The Simpsons Fan Fic 1The Simpsons Fan Fic 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not so long ago...in a city far, far away...
"Homer, how many times have I told you to not do that to the television?!" A woman with a somewhat raspy voice scolded the overweight man with the balding head. "Marge," He said, "I'm only trying to make it more enjoyable for the whole family. Besides, I've never done this before, so it's impossible for you to have told me." He stated. Homer was in the living room, trying to set up the TV so it can hang off the wall, despite it being a box and weighed hundreds of pounds. Marge rolled her eyes and told him, "I did, it's in your contract!" Homer stopped what he was doing and turned to her. "What c
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:3 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que ag
Mordecai Y su familia.Mordecai Y su familia.9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mordecai y el día de traer las familias al parque
Era el día de traer la familia al parque, todos esperaban con ansias a sus familias, Rigby esperaba a Don su hermano, Papaleta a su padre Maellard, Benson a su hermana y padre, Skips estaba de vacaciones (Porque? no se XD)y Musculoso y Fantasmano, en la casa de su NO antes mencionada madre de Musculoso (MAS MENTIRA NO HAY XD). Pero algo estaba mal, ¿dónde estaría Mordecai?.
Si usted es muy sensible a lo triste, es mejor que no sigua leyendo, si no es así, !A LLORAR SE HA DICHO! :iconcryforeverplz: . También quiero decir que
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU
The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, a
The Homer Simpson Beer Song Ode To HomerThe Homer Simpson Beer Song3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The Homer Simpson Beer Song
(Sung To The Tune Of Do Re Mi)
D'oh!...The Stuff That Buys Me Beer
Ray, The Guy Who Sells Me Beer
Me, The One Who Drinks The Beer
Far, A Long Run To Get Beer
So, I'll Have Another Beer
La...I'll Have Another Beer
Tea, No Thanks I'm Drinking Beer
Which Will Bring Us Back To D'oh!
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks3 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
Where I Belong: An FF8 FicSQUALL is inside Ultimecia's Castle (FF8's Arena) about to fight the final battle of FF8.Where I Belong: An FF8 Fic2 years ago in Drama More Like This
ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
vs. ULTIMECIA (Player
Simpsons:Hope and ExpectationsIt's two A.M.Simpsons:Hope and Expectations2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even though I've been working through eight hour shifts for the past three days and feel exhausted, I just can't sleep. My mind is racing with thoughts about what I have put myself through, and most importantly what Marge has gone through. I keep thinking if I did the right thing by marrying her, I love her to death but I can't believe I went as far as to get her pregnant. I mean it's great that I will soon be a Dad, but will I be a good provider for him?
Working these eight hour shifts have been long and tedious, flipping burgers is not my idea of fun, and neither is sitting by the drive through waiting for some low life to s
Teen Titans: A New Hero AppearsChapter 1: Introduction of a New Hero: ZeroTeen Titans: A New Hero Appears1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Beast Boy finally realized the Terra he knew was long gone. He turned around and ran through the school doors. He began thinking of all the fun times he had with Terra. He even thought of the times when she was his enemy. Even the time when he told her she had no friends. He wish he could take it back, all of it. As he continued running towards the other Titans he notice a rocker looking boy staring at him with red sunglasses, a black shirt with a red cross design on it, and black baggy pants. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him many thoughts came to his head. W
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in
The new intern ch. 1The new intern ch. 1The new intern ch. 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Carl was fast asleep at home. That is, of course until the alrm clock rang. The ring banging through the total quiet room. Ugh! 5:30 already? Each and every night seemed to just get shorter and shorter. He was really exhausted, and didn't want to go to the agency today. He seriously felt overworked. If he hadn't come in, though, Monogram would have his head. He didn't want to seem like he was slacking off, so off to the agency he would go. He got up, and got ready for his job as an intern at the all-animal espionage organization. He had to admit it was pretty tough being the only intern. As he was f
How The Grinch Screwed VDayWhen we last saw the Grinch he was head of the feast,How The Grinch Screwed VDay2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Saying "Three cheers for Christmas" chowing down on roast beast.
