TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 1 Ruth Powers hummed to herself as she scanned through bills she had just recently received in her mail. Her daughter, Laura, had to stay after school to talk to her councillor. Being a teenager, she wanted to plan her future ahead and do some college research and discuss about it with Dr. Pryor.TS: My Mother, My Hero Chp. 15 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
The phone rang.
Reaching over with one free hand while she held an opened envelope in the other, Ruth placed it on her shoulder and pressed her ear to it.
"Hello?" She asked.
"S'up, Ruth?" Greeted a jolly voice. Ruth could hear noise in the background. "Shut up, you little monsters!"
Ruth blinked as she placed her envelope down and looked at the phone.
"Sorry about that," Homer apologized, "Lisa and the boy were playing some stupid game."
"Um, okay?" Ruth was
Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:RS Esp-. :.: Man Down :.:2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Es una noche lluviosa, pero me da igual, no saldré de aquí en mucho tiempo.
No puedo ni imaginar lo que mis amigos, mi novia y mi familia puedan pensar de mí, no tuve ni tiempo de explicar nada, todo fue tan rápido. Lo recuerdo como si hubiera sido ayer, bueno de hecho fue hace una semana.
Mis amigos y yo decidimos salir juntos a cenar y a pasear parecía que sería un gran fin de semana pero no contaba con lo que iba a pasar.
-“Vamos Mordecai sube al auto” me grito Rigby desde la camioneta de Skips.
-“¡Espérame!” Le dije, pues todavía tenía que agarrar algo de dinero y no sé porque pero cuando salgo me gusta cargar una pistola, no se sabe si la necesitare. La estaba buscando, tenía miedo de que alguien supiera que tenía una pistola como pertenencia, la única persona que sabía era Margaret, y solo lo supo porque me sorprendió en una de nuestras cita
TS: The Way We Are Chp. 1 Driving beside a nearby school, a mother and her young daughter emerged from the vehicle, hand-in-hand. Having just moved into Springfield, Rubi Powers was leading her young daughter towards her first day at her new school.TS: The Way We Are Chp. 15 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
Little Ruth was nervous.
"No need to worry now," Rubi told her daughter cheerfully, "The first day in a new school is always hard. I know. But you'll do well, I know you will." She proceeded to lead her second grade daughter, Ruth, toward the looming structure known as Springfield Elementary.
"Are...are you sure, momma?" the tiny brunette asked, leaning against Rubi's leg as they neared the classroom.
"Of course, my dear!" Rubi's Middle Eastern accent lilted. She knealt down and wrapped Ruthie in a hug. "Now, you have a great day at school."
With a smile, Mrs.
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
7 - HeavenThe Shadowlands were a harsh place to grow up in, the eternal night that plagued the lands only tainting it further. Rogue vampires stalked the leafless woods, searching for easy prey whilst werewolves ran free. No one chose to live here; they were trapped whilst humans enjoyed the spoils of Iann, but just because it was an elaborate prison didn't mean that it was all bad.7 - Heaven4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After a long run in search for some food with some of the other pack members, the Alpha found himself tired as he stretched. His wolf form had faded back to his human, blood coating his naked skin but the werewolf didn't care for his nudity. He held an impressive frame, brown hair caught in ragged waves about his features matching the fierce creature that lurked behind his amber eyes. But although he was a killer, a hunter and one that had performed terrible deeds on others, as he pushed into his cave his expression only softened to one that could have calmed a frightened rabbit cornered by it's hunter.
El Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo IIEl Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo II2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Otra vez sin poder dormir, pero si con ánimos de escribir!! Así que seguiré con la segunda parte de mi fanfic lleno de acción, sangre y morby... SI MORBY!! Así que si no te gusta, LARGO! :3 , Si no sabes de qué se trata sigue leyendo...
Este fanfic es morby (Mordecai X Rigby) donde podrán leer escenas sucias y pervertidas (No exactamente en esta parte ) del oscuro genero llamado yaoi (Muajajaj), Dejo este mensaje acá para que no tengan que sacarle humo a su scroll intentando llegar a la descripción ;D
Ahora sin mas preámbulos...
El Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo II Perdidos en la niebla
-- Síganme chicos. Skips toma un trozo de metal que estaba cerca de las pesas en su taller y se lo amarra a su brazo como un escudo, sin soltar su pistola en la otra mano
-- Vamos a salir!!? Pregunta Rigby algo asustado...
