Ninja FactsNinjas have existed for centuries, assassinating political figures and being generally mysterious since feudal Japan. However, how many people know anything beyond these two basic facts? What are ninjas really like behind those black face masks?Ninja Facts8 years ago in Humor More Like This
After hours of intense interviews and observation, I have created this list of 20 ninja facts in order to shed light on these little understood people. Hopefully, someone will find this information useful.
1. A typical ninja wakes up before the sunrise. This is due to the fact that ninjas are actually responsible for causing the sun to rise. The sun actually refuses to move from it's downright position unless all the world's ninjas do kick-ass morning stretches in unison. This is because the sun is not only picky, but has bitchin' taste in entertainment. There are few things cooler than watching a clan of ninja doing aerial stunts in the morning.
2. A ninja's favorite breakfast cereal is the Cheerio. Cheerios, in the right hands, can be
Poetry is Hard.I sometimes ponder how such thingsPoetry is Hard.10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
such as poems, sonnets, or singings,
can be written by some sans thought,
without practice or being taught.
So I set about with pen in hand
to write some, as to understand.
I proceeded to lift my mighty instrument
and began to write in order to complement
my knowledge of that ancient field
that has existed longer than sword or shield.
However I found, much to my surprise,
that from the paper, no poetry would arise.
So it would appear that this is true:
that poetry stuff isn't easy to do.