But now Christmas has passed, and so has the New Year,
It's been one cold month in, and out with the cheer.
January came with twelve feet of snow
And already the Grinch knew the next month would blow.
"Bah!" The Grinch snorted, "February is near!"
"And that Valentine's Day is soon to be here!"
Sure, the Grinch hated Christmas one time in his life,
But it wasn't just Christmas that caused him such strife.
He had no one to write to, not a soul nor a Who
What good's a bigger heart when nobody loves you?
Sae-to-English DictionaryHello there and welcome to Domina Arx. Living here will become a major adjustment for anyone but one of the biggest adjustments you must become used to is our leader, Sae Dist, and her language. Her English is very poor if you haven't noticed (How could you not?), so for the benefit of you new-comers, I have composed a Sae-to-English dictionary.Sae-to-English Dictionary4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Basic rules of speech:
Vowels are usually long. "A" becomes "Aaaah", "E" becomes "eeei!", "I" becomes "Iuy", "O" becomes "Ooooo" and "U" becomes "Uyh".
Wear a poncho, there's a chance you might get spit in your face just from a simple word.
Consonents that could become a "V": S, W, R, L, Q, ...Th
SuicideSuicide, most peoples answer to everything.Suicide5 years ago in Other More Like This
Suicide, it can be summed up in one sentence.
A very permant solution for a tempoary problem. and earns u a permant seat in hell.
Why bother with hell when u can deal with ur problem and go to heaven.
Suicide, why bother.
God, will always help u.
suicide ISN'T THE ANSWER.
WerewulfGold fierce eyes, coal course furWerewulf6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Strength and speed for no escape
Long claws scraping the concrete
It's time to except your fate
This chase was done from the start
This creature rose with the night's sun,
With the blood red moon of tonight,
And now there is no where to run
Feed it's need for your flesh
Scream now, no one will come
Only fools walk when the sun sets
And few live of that small some
Go ahead, try to abscond, to flee
His towering form will be close behind
Maw gaping, black nose tracking
No safe place left for you to find
Simple mistake made this night
One with no fixing, my friend
For the werewulf rules this tim
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
Richy and Peter kidnapped"Uuuhm..." Peter muttered when finally waking up. Where was he? He saw book shelfs, an desk and chair in front of him. Then he moved his head down and saw his feets, which were wrapped into duct tape.Richy and Peter kidnapped11 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hmmm!" He moaned and realised his under face was under an cloth and his hands were wrapped together behind his back. He then remembered what happened before he felt unconscious. Bill was at their house, runned after him and then stunning pain, when man touched him with small object that looked like his dads shaver. Peter then realised that he was sitting against something soft. As he turned his face he saw Richy, who was also taped up, but sm
the little baby chapter 4"It's all very simple..." Conan began with his conclusion, pausing for a moment to heighten the suspense.the little baby chapter 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hurry up and tell us DUMMY!" Goerge says getting annoyed and bonking his head, "It's almost time for our parents to pick us up!"
"Well, I believe it was in fact... PAUL!" Conan said.
"But you said it wasn't!" Goerge accused.
"I never said it defiantly wasn't I said there was a chance it wasn't, just let me explain, Paul obviously got mad at Jack because he couldn't play tag with them, I remember seeing him walk away from Jack and his friends all mad, So he wanted to frame him and make it look like he did it. So then he took his name
Applejack's little bro part 1It was a peacful day in Ponyville. Applejack the pony was at her barn playing a game with her little brother Red Flame. It was a game of capture quite simply they get a water pistol and lasso each the object was to try and capture each other. If shot with a water pistol the pony would be forced to raise there hooves in the air and surrender afterwards they'd become the winner's tickle captive for the whole day.Applejack's little bro part 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Red Flame was on the upper level of the barn hiding behind a hay stack. His fur and maine were red. He had brown eyes and a white tail. His cutie mark was two swords forming an x and a feather in the middle of them. Red Flame was nine