Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
A Rush of Blood: Arc 1, Ch. 1A Rush of Blood: Arc 1, Ch. 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Yuuki stood at the front of the classroom with a sour look on her face. It wasn't that anyone had done anything wrong to her or had said anything rude, it was just her nature. Her amber eyes scanned the sea of faces dotted around the room, not pleased with any of them. They didn't look like a bad gorup, but being the new kid in Hinamizawa, Yuuki didn't want to take a chance.
"C'mon Mii-chan!" a schoolgirl's voice called out mockingly in the hallway "You're late! You too, Rena, Ke-chan! Park you bikes and come in!" followed by short and very loud laughter that anyone would recognize.
Yukki turned to the door just in time to see a brown-headed boy, green-haired twin girls, and a small blond girl come into the classroom. Yuuki snorted. "Baka, morons."
"It's not like all of you to be late," Chie-sensei said with a hand on her hip. "Is something wrong? Sonozaki Shion, Mion? Maebara Keiichi?"
"G-Gomen . . ." Shion, the youngest twin, said as the rest took their seats.
Mion, the oldest twin,
Winter of Destiny pt 2 We stood as we stared at each other for the longest moment. We were only a few inches away from each other. I had my gun still pointing at the ground where I shot that Level E. Her expression is all there. I started to move my feet a little more towards her way. She didn't even flinch or even tried to run. She stood there as if nothing else mattered. I could end her life here and now. I wanted too. But somehow I couldn't.Winter of Destiny pt 23 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I felt my arm being raised up from its position. Then the next thing I knew, the gun was in front of her, pointing at her. But still, she didn't move. I could just pull the trigger and end it. The person in front of me is no longer the person I once held dear too. She is long gone now. Even now, when I look at her, I keep on remembering of the Yuki I use to know and care for.
I turned my back towards her as I placed my gun back into my pocket. "I don't know why you're here, but you shouldn't be here, Yuki. Isn't he looking for
Winter of Destiny I can still see that look in his eyes, the look which has been with me the whole time when I left. His hatred for me is beginning to grow from the inside. And when the time comes, will he be able to release all of that hatred? When he finds me? I do not wish to think that, but lately, that is all I've been thinking about is when he will find me and if he finds me. I don't want to end our path like this. I don't want to see anymore blood being spilled by the people whom I've cared about.Winter of Destiny3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I have been secretly been hidden away from the rest of the vampire world. Kaname thinks that I'm not ready to be seen in public. I've been inside of the room of where I grew up in. The room where there is no windows for no sunlight to shine through. I know its the winter season. Cause of when ever Kaname comes home, I would see faintly snow flakes on him before he brushes them off of his coat.
The white snow of which reminds me of red blood. It has been ten long
Winter of Destiny pt 3 Those times that we had together back then; its coming back towards my memory. I don't want to remember them, it will hurt only more. I can remember, those times when I would offer my blood to him in order to keep the beast within him contain. The times when we shared and were next to each other. It hurts so much just by thinking about it. Even now, I know more then to think about any of that. It would only make me suffer more.Winter of Destiny pt 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He is different now. His eyes has changed through the year. I can tell just by the way he was acting around us. And yet, why am I holding onto the past? He has moved on but I have not. Even though we are in two different worlds now, I still...remember everything that has happened before I became a beast in human form. I must stop thinking about it before its too late. But I can't.
Even in my dreams, I would see him as if everything was back to normal. And yet, I know that things will never go back the way they use to be. I am
Paper Plane -English Translation-Paper Plane -English Translation-3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
In some time, at some place
In the immiscible world
What mixed our hapless worlds was
One paper plane
I slipped out of the hospital every day
Seeing you at where my dad works
Meant the world to me
Reading your letters warmed
The cockles of my heart
It made me blush. Is this what people call "love"...?
But dad said furiously
I must not see you...?
