ERBoH Rap Dog vs Rap CatNostalgia Critic:Yeah, how you like to see a rap off between the rapping cat from CareBears and the Rapping Dog from Titanic? OH GOD! I SAID IT!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SHIT DOGGY DOG
Shit Doggy Dog:It's party time! party time!
Watch me kick this feline in his furry behind!
I'll be busting the moves and I'll be breaking you spine!
And I'll be bursting out laughing as you go blind!
You may think you know how to say a groovy rhyme!
But this funky canine can make a funky rap line!
Cheshire Cat:I've haven't heard a worse rap song then by Shaquille!
Forget the sinking, this disaster's the real deal!
I can't believe I'm rap battling with Vanilla Iceberg!
I'd rather get beheaded that listen to the king of the turd!
Boy, you can't even keep up with the beat's remix!
If had to choose between castration and more of your rapping,
I'd rather get fixed! Oh yeah, I'd rather get fixed! Uh uh!
I'd rather... get fixed!
SDD:You think my rapping suck? But you c
ERBoH Mickey Mouse vs Bugs BunnyEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!ERBoH Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Mickey: Hu ha! fighting off an Oswald rip off named after insects? Oh boy, that's swell!
My ears are round like halos, nothing pointy like you, so go back to hell!
Ha ha! Moneymaking demon, I provide timeless classics for children,
I'll shove that carrot up your rabbit hole if you bite it again!
I'll make this the happiest place on earth once my wish upon a star comes true
So every season's rabbit season for gray haired overgrown rodents like you!
Bugs:EEEEEEEEEEEEhhhhhhhhh What's up, Mick?
I haven't seen you since payed Marvel to suck your dick.
Me, Oswald Rip-off, I beg to diff
After all, that's his career that you stiffed
Your timeless classics get old with all the DVD sequels you drop,
when what you should drop are your little Epcots.
Mickey: Huh ha! Speaking of Marvel, remind me to shut down part of your island of adventure
And my sequels beat your sub par vehicles for either Michael Jordan and Brendan Fraser
ERBoH Raven vs Pinkie PieERBoH Raven vs Pinkie Pie4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Raven: Look me in the eyes, All hell will rise
Says your girly show's a curse
I brought twice the "super" back in Supernatural demise
who needs to shoot the general first?
I'll be aiming for the horse, hrm
Make that small horse, since when could boys
Fall for these toddler aimed decoys?
Even your name, Pinky Pie
gives me thoughts I'm really a guy
if I had to choose amidst
watching your show and ending earth
why do you think my Father's fists
made us all once assume the worst?
Pinkie Pie: What's up, Party Ponies?
First I'd like to make a shout out to all the Bronies!
Who the hay died and made you ruler?
Everypony knows we make things 20% cooler!
You may look like Twilight Sparkle with your book,
But you can rap as well as a Tamaranean can cook
You're just an Evil Enchantress
who does lousy dances
and when I look into your eyes
I see you peeing your pantses
Cause we're Friendship is Magic, not flippin' Jer
ERBoH Dr Phil vs OprahEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISSSSSSSSSSSSSTORY!ERBoH Dr Phil vs Oprah4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Dr. Phil: Oprah, you're washed up, get with the issue,
you're like Obi Wan, I'm Vader,
gonna cry? Here's a tissue!
I'm 1,000 times better, you're racist,
cause you wont let anyone on your show, who's not female,
Oprah: Oh, you do not want to go there, my ho!
Cause without me, you wouldn't of had you're own show!
Not just blacks, I also let on LGBTs, Nicker!
Here, have a "I got my ass kicked by Oprah club" sticker!
I put the "Win" in Winfrey, you cameoed in Scary Movie 4,
When it comes to talk show hosts,
I'm the one everyone adores!
Dr. Phil: Please Oprah, my show spreads like an infection!
you're so damn ugly, you couldn't give Gayle King's dick an erection!
Yeah that's right, we all know she gotta small dick too.
you got Antoine Dodson searching round saying "we gonna find you"
and it really ain't no secret you're a dirty ass lesbian,
I'll put you on blast, wait let me call your girlfr
ERBoH Candace vs KittyEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!ERBoH Candace vs Kitty4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Phineas and Ferb are NOTHING against this nuisance of nature,
a female cat, shocking!
With two shows already, one gone, one still going strong, why pressure yourself even more,
You can't beat me, make beats, or follow my beat to this fast rap's
rhyme and sound
Live in denial with your Grey DeLisle, cause only Ashley's got style to say
"You're going down!"
Tonight on the Disney Channel,
it's The Suite Death of Candace Flynn
Time to give these rap battles a whole new spin.
You ain't the only girl who's a victim of Murphy's Law.
Now watch me introduce you to my ten claws
The Hartman ain't finished or rusted
And unlike your Brothers.
your ass is about to get busted
Busted my Ass? I agree, because you said it yourself, and can't!
So prepare to get served without the need of squirrels in my pants!
You want Suite life? You can't have it! Stick to your Icarly foil!
ERBoH Kim Possible vs XJ9EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!ERBoH Kim Possible vs XJ94 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, listen up, have a holler from Kim, yo
I've had it with all these metallic bimbos
Here's the story, and I feel sorry
For Jenny, I've seen more feelings, from my foe, Bonnie!
I've taken down the Betties in less than one full episode.
That's three times you, except once we do the math, you'll equal zero!
This might be Disney, but I won't hesitate after asking what's the sitch?
To go there by saying you're a
cold and rusty broad with ears like Stitch!
You think you're so tough cause you have Doctors for a dad and a mama?
Try fighting the Cluster, Space Bikers and Armagedroid and claim it's so not the Drama.
And F.Y.I. these are Pigtails not ears, you redheaded goof.
and you seem very tan for someone living in the shadow of LaBeouf.
You claim that anything's Possible for you, well can you fly?
Well of course not, then you couldn't get lifts from the guys
or should I say girls cause who do you thin
Fox Tayle, HimselfFox Tayle, Himself10 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Fox Tayle, Himself - by Fox Tayle
My name's Fox. Fox Tayle. I'm a fox – or at least I was one. I don't know the details but I know that I wasn't born this way. They made me like this. Now I'm sure you're wondering who "they" are. "They" refers to a corporation. A big one. One which has connections and a really high-tech science lab. I think they're some kind of defense contractor; I was one of their experiments.
I wasn't supposed to tell you this, because I wasn't supposed to get out. But I did. The company was working on a government-sponsored program to create a new kind of soldier. I know that sounds like a bad movie but they really do this kind of thing. Back to the point. They tried to make a new kind of soldier – one who was as quick and intelligent and capable as a human but better in some areas. Like more cunning and more fierce. But also one who they wouldn't care too much about if he got killed in battle. Humans have families you have to write to when their kids get killed in