10 Reasons to Love Duke Nukem10 Reasons to Love Duke Nukem3 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. He's a Hit with the Ladies
Duke Nukem has always been seen as the hero ready to rescue damsels in distress, though not with the politeness and charm that fairytales may have lead you to expect. He's in this rescuing game for one thing and one thing only, and generally he gets it.
9. He's Not Afraid of Anything
Duke Nukem is a badass, of that there is no doubt. But while this world is home to many badasses, few would be willing jump huge chasms, venture aboard alien space crafts and to take on beasts forty times their size. For our hero, this is all just a day's work.
8. He's been to the Moon and Back (and everywhere between)
After you've saved the world (over 12 times) the average day could seem pretty boring. Unless you're Duke Nukem, then your average day consists of
The People We HateThe people who hurt us, do they feel like we do?The People We Hate6 years ago in Other More Like This
Do they feel ugly and worthless in their skin like we do?
When they ache are their thoughts a bruised purple-blue
or are their brains always full of those rainbow-esque hues?
Do they suffer with the things that we're going through?
Or are they always indifferent to the sanity unglued?
Those people we hate, can we feel their pain?
Do we know of their nail-biting sorrow and shame?
Are we driven to cruelty by cruelty they gave?
Or is rage bred within, in its own iron cage?
And why do we hate?- Because we're not the same?
Or simply because they're unwilling to change?
Love order I CielxSebastian. Love order I .Love order I CielxSebastian6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#Contains 18+ stuff, smex, lurv and other yummyness #
Ciel was sitting in his large and dark office upstairs the huge mansion. He was staring at a blank spot somewhere in the room when suddenly he heard a knock on the large woodden door.
''Come in.'' He said.
When Ciel realized that it was Sebastian who was knocikng, he didn't want him to see that he was daydreaming or anything, but that he was doing some serious adult stuff, so he suddenly started to grab some kind of papers and documents that were on the table and pretended to bee deeply reading them.
''Young master, its late. Have you considered going to your room and having a rest, you can continue tomorrow.''
''I'm busy, I have to.. to do.. hmph.'' Ciel wanted to sound smarter and he really was kind of tired, but did not want to agree with his butler.
''And reading in dark with your papers upside down wont do any good either.'' Sebastian smirked.
Ciel felt a little embarased because he knew that Sebastian saw ri
Shadamy - Family: Part oneI was protected though Amy thought as she sat on the bench in the park a few hours after she had tested herself. Amy sighed as she looked at the ring on her finger. I wonder how hell react when I tell him about this The pink hedgehog mumbled under her breathe. A blue hedgehog ran by almost reaching 100mph, he came to a slamming halt seeing Amy sitting there on the bench alone without her dark husband. Hey, Ames! Whats wrong, you look troubled? Sonic said with a touch of concern in his voice. Its nothing. Come on tell me! You know you can tell me anything? What is it? Is it Shadow? Did that faker do something? Sonic was only met by a glare in Amys eyes and a hammer to his head. Ow, what was that for! How dare you call Shadow a faker. She screamed at Sonic. Amy sat back down; crossed her arms and looked away. Sorry Amy, its just a habit of mine. Sonic sShadamy - Family: Part one7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Shadamy Family: Part Two--------------------------------------------------------------------Shadamy Family: Part Two7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Cream walked Amy home ..
Thank you Cream, for keeping me company. The pink hedgehog happily said. Its my pleasure. Cream said. Bye! Cream waved. See you later! Amy responded. I hope Shadows ok. I really miss him. I want to be able to rest my head on his chest again. I need to tell him that Im pregnant hell need to know about this. Besides Im going to have to see what kind of a father Shadow will be first, he doesnt seem like the fatherly type. Amy thought to herself while making a little something to eat. Having her lunch, she read the New York Times which just came in that day. The heading of the first article was nothing new or surprising it just the same old stuff. The pink hedgehog dropped her fork when she read the next article Massive mete
Taking a StandI'm fed up, done;Taking a Stand3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Tired of being the one
who takes the hit,
takes the shit.
Trying everything just to fit,
and maybe get,
a little ahead in this world.
To the world I'm nothing,
Yet I try, but I can't be trusting.
