15 Hidden Facts About Transformers1). Starscream is actually an extremely hormonal femme. That's why15 Hidden Facts About Transformers2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
heshe bitches all the time.
2). Soundwave watches people sleep from the monitor room.
3). Megatron has a bunch of his soldiers walk around in heels because he used to want to start his own fashion line, but he got rejected on account of him squishing one of his potential sponsors. Forcing them to hobble around in nine-inch heels compensates for his lost dream.
4). Shockwave's desk is coated in three inches of dust.
5). Knockout is gay, but everybody knows that, so I effectively wasted number five.
6). Breakdown is also gay, and happens to be Knockout's boyfriend.
7). Shockwave is very lonely. He has even resorted to hopping Skype to find someone to talk to, but even the Webcam sluts hang up on him.
8). The reason Bumblebee is so adorable is because he is actually the most evil being in the universe, but his creators made him super cute so that you're glued to she spot as he tears your innards out. Even
The Ryuugen SlaveThe Ryuugen Slave2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A young boy at the approximate age of ten swore as he clawed at a pair of hands hands that were clasped firmly around his slender neck. "Please!" He begged voice feeble "let go of me!" His voice was pleading; desperate even, for he was short of breath and his vision was growing blurry. He felt tears dripping down his cheeks; his strength lacking with every passing moment. Suddenly though, he fell to the floor air rushing into his lungs as he let out a mighty gasp.
He stared up into his attacker's venomous eyes, his chest heaving and he felt fear course through his veins. He wanted to say something, but he was far too afraid to do so, and besides, whenever he opened is mouth nothing would come out. "What a naughty little boy you are, Xiao Long " the silver-haired child shivered at the sound of the man's sadistic-sounding voice; a voice laced with venom and disdain "You're lucky I didn't decide to punish you any more~ No, you're l
TFP Starscream vs Knockout Transformers: PrimeTFP Starscream vs Knockout3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Knockout Vs Starscream
Knockout sighed. He was bored and ran out of polish. Starscream was driving him insane. He wished the seeker would just ask Megatron out and get it over with. He tilted his head as he schemed. Breakdown didn't like the grin on his lover's face, it was never a good thing.
Starscream:ah yes, my lord?
Megatron(holding a small doll): you play with dolls, now?
Starscream: I assure you, I have never seen that uh..thing before
Megatron: and I supose this messy letter isn't from you either?
Starscream: as bad I as I write, I'm not that messy. It looks like Knockout's hand wri
Megatron: Tyrant vs PervertI thought this was an old argument, but apparently I was wrong. I still hear about it when I'm on forums, both within and outside of DA.Megatron: Tyrant vs Pervert3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
So, according to both slash/het fans and non slash/het fans, there are two different types of Megatrons. There is the Perv Megatron and the "real" Megatron. From what I've been seeing and hearing, I think this probably applies to the Transformers Animated series more than the other TF Universes.
Anyway, when my friends ask me about this argument, I have trouble answering because I have mixed feelings on the issue. Unless you haven't seen my works or some of the TF art I've faved, then you would know I'm a slash/yaoi/boysLOVE fan and Megatron is no exception. Still, I have probably a different viewpoint on the argument then most would guess. Hopefully in this mini-essay, I can explain my view.
To those who are "anti-Perv Megs," I actually agree with you to a certain degree. I actually don't care or even like the "Megatron the Perv" concept at all. I th
Coooking with Megatron.Megatron: Today I'm going to teach you flesh creatures how to cook!Coooking with Megatron.4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Step 1: Ask if anyone is hungry.
Megatron: Barricade, do you want something to eat?
Megatron: Fine, I'll go ask the Autobots!
*at Autobot base*
Optimus: Megatron? *goes into battle stance* what are you doing here?
Megatron: *out of breath* do you....want...something...one second...............okay, do you want something to eat?
Optimus: Not really...
Optimus: I mean, I guess I am sort of hungry, maybe some energon cupcakes....
Megatron: Yes! I'm gonna make you a grill cheese sandwich!
Optimus: Ummm, okay, you do that.
Ironhide: was that Megatron?
Optimus: Yeah. I'm gonna go recharge now though, I think half my processor just died.
Step 2: Prepare ingredients and supplies for meal.
Megatron: Bonecrusher, do we have any cheese slices?!
Megatron: Nevermind, I found them!!!!
I want to dieMorning sunlight pierces the curtainsI want to die5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
The alarm rings in my ear
Two hours too early
The snooze buttons broken
I hate it
No ones home
One plate at the table
A half-empty glass of orange juice
A bowl of cold cereal
I hate it
Went to school early
Rode with the same old bike
Seats too hard
The wheels kept squeaking
I hate it
First periods Math
Forgot my locker combination
Slipped on the floor
Lost my homework
I hate it
Schools almost done
Rode through the afternoon
Chain breaks loose
Walked five blocks home
I hate it
Rested in bed
Wanted to watch TV
Forgot to pay cable
I hate it
Cant take it anymore
Screamed my head off
Why is life so unfair?
