It was a gloomy morning. The dark belly of the sky was heavy with moisture. It spewed out rain in bitter waves, soaking everything in its foul temper. Water poured off of the rooftops and crashed into deep puddles below. Thin yellow grass bent underneath the opposing storm, trembling slightly in the downpour. The sidewalk was caked in fog, unable to escape the seeping coldness of the rain. Even the trees stooped to avoid enraged cracks of lightning that streaked across the sky, and easily snapped and scorched whatever stood against it. The streetlights remained an eerie warmth in the otherwise despairing scene. A few soaked moths clung hopelessly to the lamps, and would occasionally give up and drop into the flood below.
A group of children in brightly colored raincoats congregated around a gray bus stop sign. They chattered and laughed and howled like chimps. They were completely oblivious to the fierce downpour, save for shoving each other into the overflowing storm drains, and cackling as their companions shifted uncomfortably in their soaked sneakers.
One girl stood apart from the rest. She shuffled in her bulky white coat, watching the dark sky above her from underneath the safety of her umbrella. The rain made a steady pattern around her pale rain boots, a spiny circle of endless water.
The girl thought. Her thoughts matched the rhythm of the storm.
She had come to the conclusion that her life was a distant relative of these thunder storms that rumbled through the valley. A thick cloud of darkness and light that faded into itself before it gave way to searing jolts of light the tore through her psyche and singed her heart. An ever-present dankness that seeped through her skin. Sometimes she fancied herself as some sort of water spirit, watching out through white eyes into the world before it, feeling nothing but cool acceptance. More often, though, she just felt rather glum.
The sound of rushing water signaled the bus's arrival. It was painted the standard yellow, a color that made the girl flinch whenever she saw it during the summer months. The children in their bright raincoats pushed each other out of the way in their haste to enter the dry schoolbus. The girl hung back for just a moment, enough to ensure she would not need to bump into any of them. Then she, too, entered the belly of the humming vehicle.
A roar of noise entered the girl's ears as she left the rainstorm behind her. She silently sat in one of the front seats, which were always empty. While most children preferred sitting out of the driver's view, the girl felt much safer away from her peers. The screeches from the back of the bus only served to support this fear, and the girl sunk slightly in her seat, as if to hide from those behind her. She slid out of her white coat and placed it on the floor.
The rainstorm once again caught her attention, and she stared out the window. A melancholy face stared back. Gray-brown hair above sad brown eyes. The face seemed to looking elsewhere, away from the current world. The girl imagined that behind those sad eyes was a wonderland of rolling hills and soft breezes. A place where birds chirped and trees whispered their creaking songs. A far-away place, where thunderstorms would rumble in and water the tall grass with golden rain.
The girl smiled at the thought. For a moment, things felt alright. But her thoughts were interrupted by a snide voice in her ear.
"Hey, Emily." said a fattish boy. He wore clothes that appeared to be straight off the back of a teenage drug addict. His breath smelled vaguely of sulfur.
The girl shrunk back closer to the window. "What do you want?" she asked.
"I forgot to do the homework for science."
"I'm afraid I don't have it today, I forgot it at home..." Emily said slowly.
"Oh, that's too bad..." the boy said loudly, more to the bus driver than to Emily, before leaning closer to her. She could see the ugly pocks that marked his forehead. "Like hell you did," he hissed. "Where is that homework?"
Emily squirmed, wishing she could sink into the wall of the bus. "I told you, I don't have it".
The boy made a disgusted sort of sound, as if he could not believe such a lowly creature was trying to fight him. "Fine," he said finally. But something in his eyes made Emily wary. Before he turned to walk away, he stomped a muddy foot onto the lining of Emily's white coat. It made a terrible squelching noise. She reached for her coat and pulled it to her lap, before looking up sharply. She wanted to scream at the boy, at all of her classmates, but the boy had gone. The fire in her heart died down, and solidified into a heavy weight. She bit back tears and attempted to rub the mud out of the coat, only to spread it more.
The bus came screeching to a halt. The rain was a mad drumming on the roof of the bus, but it was still drowned out by the roar of the children. Emily hid behind her muddied coat as they stampeded by. Finally, feeling comfortable that they were a safe distance away, Emily stood up. She put on her coat inside-out, to keep the mud from ruining her dress, and picked up her backpack.