I'm done with this, not going to be bound,
Fuck it all, I'm done being pushed around.
I'm thinking clearly now, I need a friend.
Cause I'm on the outside looking in.
I need some help, before my head can spin.
Thinking back to how my life has been..
I've been so damn lost; never found,
Until I saw myself being pushed around.
Always being the one cast down,
but now it's my turn to wear the crown.
Done being broken
Misused and confused.
Passed around like a token,
bruised and refused.
I'm going to look up; Stop getting walked on
Gonna take a stand; You can bring it on.
Because I'm the one that's going to carry on.
Get up, and move on;
Because the old me, is dead and gone.
Shadamy Family: Part Five-------------------------------Shadamy Family: Part Five6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
On Shadows ship
What is it you found? Eggman said
Sir, it looks like a black and red hedgehog. The bulky robot replied.
What! A hedgehog? Eggman said unbelieving. One of the other robots accidentally hit the button to open the pod Shadow was in while trying to get out of Eggmans way.
Oh dear. The robot whispered watching the door open. It wasnt long until Shadow opened his eyes remembering what had happened.
Shadow . Shadow . Shadow. I havent seen any mass explosions. Why havent you been destr---- Eggman was cut off at the end by explosions, chaos attacks, and something hard hitting him in the head.
Yeah! One down eight to go! Shadow said with tons of enthusiasm. He was happy to have some action, hes been craving it for a while now. A long while.
Finally we ca
Starry NightStarry Night10 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Swirling night falls.
A deep blue creeps over a sleepy town.
The church bell sounds and seems to say
"All is well 'till dawning day."
A brilliant crescent slips though the sky,
Guided by her sister stars.
The shining spheres calm those below
With cooling light, a tranquil glow.
A twisted shape stands guard,
Gnarled with the passage of time.
It's stood unfazed for a hundred years
Through human strife, pain and tears.
Shadamy family: Part FourAmy couldnt have been more unhappy and miserable as she laid down on her bed just thinking to herself on how it would turn out in the end. She was hoping and praying for a miracle, little response did she get. As weeks turned to months Amys stomach began to get bigger and bigger, forcing her to buy new clothes. Amy went over to Rouges house to just hang out and talk. Thats odd Id never have thought Shadow wouldve done that. Rouge commented on the story Amy had just told her. He always kept his word when I used to work with him. She added. I know, thats what makes it so hard for me to understand, I just know he wouldnt have lied to me. What if Something bad happened to Shadow? Amy muttered and started to think of Shadow, nearly running through every memory she had. Oh, I hope nothing has! Rouge said trying to up Amys spirits. Oh, I wonder if Shadow is alright. This just isntShadamy family: Part Four7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fighting for you Chp.6 shadamyI was chained to a concrete wall with my head hung down. It wasn't in shame, but from sadness. What the hell am I doing here anyways?Fighting for you Chp.6 shadamy4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I heard the door swoop open. Standing there was a big bulldog with an iron mace clasped in his hands. I shivered in fear. What are they going to do to me now?
"Please God, I don't want to die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die." I whispered in plead under my breath. I only turned 16 two days ago for crying out loud.
The bulldog like thing unlocked the chain and grabbed onto my arm. I dragged me out of the prison hole and into a bright very royal like hallway. It felt like I was held prison in a medieval castle.
We halted at a big golden door. It was green and gold and black.
The bulldog fished in his pocket a black key, pushed the key into the keyhole that connected from the big golden door and opened it.
