Cerinian BeautyCerinian Beauty5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sonic Autocorrects #49Silver: Hey, Sonic! What's up?Sonic Autocorrects #491 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: nm, just eating a blow job.
Sonic: Blow poo*
Sonic: BLOW POP!!!!
Sonic: you know, those suckers with the cum in the middle?
Sonic Autocorrects #10Blaze: Hi Silver. How are you?Sonic Autocorrects #101 year ago in Humor More Like This
Silver: hi Blaze! I'm great. Hbu?
Blaze: I'm well. Thank you. So what have you been up to?
Silver: oh nothing much. Just learning to masturbate my skills!
Silver: OH GOD NOOOO!!
Silver: MASTER! I meant MASTER my skills!
Silver: I sweat it wasn't what I meant!
Silver: duck this phone!!
Silver: I quit!!
LinkxMidna: Lost love, Chp: 1LinkxMidna: Lost love, Chp: 16 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The waters of Lake Hylia were always calm and undisturbed since the evil kings defeat. One evening though, the beautiful moon glistening water seemed to have a troubling feeling about it. Upstream in Zoras Domain, the water dwellers were sensing the deep thinking flowing in the current as the now King Ralis sat atop his throne at the top the waterfall.
He had his eyes gently closed, almost in a trance-like state of mind. He had his feet submerged in the mystic waters, atempting to find out exactley what was making the flow uneasy. The young ruler envisioned a young man clad in green. His mind sight wasn't as clear as it could have been, but anyone who knew the boy he had seen didn't need a clear picture to identify him. 'Link?' He thought to himself.
"Heeeyyy!!", The royal recognized the Deliverers shout immedi
Sonic x Sally fanficIn the park somewhere, Sonic is speaking with Princess Sally. "So, Sally, where do you want to go for our date today?"Sonic x Sally fanfic6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Well, Sonic...I was thinking, since your living room's being fixed, is there somewhere we can go to talk privately?" Sally asked.
"Sure thing, Sal." Sonic nodded.
"Sure, you guys can stay a while." Tails said to Sonic and Sally, "I'll be in the workshop in you need anything."
"Thanks, little bro." Sonic grinned.
Sally just sighed.
Later, Sonic and Sally are resting in Tails' hot tub to relax, but Sally was still sad. Sonic just lay back and sighed.
"This hot tub's really warm, ain't it, Sally?"
Sonic waited for an answer.
Sonic saw Sally with her eyes closed and frowned, concerned.
"Yo Sally, are you okay?"
Sally's bright blue eyes glittered in worry, "Well... you know that fight with Robotnik coming up soon?"
"Yeah, what about it?" Sonic shrugged.
"Well, it's just..." Sally then cried, "I don't want you to die! Please, Sonic! Don't go! I wouldn't know
Sonic Autocorrects #3Amy: Hey, Sonic! <3333Sonic Autocorrects #31 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: hey amy.
Amy: could you come over and help me? I was fighting off a robot at my house and one of my hammers got stuck in my coochie.
Amy: OOOOMMMMGGGGG!! NOOOOO!!
Amy: DAMN AUTOCORRECT
Amy: I MEANT CHIMNEY!!
Amy: How the heck does autocorrect get coochie from chimney!!?
Sonic: errr, yeah. I'm gonna pass. See ya.
Amy: You there?
Sonic Autocorrects #12Amy: Come on Sonic. Deep down in your fart, you know you love me.Sonic Autocorrects #121 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: I'm crying!! XDDD
Amy: Why does my phone hate me!? DX
Sonic: Maybe it's trying to tell you something!
Amy: Like what?
Sonic: oh nothing. Nothing at all.
Bernie's newsBernie's news...Bernie's news7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
One day Sonic was playing with Knuckles and Shadow. Mephillis came out and saw them playing. 'Hey! Hedgehog!' he called. Sonic and Shadow stood up. 'What do you want, Mephillis?' said Shadow, angrily. 'Just wanted to say something to Sonic...' Mephillis said, while pushing Shadow onto the ground. Shadow ran away, bursting into tears. 'Now look what you've done!!' said Sonic, angry. 'Shut it, hedgehog...' said Mephillis. Sonic started crying a bit. 'You little cry baby... You're so ugly...' said Mephillis. Sonic ran away, bursting into tears, even more than Shadow did! Knuckles knocked Mephillis onto the floor then ran after Shadow. Sonic ran into the house.
