SONIC PRANK PHONE CALL 8SONIC PRANK PHONE CALL 86 years ago in Humor More Like This
Donated by striker-exe
(Knuckles calls Sonic)
Sonic: Hello? This is Sonic TH
Knuckles *sounding like Sonic*: How are you Sonic? I'm Sonic!
Sonic: Where are you? We'll prove this once and for all!!!
Knuckles *In actual voice*: Dude it was just a joke.
Nick THB *Me*: Hello? I'd like 2 Pepperoni pizzas please.
Sonic & Knux: you've got the wrong number.
Sonic: But if you're buying I'll come.
Donated by striker-exe
(Tails calls sonic)
Tails: I'm tired of following u around, so f u!
Sonic: Why don't u come say that to my face?!
Tails: I will!
*Tails goes to Sonic's house only to be beaten up by Amy, Knuckles, Shadow, and Sonic.*
Sonic: U made a BIG mistake Tails!
*After Tails got out of the hospital*
Tails *in a sinister voice*: If u don't apologize to Tails u will have a heart attack.
Sonic: Nice try Tails. Really.
Donated by raggthehedgehog
heres 1 called: Paper time!
(ragg*me* calls rouge)
Ragg: (sounding like sonic) h
Benevolent- Chapter IBenevolent- Chapter I4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fan Fiction by DigitalsatsumA/ joHa-ej-pIn
From the gloom of his alcove, six of eight heard an unspoken command. Aroused from his slumber, he wordlessly departed, and headed to fix a broken plasma injector, one of 11,000 drones on cube 1027; travelling towards Earth at a speed barely imaginable, Traversing the corridors, he took no notice of how alone he was; there was a world of voices inside his head. After an hour or two, he reached the correct injector, and with a tubule, he injected the entire machine with fresh Nano-probes.
Before he was assimilated, a year previously, he was called John Cooper, an engineer aboard the Geordie, an old excelsior class vessel that strayed a bit too far towards the delta quadrant, and paid dearly for it. Before any of the crew knew it, they found themselves linked to the collective, all personality purged. He had been a tall, dark haired Human, just twenty years of age; such life ahead of him. In one short year, he had
Sasuke's quest chapter 3Chapter 3Sasuke's quest chapter 35 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The missing grandson
Sasuke followed the man to a small village. He saw many kids come up to the old man. They were very happy to see him.
"Mr. Keroberso!" The children cried happily. They looked over at Sasuke and looked confused. "Who's that kid?"
"He's no one important," Mr. Keroberso said and then made his way to the village. Sasuke followed, making his way past the kids.
Sasuke looked around, he noticed that many people from the village were staring at him. It was true that he was not from around those parts. He heard the villagers talking to each other asking each other who he was and what he was doing here?
Keroberso soon stopped in front of a house. He was greeted by an old woman in a red dress. She looked happy to see that he had returned back from his mission. The man went inside the house.
"Who are you?" she asked Sasuke as she noticed him. "Are you a friend of Mr. Keroberso?"
"I am looking for a Uchiha," Sasuke said, "I am from the Uchiha family and there were rum
Old Decepticon Battle ChantGuide my head, that I shall maintain my calm and my mind.Old Decepticon Battle Chant8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Kekez al cyowe, xyl Al pazu chegh al Iya ya al forsa.</i>
(Keh-kez ahl cy-ow-eh, cks-ill Ahl pah-zoo chehgh ahl leea yah ahl four-sah)
Guide my hand, that my attacks shall land fast and sure.
Kekez al seluse, xyl al shefai pazu yanaih ner ya likln.</i>
(Keh-kez ahl sell-oose, cks-ill ahl sheh-fai pah-zoo yah-nai nehr yah lick-ehln)
Guide my form, that I may be fast on my feet and even faster in the skies.
Kekez al bea, xyl Al pohn yem ner opy al qawai ya nolpi giner gann ke zwyxoai.</i>
(Keh-kez ahl bea, cks-ill Ahl pohn yehm nehr opie ahl kawai yah nol-pee gai-nehr gahn keh zwicks-oh-ai)
Guide my shield, that I may endure the strikes against me.
Kekez al wayl, xyl Al pohn weylen ke shefai ikbaas al.</i>
(Keh-kez ahl wail, cks-ill Ahl pohn way-lehn keh sheh-fai ick-bahs ahl)
Guide my spark, should I fall, and may my sacrifice not be for nothing.
