Leviathan ClichesDeryn: So, you're a guy, and I'm a girl dressed as a guyLeviathan Cliches3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Alek: Kind of like the first kiss scene of "Romeo x Juliet"!!
Deryn: Hey, Alek say, wouldn't it be funny if, oh say, one of us were a girl
Alek: Okay, Dylan, I know that you're much tougher than me, but that's just mean!
Alek: Dylan, you can't be gay! It's against the law!
Deryn: No, but I'm a girl!
Alek: No, Lilit kissed you, and lesbian relationships don't exist, and they're not nearly as popular as gay relationships anyway!
Deryn: Barking "Glee".
Alek: Okay, Dylan I have an idea for a disguise.
Deryn: Okay, what is it?
Alek: I'll disguise as a girl, and you pretend to be my boyfriend!
(Okay, I know that this one isn't a cliché, but it's good)
Alek: No, Deryn! I can't let you die!
Deryn: Why do you care?
Alek: Because you mean the world to me!
Deryn: Get away from me Alek!
(Runs into battle, but Alek kisses her. Awww!)
(Now, back to the clichés)
Alek: Hey, Dylan, is the "Leviathan" a boy