The Office_The Invention Act 3The Office_The Invention Act 36 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Back in the office, Pam arrives at reception as everyone else files in. Jim comes up to her and hands her something.
PAM: Whats this?
JIM (with restrained excitement): This is the prototype for your modified chopsticks.
PAM (looks at them and laughs): Oh no
Cut to talking head of Jim
JIM: I just grabbed some stuff from the restaurant as we were leaving, and, uh, put these together (he holds up chopsticks that have toothpicks taped the ends). Id probably say it took about 2 minutes to conceive and execute that plan which alone is more than Michael and Dwight have jointly accomplished all day (looks thoughtfully at the camera).
Cut back to Jim and Pam
PAM: Oh, this is too much
JIM (smiles): No, no its not.
Jim walks over to Michaels office and Pam watche
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS