DW: Thunderstorm It was a gloomy morning. The dark belly of the sky was heavy with moisture. It spewed out rain in bitter waves, soaking everything in its foul temper. Water poured off of the rooftops and crashed into deep puddles below. Thin yellow grass bent underneath the opposing storm, trembling slightly in the downpour. The sidewalk was caked in fog, unable to escape the seeping coldness of the rain. Even the trees stooped to avoid enraged cracks of lightning that streaked across the sky, and easily snapped and scorched whatever stood against it. The streetlights remained an eerie warmth in the otherwise despairing scene. A few soaked moths clung hopelessly to the lamps, and would occasionally give up and drop into the flood below.DW: Thunderstorm4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A group of children in brightly colored raincoats congregated around a gray bus stop sign. They chattered and laughed and howled like chimps. They were completely oblivious to the fierce downpour, save f
Sonic Autocorrects #49Silver: Hey, Sonic! What's up?Sonic Autocorrects #491 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: nm, just eating a blow job.
Sonic: Blow poo*
Sonic: BLOW POP!!!!
Sonic: you know, those suckers with the cum in the middle?
Sonic Autocorrects #10Blaze: Hi Silver. How are you?Sonic Autocorrects #101 year ago in Humor More Like This
Silver: hi Blaze! I'm great. Hbu?
Blaze: I'm well. Thank you. So what have you been up to?
Silver: oh nothing much. Just learning to masturbate my skills!
Silver: OH GOD NOOOO!!
Silver: MASTER! I meant MASTER my skills!
Silver: I sweat it wasn't what I meant!
Silver: duck this phone!!
Silver: I quit!!
Cerinian BeautyCerinian Beauty5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Sonic Autocorrects #1Sonic: Heyyy buddy!Sonic Autocorrects #11 year ago in Humor More Like This
Tails: hey sonic. What's up?
Sonic: I'm hungry. Can you get me some chili dicks?
Sonic: OMG! NOOO!
Sonic: Chili dogs!! Chili dogs! I swear I meant chili dogs!!
Tails: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDD
Tails: That's going on DYAC! XD
Sonic: I figured as much.
Sonic Autocorrects #3Amy: Hey, Sonic! <3333Sonic Autocorrects #31 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: hey amy.
Amy: could you come over and help me? I was fighting off a robot at my house and one of my hammers got stuck in my coochie.
Amy: OOOOMMMMGGGGG!! NOOOOO!!
Amy: DAMN AUTOCORRECT
Amy: I MEANT CHIMNEY!!
Amy: How the heck does autocorrect get coochie from chimney!!?
Sonic: errr, yeah. I'm gonna pass. See ya.
Amy: You there?
It was Sonic's Fault?This is an analysis of why Sally had every write to slap Sonic.It was Sonic's Fault?1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
I'm not going to get into the the various reasons why Sally's freak out was actually an in-character response as :iconvorahk295: has already explained this very well with his commentary on how her nerves were beyond frayed.
No I'm going into why Sonic was not only wrong but was an idiot not to except the offer and that his decision to refuse was utterly pointless.
As you know, at the time of the dreaded Issue #134 Sonic and just returned from space, got injured in a fight with an 80s reject robo-woman, and now has his arm in a sling, I'm not going to say which arm because even Archie didn't know!
Anyways, the Issue opens up with Sonic getting his injured arm wrapped up in a sling by Dr. Quack who is missing an eye after stepping on a landmine...I'll just give you a second to process that.......OKAY! He exits the ER and a party to finally welcome our blue hero back begins, everything his going hunky-dory until Sally's dad,
Sally Fart on Sonic Request(At her home, Sally picks up the phone and makes a phone call)Sally Fart on Sonic Request6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sally: Hey Sonic are you there?
Sonic: Yeah. Whats up Sally?
Sally: I'm a little lonely, can you come over right quick?
Sonic: Sure I'll be right there in 5 mins.