-- Si, tenemos que llegar hasta la tienda donde compraste el video maldito, así que no sueltes el arma que te entregue... como tu corres en cuatro patas amárrate esto en
TS: The Way We Are Chp. 2 Homer's eyes bugged out as he looked at the woman before him standing in the doorway. He couldn't believe it...his best friend, whom he hadn't seen for so long, was right there with an exact expression on her face. It was like magic, seeing her face again...TS: The Way We Are Chp. 25 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Ruth!" Homer exclaimed tearfully as he opened his arms and hugged her. "Oh, God! It's so good to see you!"
Ruth laughed as she imbibed in his embrace. "I've missed you, Homer..." she patted his back.
Slowly breaking away, Homer took a good look at Ruth's transformation. Her figure was of many interesting curves despite wearing a loose sweater, her smile was just as heartwarming as the years before, her hair had become longer...
"Still wearing the bandana?" He managed the say, still gazing at her.
Ruth smiled. "Never took it off."
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Cambio de roles, parte 4Cambio de roles, parte 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
-¡YA ERA HORA QUE APARECIERAN, PAR DE HOLGAZANES, MEJOR SERA QUE ME DEN UNA BUENA EXPLICACIÓN O ESTARAN DESPEDIDOS!- grito Benson todo rojo y molesto
- ¿Qué paso yo que hice?- pregunto Mordecai asustado
-¡Benson! Ya te dije que esos no son Mordecai y Rigby que conocemos- dijo Skips
-Disculpen, es la costumbre
-Te pareces mucho al Benson que conocemos- le dije
Después de la confusión, Mordecai y Rigby comenzaron a comentar todos los acontecimientos que le habían ocurrido, nada fuera de lo común en sus vidas, todo se resumía a su vida diaria en la cafetería, cosa que dejo confundido a Skips y Benson, porque ellos decían que Eileen y yo éramos las que trabajábamos en la cafetería, no llegábamos a nada.
-Esto es muy confuso, parece como si se hubieran cambiado los roles, todo lo que me dicen Eileen y tu lo han hecho Mordecai y Rigby, y todo lo que me han contado de la cafetería en realidad te ocurre a ti y
Mordecai Y su familia.Mordecai Y su familia.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Mordecai y el día de traer las familias al parque
Era el día de traer la familia al parque, todos esperaban con ansias a sus familias, Rigby esperaba a Don su hermano, Papaleta a su padre Maellard, Benson a su hermana y padre, Skips estaba de vacaciones (Porque? no se XD)y Musculoso y Fantasmano, en la casa de su NO antes mencionada madre de Musculoso (MAS MENTIRA NO HAY XD). Pero algo estaba mal, ¿dónde estaría Mordecai?.
Si usted es muy sensible a lo triste, es mejor que no sigua leyendo, si no es así, !A LLORAR SE HA DICHO! :iconcryforeverplz: . También quiero decir que esto no es Morby, Mordaret, Mordeson, Rigleen y demás romances . Es, solo un Fan-fic triste y creería que corto, además me gustaría que critiquen ya que es mi primer Fan-fic :iconlaplz: Estoy ta emocionada . Espero que les guste .
Luego de que todas las familias llegaron a las casa en medio del parque, Rigby se dio cuenta muc
Youve Watched to Much FriendsYou know you've watched too much F.R.I.E.N.D.S when...Youve Watched to Much Friends7 years ago in Humor More Like This
1. You start saying Ohh Myy God!
2. You constantly give out funny sarcastic comments
3. You have/want a pet monkey
4.You get married at least 3 times
5. You start cleaning all the time
6. You want to be a massage therapist
7. You can quote any character on command
8. You can have someone quote a character, and you can name the character, and
episode it's from
9. You start a career as an actor
10. And are not a very good actor
11. You take Joey's advice on acting (That he gave his students when he taught an acting class)
12. You hit on every hot guy/girl in a coffeehouse
13. You and your friends hang out at a coffeehouse all the time
14. You start smoking and use humor as a defence mechanism
15. You get a pet chick and duck
16. You want to add a goose to your collection of poultry
17. If you pretend you use to be fat (or you actually were)
18. You pretend to not know what one of your friend's job is
19. You have a group of 6 friends
Regular Depression ch 1Regular Depression ch 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
There was a knock at the door at an apartment, where a depressed man lies. He was lying down in his bed, not moving an inch, but wasn't asleep though. It was raining outside. The Apartment was filled with silence. He could hear the rain tapping up against the window shield. It was also cold inside the apartment. The man shivered, also chattered his teeth. He tucked himself under the covers to prevent himself from getting cold, since he didn't even bother to turn on the thermostat.