I don't understand why
Your existence is meaningful enough
For me to live
Locked in this room where the sun can't enter
I could see my future glittering
The number of tubes is increasing every day
It's hard for me to hear sounds
I can't walk like how I used to
If I acn't get out of here alive
I got to see you just one more time
Because I didn't want you to worry about me
Saying "goodbye" to you
In the last paper plane with love
I shouldn't let you see my tears...
"I'll be waiting for you
'Till you come back
I'll keep and treasure the letters
That I can see you again, right?"
A few months had passed since then
world is mine mikuworld is mine lyric in english and romajiworld is mine miku5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
sekai de ichiban o hime sama
the number one princess in the world
souiu atsukai kokoro e te yo ne?
you should know by now how to treat me o.k?
itsumo to chigau kamigata ni kigatsuku koto
notice my hair style that's different from usual
chanto kutsu made miru koto ii ne?
be sure to look down to my shoes, got it?
watashi no hitokoto ni wa mittsu no kotoba de henji suru koto
for every word i speak i want three words in reply
wakattara migite ga o rusu na no o nanto kashi te!
if you understand, my right hand feels empty so do something!
betsuni wagamama nante itte nain dakara
not really saying anything that selfish
kimi ni kokoro kara omotte hoshii no kawaii tte
i just want you to think from your heart..... that i'm cute
sekai de ichiban o hime sama
the number one princess in the world
ki ga tsui te nee nee
remember that hey hey
mataseru nante rongai yo
Keeping me waiting is
Welcome to the Family Pt 3Welcome to the Family Pt 33 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Michelle smiled a little. "Sure! I'll be right back." When she opened the door Icky darted into the room. "Oh my god!" Michelle screamed. "That dog scared the hell out of me!" She began to laugh as she left the room. "Your such a crazy dog!" i laughed a little as i picked him up.
I set Icky down on the bed and layed down next to him. He started to jump around a little and frantically began to lick my face. I laughed as i gently pushed him off me. "Not now Icky!" Annoyed, he jumped off the bed, and ran out the half way closed door.
Begining to get a little agrivated, i rolled out of bed, grabbed my phone, and headed out to the pool. I walked out onto cool concrete patio and breathed in the nice, fresh air. I headed over to the pool, and dipped my feet into the clear water. It was the perfect temperature. Everything out here was soo peaceful. The only thing i could hear was the soft chirp of a bird in a nearby tree. As i
Not Worth Your LoveNot Worth Your Love2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I feel I'm not enough.
I'm not worth your love.
Filled with sorrow.
Not a chance,
To be with you.
We would be great together.
I know you wont
The way I want you.
But to be friends
with you is enough.
This secret affect,
You have on me,
Sets by heart on fire.
I burn with hope
At very Smile.
But in my Heart
I know I'm,
Not what you want.
''Give me back''''Give me back''3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Give me back what I deserve.
Before I recieved pain and sorrow from the palms of your hands.
Before people forgot me, and saw me as a nuisance.
Give me my happiness back.
Give me my real self before it shatters into nothingness
Tale of the maiden and DemonTale of the maiden and Demon4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Once upon a time,
In the old world,
There lived a young demon boy.
Like most demons he was shunned by the villagers of his country and was not allowed to enter the village.
The demon found many ways into the village,
And stole what little food he could get his hands on,
And watched distantly the festivals that where being held in the village.
One day, the demon managed to get into the village whilst the festivals where being held,
When he suddenly spied a violet haired young woman.
This woman was not as much of a lady yet, but more of a young maiden, just coming to the age of a woman.
The maiden held an old tambourine in one hand,
She wore a sleeveless gypsies dress,
Her ankles and wrists were decorated with gold bracelets,
Herself was dancing.
The demon, immediately stricken by the dancing maiden stared on in bewilderment.
Never in his life had he seen such dancing, and watched the maiden until she had finished.