Sally: Ok. (Hangs up) 5 minutes? Thats a little slow for him!
(Suddenly there is knock on the door)
Sally: (Opens the door) Sonic!
Sonic: Got ya!
Sally: You joker! Come on in.
Sonic: So what do you want to do? Whatch movies, play games-
Sally: Actually I do want to play a game. Its called Surprise! But first place your head on the couch and close your eyes.
Sonic: Sure Sweety!
(Sonic places his head on the couch and closes eye, then Sally places big butt on his head)
Sally: Suprise! (Sally suddenly lets out 4 loud, gassy farts)
Sonic: Hey whats the big idea! I didn't sign up for this.
Sally: (Continues farting) Ah cheer up Sonic the hunk! I know your upset, but you'll love the game soon.
(Sally keeps farting and Sonic starts to enjoy being under Sally's butt and b
LinkxMidna: Lost love, Chp: 1LinkxMidna: Lost love, Chp: 16 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The waters of Lake Hylia were always calm and undisturbed since the evil kings defeat. One evening though, the beautiful moon glistening water seemed to have a troubling feeling about it. Upstream in Zoras Domain, the water dwellers were sensing the deep thinking flowing in the current as the now King Ralis sat atop his throne at the top the waterfall.
He had his eyes gently closed, almost in a trance-like state of mind. He had his feet submerged in the mystic waters, atempting to find out exactley what was making the flow uneasy. The young ruler envisioned a young man clad in green. His mind sight wasn't as clear as it could have been, but anyone who knew the boy he had seen didn't need a clear picture to identify him. 'Link?' He thought to himself.
"Heeeyyy!!", The royal recognized the Deliverers shout immedi
Sonic Autocorrects #18Blaze: Hey Sonic. I heard you were sick. How are you feeling?Sonic Autocorrects #181 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: miserable. I've got the stiffies.
Sonic: Dammit! Sniffles!
Blaze: hahahaha xD nice autocorrect!
Sonic: hahahaha xD
Sonic x Sally fanficIn the park somewhere, Sonic is speaking with Princess Sally. "So, Sally, where do you want to go for our date today?"Sonic x Sally fanfic6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Well, Sonic...I was thinking, since your living room's being fixed, is there somewhere we can go to talk privately?" Sally asked.
"Sure thing, Sal." Sonic nodded.
"Sure, you guys can stay a while." Tails said to Sonic and Sally, "I'll be in the workshop in you need anything."
"Thanks, little bro." Sonic grinned.
Sally just sighed.
Later, Sonic and Sally are resting in Tails' hot tub to relax, but Sally was still sad. Sonic just lay back and sighed.
"This hot tub's really warm, ain't it, Sally?"
Sonic waited for an answer.
Sonic saw Sally with her eyes closed and frowned, concerned.
"Yo Sally, are you okay?"
Sally's bright blue eyes glittered in worry, "Well... you know that fight with Robotnik coming up soon?"
"Yeah, what about it?" Sonic shrugged.
"Well, it's just..." Sally then cried, "I don't want you to die! Please, Sonic! Don't go! I wouldn't know
Sonic Autocorrects #38Amy: Heyy Sonic! Watcha doing?Sonic Autocorrects #381 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: eating some chili tits.
Amy: whose tits!?
Amy: I wanna know!!
Sonic: Geez Amy I meant chili dogs!!
Amy: oh thank God!
Sonic: that's nothing! I've had autocorrect change it to chili dicks before!
Amy! Hahahahahahahahahahaha xDD
Sonic Autocorrects #12Amy: Come on Sonic. Deep down in your fart, you know you love me.Sonic Autocorrects #121 year ago in Humor More Like This
Sonic: I'm crying!! XDDD
Amy: Why does my phone hate me!? DX
Sonic: Maybe it's trying to tell you something!
Amy: Like what?
Sonic: oh nothing. Nothing at all.