Another knock was at the door, this time the male stood up in his bed and they got out of it. He stands up very slowly and started walking towards his door of the apartment, about to answer it. While he walked, he past a lot of things and some trash that was in the floor, kicking or dragging it across the floor with his feet, without a care. Some beer cans where on the floor too, also TV dinner boxes, some clothes, and some half used cigarettes. All was kicked,
The Simpsons: DeconstructionThe Simpsons: Deconstruction5 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
As is usual for an episode of The Simpsons, our story begins in Springfield.
Bart Simpson wrote on the chalkboard "I will do something meaningful instead of writing a fic that celebrates an immortal show." As soon as the bell rang, he went out on his skateboard.
He bounced atop a pile of leaves Groundskeeper Willie was raking on his way, revealing Barney Gumble to be buried beneath the leaves.
We cut to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where Homer once again leaves with a carbon rod under his shirt.
Lisa Simpson is yet again kicked out of music class by Mr. Largo for deviating from the song the class was supposed to play. As usual, she blissfully walked down the halls while still playing her saxophone.
Marge drives home with Maggie playing with a toy steering wheel. Both of them honk their horns, which wakes up Grampa, who was also in the car.
Eventually, the entire family made it home.
Everyone sat on the couch and sighed, as if they had been doing hard grueling work this past 27
The SpongeBob SquarePants Bootleg EpisodeThe SpongeBob SquarePants Bootleg Episode4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
The following is a recording of a suicide note audio tape:
It's just a cartoon, they said. It's just a 2D drawing moving on screen, it can't harm you. Boy, they were wrong.
You might be wondering what the hell I'm talking about. Well, let me tell you quickly, since I just want to get this over with.
It happen a few weeks ago with my friends; *****, ******, ******, and **** (These bleeps here are the name of the person's friends. He, himself, who wrote this, has his own name censored due to legal reasons, the only thing we can tell you is that there were four males and one female) We were on an urban exploration – well, not an official one. We were into those things called “Lost Episodes” which were allegedly episodes from popular children cartoons that were either never aired or completely banned. Take the example: 'The Ren & Stimpy Show' which ironically does hav
Future Meets the Past Chapt. 2---5 minutes later---Future Meets the Past Chapt. 24 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai and Rigby started to come to, their eyes cracking open. They saw Reggie and Madeline looking at them, concern in their faces.
"Thank God you're alright," Madeline said, a smile on her face.
Mordecai and Rigby just laid there, staring at the two kids. The slackers then began to scream, as they crawled away from their children.
"Who the h are you?" Mordecai asked frantically, as the two stood up.
Madeline sighed. "Didn't we just tell you? We are your KIDS from the FUTURE."
"What don't you get," Reggie said. "The 'kids' part or the 'future' part'?"
"Everything!" Mordecai and Rigby yelled in unison.
"Wait a sec," Mordecai said. "Did we adopt you?"
"Nope," Reggie replied. "We are your blood children."
"How is that possible?" Rigby asked. "We're both guys."
"Y'know, we always wondered that ourselves," Madeline said. "But I guess anything can happen to you guys. So Rigby, have fun birthing us."
Rigby had a shocked look on his face. "I'm...going to give...BIRTH?"
Tamario - Pre-parade Capitulo 15Tamario - Pre-parade Capitulo 151 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
-¡hoy nos toca!- grita Fredlyn con todas sus fuerzas mientras me toma de los hombros.
-¡Si! ¿No están emocionados? Al fin mostraremos al mundo algo que juntos hicimos… y debo admitir que el video quedo hermoso :3-
-si, creo que si… pero aun así, necesitare esto- Jame se cubre inmediatamente con el gorro de su chamarra. Ay, Jame… simplona no será…
Ya pasaron los días y ya es momento de la exposición de los videos. Jame ha estado completamente avergonzada de ello. Dice que salio horrible, que simplemente no le gusta como salio… pero, si le pudiera decir, debería admitir que si esta muy bien.
Bueno es que… ¿Cómo decirlo?... la voz de Jame es muy hermosa. Aun recuerdo cuando canto en la ventana… obviamente me descubrió y ya sabrán la que me puso, aun me duele la mejilla desde ese entonces .-. pero… no me arrepiento.