The demon left the moment she stopped and went
Pocky -Roxas Drabble-Pocky -Roxas Drabble-3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"come on! It's really hot and icream sounds really good right now! "
"Roxi~" ___ started "Why won't you let me have one bite?"
"I'm sorry ___, but Xenmas is out of town and this is the last sea salt i can buy this week.I'd be glad to share any other time, but i have to conserve my ice cream~"
"B-But... even if i run low on pocky i share with you..." ___ whimpered.
"have you ever played the pocky game?" ____ asked.
"Pocky game? What's that?"
"here, let me show you. First, you do this," she said, putting the end of the stick in Roxas' mouth. "then I bite the other end until i reach you.I have to munch on it without breaking it. If it breaks whileI'm eating it, you win, but if I make it, I win~"
"I see " he responded with the stick between his teeth. "now what?"
"close your lips around the stick"
He did as he was told as she began to eat the pocky. She had never done this before, so she was hoping this would work for her. It soundedthe wayOlette explained it. ___
A haikuThe Office is lame.A haiku3 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
They have got rid of Michael.
He was my favorite.
Evane's Journal Entry 2-4A familiar sent surrounded Alistair. It was rose, mud, metal, and blood. He recognized it as Evane before he even knew where he was. He smiled without opening his eyes knowing she would be watching him, waiting for him to wake. She sat like that every morning. Patient, even though she gets up hours before him. When he didn't hear her voice after a moment he slowly opened his eyes. She wasn't there. He was distressed at first, looking around franticly. Then he remembered he was in the Arl's estate. The battle was yesterday. Evane Evane didn't make it. He laid back in defeat his strength and will gone. Just as it had been when Leliana had told him that Riordan had failed and Evane wasn't coming back. He had collapsed on the field right there and refused to leave until she came back and told him she was just running behind or that she was getting back at him for his stupid jokes. She didn't come back Zevran knocked him out from afar and Apollo carried him into his roEvane's Journal Entry 2-43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Love You So Much, MommyLove You So Much, Mommy3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Spend all your time waiting for that second chance
For the break that will make it ok
There's always some reason to feel not good enough
And it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction oh beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins
They may be empty and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight
In the arms of an Angel fly away from here
From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie
You're in the arms of an Angel; may you find some comfort here
So tired of the straight line, and everywhere you turn
There's vultures and thieves at your back
The storm keeps on twisting, you keep on building the lies
That you make up for all that you lack
It don't make no difference, escaping one last time
It's easier to believe
In this sweet madness, oh this glorious sadness
That brings me to my knees
In the arms of an Angel far away from here
From this dark, cold hotel room, and the endlessness that you fea
FearlessFearless2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Once again, Arthur, being the romantic boyfriend he was, had called you out of the blue earlier today, saying only,
"I'll be at your doorstep tonight, princess."
Once you were done hyperventilating over that phone call, questions started filling up in your mind. You hadn't the slightest idea where he was going to take you, but who didn't like a little mystery sometimes? Still, you wondered. So you called the only person who could help you out in a time like this- your best friend.
You dialed her number and explained about Arthur's mysterious date.
"You lucky girl! What did he say exactly?" your best friend inquired happily.
So you relayed his short message to her.
"Somebody's going to be a princess tonight..." she replied, and you could practically see her wiggling her eyebrows and smiling. "So dress like one. Have fun!"
And then she hung up. You sighed at your best friend's loopyness, twirling the cord of the phone in your fingers, but you couldn't help but tremble a bit from the exci
The FSM's PrayerThe Flying Spaghetti Monster's PrayerThe FSM's Prayer8 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Our father, who art in heaven, noodly be thy appendage.
Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in the microwave in just 2 minutes.
Give us this day our daily pasta.
And forgive us our piracy, as we forgive those who pirate against us.
And lead us not into gnocchi, but deliver us from Cthulhu.
For thine is the kingdom, and the beer volcanoes, and the stripper factory, for ever and ever. Ramen.