Bernie's newsBernie's news...Bernie's news7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
One day Sonic was playing with Knuckles and Shadow. Mephillis came out and saw them playing. 'Hey! Hedgehog!' he called. Sonic and Shadow stood up. 'What do you want, Mephillis?' said Shadow, angrily. 'Just wanted to say something to Sonic...' Mephillis said, while pushing Shadow onto the ground. Shadow ran away, bursting into tears. 'Now look what you've done!!' said Sonic, angry. 'Shut it, hedgehog...' said Mephillis. Sonic started crying a bit. 'You little cry baby... You're so ugly...' said Mephillis. Sonic ran away, bursting into tears, even more than Shadow did! Knuckles knocked Mephillis onto the floor then ran after Shadow. Sonic ran into the house.
Bernie was in the kitchen making Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles' milk. Just then Sonic burst in through the door, sobbing loudly. 'Sonic? Whats wrong?' said Bernie, as she bent down to her son. 'Mephillis called me ugly, a cry baby and he said shut it to me...' sobbed Sonic. Bernie wiped her son's tears with her hands.
THE Zombie Survival Guide*This part is for newbies. Skip down to the dashes if you already know this stuff.*THE Zombie Survival Guide4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Okay, so first of all, a zombie is a reanimated corpse that lurches around looking for human flesh. Different breeds may be reasoned with, or even "cured" back to the original personality. However, the most typical zombies:
-Are incoherent. They will not be reasoned with or threatened.
-They don't sleep.
-They seem to like brains, but most will settle for a nice hunk of your flesh.
-The come in different speeds, from crawling to shambling to running. Most are shambling along at a slow slow walk.
-They do not drown or asphyxiate.
-Some will burn easily while others will not burn at all.
-Most zombies will "die" from severe damage to the head.
-It is said they are attracted by sound, but this varies.
-VERY IMPORTANT: The most dangerous thing about zombies is that if they bite you and you die before your brain is destroyed, you will come back to life as ANOTHER ZOMBIE. That's how they spread their numbers
Krystal's diaryI do not own any of these characters so if I use any characters that are owned by me I will list them here. Krystal and Fox McCloud are copyrighted by Nintendo.Krystal's diary10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(A/N This is my first work of fiction and this is something you don't usualy see on FF.net as this is written entirely from Krystal's point of view in her diary after the events of SFA)
March, 15 2870
I've decided to keep a diary of all my travels and doings again as my last one was lost many years ago when Cerinia was destroyed. *sigh* I really do miss my home but I miss my parents most I wish I could of done something to save them but there was nothing I could do except watch in horror from the ship they put me in as their attacker closed in for the kill. Part of me hopes that they are out there somewhere still alive. Though I really should get my mind off of that subject as that was long ago as right now I should
Sonic Loves Every Part of SallyPrincess Sally Acorn walked into her bedroom one evening with her arm wrapped around that of Sonic the Hedgehog. The two of them had recently been out on a date and had decided to end the night with a little private time together, and the princess couldn’t think of a better place than her bedroom.Sonic Loves Every Part of Sally1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
After shutting the door behind her, Sally turned her eyes to Sonic and said,
“What do you say we make ourselves comfortable?”
With that, Sonic kicked off his shoes while Sally slipped out of her boots and hung up her vest. She then held her arms out, allow Sonic to wrap his around Sally and kiss her. As they hugged and kissed, the two of them collapsed on top of Sally’s bed. Eventually the two broke their kiss and took a moment to look into each other’s eyes. Sally was lying down on the bed with her head against her pillow, and Sonic was positioned over her. He took up one hand and began to stroke her head.
Sonic Autocorrects #13Sonic: So it was you who pointed me to the wrong erection?Sonic Autocorrects #131 year ago in Humor More Like This
Rouge: Hahahahahahaha xDD
Rouge: and to answer your question, yes. I did. I changed the sign to point the opposite gay.
Rouge: way** wtf phone!?