She stepped out of the bus. Her foot landed in deep water. A couple kids laughed in front of her. She felt humiliated, and she hadn't even reached the sidewalk. The bus rumbled off behind her, leaving her in the cold rain. Emily stared at the school, a dark shadow dominating the block. Threatening to crush all of its inhabitants. The bell rang, but it sounded distant and small compared to the roaring storm.
Emily stared and stared and stared. She felt the wind pushing her back where she had come from. The rain stung her arms. The inside of her coat was cold and wet. Her hair clung to her face, as if afraid the wind would sweep it away. She closed her eyes for a moment, and pictured the rolling hills. She took a deep breath.
Then she opened her umbrella and walked back home.
Hmmmm experimenting with Emily as a main character for Dreamworld. I'm thinking that's what I will go with.
Emily's dealings with bullies in the actual script will be much more subtle and subtexted. I don't like films that preach the bullying ideal, I find it much more impactful and truthful if the bullies don't do outlandish bully things.
For example, if I were to change this scene into film, I would simply show her look out the window, and then look back to see her coat ruined.
But as this was, I wanted to play with Em's character. Because I love her to bits and she's veryyyy interesting as a character. Emily is interesting because she believes quite strongly in following rules, but at the same time, if she reaches a breaking point, she will act rashly and go AGAINST her usual personality, although not necessarily in super outlandish ways (she wouldn't punch anyone...). I think she's also very self-reflective. I think at her age she feels at ends with her classmates, who all want to be 'grown-up' and get drunk and have girlfriends/boyfriends, and she misses pretending to be a puppy or something in Kindergarten. Then, her imagination was accepted and even rewarded. Now, imaginative acts are shunned (in her mind), as are emotional outbursts. She feels trapped, and unable to have an outlet for herself.
THUS COMES DREAMWORLD.
Basically she ends up looking for solace in her own mind. BUT her mind is corrupted by the outside worlds and influence of society.
You know what, I'm just going to make a journal for more explanation .xD
I once dreamt of ashes and dragons, as dark ravens loomed over my sleeping form, planting cadaver kisses along my neck. Stepping into a river of colors, I contemplated smoke halos and the unlit cigarette between my teeth. I asked myself if all of this was worth it- gasoline rainbows painting landscapes along my thighs. I'd never smoked a day in my life, but I liked to play with fire.
Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
At the top of the staircase he stood up and shouted at the top of the staircase "Sephiroth!" The man with long hair turned slowly and with a flash of his sword removed Sonic's nipples from his body.
"OUCH that hurts!1" cried Sonic, hurting. "Looks like I will need the power of the CHAOS CRYSTAL for this opponent!" and he raised up a handful of glowing gems.
The light from the jewels summoned all the legendary pokemon in the world together and they fused together into a Pyschic Ghost Dragon Pokemon. "LEAVE THIS TO ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" it said in the voice a thousand monsters, and shot a giant Hadouken at Sephiroth.
Sephiroth bounced it back with a spin of his blade, and it hit the Psy-Gho-Dra-Mon in the face, crashing him to the floor and half-crushing No-Nipples Sonic. "This is bad!" said Half-Dead No-Nipples the Hedgehog. "It looks like we will need to call for that man, Psyghodramon!"
"YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.
Just then a bright light from the sky shone, and the Grand Master John Su descended from the moon on rocket powered rocket boots, with a beautiful woman on each arm. When he landed, there was a chorus and fanfare of trumpets, and he lowered his sunglasses and said "Yo."
"Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the bright light instantly dissolved it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.
"Take this!" he screamed as he flew towards John Su. John Su flexed a single muscle, generating an awesome MANWAVE that overpowered Super Sephiroth and sent him flying into space, frozen forever in defeat.
"Thank you for saving us, John Su" said the world. "You are so strong and cool"
"I know," he replied, and jumped back up to the moon after resurrecting the 4th Hokage.
Yeah first Story of 2015 and also a special one! :3 My new bro's birthday is coming around today and an awesome person like him deserves of course a special gift! Happy Birthday , you've been so funny, so wonderful in the last days since we could meet each other, I'm so happy that we've found each other! ^vv^
This is a Story about the fox Umber who loves muscles and wake up early on his birthday by a postman who bring's him a more then ridiclious gift. What exactly is into that lil package? He will figure it out soon enough...
