DW: Thunderstorm It was a gloomy morning. The dark belly of the sky was heavy with moisture. It spewed out rain in bitter waves, soaking everything in its foul temper. Water poured off of the rooftops and crashed into deep puddles below. Thin yellow grass bent underneath the opposing storm, trembling slightly in the downpour. The sidewalk was caked in fog, unable to escape the seeping coldness of the rain. Even the trees stooped to avoid enraged cracks of lightning that streaked across the sky, and easily snapped and scorched whatever stood against it. The streetlights remained an eerie warmth in the otherwise despairing scene. A few soaked moths clung hopelessly to the lamps, and would occasionally give up and drop into the flood below.DW: Thunderstorm3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A group of children in brightly colored raincoats congregated around a gray bus stop sign. They chattered and laughed and howled like chimps. They were completely oblivious to the fierce downpour, save f
Sally Fart on Sonic Request(At her home, Sally picks up the phone and makes a phone call)Sally Fart on Sonic Request5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sally: Hey Sonic are you there?
Sonic: Yeah. Whats up Sally?
Sally: I'm a little lonely, can you come over right quick?
Sonic: Sure I'll be right there in 5 mins.
Sally: Ok. (Hangs up) 5 minutes? Thats a little slow for him!
(Suddenly there is knock on the door)
Sally: (Opens the door) Sonic!
Sonic: Got ya!
Sally: You joker! Come on in.
Sonic: So what do you want to do? Whatch movies, play games-
Sally: Actually I do want to play a game. Its called Surprise! But first place your head on the couch and close your eyes.
Sonic: Sure Sweety!
(Sonic places his head on the couch and closes eye, then Sally places big butt on his head)
Sally: Suprise! (Sally suddenly lets out 4 loud, gassy farts)
Sonic: Hey whats the big idea! I didn't sign up for this.
Sally: (Continues farting) Ah cheer up Sonic the hunk! I know your upset, but you'll love the game soon.
(Sally keeps farting and Sonic starts to enjoy being under Sally's butt and b
My First FanficMy First Fanfic5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
My First Fanfic
by John Su
Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
At the top of the staircase he stood up and shouted at the top of the staircase "Sephiroth!" The man with long hair turned slowly and with a flash of his sword removed Sonic's nipples from his body.
"OUCH that hurts!1" cried Sonic, hurting. "Looks like I will need the power of the CHAOS CRYSTAL for this opponent!" and he raised up a handful of glowing gems.
The light from the jewels summoned all the legendary pokemon in the world together and they fused together into a Pyschic Ghost Dragon Pokemon. "LEAVE THIS TO ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" it said in the voice a thousand monsters, and shot a giant Hadouken at Sephiroth.
Sephiroth bounced it back with a spin of his blade, and it hit the Psy-Gho-Dra-Mon in the face, crashing him to the floor and half-crushing
Sonic Autocorrects #49Silver: Hey, Sonic! What's up?Sonic Autocorrects #499 months ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: nm, just eating a blow job.
Sonic: Blow poo*
Sonic: BLOW POP!!!!
Sonic: you know, those suckers with the cum in the middle?
It was Sonic's Fault?This is an analysis of why Sally had every write to slap Sonic.It was Sonic's Fault?1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
I'm not going to get into the the various reasons why Sally's freak out was actually an in-character response as :iconvorahk295: has already explained this very well with his commentary on how her nerves were beyond frayed.
No I'm going into why Sonic was not only wrong but was an idiot not to except the offer and that his decision to refuse was utterly pointless.
As you know, at the time of the dreaded Issue #134 Sonic and just returned from space, got injured in a fight with an 80s reject robo-woman, and now has his arm in a sling, I'm not going to say which arm because even Archie didn't know!