Sonic: Hahahahahahahaha xD It got us both!!
Rouge: I'm in bed dying of laughter!! XDD
Sonic: I know! I'm crying!! X'DD
Trapped In TimeTrapped In Time</b>Trapped In Time10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I'm still not fully sure of how it happened or what is happening to me, but it's all I feel: darkness of a never-ending void that consistently reaches out for me like a deadly swarm. Faint hazes mix in with the overall shade of blue that encompasses my consciousness, sending mixed messages of fear, nausea and unrelenting confusion through my body. My senses seem to fail over and over again, and still it seems as of my life is hanging by a thread…
Like a hail of hammers and anvils, the rain seemingly-forever clatters down hard all around with such unrelenting fervor that it made me feel both energized and drained to listen to it. It doesn't soak or even touch me, though; my form has been somehow sealed in this tiny prison…this ethereal crystalline structure holding me mostly frozen at the very top of this gigantic, monolithic palace known only to me as…Krazoa Palace. My memory feels, too, as if it was being terribly drained by my captivity.
Shadura- Young Love StartsShadow: Come on, you can tell me. *puts his arm around Shakura*Shadura- Young Love Starts6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Shakura: *blushes even more* I... uh. I can't...
Shadow: Why not?
Shakura: *looks into his eyes* Because... *gets distracted* You have beautiful eyes.
Shadow: Is that why you blushed? Because I've got beautiful eyes?
Shakura: Uh no. I... uh. You see-- *Shadow kisses her cheek* *blushes and faints*
Shadow: Shakura, Shakura, wake up *kneels down next to her, tries to wake her up*
Shakura: *wakes up and sees Shadow on top of her and starts blushing* Sh-Shadow? What are you..?
Shadow: You fainted. Are you alright?
Shadow: *blushes* Because you passed out and I wanted to wake you up again
Shakura: *looks up at him and blushes* Aren't you gonna get up?
Shadow: *looks to her and blushes* Sorry *stands up again*
Shakura: Uh... it's ok. *accidentally walks onto an air fan and her skirt blows up*
Shadow: O_o; *looks away*
Shakura: Uh... sorry. *pulls it down and blushes* Shadow? I have something to say.
Shadow: Sure, what
A Painful MemoryThat memory...A Painful Memory6 years ago in Emotional More Like This
it still haunts me now.
I don't know exactly how it happened...
But I know that something must of caused it...
I felt a part of me break like a shattered mirror.
Everytime I look in that shattered mirror, I see that person...
standing right beside me.
Why did this have to happen?
I wish I could just erase everything
and start anew but...
How can I?
Dear Sir[Lights up on CLAUDE. He's holding a letter, standing.]Dear Sir6 years ago in Drama More Like This
We regret to inform you
That your (that place with cream walls and dog hair where warm nights are cracked by
ceilings let you sink into plaid cushions and listen
Starfox ParodyStarfox ParodyStarfox Parody10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
(High above the atmosphere of Corneria is the Great Fox. Aboard the Dreadnaught in the leisure room, it's tea time. Krystal is content sipping at her english tea while nibbling away at english tea cookies. Then Fox dashes in, an excited look on his face.)
Krystal: (puts her tea down.) Ah, Fox. Glad to see you. Care to have some tea with me?
Fox: Krystal, check it out! I can fit a rocket launcher...in my PANTS!
Krystal: (Looks at him funny.) Or are you just happy to see me?
Fox: No, really! Look! (Takes out a rocket launcher straight from his pants.)
Krystal: Ohhhhh! (Claps her hands.) What else do you have hidden under there?
(Falco comes in.)
Falco: Did somebody say a rocket launcher? Cause it's mine!
(Fox and Krystal stare at Falco)
Fox: Falco, I thought you were preparing the fireburst pod...er, I mean, "special cake" for Peppy's retirement party.
Falco: (Scratches his head.) Mmm, well yeah. But Slippy started sucking on the helium balloons and I coul