Kekez al spahc, dsnlok Al vaayl, ya po
No FearNo Fear5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He didn't know where he was and what to do now. Only darkness was around him but he was also used to it because the last years of his life had been whole of it. From the time of his arrest, until the time to his execution and even after that, when he has been awoken as a Dark Signer only to get an opportunity for revenge.
But he didn't really need the light.
Bored and with the question of what he should do, he turned round and searched for a way back.
How he came into this forest he didn't know, even though he did wonder how it could be that the forest seemed so unnatural.
He was in the background and could see a little girl running. She ran away panting and looked around desperately, not knowing where to go or what to do, as if there was nothing more for her.
He remarked that she held a mask in her left hand. And when she stopped and he approached her with a couple of steps, he could hear her crying quietly. He could see how she tried to wipe the tears off h
Profile for TempestProfile for Tempest6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Name: Tempest/Carlita Tempani.
Species: Deltronian Transformer with a headmaster unit.
Appearance: (Tempest) Tall, medium build, light blue coloured optics, teal, silver, red and jade chassis. Uses a 1975 Chevrolet Corvette C3 Coupe car mode. (Headmaster Unit) Italian American female, olive skinned, brown eyes, New York Bronx accent, shapely yet voluptuous figure, five foot 7 inches tall, called Carlita Tempani, former NYC cab driver, hair is coloured and has a spiky upturned style that reflects her connection to Tempest.
Function: Soldier, traveller and arms dealer/merchant. (Carlita)
Occupation: Roughnecks team member and munitions trainer.
Information: Is partnered to human Carlita Tempani. Has a Californian type accent even though is prone to the temperamental nature of her New Yorker caretaker. Carlita is her headmaster component, and even though she is restricted to her vehicle mode when Carlita is absent, she would rather be that way than in her robot mode as she has a vain ob
Star Trek: Rogue Chapter 1 It's night. As i materialize the endless black of night envelopes me. I navigate my way through the streets of this desert city. The sharp points and sudden angles of Shi'kar's architecure jut up and out of eyesight. Suddenly light pours into my eyes as I turn a corner. After a moment my eys have adjusted to the light and I can make out the sign over the building that is lit, "R'Mor's Bar" it says. I chuckle, "Of course she's open" I say to myself.Star Trek: Rogue Chapter 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As I open the door, i pull the hood of my cloak closer to my face, as i do sound pours out of the bar, sounds rarely heard on Vulcan. Bits and pieces of conversations drift through my ears, Romulan Ale and Orion slave girls flow freely through the patrons of this sorted establishment. I direct my attention to the bar and there she is, pouring a drink that looks more complicated than Einstein's theory of Realativity.
From The Jaws of Victory BayFrom the Jaws of Victory BayFrom The Jaws of Victory Bay4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I was a Kasrkin Elite Commando in 5th Company, 1st Kronus Regiment of the Imperial Guard, stationed under Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander here at Victory Bay. My name is not important. You learn that very swiftly while serving under the brutal Commissars of the Imperium, and we Kasrkin, though sold as the finest soldiers in the Guard, were worth as little as the average house-rat to the field commanders, and were no different to the rest. No names, no identities. Just another gun to fire, and another meat shield to stand between the endless hordes of the Emperor's enemies, and our ever-important officers.
I never cared for this war. I would have been content to work in one of the Imperium's massive factories, and let the legendary Space Marines hold back the tides of war. Unfortunately the Governor had other ideas. Apparently, word had gotten round that I knew how to shoot. I did know how to shoot, but I'd never fired on another human being or a
BigDamnTable 26 - ComradesBigDamnTable 26 - Comrades1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Character(s): Siegfried, Hagen
Sunlight streamed and set the gardens of Valhalla Palace aglow.
A boy was strolling through the greenery. He had blond, middle-long hair and dark skin. He inhaled deeply, enjoying the fresh and clean air streaming into his lungs.
Suddenly, he heard a noise. As he went further, he recognised it as someone shouting continuedly „Hah! Hah! Hah!“ Then he came to a meadow, and he saw the origin of the shouts.