Anyways, the Issue opens up with Sonic getting his injured arm wrapped up in a sling by Dr. Quack who is missing an eye after stepping on a landmine...I'll just give you a second to process that.......OKAY! He exits the ER and a party to finally welcome our blue hero back begins, everything his going hunky-dory until Sally's dad,
Sonic Autocorrects #1Sonic: Heyyy buddy!Sonic Autocorrects #111 months ago in Humor More Like This
Tails: hey sonic. What's up?
Sonic: I'm hungry. Can you get me some chili dicks?
Sonic: OMG! NOOO!
Sonic: Chili dogs!! Chili dogs! I swear I meant chili dogs!!
Tails: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD
Tails: That's going on DYAC! XD
Sonic: I figured as much.
Sonic Autocorrects #10Blaze: Hi Silver. How are you?Sonic Autocorrects #1011 months ago in Humor More Like This
Silver: hi Blaze! I'm great. Hbu?
Blaze: I'm well. Thank you. So what have you been up to?
Silver: oh nothing much. Just learning to masturbate my skills!
Silver: OH GOD NOOOO!!
Silver: MASTER! I meant MASTER my skills!
Silver: I sweat it wasn't what I meant!
Silver: duck this phone!!
Silver: I quit!!
RomanoxReader: Like An AngelRomanoxReader: Like An Angel3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Romano awoke suddenly, hearing what sounded like beautiful little droplets of water hitting against the heavens.
Looking around, you noticed he was a probably child once more. Everything seemed so much taller suddenly, the trees in the random forest he was in towering over him. Seeking for any source to show his own reflection, he ran through the forest for a puddle or a lake or something.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
The noise became louder coming from the direction to which he was headed. He ran until he tripped over something-a rock or a root-into a clearing. Compared to the surrounding areas which were black as night, there was something floating over a small pond of water.
He stood up, dusting off his maid's outfit and approached the lake, only to see the thing causing the light was a young girl in an extreamly long white dress, whereas the front was short and the back was long. The bottom of the back was touching the water a bit.
Shadura- GUN Attacks Part 3"Scarlet. Why does that name sound so familiar?!" Shadow thinks to himself. "Shadow, you will obey me!!" the commander said. Suddenly The commander shot an electricity gun at Shadow causing him to drop down to his hands and knees. He starts to scream in pain. "SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!" Shakura screams while she holds the rest of her children in her arms. The kids start to cry and they all grab onto their mother. "Shadow, kill them all!!" the commander says as he leaves the room. Just then Shadow's eyes turn dark red. He walks over to Sonic and rams him into the wall. Shakura looks up at Shadow with tears in her eyes. "Shadow! Please control yourself! We're your family!!" Shakura makes a "Puss in Boots" face and screams with tears.Shadura- GUN Attacks Part 36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sonic Autocorrects #3Amy: Hey, Sonic! <3333Sonic Autocorrects #311 months ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: hey amy.
Amy: could you come over and help me? I was fighting off a robot at my house and one of my hammers got stuck in my coochie.
Amy: OOOOMMMMGGGGG!! NOOOOO!!
Amy: DAMN AUTOCORRECT
Amy: I MEANT CHIMNEY!!
Amy: How the heck does autocorrect get coochie from chimney!!?
Sonic: errr, yeah. I'm gonna pass. See ya.
Amy: You there?
Sonic Autocorrects #18Blaze: Hey Sonic. I heard you were sick. How are you feeling?Sonic Autocorrects #1811 months ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: miserable. I've got the stiffies.
Sonic: Dammit! Sniffles!
Blaze: hahahaha xD nice autocorrect!
Sonic: hahahaha xD
Sonic Autocorrects #38Amy: Heyy Sonic! Watcha doing?Sonic Autocorrects #3811 months ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: eating some chili tits.
Amy: whose tits!?
Amy: I wanna know!!
Sonic: Geez Amy I meant chili dogs!!
Amy: oh thank God!
Sonic: that's nothing! I've had autocorrect change it to chili dicks before!