Bernie was in the kitchen making Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles' milk. Just then Sonic burst in through the door, sobbing loudly. 'Sonic? Whats wrong?' said Bernie, as she bent down to her son. 'Mephillis called me ugly, a cry baby and he said shut it to me...' sobbed Sonic. Bernie wiped her son's tears with her hands.
Sonic Autocorrects #18Blaze: Hey Sonic. I heard you were sick. How are you feeling?Sonic Autocorrects #181 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: miserable. I've got the stiffies.
Sonic: Dammit! Sniffles!
Blaze: hahahaha xD nice autocorrect!
Sonic: hahahaha xD
Sonic Loves Every Part of SallyPrincess Sally Acorn walked into her bedroom one evening with her arm wrapped around that of Sonic the Hedgehog. The two of them had recently been out on a date and had decided to end the night with a little private time together, and the princess couldn’t think of a better place than her bedroom.Sonic Loves Every Part of Sally2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After shutting the door behind her, Sally turned her eyes to Sonic and said,
“What do you say we make ourselves comfortable?”
With that, Sonic kicked off his shoes while Sally slipped out of her boots and hung up her vest. She then held her arms out, allow Sonic to wrap his around Sally and kiss her. As they hugged and kissed, the two of them collapsed on top of Sally’s bed. Eventually the two broke their kiss and took a moment to look into each other’s eyes. Sally was lying down on the bed with her head against her pillow, and Sonic was positioned over her. He took up one hand and began to stroke her head.
Sonic Autocorrects #38Amy: Heyy Sonic! Watcha doing?Sonic Autocorrects #381 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: eating some chili tits.
Amy: whose tits!?
Amy: I wanna know!!
Sonic: Geez Amy I meant chili dogs!!
Amy: oh thank God!
Sonic: that's nothing! I've had autocorrect change it to chili dicks before!
Amy! Hahahahahahahahahahaha xDD
Sonic Autocorrects #13Sonic: So it was you who pointed me to the wrong erection?Sonic Autocorrects #131 year ago in Humor More Like This
Rouge: Hahahahahahaha xDD
Rouge: and to answer your question, yes. I did. I changed the sign to point the opposite gay.
Rouge: way** wtf phone!?
Sonic: Hahahahahahahaha xD It got us both!!
Rouge: I'm in bed dying of laughter!! XDD
Sonic: I know! I'm crying!! X'DD
THE Zombie Survival Guide*This part is for newbies. Skip down to the dashes if you already know this stuff.*THE Zombie Survival Guide4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Okay, so first of all, a zombie is a reanimated corpse that lurches around looking for human flesh. Different breeds may be reasoned with, or even "cured" back to the original personality. However, the most typical zombies:
-Are incoherent. They will not be reasoned with or threatened.
-They don't sleep.
-They seem to like brains, but most will settle for a nice hunk of your flesh.
-The come in different speeds, from crawling to shambling to running. Most are shambling along at a slow slow walk.
-They do not drown or asphyxiate.
-Some will burn easily while others will not burn at all.
-Most zombies will "die" from severe damage to the head.
-It is said they are attracted by sound, but this varies.
