Homestuck Headcanons WOOOOOOOKids
John is pretty much blind without his glasses.
Whenever John is about to say the punchline in a joke, he laughs a little bit, completely ruining it. Even so, the others will laugh too because they find it amusing.
Rose tosses and turns a lot in her sleep.
Rose often stays up past midnight just to spite her mom.
Dave doesn't sleep at all from Friday morning to Sunday afternoon. Then crashes like a motherfucker and skips school on Monday to sleep in.
Jade has a squeaky snore.
Jade hates wearing pants. Getting her to wear them is like trying to get a cat to take a bath. There is a lot of flailing and screeching involved.
Rose is a great cook when motivated enough.
Dave has a sweet tooth.
Jade is far-sighted.
Rose is self-tutored in French.
Jade has mild autism.
Jade is chubby.
Jade never learned how to tie shoes.
Rose has trust issues.
God Tier outfits are basically pajamas.
Rose used to have long hair. She just cut it in one of those passive-agressive battles wit
Almost Lover- AlmostToday isn't a day to let your emotions get the best of you. You need to stay focused and keep your mind on the goal: making this the best fucking birthday for you best friend's son, Karson. You're his Godfather, and you need to pull your shit together. You can't let Karkat down by not showing his motherfucking kid a good time. Karkat's not here to do it himself.Almost Lover- Almost3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Your hand grips tighter on the steering wheel of your small, black Honda. Karkat's dead and he's never coming back, unless, that is, the zombie apocalypse happens. You're pretty sure it won't though. You would never let Karson get his brains eaten by zombies; it just isn't fair for a ten year old.
It's also unfair that both of his parents are motherfucking dead.
Karkat and Terezi died in a house fire two years ago. You had been twenty five at the time and Karson was only eight. An eight year old. Just a fucking sweet, innocent eight year old forced to endure the flames in the house fire until the fire tru
Homestuck Headcanons, anyone?Here is a list of ALLLLL my headcanons so far |DHomestuck Headcanons, anyone?4 years ago in Personal More Like This
1. Dave(And Bro) Talk with a slightly southern accent. Being from Texas and all.
2. John is
StridersexualPansexual, not Homosexual.
3. STRIDERS PROPOSE WITH SUNGLASSES.
4.Gamzee and Aradia are the only trolls who absolutely REFUSE to swim
5.Gamzee and Fef's ancestors had a little thing going on if ya know what I mean -eye brow waggle-
6.Rose has eyebrow piercings.
7. Dave has his eyebrow, nose, lip, and both ears pierced.
8. Kanaya has a german accent :3
9. Tavros can speak the human language know as spanish. (How? I do not know, he just CAN.)
10. Rose is a lesbian.
11. Karkat purrs when being strached on the head, or touched on the horns.
12. Dave can cuss in 15 languages. (HKLFSHLKHSLKHGFLKGHLKSFHGLKSDHGLK;S Yes. I will write a fanfiction. Featuring these.)
13.Terezi has a loud, raspy, screechy, kinda obnoxious voice.
14. Vriska has one of those voices like a teenage girl. All: "OOH MYY GAAAAAAOOOOD, TI-FA-NEEEE!"
Insomnia Works Best When You Don't SleepThis is exactly why you don't sleep. The dreams are more dreadful than a few days of staying awake with your mind playing annoying tricks on you. If you don't sleep for a certain amount of days, your body actually starts to go numb and that's a fucking blessing all on its own. You don't have to feel the pain of Gamzee's sober hand dragging its long nails down your torso, or the cuffs that you always wear digging further into your wrists. Dream bubbles do much, much worse.Insomnia Works Best When You Don't Sleep3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You have fallen asleep a few times because sleep is inevitable, and each time you regret it and tell yourself that you won't do it again. You really need to stop promising yourself these things, they're never going to come true. If you don't go to sleep yourself, Gamzee will do it for you. All he needs to do is put a hand on your throat and keep it there for a couple minutes and you're out. You have no say in things like this; he's the one in control. He never lets you forget it.
But, being the fucking idiot yo
Child!Sollux x Child!Reader - Just rest your headSlowly, you follow your mother as she drags you along the many aisles. You grumble in protest, but the other shoppers masked your annoyed retorts.Child!Sollux x Child!Reader - Just rest your head2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"(Name), dear?" Your mother asks.
"W-what?" You manage to reply, yawning in the process.
"Don't you want to buy anything?"
You were firm with this decision.
If you bought anything today, you were certain that you wouldn't have enough money to buy the Rabbit plush you had been saving for.
It was very important to you, although you didn't really know why.
Tired, you start to walk down the confectionery aisle, until you bump into something.
"Hey!" An irritated voice calls out.
"S-sorry." You murmur, rubbing your eyes to keep you awake.
