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And so the story draws to a close!

If it seems like anything paradoxical happened during these Time Adventures, then trust me: you're wrong, it totally didn't
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look, I'm just not very good at complicated and devious trickery

like the time I tried to make a prank call, and you ended up losing all those toes

no, I am not "finally apologizing" for that

I'm just using it as an example
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look at it this way: you took a risk, and it didn't pay off

don't worry though, at least you learned a lesson for next ti- ohhh right, the execution

good luck with that
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what do you mean "there are no farts in heaven"?

this is not the paradise I was promised, I would like to go back please

p.s. there is now an Antics book available for purchase! To see more visit my website here: [link] or go straight to the store page at Indyplanet here: [link]
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it is either that, or they are intimidated by my juicy juicy buttocks

two juicy buttocks, each equally as juicy as the other
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if a bear's face is punched in the woods (by me), and nobody hears it

does it make me cool?
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reverse-flipping a table is a really good party trick; it will impress everyone!

it is especially useful if you have just ruined the party, by angrily flipping a table


p.s. the official website for my comics is [link]
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ew gross, now my skin is getting all shriveled up

I don't know whether it is because I've been in the water too long, or because the leeches have taken all of my blood

either way, I would like to get out now please
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I will help you to get through this, I am your friend.

There is no shame in your condition, and nothing to be embarrassed about.

That said, I don't want to be seen with you in public. I'm sure you understand.



p.s. the official website for my comics is [link]
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we've been over this before, Jeff. It's because you're awful

we still consider you our dear friend, but please do not come anywhere close to us (or contact us in any way)

I hope this clears up any confusion
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