How Drakken Stole ChristmasHow Doctor Drakken (Almost) Stole Christmas
T'was a cold Winter's day, a chill wind in the air.
High up on Mount Middleton, in his new lair,
Doctor Drakken was whining, and pacing about.
For recent events were making him pout.
Christmas was coming to Middleton town,
And normally, the holidays did not get Drew down.
But this year saw Drakken in a very foul mood,
'Cause his recent attempt to rule Earth was subdued
By internationally famous teen hero Kim Possible,
And her faithful blond sidekick, the one called Ron Stoppable.
They'd come and destroyed his latest death ray.
It had happened not long after Thanksgiving Day.
While Kim battled Shego (Drew's sidekick in green),
Ron somehow managed to explode the machine.
So immense was the explosion, so loud, and so great
That the lair was left in an unlivable state
Thus Drakken and Shego were compelled to move out,
And bought a fixer-upper lair (it needed tile and grout).
But it wasn't just this that had Drakken so vexed,
He'd also have to wai