Jessica's NightJessica's Night
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
The Mermaids and the Wendy BirdThe Mermaids and the Wendy Bird2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Three beautiful teenage mermaids were lounging around their usual spot at Mermaid's Lagoon in Neverland one day. They were a redhead, a blonde, and a brunette respectively.
"I'm so bored," the redhead, who was something of the leader of the group, sighed "Do you girls have any idea on what we can do for fun?"
"Oh! We could go visit Peter!" the blonde shouted enthusiastically. The fish-tailed ladies all loved the protector of their realm, the boy who never grew up. He was so dashing and brave.
The brunette scoffed. "Yeah, right. He's too busy with that two-legged Wendy girl these days to give us any time!" This instantly got the other two glowering with jealousy. Wendy, a girl from England whom Peter had brought with him to Neverland, had become the bane of their existence. Peter was now always preoccupied with her instead of them, even though she wasn't half as pretty...and was always wearing her nightdress too!
"If only there was some way we could get rid of her!" the blonde p
Round 3: WendyRound 3: Wendy2 years ago in Humor More Like This
The sun was shining as usual in Neverland. Three lovely mermaids: a redhead, a blonde and a brunette, were swimming along in the ocean as a means of exercise. They usually just hung around Mermaid's Lagoon, but they had to stay in shape to keep their beautiful physiques! It was all going well until they saw a large shape coming up ahead. As they got closer to it, they realized what it was. It was a pirate ship! And that meant....
"HOOK!" the mermaids all gasped in terrified unison and fled behind a nearby rock jutting out of the water. Captain Hook was a cruel and wicked pirate captain who was known to have tortured mermaids in the past amongst various other dastardly deeds. He was also the sworn enemy of Peter Pan, the youthful protector of Neverland. "If only Peter was here!" the blonde mermaid whimpered. "Yeah, then he'd show ol' Hook!" the brunette hissed. "Or, if not Peter," the redhead replied quietly, "then maybe....."
Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick T
Megorama: chapter 1Megorama: chapter 11 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Meg heaved a sharp sigh as she left her school to go home. Normally, a student in Meg's shoes would be glad to be out of school and go home to a family who can offer endless moral support no matter what. However, Meg's family was never there for her. They even tried to ditch her the day she was born, like the whole universe was against her. She never knew why or how, but she was everybody's punching bag.
The teenage girl looked around herself to look out for anyone. Even someone who just met her could turn her down. Meg was the oldest and only girl in her family. What gave them to right to ABUSE her? Meg sighed as she made it to the front door of her house and unlocked the door. She saw her parents on the couch.
"Who's that? Who's there?" Peter jumped up, armed with a gun.
Lois turned, never-changing the dull expression on her face, then turned back something more important than her daughter, the television set. "Relax, it's only Meg."
"Oh, God, it's worse than I thought!" Peter shot t
GoodbyeGoodbyeGoodbye4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The room was eerily silent as I sat on my bed. In one hand, I held a picture of Mr. Burns, in the other, I held a gun. Tears fell upon the picture as I stared down at it. Would he care? Would he even notice my absence? I doubt it.
My eyes wandered over to the gun. Why did I want to do this? I have so much to live for!
"Smithers you're worthless. Burns hates you. You're a piece of shit to him. Burns wants you to do this."
"Go away!" I yelled to myself. God, I hate them. They're always telling me that kind of crap. Damn it, why won't the voices in my head go away?
I sighed, putting the picture down. Raising the gun to my head, I felt my face be stained with fresh tears. This was it. I was actually going to do this. It wasn't just a recurring nightmare. This was the real thing. As I slowly pulled the trigger, fear suddenly swept over me, making me drop the gun out of fright.
I put my head in my hands, sobbing. It shouldn't be this tough!
My sobs died down, when I looke
Jane's Crocodile PainJane's Crocodile Pain2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Jane Porter was having a bad day. The prim, proper young English lady had thought exploring the jungle with her father's research team would be a wonderful experience. But it was becoming increasingly obvious that she just wasn't in her element here. She was constanly tripping over rocks and roots, getting tangled in vines, getting the hem of her yellow dress caught on some sort of snag, she'd lost her hat, and now she was lost. While trying to recover her hat, which had been stolen by a little chimpanzee, Jane had wandered too far away from the expedition group.
"Oh dear, this is not good." Jane fretted. "Not good, not good!" She had followed an upward, rocky trail in hopes of it leading her to a place where she could spot the others and call out to them. But instead, it led to a high cliffside overlooking a large lagoon, with no conceivable way to reach land unless one went down the rushing river.
