An Absurd Interview not requiredAn Absurd Interview not required4 years ago in Art Features More Like This
It's not required from me to say hi but I'll say it anyways: Hi! And welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Being absurd before it was too mainstream.
I suddenly remembered I had this interview in my notes for so long, I had to publish it as soon as possible. Why? Because apparently I'm like Dory and I tend to forget... stuff...
Oh hi! And welcome to a new edition of Absurd Interviews: Being absurd before it was too mainstream! Today I bring you a deviant with no name required: namenotrequired!
Hello person with no name required! We know your name is not required but if you could have any name, what would it be?
Hello! I may not have named my account, but my parents did name me and I like the name they gave me, Bart, just fine to keep.
If your current life could be described w
An Absurd Interview with dxdAn Absurd Interview with dxd4 years ago in Art Features More Like This
Hello! They call me Professor Oak. Are you a girl or a boy? ... ehhmm I mean Hi! Welcome to another edition of Absurd Interviews: It's super effective it makes you faint
Today is a srs bsns edition because we are interviewing an almighty dA admin so you better behave or they'll ban the shit out of us!
So, please in an orderly fashion, join me in giving a warm and respectful welcome to: dxd
Hey Dom! How is it going?
It's going like a freight train down the hill with no breaks. I just put my foot out the door to slow it down and now I only have half a face left.
First off... what's with you and this obsession with pixel crabs? ._.
SRS Question! I like this one so srs answer. Leetcrab started out in the mind of my old buddy object2bdestroyd back in '05. Kevin used to be a volunteer, back
January 9, 2012My eye it falls upon the dateJanuary 9, 20123 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
The ninth of Janus' month is here!
I should not balk, nor hesitate
Though the penalties could prove severe.
For sparklies and bright glitter here
May lift some hearts, and smiles induce;
A happy cake, or champagne bright and clear
From him a sneer and sharp rebuke produce.
But still, though my offerings will spark abuse
I square my shoulders and frost the chocolate cake.
This day is in honor of my billowing recluse
And all his vituperative rantings I can take.
For deep inside I know the man is not a stone;
His heart is touched and so his cover blown.
What is art?So it seems that every day around deviantART I see people saying "this isn't art". And I see a variety of reasons for this. So I thought I'd share with you some thoughts I've been having on the matter.What is art?4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Blur is something that artists have used for as long as art has existed, they use it to depict all manner of things, some times it's given a different name, but it is used. Take a look at the works of the impressionists, or how about all those trendy shots of cities at night, with all the lines from the cars. That's blur and that is an integral part of art for so many people. It's not something you can discount just because you don't like it's use.
She/He is naked
Controversial to a lot of people, for some reason society and religion have dictated to use that the human form is a disgusting, unclean and unsavory thing. Something that must be covered up at all times. I ask you, how did you come in to this world?
Blue-Jay"I don't think I can do it anymore."Blue-Jay4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The girl says this. She is sitting on an old wooden bench under an even older apple blossom tree. Sunlight falls in stencils of gold across her face and arms.
"I know it's hard."
This is said by the boy. He is sitting beside her, his blue eyes glinting in the dappled light. "It's hard but you have to."
The girl stares down at her hands. "I'm sick of the apologies."
"What do you mean?"
"The others. They apologize to me. Even my teachers do it! Why are they apologizing? Do they think it will make me feel better? Does it make them feel self-riotous and noble to remind me every day?"
The boy sighs. "They mean well, Elsa. What would you say if you were them?"
"I don't know anymore! All I know is that I don't want to go back to school tomorrow. I can't."
He rests a hand on her knee. "Don't tal
A Small Tribute to the MaraudersThey first beganA Small Tribute to the Marauders3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Walking halls of hallowed stone
Four ruined lives
Thought they'd never be alone.
So proud to be
Ran away to roam
Cursing Pure-Blood names
The shadow of the friends he had.
And kindness plied
Ravaged by the beast inside.
They four joined up
Their skills combined
Creating maps to leave behind
To those whose daring was the best
'Til their mischief too was laid to rest.
Wandless lay the first one
His child, the only one to live.
Ties of blood and malice
Killed the second who had naught to give.
The third held on to serve the dark
Convinced he'd cheated death
Yet hands of silver poison
Squeezed out his final breath.
The fourth was left alone to fight
The battle in the endless night
To protect his child,
And as the wand of death ignited,
The four Marauders