Happy Birthday bro and I hope you enjoy this little, silly gift.
GOD all: Thy god hath descended with a message. Chibiseraall: ._. GOD all: Go to sleep bro :I Alexander-Rexall: LOL Chibiseraall: WTF ARE YOU Alexander-Rexall: God, is that you? GOD all: I AM GOD Alexander-Rexall: I see the light now Rosellall: GOD!!! GIMME SUPERPOWERS Kyler McKennaall: Wow there really is a god. :U Chibiseraall: i do because im next to a lamp o3o GOD all: NO THAT WOULD MAKE YOU OP GOD all: and people would complain Rosellall: :C Kyler McKennaall: yeah that's pretty accurate actually c: Rosellall: GIMME A CAKE GOD all: and tell me to nerf you Chibiseraall: I WANNA CUPCAKE Wolves1207all: I am confused Chibiseraall: MY TEACHER WOULDNT GIVE ME HERS Rosellall: YUVVUYWVYUFW GOD all: NO GOD all: MY CAKE GOD all: 8I Rosellall: I'LL REVERT TO ATHIETISM!!! I WILL!! Rosellall: TOO LATE Rosellall: lol GOD all: I AM NOT THAT GOD BRO Rosellall: which god ^_^ GOD all: I AM THE GOD OF FUDANSHISM GOD all: 8I Alexander-Rexall: OH GOD THERES LIGHTNING BIGS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW Alexander-Rexall: O U O Alexander-Rexall: BUGS Alexander-Rexall: NOT BIGS Kyler McKennaall: Fawk. Hold on. Alexander-Rexall: OTL Rosellall: i'm an athiest Rosellall: I don't believe in god :I Chibiseraall: BUGS BUNNY Rosellall: lol Alexander-Rexall: Same GOD all: THAT'S SO RUDE Jesusall: I am the way and the truth and the light. No one hath come to the lord but through me. BI GOD all: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU Alexander-Rexall: OH MAN THERES A JESUS TOO LMFAOO GOD all: HMPH GOD all: e ne Wolves1207all: I am dying of giggles over here GOD all: stop giggling GOD all: God did not permit you to giggle GOD all: hush GOD all: shoosh GOD all: shut yoh yaphole Jesusall: See this wine? We're gonna play a game and pretend it's my blood. 'Kay? And then we're gonna take this bread and say it's my body. Wolves1207all: i will not stop giggling :I you can't make me Jesusall: So then you're gonna eat the bread and drink the wine, and you'll pretty much look like a cannibal. BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I SAID SO. Buddhaall: WHATS GOING ON HERE? GOD all: OH NO Wolves1207all: by the way, Rex, this looks epic Alexander-Rexall: BUDDA ADFJSHKFJAL LMFAO GOD all: Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA TAKE OVER MY TURF Buddhaall: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING BRO?! Jesusall: Ohey Buddha. Alexander-Rexall: Thank you o3 o Chibiseraall: its almost 1 over ther rex GOD all: GET OUTTA HERE JESUS GOD all: BUDDHA TOO Jesusall: You know you still owe me that 150 bucks from that Poker game last week, Buddha. Jesusall: Dad shut up, seriously. BI GOD all: I AIN'T YOH DADDY SON Buddhaall: Shut up god, I'm enlightened dammit GOD all: you don't sound enlightened :T Miskah, Marduk, Kura, Alexall: cool pic Nicki Minajall: I AM THE FEMALE WEEZY Buddhaall: I'm the boddi satva mo-fo Wolves1207all: i am dying Alexander-Rexall: EW whats nicki doin here Jesusall: Nicki Minaj. Get out. GET. OUT. No one wants you here. Bi Jesusall: BI* Adolf Hitlerall: Now it's a party Chibiseraall: nicki minaj is black people music lol Jesusall: OHEY HITLEEEER. Jesusall: What's up? c: Adolf Hitlerall: xDD GOD all: HITLER MAH BRO Jesusall: I heard you went to Hell, got stuck down there with the Devil. That