"Oh, I can't do this, I can't!" Jane whined, wringing her hands in frusturation
Once Upon A DinnerOnce Upon A Dinner2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Princess Aurora walked through the forest, smiling to herself in peace. She was unaware of her royal lineage and was brought up by three good fairies as a simple peasant girl named Briar Rose. However, her beauty was certainly remarkable and worthy of that of a princess; with her long, flowing blonde hair and flawless skin, she even looked good in a regular shirt and long skirt. Walking along barefoot through the grass and toward a large pond, Aurora laughed and threw off her travelling cloak. She began dancing with it, imagining it to be a handsome boy, and she began to sing:
"I know you
I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you
The gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam"
As the girl was dancing and singing to herself, she was unaware of the water behind her beginning to bubble.
"Yes, I know it's true
that visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you, I know what you'll do
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Tick Tock Tick Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Alice In The JungleAlice ventured through the weird and wonderful realms of her wonderland. Down the mad hatters hole she could examine new and uncharted areas and locations.Alice In The Jungle2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She was in her usually giddy mood of exploration- wearing a more adventurous and arguably sluttish sky blue frilly dress barely covering past her thighs. Her traditional white apron layered over the skimpy dress topped off with a beautiful blue bow. Her lower half revealed a pair of white cotton knee high socks and some equally elegant black flats with a small wedge heel.
She shuffled along the various locations, the exotic animals and landscapes however, none of this appealed to Alice. She wanted more of... An adventure.
When suddenly she came across a fairly plain looking jungle. Curious to see what was through it, she shuffled through the thick shrubbery until she was out on the other side. She could see a beautiful stream in the distance, however as she took another step she felt stuck on something. Panicking, she realised she h
Snow White In The JungleSnow white was feeling lonely. She decide to take a stroll out in the deep woods. Wearing her usual yellow dress with a blue top, her hair done up beautifully with an elegant red bow. And her golden pumps.Snow White In The Jungle2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
She walked out further than she had gone before, feeling adventurous, she decided to delve deep into the woods, completed isolated and away from her fellow dwarf companions. She saw a beautiful red apple hanging from a low branch, she felt determined to get it, and having known better- she knew THIS one wouldn't be poisonous. She ran towards the branch, only to find herself stuck in some squelchy mood. "Oh bother" she tutted, desperately stretching to try and free her shoes, it was no use. They were stuck. She had to ditch her shoes, now barefoot (her pedicured, size 7's now filthy with mud), she decided to climb the tree to get this apple. She wasn't to come all this way empty handed. She carefully shimmed across the low hanging branch, inches away from the fresh apple. Until sudden
Megorama: chapter 3Megorama: chapter 31 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Meg walked in with Fry and she saw a group of strange people. One looked like a squid/lobster thing, the other was a purple haired cyclops girl, one was an Asian girl and finally, there was a Jamaican seeming man with glasses and very curly dreadlocks.
"We're back!" Fry called.
"Fry, I thought I told you to never go out for a drink with Bender, it's just asking to drag home a lazy, alcoholic sack of metal!" the cyclops told him, darting her eyes, erm... her eye at him with her hands on her hips.
"I know, Leela, I thought he would learn this time, he sounded really honest this time!"
"Of course he did, Fry, he's a robot, he doesn't have true feelings, like that lost little girl with you!"
The cyclops did a double take.
"Lost little girl?"
"Heeeyy..." Meg waved nervously with her fingers wiggling in her hand.
"Are you one of the orphans on the streets?" Leela wondered.
"No, I'm Meg Griffin." the teenager corrected.
"Oh, nice to meet you, Meg... But you should be home and safe. Your famil
Chubby!EdXReader- EverythingEdward Elric, the former fullmetal alchemist, was looking into the mirror....with dread. He hated how he looked now. It had been almost a decade since the promised day and Ed had been maturing fine; with a wife and a happy life. But there were a few things that he wasn't liking, the biggest being his weight.Chubby!EdXReader- Everything1 year ago in Romance More Like This
His wife seemed to be fattening him up like a hog for the slaughter
He pinched at his love handles, cringing at how his own fat enveloped his fingers. He grabbed his flabby belly next and just glared at how much flesh there really was. He pinched his double chin softly afterwards, huffing at how badly he had let himself go
"Damn.....how did I get like this?" He said, looking at his whole body and attempting to button his tight pants.
His wife walked in, seeing him struggle with the pants that were far too small for his big body
She chuckled and slapped his big butt, noting how tight the fabric really was around his juicy rear. "What are you doing up here? You're missing out o
Barmes"...Aaand 100! Okay!" Hermes exclaimed happily as he leapt to his feet from his stretching pose. The same huge smile was still plastered all over his face from the morning when he put on his old limbo outfit again and, though a bit snugger than before, it still fit nonetheless!Barmes5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"So this is where little Hermes has been hiding then, aye?" A deep, sensual voice mocked from behind him.
"Barbados!" Hermes yelled angrily as he span round to face the much taller, sculpted hunk. His scowl would have sent shivers down any tax payers' spine.