Another boy, seemingly the same age as himself, was training. Pale blonde hair framed the face, in which two ice blue eyes gleamed. The stranger continued for a few moments, and it seemed that he had not noticed the new arrival. But then he finished with a kick into the direction oft he dark-skinned boy, looking straight into his eyes while keeping his stance.
That took the other boy by surprise, so that he stammered. „I… I am Hagen. Who… who are you?“
The pale b
DisscidiaTitle: DisscidiaDisscidia5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warnings for: Silliness.
Summary: Knock Knock
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
There was a slight problem. Since the upheaval of the worlds getting from one place to another had been iffy at best.
Time between was spent poking the hulk of an old airship with a stick.
There wasn't that much to do at all; Squall had given up on telling Bartz that it was pointless to poke the airship. Cecil was poking around where the engine would have been, searching for anything salvageable. Cloud was attempting to raise someone-anyone-on his cell phone. Tidus was showing Terra the finer points of a well-executed Wither Shot, and the Onion Knight was watching them.
Frustrated, Cloud flipped his phone shut. "Looks like we might be here for a while. The airship's obviously not tak
Abysmal Rants 4Abysmal Rants 43 years ago in Humor More Like This
Abysmal Rants #4
... I'm just going to say this right off the bat; Akihiko's dropped drastically on my list of favorites over several repeat plays of P3P and FES. Not because of that whole pairing wars thing I will forever ship Hamuko/Shinjiro (Although I have a bizarre soft spot for Jin/Hamuko that I cannot explain to this day) but because of Akihiko's character as a whole.
Because basically all he does is bitch, whine, and rub salt into Shinjiro's wounds. How so? You would think that reminding someone that they ACCIDENTALLY KILLED SOMEONE WITH THEIR PERSONA would make them NOT want to fight even more. What part of that concept is so hard to get, Akihiko?
... In case that didn't clue you in, I'm up to block three in the Abyss, which leads to a door on Akihiko's past.
His fangirls are going to want my head by the time this is done.
Anyway, with that said, team lineup; Metis, Junpei, and Ken.
Why the hell is the eleven-year-old more reliable than most of the teenag
A Look at the KoopasA Look at the KoopasA Look at the Koopas7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Table of Contents:
Section 1: Koopa Laws
Section 2: Koopa Hierachy
Section 1: Koopa Laws
Herein is written the Laws set down by the Koopa Royal Family.
Koopa Law Amendment 1
The Koopa Family has been chosen to serve as the royal family. Anyone that marries into the familiy, and so is not a member by birth, will retain their birth name, whether male or female.
Koopa Law Amendment 2
Every ten years, the Koopa Laws are signed by the current ruling body. If the King is unable to sign, then the Queen will. If the Queen is unable to sign, the eldest Royal Child will. If none of the Royal Children are able to sign, then the highest member of the Magikoopa order will.
Koopa Law Amendment 3
Boos are not permitted to marry any member of the Royal Family.
Koopa Law Amendment 4
There may be no amendments passed that go against past amendments.
Koopa Law Amendment 5
Assault of a membe
Mazinkaiser SRW Eng. SingalongVerse 1.Mazinkaiser SRW Eng. Singalong5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He can be god or devil! He's the ruler made of steel!
With his lightning, he strikes his foes down!
On his chest is his promise! It's the Z that brings us hope!
He will fight to defend the human race!
Here comes Koji flying in his Kaiser Pilder~
From the head, he combats evil
With a Photon
Fight for tomorrow, Devil Machine!
It's time for victory, and only you can save the day!
Keep pressing forward, Devil Machine!
With your power, protect the world, and with your passion, stay strong!
In his heart is a fire, burning with our energy!
It's so easy to fight if we believe!
Let us all band together! Vanquish evil, passionate soul!
Save our future! Together, it's our dream!
Overwhelm the villains with your Fire Blaster~
With your fists of wrath and justice,
Throw a TURBO
Soar for tomorrow, Devil machine!
You're Not Alone: Chapter 14You're Not Alone: Chapter 146 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Dark Retrieval Part 4
Saberblades hands reached out for both of her wingblades and she brought them out with fluid like movement. Holding both swords in each hand, she spread her legs apart as she emitted a growl from between her teeth. She knew that she was unskilled against one of the mightiest of the Decepticons because her training had been incomplete despite only having a thousand years of practising with Landmine and Exillion.