sucks ass man. I feel for ya. Really I do. He's kinda a creep. Miskah, Marduk, Kura, Alexall: lol GOD all: ohey nobody insults my homie bro Jesusall: Dad he's a creep. BI GOD all: the Devil's cool yoh Krishnaall: hey guys, whats going ooonnn??? Jesusall: I'm pretty sure he stalks you when you two aren't hanging out. :I Adolf Hitlerall: Do jew like my mustache? GOD all: AT LEAST HE UNDERSTANDS ME Adolf Hitlerall: lD .......... GOD all: UNLIKE YOU Jesusall: LOL Jesusall: Hitler this is why you were always my favorite. Krishnaall: oh, HEY hitler!! long time no see! Jesusall: Oooooh Jewish jokes. I'm Jewish. And yeah I love your mustache. :'D Devilall: hehe Adolf Hitlerall: //refrains from offensive jew jokes GOD all: //throws a tantrum and leaves Adolf Hitlerall: LMFAO Adolf Hitlerall: JESUS Jesusall: DAD Adolf Hitlerall: YOURE A JEW Krishnaall: oh HEY!!! ITS SATAN!! HOW ARE YOU BRO? *gay voice activated* Jesusall: GET BACK HERE Adolf Hitlerall: AND IM HITLER Chibiseraall: deada? Jesusall: THE DEVIL JUST GOT HERE Devilall: ? Chibiseraall: the devil is a girl did you know that ._. Jesusall: No don't talk to me you Devil. Adolf Hitlerall: I wish I could screen cap this entire conversation Jesusall: I don't like you. Jesusall: You creep me out. Adolf Hitlerall: Who likes a man in a nazi uniform? ;D Chibiseraall: RECORDING FTW Krishnaall: I know, me too Chibiseraall: not me Adolf Hitlerall: >BI Jesusall: And Hitler just because you're Hitler and I'm Jewish that doesn't mean we can't be friends. Chibiseraall: >;3 Devilall: maybe Jesusall: I mean I'm already pretty dead and so are you so why try to kill each other? Krishnaall: JEESUUS!! YOU FORGOT TO BUY BUTTER AGAIN! Adolf Hitlerall: Romeo romeo where for art thou romeo Adolf Hitlerall: Our love is forbidden Jesus Jesusall: GOD I'M SORRY ALRIGHT. I ALWAYS FORGET THE DAMN BUTTER. Jesusall: GODDAMMIT. Krishnaall: But jeeesus, YOU KNOW i have cravings!! Krishnaall: what am I gonna do now> Adolf Hitlerall: that only hands can satisfy Jesusall: GO..BUY YOUR OWN BUTTER. BI GOD all: WHO USED MY NAME IN VAIN Adolf Hitlerall: LMFAO Jesusall: That was me Dad. Jesusall: I mean why not right? Krishnaall: BUT JEESUS? I'M BUUUSY PLAYING MY FLUUUUUTTE AND DANCING WITH COWS!! GOD all: I WILL INCITE PUNISHMENT UPON THOU FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY Adolf Hitlerall: Shits bout to go dowwnn GOD all: SHUT UP HITLER Adolf Hitlerall: JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY GOD all: I'M PUNISHING JESUS Krishnaall: OH NO!! looks like Jesus made god angry, who's gonna die for your sins now? Jesusall: How's this for blasphemy? Hey Hitler, since you killed gays and being gay is a sin, wanna have gay sex in front of my dad just to piss him off? :I GOD all: who said anythign about death brah :I GOD all: .... Adolf Hitlerall: Lets do itttt Adolf Hitlerall: With holy water as lube GOD all: you know I'm gonna enjoy this right Jesusall: Alright. ;D Come here baby. Who's in charge? OHOHO WE'RE GETTING KINKY NOW. Adolf Hitlerall: Let me pull out my jew whip. I like it RUFF GOD all: didn't I say before that I'm the god of Fudanshism Chibiseraall: wow Jesusall: Oh sexy. I'll go get ready. ;D GOD all: please, by all means go on GOD all: 8I Adolf Hitlerall: I am dying so hard omfg Jesusall: //Sexy Jesus robes time Krishnaall: oh noooooo.... Adolf Hitlerall: Loin cloth Jesusall: You know it baby. Krishnaall: I'm already ahead of all you guys, I've been shirtless all day baby! GOD all: //readies popcorn Adolf Hitlerall: //read that as cop porn Chibiseraall: i am shitless Jesusall: -wraps arms around Hitler- ;D Chibiseraall: shirtless Adolf Hitlerall: LMFAOOOOOOOO Ropa-kunall: WTF LOL GOD all: ... this gets better and better Chibiseraall: im wearing a undershirt Krishnaall: *lmfao so hard right now* Jesusall: It's okay guys. Jesusall: I'm not wearing pants. Adolf Hitlerall: my gut hurts omg Ropa-kunall: U GUYS GETTIN IT ON TONITE Chibiseraall: who likes wearing pants Chibiseraall: ai do nawt Krishnaall: just smacked my head on the wall from laughing to hard XD Jesusall: You know it. BI //Sexy makeout with Hitler Chibiseraall: but i have to T^T Adolf Hitlerall: //sexy make out with Jesus Adolf Hitlerall: BI Ropa-kunall: HOW BOUT THEM DOWN SOUTH? YOU DOIN MIGHT RIGHT DOWN THERE OR HAS IT GOTTEN HARDER THERE TOO. Chibiseraall: ._. GOD all: ... Chibiseraall: im sad now Jesusall: Nnnnnnnnnn Hitleeeeer. Abuse meeeee ;D GOD all: I think you're scaring away the visitors Ropa-kunall: lol Ropa-kunall: good GOD all: they did not have faith Adolf Hitlerall: //throws jesus in incenorator Ropa-kunall: .. Adolf Hitlerall: Oh hey this part was in the bible wasnt it GOD all: I will mourn for their lost souls Jesusall: Oooooh that's sexy. ;D GOD all: they lost their ways Adolf Hitlerall: Like that heat huh bby? Wolves1207all: you people have made my weekend :I Jesusall: -Bares his ass for Hitler- Aaaaaadooooolf. Hnnnnng.. Adolf Hitlerall: This^ Adolf Hitlerall: WHAAAAAAATTTTTT LMFAo Adolf Hitlerall: //TAPS THAT SO HARD GOD all: they did not believe in the Fudanshi enough Jesusall: BI You have no idea how often I roleplay sex. Krishnaall: same Jesusall: I am more than willing to have sex with you right now in this chatroom of 15 people. :'D Adolf Hitlerall: You have no idea how when I hear "adolf hitler" and "sex rp", I think of those images of hitler in a sailor moon outfit Adolf Hitlerall: My miinnddd GOD all: .... GOD all: oh god GOD all: I will never unsee it Krishnaall: ok guys, krishna's going now buh bye Saku-chiall: well i'm done lurking - w - Jesusall: Ahaaaa xD GOD all: buh bye Quiche Adolf Hitlerall: LMFAO Rosellall: what'd I miss? GOD all: you missed Rosellall: jk XD Adolf Hitlerall: Here comes everyone now GOD all: Adolk Sailor Moon porn GOD all: Adolf Rosellall: lolollololol GOD all: Adork Jesusall: Oh me he's sexy. Chibiseraall: oh ywah i haz a mac Jesusall: get it? Chibiseraall: i cant have sai Jesusall: Oh me? Jesusall: Because I'm Jesus? Jesusall: -shot- Jesusall: Hi I'm Jesus and I'd like to confess a sin I have. Rosellall: lol Youall: I'm dating Adolf Hitler. GOD all: hitler GOD all: Adork GOD all: Adork GOD all: I can't stop looking at that smile GOD all: help me someone Jesusall: Dad what do you need? BI GOD all: I'm drowning in his sekushi bishounen eyes Rosellall: HAWT GOD all: Dork Jesusall: Hitler I'm just sayin' you made my character really fawkin' hot. BI GOD all: Dork Jesusall: I mean GOD. GOD all: I need you Adolf Hitlerall: D Jesusall: -shot- GOD all: to take his hoodie off Adolf Hitlerall: LOOOOOLLLLLLll GOD all: my body is ready Sailor Moonall: Hey Hitler GOD all: take it off bro Jesusall: Dad. Rosellall: I'd seriously tap that shit right