I was enlightened to see such a beautiful room before my eyes. I mean, I'm use to seeing things like this on TV but in real life it really is st
Spirit maker chapter 70 the illusion of speedSpirit maker chapter 70 The extreme training part 2 the training of speed (Vendor s determination and confidence! Training of illusion of speed)Spirit maker chapter 70 the illusion of speed3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Note-I was not actualy planing that spirit maker chapter 70 go more that 15 pages long and came actualy 16 by putting words in order that its easy to read and as well i decided to be like
this because i was not shure how much pages long will be but then it came to 16 pages long
and also it was 16 pages long becaues of not just putting words in order but as well that chapter ends where vendor and raizen end their training and vendor starts with sheena s grandpa next training and also this was really a challange to me what to decide will i do it like
that or not but i did decide that it go like this because i actualy planed that it be like this that the chapter ends where vendor ends his training the illusion of speed with his dad raizen while he was serius and then the chapter ends where vendors starts his train
Shadamy Family: Part Three-----------------------------------------------------Shadamy Family: Part Three7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I wish I could get back home to Amy, I really miss her. I think I should tell her about this weird feeling Ive been getting lately too. I swear its like some sort of hidden instinct within me has awaken or something. I wish I knew why Ive been having this feeling. I wish I could just go home, but this damn meteor shower is preventing me! Shadow thought to himself as he hit the steal wall with his fist, creating a dent. Damn it! He yelled. Just then a meteor stuck the ship and Shadow was thrown into a stasis pod. Shit! Shadow screamed.
Back to Amy and the rest
Ok tell me what it is! Amy shouted happily hoping thisll help her out in some way. Shadows ship is just over t
The Colour Of MidnightShe has a soul the colour of midnight.The Colour Of Midnight5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Not the midnight you'd expect, not the midnight lit by a golden harvest moon; a midnight the colour of champagne bubbles, of laughter, of comfortable silence. Not a midnight the colour of her hair in the firelight, her soft warmth and the promise of her smile; the colour of sun bleached sepia where memories are tinged by nostalgia, and you can almost see the morning approaching.
Not the black of a hopeless midnight, where you can't see the light. That's the colour of the night where the fog presses in on you, there's claustrophobia in the air and the bitter taste of fear and you feel all alone in the dark. That's the colour of the wild night sea, where you are a piece of flotsam floating on an invisible current, being dragged along to the shadows by the relentless tugging tide.
Not the cheap coloured midnight, with orange glowing streetlight, with cigarette smoke curling round make-believe faces. The colour of strong booze that clings to the breat
PoemsI want to dreamPoems4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I want to live
I want to be
Like a bird a want to fly
Like the stars I want to shine
The years you've taken
The time I've waisted
Always looking, always searching
but never finding, never learning...
shooting stars and shooting upsometimes i wonder if we wore our insecurities around our necksshooting stars and shooting up6 years ago in Other More Like This
would people pick so much?
and if all our phobias could be read in our eyes
would we still be so scared?
the sun's on steroids today.
or maybe it's just bullying the moon.
i wonder if there's a pill for an addictive personality.
i would try one.
if you are fourteen, you are not in love.
you are in lust.
there's a significant difference, but
no one can tell anymore.
i know there aren't any monsters under my bed,
or in my closet,
i know where monsters really are.
there are monsters walking down the hallways of your school,
strolling down the sidewalk,
pushing through the crowds at your favorite show.
there are monsters with you beneath the sheets,
wiping your hair from your eyes and smiling at you.
monsters make the best liars.
Words, Words, WordsIt was the end of the last normal day for Jonathan Fields. He had finished work at five and had come back to his modest apartment without a sense of accomplishment. Having fixed himself a hearty dinner of microwave soup and wrinkly carrot sticks, he sat down on his grey couch and turned on the TV. There wasn't anything on that really interested him, but he got some sparse enjoyment from complaining about the lack of content. He had almost reached that blessed hypnotic state the television could sometimes induce, when his cell phone bleeped and buzzed a tired tune that he had long since ceased to hear. He picked it up without looking at the name.Words, Words, Words4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Hi Jon! It's Angela. Are you ready to go? I'm super excited! I can't thank you enough for going with me. We're going to have so much fun!"
"I couldn't let you go alone. It's too dangerous. Anything can ha
Duke Nukem ForeverDuke Nukem Forever has been in the works since 1997. Years of development hell. I've been waiting for it since I was about 10. It was the first FPS game I ever played on my dads Sega Saturn. After 14 years the king returns on may 3rd.Duke Nukem Forever4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Why is this a big deal?
Why is this the "FPS that the world needs"?
Whats wrong with Call of Duty and Halo? (especially in terms of single player..)
They're too linear. Too simple. Too straightforward.