"Oh. Hello (Name)!" The voice continues. You see familiar scruffy black hair and two-toned glasses.
"You look tired." He remarks.
"Did your parents wake you up early too?"
You nod in response, trying not to fall asleep.
Concern washes over his face, a
Homestuck--ChosenIt was choosing day.Homestuck--Chosen4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The grubs lay snug in their craters, content to be alive and to have survived the first culling. They cooed and giggled and cried, unconcerned about the adult Trolls that stood at a distance and held back all manner of pure white beasts, waiting in anticipation.
It was time for the grubs to find their lusus.
Or, rather, it was time for the lusi to choose their grubs.
A certain sect of people waited with bated breath. Among the multi-colored grubs, hidden amongst the rust bloods, lay a small male grub with blood the color of cherry candy.
It was a miracle he'd survived. It was a miracle he was born. Now, all that was left to do was see if a lusus would choose him.
They had prepared for this day as well as they possibly could. Their savior, the descendent of the Sufferer, needed a proper troll upbringing and they had bred a lusus to be the perfect guardian: strong and fierce, to protect the tiny grub from those who would wish to harm him, but caring and protec
Screaming September Showers(Tavros)Screaming September Showers(Tavros)Screaming September Showers(Tavros)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
...and someone partially trying to yell and cry out for you. Oh god if Tavros was trying to walk to your-
"_-______!" you heard him on the verge of crying.
"HOLD ON," you shook your head and slipped on some shoes, quickly running down to meet a shivering Tavros that fell on the floor with his umbrella.
"uH,,,hEY ______,,," he was glad you helped him up, he had only recently gotten his robolegs, maybe not even a week ago, and had no experience walking in the rain with them.
"Come on, lets get in the house before we get sick," you felt him hold onto you for support as you both walked to and made it without falling again to your house. The power was out already and you covered Tavros with your blanket before running and getting both of you towels, reaching up and drying his wet, mow-hawked-like hair, then giving him the towel and wrapping yourself in your own, then quickly went and turned your generator on.
"tHANKS,,," he smiles slightly and rubs his li
Wasting TimeFUCK.Wasting Time3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Oh Gog, he's just fucking staring at me like some mounted, taxidermy head on a fucking wall in Nepeta's cave. Why doesn't he blink? His eyes have to be getting watery by now; he's been looking at me for the past Gogdamn ten fucking minutes! HEY, CLOWN SHIT, BLINK. SAY SOMETHING.
Nope, that didn't work. Is there something on my face? No. Shit what if my fly is down. How fucking embarrassing. Let me check real fast. Okay I'm good. Still doesn't explain why he's got that shit-eating grin on his face. It's the most vile, disgusting shit-eating smile I have ever laid my pupils on. My retinas are forever burned.
"Gamzee, why are you just staring at me?" I ask. Did I just see his smile grow wider? Is that even fucking possible? The face paint, it has to be the face paint. Stupid clown asshole with his stupid face full of fucking paint.
"I'm just all up and admiring how motherfucking tiny you are, bro. You're like a motherfucking bite size motherfucker who
STRONG Steps through September ShowersSTRONG Steps through September Showers(Equius)STRONG Steps through September Showers2 years ago in Romance More Like This
...and someone stepping, how he would say it, 'STRONGLY" through the puddles of the rain. You sat up quickly and got up to see Equius nonshalantly walking through the rain. He was probably so used to being similar to that that the rain had no effect on him. You felt a bit bad for him because of that and quickly and went inside to grab some towels for him, meeting the door just as he walked up.
"Hey Equius," you saw him resist a flinch at some lightning and threw a towel over his shoulders. He grinned a bit, showing some places that used to have lost teeth finally grown back. You led him in and shut the door behind you, giving him the other towels while you went and heated him up some milk for him. You were always surprised whenever he came to you instead of walking the rest of the way down the road to Nepetas, but she always ahs told him to spend more time with you anyways, most likely because she knew you liked him, and 'secretly' shipped
Bound By Knots ( Karkat X Reader) OSBound By Knots ( Karkat X Reader) OS1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Looking up, you gave the red-blooded troll a questioning look.
"Pardon?" You asked in the meekest tone.
Karkat's dark eyebrows and toothy mouth, twisted into a sneer of disgust.
"You know what I said, these, are sour as hell." Karkat replied in the harshest tone.
Let me introduce the situation. Recently, you and your family went on a trip to a farm, since they want to get more in touch with nature or something like that.
You weren't really paying attention.
Soon realizing it was a cherry farm.
A friggin cherry farm.
You liked the fruit itself, but the place was as huge as your neighborhood, but with massive cherry trees.
