a Game- FanficI looked out the door cautiously, searching for the little black shadow I knew was waiting for me. My eyes scanned the tops of the buildings, peering out from behind the bars of the safe room door. Where was he ?Let's Play a Game- Fanfic4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
There, I breathed, grinning as I caught sight of my only entertainment in this new world. The Leaper sat hunched on the roof, shivering miserably in the cold. Most of the Infected had long ago died off when the cold hit, so it was quite the surprise that the Leaper was still around. The other Specials had moved south to avoid the frost and ice that came with November, but for some reason this particular Leaper stayed north, braving the cold.
Actually, I knew why he stayed. My 'game' kept him thinking he had a chance to catch me, so he remained where the food was. It might be cruel to tease him like that, but I needed some form of entertainment through the long days. If playing with the starving Leaper was the only way to have fun, then so be it. I'd play with him u
Fire Hazard"I wish I had a plant."Fire Hazard3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I wish I had my coin."
"I wish I had puzzles."
"I wish I had Batsy."
"I'm happy with my Puddin'."
"I wish I had Alice!"
"I'm going through withdrawal. I need a smoke."
The local wishing circle in Arkham stopped dead, everyone staring at one Jonathan Crane. Jonathan looked back at them through cracked frames.
"What?" He asked.
"You smoke?" Pam asked. Jonathan nodded.
"That's what, I need a smoke would imply, Miss Isley," he shot back. "What do you care? Upset more of your precious plants are falling to the will of mankind?" Before a fight could start, a fight that Pam would almost certainly have won, Harley spoke.
"Gee Professah," she said. "Isn't that sorta dangerous?"
"Yeah Crane," Harvey said. "Seems like a big risk" Two-Face finished. Jonathan noticed the concerned look Eddie was giving him and scowled, standing up.
"I don't care," he said bluntly. "It's an addiction that I can't break. My body needs the nicotine. If I die from lung canc