there Jesusall: Dad he's taken. BI Adolf Hitlerall: OH GOD Adolf Hitlerall: ITS Adolf Hitlerall: SAILOR MOON Jesusall: He has a boyfriend. BI GOD all: ... Jesusall: And he doesn't believe in you either. Jesusall: Sorry. Wolves1207all: this looks awesome Adolf Hitlerall: WOLLLVVEEESSS Sailor Moonall: What's up? Adolf Hitlerall: YOUR TURNN NOW LMFAO GOD all: I will be watching him and his boyfriend Wolves1207all: YOU SURE YOU STILL UP TO IT? Adolf Hitlerall: YESSS GOD all: up from my Fudanshi Centre in the clouds Adolf Hitlerall: //stileatingchocolateomg Sailor Moonall: Come on Hitler! Play with me! GOD all: I will watch their every move Rosellall: you've been eating chocolate for over two hours e.e Adolf Hitlerall: 8||||||| GOD all: They will not be safe Wolves1207all: wolves1207.deviantart.com/art/… :'T Adolf Hitlerall: LETS PLAY DRESS UP SAILOR MOON Wolves1207all: oh god xD GOD all: whether they are in the park GOD all: or the bedroom Adolf Hitlerall: Hnngggggg GOD all: or on the toilet GOD all: they will not be safe Jesusall: BI Rosellall: HOLY SHIT HE'S HAWT TOO GOD all: from my All-Seeing Fudanshi eyes Jesusall: Fiske and Alex need their privacy, dad. GOD all: //ming Jesusall: seriously Sailor Moonall: Hitler are you sure you are up for the task? GOD all: I am Fudanshi God Rosellall: I'D ALSO TAP THAT BOI Adolf Hitlerall: Wait what am I doing? BI Jesusall: NO ONE IS TAPPING FISKE. Rosellall: NUUUUUUUUUU GOD all: I see all that is gay and bl Rosellall: HE'S SO HAWT THOUGH GOD all: there is no escape Sailor Moonall: Mwah! Tah Tahh! Rosellall: Koga wants him Rosellall: just to warn you Jesusall: HE'S. GAY. AND HE DOESN'T LIKE FEMALES IN THE LEAST HE WON'T LET YOU TOUCH HIM. Rosellall: KOGA'S GAY TOO Chibiseraall: wtf ._. GOD all: I WILL WATCH HIS GAYNESS FROM AFAR Rosellall: KOGA'S MALE, AND HE'S INTO HAWT DUDES, AND CHICKS WITH HUGE TAHS Chibiseraall: PEDO! >///////////< Rosellall: lol GOD all: BOKU NO PICOOOOO Ropa-kunall: OMG I LOVE THAT Jesusall: BI I don't care what Koga's into Adolf Hitlerall: LOL^^ Jesusall: he can't have Fiske Rosellall: it's true ^_^ he has a boyfriend right now and everything Rosellall: but he's a frisky dino Ropa-kunall: I LOVE BOKU NO PICO CUZ IM WEIRD LIK THAT GOD all: ... Rosellall: *Dingo fuck Adolf Hitlerall: I WATCHED IT TWICE OMG //PEDO GOD all: are you kidding Ropa-kunall: <3 Ropa-kunall: AREX IS WITH ME Ropa-kunall: ; V ; Adolf Hitlerall: Hey wolllvveeessss.... Wolves1207all: yesss? GOD all: I watched four seconds of that anime and I was scarred for life GOD all: for. Adolf Hitlerall: Does he have to be wearing clotthhesssss? GOD all: eternal. GOD all: life. Jesusall: lololol Rosellall: SAY NO Jesusall: clothes are a joke Wolves1207all: nooo eue Adolf Hitlerall: LMFAO Adolf Hitlerall: Saweeett Rosellall: Awwww heellll XD yesss Jesusall: well fuck if I had known I would have asked for Fiske without the hoodie BI Jesusall: just shirtless Wolves1207all: I seriously don't want this join.me to end Jesusall: then the waist up thing would have been a total teaser Jesusall: |D Chibiseraall: nu draw him in his undies XD Adolf Hitlerall: LOL wolves. Me neither omg Rosellall: draw him nekked ouo Chibiseraall: ouo Wolves1207all: xD Rosellall: lool, glad I joined today XD Rosellall: good lord thats a sexy vampire Devi-23all: hi guys Wolves1207all: pshhh Devi-23all: holy shit