Barbados, however, just laughed in his face. "That is quite the face my friend... And quite the outfit too!" He laughed again, a thick smirk stealing his lips causing his deep chocolate eyes to sparkle menacingly.
"Why you...!" Hermes' blood boiled and rushed straight to his head. He balled his hands into fists and had to quickly turn his gaze away, that's when he noticed: they were completely alone. "Huh? Where is...?" He asked, mostly to himself, as his ey
Megorama: chapter 7Megorama: chapter 71 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The Planet Express crew looked a little shocked to see the baby and the dog come. Especially since they were family to Meg. Maybe they didn't need Farnsworth's technology to send Meg back home. The only question was, would they really send Meg back home? How could they with the life she led back in her time period and home? Meg became family to them and they did back to her more than they ever did.
"Meg's your sister?" Amy asked, sounding heartbroken.
"Yes, and we're taking her home, I don't care if you all formed a warm, mutual bond, but we need to get my sister back home pronto." Stewie demanded, nearly scowling.
"Stewie Griffin and Brian Griffin from 2014 Quahog!?" Bender cracked up laughing.
Amy grunted and rolled her eyes. "Bender, get charged!"
Bender growled, then walked away to recharge his batteries.
"Excuse me, we know Meg might have become friends with you, but it's not RIGHT, Meg needs to come back home to Peter and Lois," Brian tried to make them understand. "They miss her
Megorama: chapter 8Megorama: chapter 81 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Brian and Stewie beamed back to where they rightfully belong. They ended up in the living room while Peter, Lois, and Chris sat on the couch, staring at the television like no one noticed they were gone or ever came right back. Brian and Stewie looked happy and successful.
Peter noticed something different, so he glanced at his infant son and canine best friend. "Oh, hey Brian, Stewie, where you been?"
"Peter, we've come back with Meg." Brian said, proudly.
The other Griffins grunted in sheer disgust and shuddered, whining. They said they missed Meg, but as predictable as ever, they truly did not. Chris even mumbled some death threats to Brian for doing such an act. Brian frowned instantly, but then turned to show them Meg. However, it was not Meg he had brought back.
"Hey, who are you?"
"Cool! A lobster!" Chris ran toward Zoidberg. "Let's eat him for dinner!"
Zoidberg screamed and ran in a circle with Chris to avoid being eaten. Zoidberg however, tripped on th
Megorama: chapter 4Megorama: chapter 41 year ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Meg wandered the halls of her school. She then gasped once she discovered a human girl who looked an awful lot like Connie D'Amico back in James Woods High School. Meg tried to avoid her, but found nowhere to go as the blonde girl was laughing, walking away from mutant students. Meg crouched down behind a locker with her book over her, gritting her teeth, hoping that the girl wouldn't notice her.
"Hi, are you the new kid?"
Too late. Meg had been discovered. "Yeah, I'm the new girl in school." Meg sighed, standing up next to a possible descendant of Connie.
"Nice to meet you." the blonde girl smiled.
Meg was taken aback. This girl sounded friendly and social toward her. Meg feared that any relative of Connie's would be all the same. Evil, selfish, vain, and taunting, just like the spawn they all came from. "Nice to meet you too..." Meg said, coolly.
"It's tough being the new kid sometimes, we haven't properly met, my name's Candy Damico."
The brown-haired girl winced a bit at the blonde
Fender - Grumpy robots"Uuuggghh...." Groaned a young, hungover redhead as he pushed back his long bangs. 'I should really stop accepting Benders drinking challenges...' He thought to himself as he leant back in his chair and ruffled his hair some more.Fender - Grumpy robots5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You should really get a haircut, Fry." Stated Leela rather bluntly as she scrunched up her nose in distaste and tugged at his hair.
"Yeah, Fry... If you want I once slept with a hairdresser so I can get you in for cheaper!" Amy chirped excitedly as she flipped open her phone.
Fry looked between them both, sighed and then shrugged, "I don't know..." he started with uncertainty. "Hey, Bender..." He said slowly as he span in his chair to face his dozing, robotic best friend. "What do you think? Do you think I should get a hair cut?" He asked, pulling at his long locks with a questionable look.
Bender glared at his hair, stated a sharp "I don't care." Then stood from his chair and stormed out the room.
Fry stared after him with a rather puppy-like express
The Price of LegsThe Price of Legs2 years ago in Humor More Like This
It was morning on the beach when Ariel washed ashore. The redheaded mermaid was delighted to see that her wish had been granted and that she now had legs and feet instead of a fish tail! And all it had cost her was her voice! After wiggling her toes and feeling up and down her legs for a while, the teenager realized that she was completely naked, which was no condition to be in if she wanted to meet Prince Eric. Looking around, she smiled when she saw an old ship sail caught underneath a pile of plywood. That would do nicely for a dress!
