My Contest EntryI walked into my boss's office wearing my usual uniform of a black shirt, slacks, and brown shoes. "I quit!" I announced throwing my hands up in the air and bringing them down onto his desk.My Contest Entry4 years ago in Show Your deviantSTYLE Contest More Like This
"What? Why?" I laughed as his face turned a chalky white.
"Just 'cuz I wanna" I stated matter-of-factly, "I want to peruse my dream job that inhabits every child."
I grabbed a chair next to his desk, stood on it with my left foot planted on the desk, firmly put my hands upon my hips, stood up straighter than ever, a fat smile upon my face, and laughed my jolly laugh. "I am going to be their greatest employee!"
"Do you mind telling me what it is?" My boss was cowering under his desk.
"I AM GOING TO BE!" I paused for dramatic affect, "A NINJA!" I grabbed my shirt at the neck and pulled, I heard a loud RRRIP! Where once a black