hitler's jere Adolf Hitlerall: Oh man Adolf Hitlerall: You just missed the best conversation ever Devi-23all: oh wait never mind Devi-23all: damn really? Youall: We could do it again? Devi-23all: what did i miss? Youall: All that sex. Youall: Unf. Devi-23all: oh goddammit! i was at my dad's place Youall: Hitler was abusing me ;D Rosellall: lol <3 Devi-23all: hitler and jesus.....interesting couple selection Wolves1207all: hahh Adolf Hitlerall: Jew and Nazi Adolf Hitlerall: I agree Youall: xD Devi-23all: i was about to say bill cosby but ok Rosellall: king, of the jeeeeewwwwsss, HO, ZANA HEY, ZANA ZANA ZANA HO, ZANA HEY, ZANA HO, ZAAAAAANNAAAAAA GOD all: ... GOD all: for a second GOD all: I thought that pidgey on the toolbar GOD all: was a pedobear Rosellall: LOL GOD all: and I was like "AKDJLFHSGDBNV NOT YOU AGAIN" Jesusall: Sorry I died. I was ascending into Heaven. BI Rosellall: JESUS CHRIST. GOD all: Jesus GOD all: we have gone through this many times Jesusall: What NOW Dad? BI GOD all: you are not my son GOD all: I am the god of Fudanshism GOD all: not GOD all: .. the other God Adolf Hitlerall: "BUT DAAADDD. I LOVE YOU" GOD all: thus you are not my son Jesusall: Right. 'Kay. Sure. You believe what you want Dad. Adolf Hitlerall: "I DONT CARRREEE" GOD all: ... Jesusall: No you just hate me. GOD all: //slaps you with fish Jesusall: You just don't want to accept that I'm your boy--/slapped Jesusall: HEY NOW. GOD all: calm yoh titties boy Rosellall: MELLO?! Jesusall: THAT'S PUNISHABLE YOU KNOW. Rosellall: e_o Jeremy? GOD all: PUNISHABLE HOW GOD all: 8I Jesusall: I'm alive again. Jesus all: Sorry Jesus all: I was rising from the grave. Jesus all: It's time for the rapture. GOD all: broseph calm yoh titties Luciferall: //sneaks in GOD all: LUCIFER BRO GOD all: HOW YA BEEN YO Luciferall: WOAH YOU TRYING TO HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT ME? Rosellall: mayhaps Luciferall: I brought VODKA Jesus all: Oh..god. BI Jesus all: Hitler save me. Jesus all: Dad's about to be drinking again. Rosellall: YES Rosellall: GIMME THAT VODKA BITCH Luciferall: oh come i didn't mean to make him drunk and cause the great flood.....pfff naw i totaly meant it GOD all: sorry bros I'm not into alcohol GOD all: I prefer getting drunk on soft drinks and sugar GOD all: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Jesus all: What about last week dad? I SAW you at that bar. Adolf Hitlerall: LOL DESU Rosellall: VOOOOOOODDKAAAAAA GOD all: ... that Jesus all: You totally walked out with women AND men all over you and you REEKED. BI Luciferall: OH BRO HITLER HOW BOUT A DRINK? GOD all: was politeness GOD all: toward a friend Jesus all: Right. You just keep thinking that. GOD all: a very close friend GOD all: who I may or may not have been trying to get into the pants of GOD all: but anyway Russiaall: VOOOODDKKAAAAAAAAAAAAA *drinks vodka* Jesus all: Goddammit. Dad. Jesus all: You're more reckless than I am. Jesus all: And you call me irresponsible. GOD all: .. if you must know Luciferall: pffft you should have him seen him with loki GOD all: he's one of those miserable drunks GOD all: not the horny kind Jesus all: Mm right 'kay. Somehow I'm still not believing you dad. Jesus all: You never did come off as the truthful type to me. Jesus all: BI Luciferall: it's hard enough spiking his drinks with those angels around