Don't get me wrong, I love Halo, but the reality is its just shoot a bunch of enemies while going through a straight path to the end. Duke Nukem 3D's levels (and other games such as DOOM) had complex levels, with puzzles to solve and multiple paths to complete the level. Hell the first level you could beat in 1 minute with a shortcut. There are over 24 levels in DNF and approximately 16~ hours of gameplay. That is like 2 and a half call of dutys. In one game. And this is only the singleplayer were talking about.
Aside from gameplay, the character himself, D
A Love I Can't EscapeFor you I batheA Love I Can't Escape4 months ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
in horribly wonderful decadence
that envelops me
crushing and choking me
beneath my own ambiguity
I haven't the heart
to hold to the utter
which I've come to feel for you
and it fears its own inability
to encompass such disgusting purity.
I want you
more than I'm willing to understand
and more than I'm willing to accept
still call to me
with such horrifying allure
that I can't help but approach
the cliff which I'm sure
will be my downfall
however perhaps if I gained you
in the fall
I might not mind.
A WriterI'm a mere writer. I may not have the weapons to impact you instantly as so many skillful painters or photographers do. My art may not be a rainbow, only white and black.A Writer4 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
But unarmed am I not. With words your emotions I will shake. Fear this you must not. Just don't stop reading. Enter my world. Do the unthinkable. Come my comrade in arms, let's make a revolution.
My words will change your heart. My words will do what a picture cannot do. They'll make you cry. They'll describe emotions in a way you'd have never dreamed of. Quote my lines you can, and smart you'll look. A girl heart you'll win, and my credit will it be, plus your bravery.
That's what I do and what I am. Inspiration is not always my ally, but love I'll put in my work. My best I tried, so if this your heart moved or tickled, an "add to favorites" button on your right is. Press it and show your gratitude.
Gangster!America X Reader:I don't want to hurt U 5'Is HE the one who gave me the heart?'Gangster!America X Reader:I don't want to hurt U 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
'No ... God please... not him...'
You immediately get out of the hospital bed to go search for him, not minding if your wound will open again
'Where is he!?'
Your eyes widened and tears come out on your eyes again, you saw a guy with a green hood covered in blood and talking to a receptionist
"Alfred!!" you hugged him from the back
Ash ketchum's Death"Hey, Misty," greeted Ash Ketchum, a young Pokémon trainer, trying to reach his goal to be a Pokémon master. He didn't just want to be a Pokémon master, he wants to be the best. "When are you gonna make dinner?"Ash ketchum's Death3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Oh, so it's always ME making the food?!" Misty yelled. She was in a horrible mood.
"Are you kidding me Misty? Brock always makes the food!"
"Well I make it sometimes! You NEVER make food."
"Well, since I've been getting firewood, all you've been doing is screeching at us! And brock always makes the food, you should make it tonight," said Ash.
"Ugh!" she stomped over to the small fire, starting to make food. "I'm not cooking tomorrow. You can do it."
"You owe me a bike!" Misty yelled randomly.
"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FORGET ABOUT THAT?" Ash hated how she kept bringing it up when she was mad at him. He used to feel guilty about it, but now he only wished he hadn't stolen it so that Misty wouldn't have ever come along.
" I won't," Misty said smartly.
Halo- Looking for a Demon Chapter 1The Planet Reach is burning, melting from the pure onslaught of the Covenant. Above the Planet and within it's atmosphere is thousands upon thousands of Covenant ships bombarding the planet. Everything is dead, the planet was no longer green and blue. It was all brown, black, and glowing brightly, enough to be its own sun.Halo- Looking for a Demon Chapter 11 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Down on the Planet above the remnants of the UNSC Junkyard was a CSS-Class Covenant Battle Cruiser with two Covenant SDV-Class Heavy Corvettes and a CRS-Class Battle Cruiser. Down below them was a Covenant Company looking, searching, hunting something.
A pair of Blue w/ purple tints Armored Minor Class Elite's stood over a burnt bodies, burnt Covenant and Human blood, and some weapons. They both stood evenly at 7'6 and were average size for Elites They wore a specialized masks to breathe and their armor was specialize with special shielding, the air was near unbreathable and environment for regular Covenant conventional armor.
"Kronos...we have found it" one of the M