Well, after the excursion, you had 3
pailsbags full of cherries of various shapes and sizes. You had limited options what to do with them, since you weren't the best at baking nor have the courage to throw them all away. Your family had their cherries to deal with, so you couldn't give it away to them. The only opti
LESSON ON QUADRANTS -part 2-THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS CRAZY. JUST...FYI~LESSON ON QUADRANTS -part 2-2 years ago in Personal More Like This
BUT I'M GOING TO TRY AND DISH IT OUT AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE.
SO HERE'S THE FIRST NINE SUB DEVISIONS OF THE HOMESTUCK TROLL QUADRANTS.
DON'T WORRY! WE'RE ONLY FOCUSING ON THE SECTIONS OUTLINED IN GREEN TODAY!
THE FIRST OF THESE BEING:
APATHY: An Absence of involvement in the entire troll romance system. Only applies to non-non trolls.
(note: Humans do NOT count in this regard. This is a TROLL custom. You cannot say that all humans are apathetic. Humans do in fact engage in romance [though not all]. But it is THEIR HUMAN romance and not troll romance.)
STITUENCY: (pale/flushed) A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegianc
Early Winter (Cold! Karkat X Reader)Early Winter (Cold! Karkat X Reader)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
---Warning! There is some language, it is Karkat---
Winter had come early this year on Earth, startling the born residents and the new visitors to the large rock; the trolls.
All you did was sit in your nice, warm log cabin on the outskirts of a large city, hidden in the thick forest. Only one person knew where you lived and he rarely ever came by. The only time he really did was to complain and nag about something...
"Damn it, __(Y/n)__! Open the gog damned door now! I'm freezing!" It's like he was on cue. You smirked running to the door and placing your ear on the cold oak.
"What's the password~?" You chimed, a little bit too happily, pissing the crabby troll off even more.
"Open this fucking door or I will kill you...?" He said more than asked, anger rising in his voice.
"Nope~! Try again!" He sighed and leaned against the door, pressing is forehead onto the wood.
"Pretty please with ra
Fighter (Bullied! Human! karkat X Reader) Part 5Fighter (Bullied! Human! karkat X Reader) Part 51 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Urk..." You groaned. Your face was swollen and your lip was busted, thanks to the one and only Dave Strider. It wasn't as bad as yesterday's beating, but that didn't mean it hurt any less. But, of course, you couldn't do anything to stop him, now could you? Seeing as how he's the quarterback on the school's football team, the most popular guy in school AND your ex's boyfriend... Yeah, you get it.
But today, well, you fought through it pretty well if you must say so yourself. Because today was the day you had your (study)date with (Name). You'd put some ice on your face and take a pill to reduce the swelling, fix your hair so it didn't look so wild, and change into some clothes that didn't have blood stains on it.
John, who usually sat in the back with his friend, Vriska, sat down beside you. "Hey, are you okay, man?"
You turned your head to the window so he couldn't see the damage. "Yeah, just a little under the weather..."
John raised an eyebrow. "Uh... Sure..." He changed the topic
Loyally His Slave, 'Til Death(Caliborn x Reader)Caliborn x Slave!ReaderLoyally His Slave, 'Til Death(Caliborn x Reader)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Commission for :iconblackbutleryaoifan60:
I'm a pitiful creäture, I know because I love him despite how he treats me. My lord, my master, my old 'friend', I have loved him and stood by his side since we could walk. And, as pathetic as I am, I want my death to be by his hand because I want him to be the last thing I see.
"Please, become my lady in waiting, it will stop your abuse." Pleads Muse Calliope as she bandages my newest wounds. "My brother can't treat you this way if you just leave his service for mine."
"I can't leave Lord Caliborn, I have stood by his side since we could walk. And . . . and he needs me, he just won't say it." I felt tears burn the back of my eyes. Why could he not accept that he needed me? I am a vital part of his life, the only one that has yet to try to kill him and I soothe him when he needs it. "I must stand by him for his sake, it doesn't matter what happens to me."
Karkles, you're my KittenKarkat listened as Gamzee droned on about absolutely nothing. He kept his eyes on the sidewalk ahead of them, warning Gamzee where ever there was a curb or pot hole, because the other was too busy shooting his mouth of to watch where his own two feet landed. That was fine, though, because Karkat and Gamzee had an unspoken agreement: Karkat would make sure Gamzee didn't twist an ankle as they walked home from school to their apartment that they shared, and Gamzee would talk enough for the both of them, making the whole conversation himself so that Karkat didn't need to say a word.Karkles, you're my Kitten4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"So you and I were all up and invited to Sollux's birthday party, which means I'm going to have to work a little longer at the club this week so we can buy him a gift and all that shit. It's on Saturday and I'm thinking of getting him some computer program or something," Gamzee babbled. He hooked his hands behind his head, his almost empty backpack bouncing up and down to his quirky walk.
Karkat squinted threw