-VERY IMPORTANT: The most dangerous thing about zombies is that if they bite you and you die before your brain is destroyed, you will come back to life as ANOTHER ZOMBIE. That's how they spread their numbers
Krystal's diaryI do not own any of these characters so if I use any characters that are owned by me I will list them here. Krystal and Fox McCloud are copyrighted by Nintendo.Krystal's diary10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(A/N This is my first work of fiction and this is something you don't usualy see on FF.net as this is written entirely from Krystal's point of view in her diary after the events of SFA)
March, 15 2870
I've decided to keep a diary of all my travels and doings again as my last one was lost many years ago when Cerinia was destroyed. *sigh* I really do miss my home but I miss my parents most I wish I could of done something to save them but there was nothing I could do except watch in horror from the ship they put me in as their attacker closed in for the kill. Part of me hopes that they are out there somewhere still alive. Though I really should get my mind off of that subject as that was long ago as right now I should
Starfox ParodyStarfox ParodyStarfox Parody10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(High above the atmosphere of Corneria is the Great Fox. Aboard the Dreadnaught in the leisure room, it's tea time. Krystal is content sipping at her english tea while nibbling away at english tea cookies. Then Fox dashes in, an excited look on his face.)
Krystal: (puts her tea down.) Ah, Fox. Glad to see you. Care to have some tea with me?
Fox: Krystal, check it out! I can fit a rocket launcher...in my PANTS!
Krystal: (Looks at him funny.) Or are you just happy to see me?
Fox: No, really! Look! (Takes out a rocket launcher straight from his pants.)
Krystal: Ohhhhh! (Claps her hands.) What else do you have hidden under there?
(Falco comes in.)
Falco: Did somebody say a rocket launcher? Cause it's mine!
(Fox and Krystal stare at Falco)
Fox: Falco, I thought you were preparing the fireburst pod...er, I mean, "special cake" for Peppy's retirement party.
Falco: (Scratches his head.) Mmm, well yeah. But Slippy started sucking on the helium balloons and I coul
Shadura- Young Love StartsShadow: Come on, you can tell me. *puts his arm around Shakura*Shadura- Young Love Starts7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Shakura: *blushes even more* I... uh. I can't...
Shadow: Why not?
Shakura: *looks into his eyes* Because... *gets distracted* You have beautiful eyes.
Shadow: Is that why you blushed? Because I've got beautiful eyes?
Shakura: Uh no. I... uh. You see-- *Shadow kisses her cheek* *blushes and faints*
Shadow: Shakura, Shakura, wake up *kneels down next to her, tries to wake her up*
Shakura: *wakes up and sees Shadow on top of her and starts blushing* Sh-Shadow? What are you..?
Shadow: You fainted. Are you alright?
Shadow: *blushes* Because you passed out and I wanted to wake you up again
Shakura: *looks up at him and blushes* Aren't you gonna get up?
Shadow: *looks to her and blushes* Sorry *stands up again*
Shakura: Uh... it's ok. *accidentally walks onto an air fan and her skirt blows up*
Shadow: O_o; *looks away*
Shakura: Uh... sorry. *pulls it down and blushes* Shadow? I have something to say.
Shadow: Sure, what
BTT x Reader .:Club Beats:. One-ShotBTT x Reader .:Club Beats:. One-Shot4 years ago in Romance More Like This
The hardcore sound of a deep bass shook your ears as you sat down at the bar in your favorite club. You and your best friend decided to have some fun tonight after the two of you had been studying all week for your college exams.
You giggled and chatted, feeling really happy and surprisingly relaxed. You were wearing your favorite outfit - a jean miniskirt and a dark purple one-shouldered top. It seemed like the night couldn't get any better.
Your best friend stopped talking and laughed a bit just as you noticed three shadows fall over you. You swung your chair around and looked up at the three men looking down at you in a row.
One hot albino, one cute brunette, one handsome blonde.
The night just got better.
"Kesesesese~ Look guys! We found a hot one!" The albino laughed loudly.
You giggled a little. They looked like total dorks in their matching sparkly suits, but it fit somehow.
"Quite adorable, no?" The brunette smiled.
"Very pretty indeed. Ohonhonhon~" The blonde scared you a bit,
A Painful MemoryThat memory...A Painful Memory6 years ago in Emotional More Like This
it still haunts me now.
I don't know exactly how it happened...
But I know that something must of caused it...
I felt a part of me break like a shattered mirror.
Everytime I look in that shattered mirror, I see that person...
standing right beside me.
Why did this have to happen?
I wish I could just erase everything
and start anew but...
How can I?