Exillion... the closet friend shed ever known and whod made her life worth a living besides Hot Shot, and who had admitted his love towards her. She dimmed her optics for a moment as she thought of him. It pained her greatly to think about him at a time like this, but the thought of him gave her the strength and courage that she needed to fight off a threat.
Turning her optics back online and looking at the Decepticon coldly, Saberblade stood up straight and eyed him as she tried to get in his details. She hadnt se
Eternal Sonata: Chptr1, page 3Eternal Sonata: Chptr1, page 34 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Wow. So you can use magic powers, too, Frédéric?" After introducing to each other, Frédéric sits on the edge of the cliff by Polka's side. As the words leave her mouth, Polka instantly realises that she has said something very sensitive. "But then, that mean you're like me and that you're gonna die soon, too."
Frédéric does not seem to mind though, as his tone remains calm and normal. "Yes, you're right. I'm afraid that may very well be true."
Knowing that this matter does not hurt the feeling of her new acquaintance, Polka decides that it is perhaps okay to dig deeper. "So, what kind of magic can you use?"
"Well, essentially, any and all kinds of magic. After all, this whole world is in my dream."
Polka giggles at his words. 'This world is in his dream?' "You're a strange man, Frédéric."
If they had not had introduced and talked for a while before she would have concluded that this man is not in his right mind. Yet his gentleman-like app
15 Fics: Meet the Pyro(The Pyro stands with his back to the camera, firing a continuous stream of flame at an already blazing building. A cameraman reaches forward to tap him on the shoulder and the Pyro glances over his shoulder. He turns around, forgetting to switch his flamethrower off. The screen dies and an image of a cheerful blood-splattered Medic holding a scalpel appears with the message TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.)15 Fics: Meet the Pyro5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Filming is resumed. A clapper board is clapped.)
Director (off): Meet the Pyro, take two.
(The Pyro is now facing the camera, cradling his flamethrower as part of the burning building collapses in the background.)
Pyro: Mphphph mphph mphphph, mphphph. Mphphph mphph . . . mph mphph . . . mph . . . (He trails off, distracted by something overhead, off-screen. He fires a short burst of flame and a squawk is heard before a flaming bird drops to the ground.)
(Cut to Demoman, who is picking his teeth with a machete.)
Demoman: Only two things are known fer sure ab
Transformers 40,000Transformers 40,0006 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Things were not going well for the Marine chapter that day. They were pinned down by Necrons and, while reinforcements were on the way, so the voxlink said, they were starting to run low on ammo. Though never short zealous fervor, Bolters didn't fire faith. The Necrons had no such problem, and the massive Monolith kept throwing off lances of sickly-green lightning at their lines whenever they'd try to advance. More strangely, it also fired off great gouts of incandescent violet energy once in a while. Sergeant Samiel led his squad into cover and ripped the head off of a nearby Necron Warrior as it ambled past. The other members chewed up the metallic monsters with Bolter fire, hopeful that they could finally pound enough of them into the ground that they'd give in. He looked back over his shoulder for a brief, hopeful second. Nothing. No Marine squads at his back, no heavy support, not even an attack bike. He grit his teeth and turned back towards th
Goodbye my loveGoodbye my love5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Goodbye my love
"Why you have to go? Why can't you stay? Why must destiny be so cruel ??"
She couldn't keep these thoughts for herself any longer. No, she didn't want to think that it happened so that it even had to happen this way. Because she had heard that the fight which they have to wage would get dangerous and that it was her destiny.
Aki knew that she had done many bad things in her life just out of pure despair. And that what she had donewhen she still was a member of Arcadia, this is what she finally wanted absolution for - only because of this she had decided to accept destiny which stood out in form of a sign on her right arm.
She was told that she had to fight. Against her enemies, the Dark Signers.
But she would never have thought that she would fall in love with one of them.
Kiryu had become her one and everything. He understood her pain and her despair and how she felt. But they both knew nevertheless, that nothing can c
Lucky Channel Episode 1~Lucky Channel!~Lucky Channel Episode 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Authors Note: Alright. If this 'fic' ever sees the light of day, let it be known that i'm doing this entirely for fun. everything that happens here is AFTER episode 24 of lucky star, and infact, dosn't even happen in that WORLD! This all happens as an 'after school special' to let kids in the world I have created and dubbed' "MindScape" watch on TV after the bell rings. Note that mindscape is filled almost entirely with people from otherworlds that me and my online 'sister' JBCBlank have 'pulled' from their respective worlds to live here. people have abilities, insanity ensues, I don't expect you to understand ANYTHING. again, it's all for fun, i'm not making money, so who really cares?