Amy! Hahahahahahahahahahaha xDD
Trapped In TimeTrapped In Time</b>Trapped In Time10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I'm still not fully sure of how it happened or what is happening to me, but it's all I feel: darkness of a never-ending void that consistently reaches out for me like a deadly swarm. Faint hazes mix in with the overall shade of blue that encompasses my consciousness, sending mixed messages of fear, nausea and unrelenting confusion through my body. My senses seem to fail over and over again, and still it seems as of my life is hanging by a thread…
Like a hail of hammers and anvils, the rain seemingly-forever clatters down hard all around with such unrelenting fervor that it made me feel both energized and drained to listen to it. It doesn't soak or even touch me, though; my form has been somehow sealed in this tiny prison…this ethereal crystalline structure holding me mostly frozen at the very top of this gigantic, monolithic palace known only to me as…Krazoa Palace. My memory feels, too, as if it was being terribly drained by my captivity.
Dear Sir[Lights up on CLAUDE. He's holding a letter, standing.]Dear Sir5 years ago in Drama More Like This
We regret to inform you
That your (that place with cream walls and dog hair where warm nights are cracked by
ceilings let you sink into plaid cushions and listen
THE Zombie Survival Guide*This part is for newbies. Skip down to the dashes if you already know this stuff.*THE Zombie Survival Guide4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Okay, so first of all, a zombie is a reanimated corpse that lurches around looking for human flesh. Different breeds may be reasoned with, or even "cured" back to the original personality. However, the most typical zombies:
-Are incoherent. They will not be reasoned with or threatened.
-They don't sleep.
-They seem to like brains, but most will settle for a nice hunk of your flesh.
-The come in different speeds, from crawling to shambling to running. Most are shambling along at a slow slow walk.
-They do not drown or asphyxiate.
-Some will burn easily while others will not burn at all.
-Most zombies will "die" from severe damage to the head.
-It is said they are attracted by sound, but this varies.
-VERY IMPORTANT: The most dangerous thing about zombies is that if they bite you and you die before your brain is destroyed, you will come back to life as ANOTHER ZOMBIE. That's how they spread their numbers
Krystal's diaryI do not own any of these characters so if I use any characters that are owned by me I will list them here. Krystal and Fox McCloud are copyrighted by Nintendo.Krystal's diary10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(A/N This is my first work of fiction and this is something you don't usualy see on FF.net as this is written entirely from Krystal's point of view in her diary after the events of SFA)
March, 15 2870
I've decided to keep a diary of all my travels and doings again as my last one was lost many years ago when Cerinia was destroyed. *sigh* I really do miss my home but I miss my parents most I wish I could of done something to save them but there was nothing I could do except watch in horror from the ship they put me in as their attacker closed in for the kill. Part of me hopes that they are out there somewhere still alive. Though I really should get my mind off of that subject as that was long ago as right now I should
Shadura- Young Love StartsShadow: Come on, you can tell me. *puts his arm around Shakura*Shadura- Young Love Starts6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Shakura: *blushes even more* I... uh. I can't...
Shadow: Why not?
Shakura: *looks into his eyes* Because... *gets distracted* You have beautiful eyes.
Shadow: Is that why you blushed? Because I've got beautiful eyes?
Shakura: Uh no. I... uh. You see-- *Shadow kisses her cheek* *blushes and faints*
Shadow: Shakura, Shakura, wake up *kneels down next to her, tries to wake her up*
Shakura: *wakes up and sees Shadow on top of her and starts blushing* Sh-Shadow? What are you..?
Shadow: You fainted. Are you alright?
Shadow: *blushes* Because you passed out and I wanted to wake you up again
Shakura: *looks up at him and blushes* Aren't you gonna get up?
Shadow: *looks to her and blushes* Sorry *stands up again*
Shakura: Uh... it's ok. *accidentally walks onto an air fan and her skirt blows up*
Shadow: O_o; *looks away*
Shakura: Uh... sorry. *pulls it down and blushes* Shadow? I have something to say.
Shadow: Sure, what