Ness FactsNess FactsNess Facts5 years ago in Project Positivity More Like This
1. Ness has hit more home runs than Matzui, Jeter, and all the Yankees combined. And won more games.
2. Bats and yo-yo's are now a fashion statement.
3. Ness's hat is so famous it puts Ash Ketchum's to shame.
4. Did u know Chuck Norris grew up in a town called Onett?
5. Ness has killed more animals than a pound.
6. Boys now leave their homes on their 13th birthdays to go find a meteorite.
7. Ness is the second coming.
8. Chuck Norris got married and had a son. That son saved the world.
9. Ness has the power to turn straight men gay and lesbians straight.
10. You know why Ness eats from the garbage yet never gets sick? His saliva kills bad germs.
11. Ness has officially made homesickness a form of depression.
12. Being psycic is now a death threat.
13. 13 is now the legal age of an adult.
14. The police take extra caution around teens.