Make of this what you wiill.
Disclaimer: I do not, in any way or form, own "Lucky * Star" or any other characters ever mentioned from anything from Alchemist, Fullmetal, to Zodiac, Knights of the. I, as stated, make no money from this and it's all for fun. oh, also don't own Minoru Shir
A view from the moon...Optimus Prime stood on the grey surface. He arrived to the moon. Earth's moon. He looked forward. There was nothing surrounding him. In front of him he could see only darkness and emptiness, rarely filled with light spots, coming from stars and planets, much far away than from Earth to its moon.A view from the moon...3 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"Somewhere out there... is our planet Cybertron", he thought. They came to this world from one of the planets in front of him. Such a big distance, yet his own thoughts and consciousness was traveling, almost racing, to his own world. He wanted to go back there, to Cybertron, and make it a better place for his race.
His day dreaming was brutally stopped by sensors, which alarmed him about the temperature in space. "It's so cold in outer space... I forgot about that...", he thought, "... and ... it's so empty. The feeling of loneliness is overwhelming over here.". Even if he wasn't alone on the moon, he felt uneasy. He felt... the fear. Fear that he failed, and he may fail even more. He arrived
SM64 Bloopers: The Video Game Novel - Chapter 1-1Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The Video GameSM64 Bloopers: The Video Game Novel - Chapter 1-19 months ago in Humor More Like This
…Well, technically the novelization of the video game.
They both were written by Gameactive, so it doesn’t matter too much anyway.
Part 1: Dreadnought’s Ultimate Plot
Chapter 1: The Lure Cast from another Dimension
“…I was so close to being a goner, you’d never believe it!” SuperMarioGlitchy4 excitedly proclaimed. “But luckily enough, Mario came in on a huge robot and crushed the virus into oblivion!”
“Geez, that sounds like the adventure of a lifetime,” Gameactive replied unenthusiastically. He’d already watched that blooper at least half a dozen times, and SuperMarioGlitchy4 just couldn’t stop retelling the story. He continued, “Just let me know next time your computer goes catawampus, and I’ll fix it faster than—”
He stopped before finishing his sent
Star Trek: Memento Mori S1Star Trek: Memento Mori: Earth Romulan War (Season 1)Star Trek: Memento Mori S14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Amidst the Earth-Romulan War...
01: All Alone in the Dark
Alone in the midst of a war where the enemy can make itself invisible to the eye the NV-23 Memento Mori is shadowed by a sensor echo in the Epsilon Eridani system.
02: Lines of Communication
Contacted by Admiral Cayson the Memento Mori is in the midst of receiving reassignment when all subspace communications go dark.
03: Rules of the Game
Arriving at Echo 14 the crew notices the relay is undamaged, but a small device attached to its hull raises alarms for Captain William Mcrea.
04: Into the Fire
After destroying a Romulan warship and dropping a new Echo unit the Memento Mori heads to their new assignment. On the way they get side tracked when the NX-09 Phoenix comes under fire.
05: Conflicts of Interest
The Memento Mori and Phoenix arrive at their new assignment to discover that they have been assigned to work with none other than Section 31...
06: Hunter, Prey
While the Obs
Gundam: The Lost ChroniclesGundam: The Lost Chronicles7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Frame 01: Encounter
Dukey sat in his Captain's chair aboard The Raider. He was heading for Earth for repairs. So many heated battles in this war have caused the Raider to take far too much damage. He made sure to avoid North America, for it was run completely by the Titans now. The Raider entered the atmosphere and headed toward the New England base in Europe. It was one of the few Federation bases left on the planet. Sure the AEUG have the moon to go to, but it doesn't have the resources that the Earth can supply. He docked his ship in the New England docking bay, and exited the Raider.
How soon can the repairs be completed? he asked while the head mechanic took a look at the damages and said,
"Could be a day or so, make yourself at home sir!" Dukey shook his head. They do not have any time to waste, with the Zeon forces now owning mostly ALL of the Spacenoids except the moon.
Sam returned from his scout mission and noticed a docked battleship. He decided to head ov