Why is this always happening to me?
I hate it
I want to die
TFA: Decipticons on the Couch(All scenes take place with a psychiatrist's office with each Decepticon lying on a couch. The doctor is sitting next to the couch with pen and clipboard, writing stuff.)TFA: Decipticons on the Couch5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Black Arachnia: IT WAS HIS FAULT I'M THIS FREAK OF NATURE!! I SWEAR I WILL KILL HIM!!! But....what are these feelings I have for him....? I know I only acted like that to trick him but....was it really to trick him? Am I falling in love with the man who did this to me?! I'm so confused...*hysterical crying*
Cool Faced Bliztwing: I don't really see the purpose of these sessions. There is nothing wrong with me.
Flame Face: And if you continue to babble on about it, I'll rip out your fleshy version of an oil pump and -
Crazy: Call him George, and I'll hug him and squeeze him, and pet him and pet him and.....
Lugnut: You're puny, insignif
16, Cry16, Cry3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
A medic should have been able to deal with it, or block it out, or... well, anything really. First Aid was more then a little annoyed with himself, sitting with Perceptor hugging him close. Their first time together, and he'd done something he couldn't bare to even consider!
It had hurt, and he hadn't told Perceptor that he still had seals, and... frag. He was the grand killer of mood and libidos, wasn't he?
"That was horrible." The mech muttered, glaring between his legs at his valve, still stinging with pain. At least he wasn't crying anymore... But that didn't help his embarrassment as it was. Crying wasn't seen as weak just by Decepticons, after all.
"It wasn't that bad, Aid. You aren't the first to freak out like that, and I rushed it way too much for your first time." Perceptor kissed him, casting the annoyance that he felt towards his own chassis away, at least for a little bit.
"But..." First Aid moaned, into the kiss, optics closing. Even with a little
The Tale of an Argonian ch.1Gazing towards the distant mountains, Makeo let out a sigh. "Another long day," he said to himself, scratching the back of his scaly neck. The sun was beginning to disappear behind the horizon. It would be dark soon; he had to start making his way home. He stood, picking up the sack he had filled with mushrooms that day, and began walking away from his sitting place.The Tale of an Argonian ch.14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This sitting place was located on the northeastern edge of a hill about an hour's walk from Makeo's home. Specifically, it was against a large oak tree on the edge of the hill. He would walk to this tree with his breakfast every morning, then sit and eat while contemplating ways to escape his mundane life. After his morning meal, he would go home and do the day's work, later spending the afternoon hours collecting mushroom caps, firewood, or whatever his uncle needed. Every evening, he returned to sit underneath the tree until sunset. It was the only place where he really felt alone and free to think and dream as he please
Halo Reach: Death of JorgeHalo ReachHalo Reach: Death of Jorge3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Death of Jorge
I stood motionless.
The barrel of my MA37 smoked, leaving tendrils of fading wisps in the air.
And I stood, barely making a sound.
Ever since the last of the Covenant forces in the hangar bay of the Covenant Corvette, The Ardent Prayer, everything's gone too quiet.
I barely made any sound, barely made any movement...
Nor I barely breathed...
I both watched my motion-tracker and the shadows of each and every corner that filled this hangar bay.
And I could feel the sweat crawling down my brow, and each and every part of my body has gone intense.
Because there is this one thing that always clicked in my mind:
I have a bad feeling about this.
But to my relief and surprise, I can hear my COM emitting some static before Jorge's voice ringed out, "Six, meet me back at the Pelican."
It was my only response.
I made one last sweep across the area and checking the motion-tracker before I can confirm myself that its all clear.
With that out of the way, I made my w
Argonian's Revenge Chapter 1Argonian's Revenge Chapter 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1: Beginning of a Horrible Life
South of the city of Thorn in the swamps of Black Marsh of Tamriel an argonian tribe is celebrating the youngest of the tribe's hatchday. His name is Cog-rein, a 8 year old argonian going on 9. His parents just brought in a nice large uberhulk larva carcass to cook over the
His mother walked over to him and stroked his dorsal ridge and smiled. Cog-rein smiled
back. Happy hatchday my son she says as she continues to smile to her child. Cog-rein
inched towards his uberhulk prize. Several tribe elders noticed one of the scouts running
towards the huts. Cog-rein didn't notice as his mouth watered for his hatchday present.