As Ariel stepped back into the shallow end of the water while tying the sail around her body with rope, she was unaware of a pair of yellow eyes sticking out of the water and looking at her from behind, coming steadily closer. When she was all finished, Ariel beamed with pride and began posing like a fashion model. It was only then that she became aware of the sound.
Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock....
Startled, Ariel whirled around and s
The Croc's Good Hair DayThe Croc's Good Hair Day2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Rapunzel cheered as she frolicked through the fields of grass, her incredibly long blonde hair trailing behind her. The grin on her face was one of pure happiness; she was finally free of the tower she'd been kept in by her mother all her life! Just the feeling of the breeze on her skin and the dirt beneath her bare feet was heavenly. And now she was going to feel a sensation that she'd also been denied outside of bath time in the tower...she was going to get wet!
Splash! The girl jumped into the nearby lake, emerging with her wet hair covering her completely. Giggling, she brushed it aside and then began floating on her back, staring up at the sunny sky above her. "This is so great," she said to herself as she drifted along, "I don't know how it can be any better!" Well, the lost princess was about to find out.
Underneath the water, the crocodile of Neverland was swimming until her came across something peculiar. It was a long strand of ye
The Dangers of the SeaThe Dangers of the Sea2 years ago in Humor More Like This
Melody swam underneath the surface of the ocean, diving in search of any hidden treasures to collect in the little bag she had slung over her shoulder. The 12-year old tomboyish princess had black hair tied up in a ponytail and was wearing a simple white sleeveless shirt and long white pants without any socks or shoes. She was expressly forbidden by her parents to venture outside the large wall dividing their castle from the sea, but Melody had a natural-born love for water and always snuck under the wall to indulge it.
After Melody popped her head out of the water and took a deep breath of air, she climbed up onto a nearby rock sticking out to examine what she'd collected thusfar. A crab, Sebastian by name, climbed up with her, with Melody only just now noticing him. "Hey Sebastian!" she said cheerfully, "What's kickin'?" But Sebastian didn't smile back. He was instructed to enforce the rules of Melody's parents, and he wanted to make good on following those instructions! "You
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Character Creation TutorialCharacter creation is one of the most enjoyable aspects of being an artist or writer. This is where creativity can truly thrive as a person's imagination shines at its brightest as they form an image of a character that they find special. No matter what kind of art interests a person, characters tend to bring the depth needed to hook the viewer is looking for so that they can focus on the visual or literary piece.Character Creation Tutorial6 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Anyone can create at least one character if they put their mind to it. This tutorial will assist you in setting up your own character(s) that you may enjoy for as long as you wish.
Why make a character?
As previously stated, a character serves high importance in creating a memorable piece of art. Of course, this is not always the case, but that varies depending on the genre that you, the artist or writer, specialize in. Character creation is also an effective way to keep the creative juices in the brain flowing as
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
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Azalea Trail Maid Parachute Dress storyAzalea Trail Maid Parachute Dress story2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Amy sighed as she aimlessly watched the birds flying overhead in the afternoon sky. She and the three other trail maids in her group were scheduled to show up for a appearance, but no one else did, and so the four trail maids were stuck standing in the middle of a park with no one else around. They had been waiting for almost an hour. Amy absentmindedly straightened her ruffles on her dress, carefully layering them out neatly. The wind had a tendency to blow them all around, and she took the opportunity of this windless day to arrange her ruffles.
Finally, one of the trail maids said what they were all thinking: "I'm bored!" cried Sarah, and sat quickly on a nearby rock. her pink hoop-skirt flipped up as quickly as she sat down, showering her face with ruffles. She quickly pulled it down, embarrassed.
"It's not like there's anyone here to see," said Hannah, her purple dress crowded around her as she sat on the grass. "We should probably call for a ride home."
Just then, all four girls
Just Around the RiverbendJust Around the Riverbend1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Nakoma, a young Native American woman, rowed her canoe down the river. "Pocahontas!" she called out at each turn, "Pocahontas, where are you?" Her best friend, the chief's daughter Pocahontas, had gone missing like usual, and Nakoma was determined to track her down.
Finally, she spotted her beautiful friend standing atop a waterfall, letting the wind blow through her long black hair. "Pocahontas, there you are!" Nakoma called, getting the other girl's attention. "Get down from there, you're wanted back at the village!"
Pocahontas smiled and nodded before running away. Then, to Nakoma's shock, she dashed back into view and jumped right off the edge of the waterfall. "No, not that way!" Nakoma shouted. Eyes closed serenely, Pocahontas was feeling pleased with herself until she heard a sound.
Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock...
Nakoma screamed as the head of the enormous crocodile of Neverland burst out of the water in front of her. The beast grin