Como sea, tamb
Teen Titans: A New Hero AppearsChapter 1: Introduction of a New Hero: ZeroTeen Titans: A New Hero Appears3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Beast Boy finally realized the Terra he knew was long gone. He turned around and ran through the school doors. He began thinking of all the fun times he had with Terra. He even thought of the times when she was his enemy. Even the time when he told her she had no friends. He wish he could take it back, all of it. As he continued running towards the other Titans he notice a rocker looking boy staring at him with red sunglasses, a black shirt with a red cross design on it, and black baggy pants. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him. Beast Boy stopped and looked at him many thoughts came to his head. Was he a spy for slade or maybe a member of the recently stopped brotherhood of evil. Beast Boy began to glare but said nothing to him.
The boy then spoke. "I revived Terra" he said with a smirk. Beast Boys eyes widen and could not believe what he just heard. The boy then spoke agian,"If you wish to find out how i revived her or why she does not reme
A Link to the Heart Ch.1Two months, that's how long it had been since the Blot had been defeated and Mickey had gone back to the real world. It had also been two months since Oswald had been able to finally get rid of his hatred for the mouse. No longer was Mickey a thing of hatred for Oswald and Oswald could actually say the mouse's name without anger in his voice. Oswald could tell the world that Mickey Mouse was his little brother without envy for his fame and without hatred in his heart. Mickey had long since repaired the damages that he had inadvertently caused when he accidently created the Blot and Mickey had bought back Oswald's darling Ortensia back from being a petrified statue. Mickey had also helped out many of the citizens of the Wasteland with their own problems be they big or small.A Link to the Heart Ch.14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Mickey had helped make Horace Horsecollar's detective agency the best of the best in the Wasteland and Mickey had saved many of the Gremlins from being trapped forever in cages of glass and steel. Yes, Mickey had do
Growing Around - How I Spent My Summerway Vacation[Sally and Timmy are in the attic of their house, taking things out of boxes and tossing them all over the room, leading to quite the mess.]Growing Around - How I Spent My Summerway Vacation1 month ago in Comedy More Like This
Timmy: How about checkers?
Sally: UGH, that game is so boring... how about we play Snatchemon?
Timmy: But we've already snatched them all. How about we play with Nick Bricks?
Sally: [stares at him blankly] No, no, never, not in a million-bajillion years.
Timmy: Okay... sorry, I asked. How about... [Pulls out a strange toy robot that looks like it was made in the 80's] What's this?
Sally: I don't know. I don't remember buying it. It looks so old... and weird...
[Robert enters the attic]
Robert: Hey Sally, what's going to be for—hey, where you'd find that!?
Timmy: What is it?
Sally: It looks like junk...
Robert: It's most certainly not junk. It was from when I first meant Linda. I can't believe she's kept it all these years...
Sally: Why would anyone keep this old thing? I mean it doesn't light up. You can't do anything with it.
Almost Perfect.Fifteen. Outgoing. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Spotless, perfect, slightly tanned skin. Straight A student. Only barely reaching 100 pounds on an off day.Almost Perfect.4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I'm so fat, she'd say to herself every morning in the mirror. Size 2 waistline. It wasn't good enough. She could do much better. She needed perfect.
"Oh, Brielle," her friends would say at lunch, disappointment clear on their faces. "Not eating again today?" School food was dripping with unhealthy grease and calories. The question would echo in the back of her head. Eat? I don't need to eat, look at me! Now, she barely heard it anymore. They were used to it.
Everyone was used to it. Her friends would joke about how she could probably get blown over by a big enough gust of wind, how she was too skinny. She laughed; her friends were too funny. One kid even said something about starving herself. Starve myself? Ridiculous! Can't they see how big I am? It's called a diet.
Wartorn - Chapter 1"Have the bombs stopped dropping yet?" Kurt asked.Wartorn - Chapter 12 weeks ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I—I think so?" Melissa replied.
James stayed silent. They hadn't heard anything in a good two or three hours, but this wasn't the first time there was such a large gap in explosions in the previous days. He had almost given up the concept of hope. Every time they heard a silence, it would soon be broken. It lasted a little longer each and every time, but it was always bound to end. It felt like a metaphore for life at this point. He stared at the hovel he was forced to call home. Paper was peeling off of the walls in response to the constant vibrations of shrapnel and gunpowder. Any window that wasn't broken was filled with cracks, threatening to join its dead friends if so much as a single raindrop pattered atop of them. The broken glass was the only thing keeping the rotting smell of discarded cans from overwhelming the house.
Almost as if on que there was a distant shriek of thunder. At least, thunder to the untrained ear. Ja