Soon almost all the tribe's adults were in a group talking in argonian dialect. Now Cog-rein
noticed and waddled over to his parents. Whats
Portal: Before They Were CoresPortal: Before They Were Cores2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Before they were cores:
IDS (Pendleton, Wheatley)/Portal 2 Electrician. Black hair. Bright blue eyes.
He's probably one of the most plain and average employees of Aperature, working twice as hard and trying to be as good as the rest. Normally he just did basic repairs and maintenance and due to his clumsiness and poor judgment, he was kept from working on the more crucial projects. When something doesn't work Wheatley resorts to the last tactic: hit it until it does. He's an electrician, not a hacker. Even if he claims to be one. Nearly fired on several occasions, Cave Johnson saw Wheatley's determination, and Cave couldn't help but think of himself and comparing to Black Mesa: Always feeling like you're a step behind the top dog. Finally, Cave gave Wheatley a choice to become something great, someone important, a chance to prove that the average guy can be just as valuable as anyone else. And when Wheatley agreed without a second thought, Cave k
SorrowThrough sickness and health,Sorrow9 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
poorness and wealth,
real love is usually known.
But we, my dear,
share nothing but sorrow:
cry together, smile alone.
Age of RepressionWe drink to our youth, to the days come and goneAge of Repression2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
For the age of repression is now nearly done
We'll drive out the Thalmor from our lands and our throne,
With our blood and our steel, we'll take back our home
All hail to Talos, the mortal-born god,
We honor your name with our drink and our song
We're the children of Skyrim and we fight all our lives,
And when Sovengard beckons, every one of us dies.
But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean
Of the suffering that's sullied our hopes and our dreams
All hail to Tamriel, the land of our birth
By our blades and our hearts, we'll all prove our worth.
We will live without fear, we will raise our war cries.
And when sovengard beckons, everyone of us dies.
Ruby Heart UMVC3 MovesetRuby Heart UMVC3 Moveset2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Moveset:
Game Series: Marvel vs. Capcom/Darkstalkers
First Appearance: Marvel vs. Capcom 2 (2000)
Voice Actress: Brina Palencia
Health: 925,000 HP Points
Energy Projection: 4
Fighting Ability: 5
When the camps of Marvel and Capcom characters were fighting their battles amongst each other, a villain named Abyss emerged and began attacking and destroying life on the planet. Ruby Heart, the captain of a magical flying ship, learns of Abyss' power and plans and goes to the camps, speaking to both sides and telling them of the threat. The heroes and villains then agree to join forces and defeat Abyss and save the world from decay.
Assist Alpha: Schwazaille (Direct, Front)
Assist HC: Mille Fantomes
Assist Beta: Sublimation (Shot, Up)
Assist HC: Mille Fantomes
Assist Gamma: Orb of Power (Extra, Instant)
Assist HC: Mille Fantomes
Seisui Naito: Pt. 2Seisui Naito: Pt. 22 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Zanpakutō Name: Yūrei (Ghost)
Zanpakutō Appearance: Yūrei, the fearsome blade of the Kenpachi, has sown the seeds of a dark reputation. The rumors from its whispered name always speak of its raw power: the destructive past, present, and future that it seems to embody. Outside of Chūsei, the legendary Zanpakutō of Harotaissen Tsuribakki, this particular weapon is considered to be the most spectacular blade in the Gotei 13. And such compliments are not given lightly; dozens of scholars have studied the spiritual power, abilities, and history of the weapon, writing veritable encyclopedias on its every intricacy and nuance. The fact that its powers have allowed 'the Ghost' to live over two centuries past the average for a man in his condition is astounding, and many believe that it holds the secret to elongated life. Whether or not this is actually true has
Momento Mori 'the begining'Momento Mori 'the begining'4 years ago in Settings More Like This
Location: White Africa
"Hey? H? you there?"
Agito woke from his slumber stirred by the scratchy static of the intercom.
"H? your starting to worry me what's going on? Don't tell me your sleeping."
Agito looked over to his left, the view screen that he had left on was switched to audio only on his side which explained why his operator, James couldn't tell if he was asleep or not.
"No James I'm not sleeping I had it tuned to mute, sorry.
And what did I tell you about using just H? I picked Helix for a reason you know I would appreciate it if you actually used my name once in a while."
James back at HQ was a mercenary just like Agito but he was in the operating division of there company, he had no need for a codename. There Client, Rayleonard was a major World industry they had recently raised to the top of the bar after the Kojima wars, there entire company specialized in Over Boosters, Laser Blades ,
Myths of SheogorathSheogorath Invents MusicMyths of Sheogorath6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the earliest of days, in a time when the world was still raw, Sheogorath decided to walk amongst the mortals. He donned his guise of Gentleman With a Cane, and moved from place to place without being recognized. After eleven days and eleven nights, Sheogorath decided that life among mortals was even more boring than his otherworldly existence.
