Micheal Moore is an assholeTitle doesn't lie. I saw fahrenhiet 9/11 last night and Micheal Moore was being an asshole. Anyway. Ripped off Kitfox. He seems to be stolen off of a lot by me xD
[Nicknames] KT, Necro, and numerous other things
[Screen name] Kera... which is not me. It's my other character
[Birthday] November 22 89
[Age] 14 will be 15 in three months
[Weight] 90 1/2
[Astrological sign?] Scorpio/Saggitarius. There's a funky term for people with two zodiac signs
[Chinese zodiac sign?] Snake... how fitting
[Location] Pasadena, California
[Marital Status] Single! Hahahahaha!
[Eye color] Green. No one in my family has green eyes and 7% of the world's population has green eyes. Cooool
[Height] 5 feet 5 inches
[Shoe size] 6 or around there
[Parents still together?] Yeah
[Siblings?] Older sister who's 17 or something
[Kids of your own?] Not that I know of
[Grandkids?] That's a scary thought
[Pets?] An ocicat, Icky Cat, a budgie named Crazy Hall Bird (He doesn't really have an
KH Gone Horribly Wrong IIReal quotes from the game redone Necro style!KH Gone Horribly Wrong II11 years ago in Humor More Like This
Sora: Uh...huh? What a dream...
Riku: You saw Kairi naked again?
NOTE: Inspired my spooty closet which I can never find the lightswitch
Cloud (He IS gay!) : I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired. I fell into darkness and couldn't find the light.
Sora: For the last time, the light switch in the closet is on the left, not the right!
Leon: And they'll keep on coming at you, as long as you continue to wield the keyblade. But why? Why would it choose a kid like you?
Sora: Because I'm young, vital, and let's face it, I'm way cuter then you ^.~
Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Now we can go to the outside world!
Sora: Whoa, man. How'd you do that?
Riku: The key under the welcome mat, you dolt
Kairi: So, suppose you get to another world. *giggle* What would you do there?
Riku: Rape you *cough* Nothing
NOTE: Riku is SO easy to make fun of
Riku: Don't give up! Come on, Sora! Together we can do it!
Sora: Ya know, you cou
Sex-ed: Kingdom Hearts StyleYOMG!!!! CRACK(LE) FIC NUMAB 2!!!!!!!!!!Sex-ed: Kingdom Hearts Style8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sex-ed with Sora!!!!! Kingsom Hearts style!!!!
Today, with the help of Miha and Min, Sora will educate us on AIDS the HIV infection.
Sora: *Ahem* Yesh I am Pr. Sora!!! And today I will be teaching you about the horrors of AIDS!!!! Hokay, to start off with, the heartless that I have stowed away in the corner will be symbolizing the HIV virus!!!!!
Miha: Who's gonna be the infected dude?
Sora: That would be Riku
Riku: WHAT!?!?!?! WHY THE HELL ME!?!?!? DOES THAT MEAN I GOTTA BE GAY!?!?!?
Miha: NOOO YOU WILL NEVER BE GAY!!!!
Min: Take one for the team Riku, think of all the little fan-girls reading this. They need to know the horrors of aids!!!!! (so when they rape you they wont get them)
Riku: BUT I'M NOT INFECTED!!!! I REFUSE TO HELP IF I HAVE TO BE GAY!!!!!
sora: Fineeeeee then, your really desperate and fucked a monkey, can I go on?
miha: IF HE'S DESPERATE HE CAN HAVE ME!!! TAKE ME I'M Y
When Rena Finds Riku yaoiRena: *face inches from screen giggling supidly*When Rena Finds Riku yaoi8 years ago in Humor More Like This
Riku: Hey, Rena! What's up? *sits in chair beside Rena*
Rin: Heh, heh, yaoi.
Riku: Tell me something new.
Rena: *finds pic of Riku and Leon* HOLY FISH SINCE WHEN DOES RIKU CRUSH ON LEON?!?!
Riku: *staring at sudden outburst* Well, that was new... Anything else?
Rena: *finds other pic* Man, now I really wish my dream was to come true!! That way I don't have to use this pic.
Riku; *twitching* Right...
Sora: Why're you twitching now?
Riku: She's scaring me... *pointing to Rena who is now drooling on keyboard*
Rena: I found a story!! If it's good, I'm gonna read it!!!
Riku/Sora: *weird groans*
Copper: *now walking randomly into diningroom* What's goin' on?
Rena: *after reading* OOOOH!!!!!!! *throws hands in air*
Riku: Must be good...
Sora: Can I read it?
Rena: Never!!! *evil laughing*
Sora: Why not?
Rena: Uhh, it's between you and Riku.
Riku: o.0 Why me?
Rena: Why you what?
Sora: Ahh, Rena, *puts arm around shoulders* one day yo
KH Letters: Riku's RedemptionDuty…KH Letters: Riku's Redemption10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A word bitter on my tongue, the word that binds me to this alien land of harsh, bright white. Landscapeless, featureless, everything and nothing. The origin of all hearts. Kingdom Hearts.
Every wall pulsates dazzling white light, and I have more or less lost the use of my eyes. I follow the sound of the voice of the king, and he leads me. Everywhere we go, we search for the door. The exit to this universe of nothing. The second Keyblade clinks against the cold, radiant floor. The walls buzz vivaciously but softly, like a bee in a jar, struggling to break free.
As monotonous as these walls are, I am reassured by their light. Not a speck of darkness, no shadowy corner or hiding boogeyman. All wicked hearts began in light, even mine.
Through my heartless ambition, I allowed a gateway for Ansem. He brought with him the storm that destroyed by island and left the black trail that linked my world to the others. He took me to places beyond my wildest dreams, his hands on the driving whe
unODE-Hilary DuffunODE-Hilary Duff9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
ODE to Hilary Duff's AMAZING Ability to Suck soso Bad
ODE to a bimbo, stereotypically blonde
Dumb in the movies, yet dumber in song.
We first suffered through the terrible twos
When Lizz Maguire filled two sets of shoes.
But that was just fine, she was kinda contained
Until Cadet Kelly unleashed tweenage bain.
And then there's the music, so terribly thin
Perhaps someone should take away her pen
Or maybe let her write in invisible ink
To spare us her cat-scratching lyrical stink.
But THEN we must deal with Reality TeeVee—
"Duff heart Joel Madden!" for all to see!
But watching Britney and Jess crash and burn
Suggests this relationship will take a bad turn.
And we'll shake our heads and pray she gets depressed
And retires at eighteen, lowering public distress.
Cause singers who can't sing we got a plenty
And actors who can't act, we got more than many.
So this Cinderella can just take a hike
Perhaps she'll be killed by a nice poltergeist?