Bisexual Poem. I am Bisexual yes it is true.Bisexual Poem.5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I am Bisexual, How about you?
I am Bisexual, I was once Confused.
I am Bisexual, and I am amused.
I am Bisexual, I am not gay and I am not str
Germany x Criminal!Reader x Prussia .:Part 3:.Germany x Criminal!Reader x Prussia .:Part 3:.2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"No! No! Go away! Don't touch me! STOP IT NO!"
You woke up from your dream with a small scream, panting as you shot upward. It was your first night at your new 'home', the Beilshmidt residence. Your first day at work was a disaster from the start. Luckily they had let you go to bed early.
With a shaky sigh you lay back down on your bed and closed your eyes, hoping the rest of the night you wouldn't be disturbed with any bad dreams.
"_____!" Germany and Prussia burst into the guest room, each holding a revolver in their hand. They stared at you wide eyed and you were glad you weren't wearing any revealing pajamas.
"I'm fine! Just a bad dream!" You groaned. So much for a good night's sleep.
"But... You screamed?" Germany breathed.
"Thanks for waking me up for nothing, West. A man as awesome as me NEEDS his beauty sleep." Prussia growled and rubbed his eyes before walking back to his room.
"Yeah. I just told you, it was only a bad dream." You muttered, pulling the sheet up to your
Are You Gay, Bi or Straight?Are You Gay, Bi or Straight?4 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
DETERMINING SEXUAL IDENTITY
For many people, there is no question at all about what their Sexual Orientation and Identity are, starting at a very young age. But for many others, it can be very confusing and traumatic. ALL of us are a blend of Straight and Gay. People who are almost completely Straight or Gay usually know how they are different from very young ages. Everyone else will have some someone degree of Confusion and Questioning. Many young people have a small amount of latent homosexuality, enough to confuse them, but not enough to be a Bisexual. Others can be confused by having a friend they love dearly. Some young people are late bloomers, becoming sexually aware later than most others. For others, there is also confusion about Gender. For others, they may not have sexual feelings at all.
Some people may not become aware of their homosexual nature, or may not recognize, realize, or acknowledge their homo
Family RootsFamily Roots3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight Sparkle was up late studying, again. After Winter Wrap Up had wrapped up, there was more time for everything. A pony could only prepare so much for the oncoming season, and much of the work had started to fall to the weather team. It seemed like everypony was spending most of their time just enjoying being able to leave their homes freely. Since the school was covering her room and board, there wasn't much for her to do but help out when someone asked. Not that she ever complained about a chance to read.
A knock came from the library door. Twilight blinked and floated her quill back to the desk before turning and glancing out the window to see Applejack peering right back.
Ponygeist: a Halloween TalePonygeist: a Halloween Tale3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The cupcake (with extra sprinkles) was absolutely delighted.
The party was in full swing and the town hall was full of revellers. Better still, it was a costume party, which she felt were the best kind. Pinkie (the cupcake (with extra sprinkles)) watched the ponies dancing and playing and eating snacks, each one dressed up as something scary or just plain silly. Pinkie's costume definitely fell into the latter category unless you were somehow afraid of cupcakes, but she didn't see how that was possible.
The "baked bads" incident might count towards that, but that was a one-time event and about a week later everypony trusted her baking enough to eat it again. Anyway, that technically hadn't been entirely her fault. She'd taken Applejack as an assistant, who - while an excellent baker in her own right - was half-deaf and bordering on insanity from sleep deprivation at the time. Not that she blamed poor Applejack or anything - in her addle
Three-Way Love Prologue Avenged Sevenfold had been playing songs during the concert when Brian notices this innocent lady being abused in the crowd. They finish the song and Brian told Matt what was going on. Matt and Val jumped off the stage with security guards. What happens later is Matt, Val, and Kaden get married and have a young, healthy boy named Braxton.Three-Way Love Prologue3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This