"What can I do to make their lives more interesting?" he said to himself. At that same moment, a young woman nearby commented wistfully to herself, "The sounds of the birds are so beautiful."
Sheogorath silently agreed with her. Mortals could not make the beautiful and inspired calls of birds. Their voices were wretched and mundane. He could not change the nature of mortals, for that was the purview of other Daedric Princes. However, he could give them tools to make beautiful sounds.
Sheogorath took hold of the petulant woman and ripped her asunder. From her tendons he made lutes. From her skull and arm bones he made a
Ultimate MvC3 Fan-Made Move List - Mega Man RAUltimate MvC3 Fan-Made Move List - Mega Man RA3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Mega Man RA (Part of Mega Man: Reawakened)
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Fan-created Move List
Voice Actor (EN): Ian James Corlett (Ruby-Spears Mega Man)
Voice Actor (JP): Fuyuka Oura (Ryuusei no Rockman)
Game Series: Mega Man
Theme Song: Rockman 2 Title (We are ROCK-MEN!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKd8298QJx4
Stamina: 925,000 HP Points
Power Ranking (Out of 7)
Energy Projection: 6
Fighting Ability: 5
Mega Man was once Robert Light, a human being with a gifted mind. When his life was lost due to Dr. Wily's robot Bass, his grandfather Dr. Light and a few other scientists revived him as a humanoid (part robot/part human). As the Blue Bomber, he now fights to save the world from the evil Dr. Wily. He fights for his family especially his wife Tron Bonne and his young son, Anthony. He will not rest until evil like Dr. Wily are taken down. He is Mega Man and this is his fight for the fate of
Ode for SheogorathOde for SheogorathOde for Sheogorath5 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Come swim with the Birds and the Bees
And Gods flying in their threes
And logical Minded monkeys in the trees
Thank you but no Please!
You try to Halt and put it all on freeze
Here is the Daedric Prince, on your Knees
But youve been touched by the Madness
Just Embrace it with total Gladness
For Madness creates Art
A stage for actors to play the Part
Let it find a place in the Heart
Or, face the Retribution and Wrath
Of our rightful Lord Sheogorath
So come dance to the very merry jig
Offer up the yarn, gem and lettuce fig
The cats out of the bag, that dull hag
Laugh at boring old Jyggalag.
Operation SearchlightYou ripped the tongue out my mouthOperation Searchlight6 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Replaced it with fire shower,
You came hissing your depraved war cries
Faces drawn like a slave to your lies;
Under the dark
Shaking your champagne bottles
You sprayed your froth- throttled
Me out of spark.
Gathered up my rivers
In pitch darkness
Starved my suns brightness.
Pulled out of my landscape
Like a picked-clean bone;
Cornered with no escape,
I died in numbers unknown.
You popped corks loud enough
To drown songs of my youth.
But your fire
Could only lick my feet;
I climbed out of the mire,
To lend fire to your funeral pyre.
In time I found and held a handle,
And blew out my first birthday candle.
Writers are all crazy, you know.Letters spill down from a canopy andWriters are all crazy, you know.2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
down the vines,
scatter across the margins to make
a story so divine.
There's a picture show
behind those eyes,
where a lake leaks stories
into a boat full of mad
but for those who think it's crazy
it really is quite sad.
on a rope swing,
between horror and once upon a time.
She obsesses over meter,
and nothing will quite rhyme.
She stares off into the
d i s t a n c e
trying to make some sense
of every idea that flocks her boat
and never will relent.
Her brain is constantly on
A Forest at MorningI dreamed of trees. Bright boughs and bloomsA Forest at Morning2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Through gloom and morning spilled
While I brushed back their silver leaves
That sunlit skies had filled
With gilded wash--the vermeil sight
Above the dusky bark
Seemed starry trains above the moon
And night's enclosing dark
And I stepped under such a sky:
New-formed, bejeweled, and bright
And wished I could forever dwell
Within its dim half-light.
There nothing stirred; no beast or bird
Dwelt in the forest there
Though I heard silent rivers trill
Still wand'ring swift and fair
Through banks embraced by cattail roots;
Through drooping willow leaves
That rustled in the water's rush
Bereft of any breeze.
Oh, I stepped under such a sky
Composed of darkling boughs
Flushed with the swell of morning leaves
All silver-gold endowed
'Till awe forestalled my reaching foot
And stilled the step, half-made--
And oh! to breathe seemed mortal sin
As if each sound betrayed
Whatever heaven I had found.
But when I breathed at last
And put my foot upon the grou