Genhater PreviewDay 1:Genhater Preview2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Ok, I've been playing the earliest Pokemon games for years now, and you want my honest opinon on what the new games are? TRASH! That's what they are. The Pokemon in those games aren't even Pokemon! But it seems that my friend has given me a copy of Pokemon Black. I'll record my experiences in this diary.
I've started my 'Adventure' now. I've got my starter, which looks like a orange and black pig. The game says that it's called 'Tepig', but I'm not impressed. I've also got hold of some Squirrel-thing, that's apparently called a 'Patrat'. I'll keep a hold of them for now. I'm pretty sure I can trade them in for the original Pokemon somewhere.
ARE THERE ANY ORIGINAL POKEMON IN THIS CESSPIT OF A REGION? Sorry for being verbal here, but I can't see any Pokemon from the past here at all! There's not a Pikachu or an Eevee to be found in this game. However, I have activated the Wi-fi connection on my DS, and found that there is a feature called 'GTS Negotiations'. I'll ch
Drew Pickles Secret Diaries 2The "Not-So" Secret Diaries of Drew Douchebag Pickles Part TwoDrew Pickles Secret Diaries 26 years ago in Humor More Like This
My name is Drew Pickles and Oh My God! I can't believe my journals are fucking famous. I also can not believe that the last person to recover the journals has been banned. That really sucks. Still, I have more journals to share.
Angelica is such a fucking liberal pussy. She blames every god damn thing on George W Bush, and me being a hardcore conservative had enough of her constant bitching and moaning. I sent her to her room until she votes John McCain for 2008. Of course, she still wants Cynthia for 2008. I then told her Cynthia is a fucking doll who is not real. Angelica then called me a racist and said "Kiss my Black Ass."
Oh my god. Today this terminally ill fifth grader came to my door. He had that STUPID green vest and cargo pants on. He said his name was Doug and he had a journal with him. I then yelled at him saying. "You fucking plagarizer. I came up with this shit first. Go do this on your own show yo
Anais' Bedtime RoutineAnais Watterson is getting very tired after she watched Daisy The Donkey on television while sitting on the couch. Nicole sat down with her daughter after she tucked Gumball and Darwin in bed. "Sweetie?" Nicole asked her daughter Anais. "Yes, Mom?" "It's time to go to bed." Anais groaned that she wanted to stay up all night. "First of all, How about a bath?" She asked her daughter. "Sure." Anais replied and yawned. Nicole picked up her daughter to have her bath. Her Mom already filled the tub with fresh warm water when the girls got to the bathroom. Nicole took off Anais' dress and socks for tomorrows day and put out her light blue nightgown on the other side of the sink.Anais' Bedtime Routine1 year ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
"Oops, I forgot your underwear." She said and took off her daughter's underwear and put a fresh clean one along with her nightgown. Then, Nicole putted Anais in the tub and bathed her daughter. She grabbed some soap and a washcloth to clean her daughter and wash her. Once Nicole was done bathing her daughter, She drie
Barney vs Pokemon the rewriteRead Description firstBarney vs Pokemon the rewrite3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
(I guess Ash let his conversations with Pikachu and the gang distract him again. Now they are lost "again" in a very eerie town.)
Misty: Ash? Where are we?
Ash: Gee, Misty. If you think I knew wouldn't I know how to get out of here?
Brock: Oh, come on you two. Stop bickering!
Pikachu: Pika! Pi Pikachu! (Yeah! Shut up already!)
Ash and Misty: He started it! She started it! No I didn't! You did!
(Both Brock and Pikachu get those big sweat drops on their heads. Suddenly, a young girl runs down the street. Ash and Misty stop fighting.)
Ash pointing to the girl) Hey, maybe she can tell us where we are!
Misty: Yeah! And if there's a restaurant nearby!
(Ash and company follow the girl to a small little school. When the girl stops, Ash and Co. fall to the ground, out of breath from running after her. After they begin to breathe normally again, they hide behind a bush and spy on her and two other kids playing with each other.)
Boy: Hey, Molly! G
Humilau CityLocation Name: Humilau CityHumilau City11 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Developed by Humans: Yes
Permanent Human Occupation: Yes
Notable Features: Gym Leader Marlon (Specialty: Water)
Special Moniker: Calm and Sparkling Seas
Humilau City might not be a familiar name to most people who live in the Unova region, but for those on the up-and-up, there is no greater resort city in the area than this tropical paradise. Originally built as a series of condo complexes to hold people vacationing near Undella Bay, the events of the First Plasma Crisis kicked the city's construction time into high gear, producing as a result a true city with its own permanent population and economy; not surprisingly, this sudden change in plans is equally reflected in the overall feeling it gives most trainers, as it is also home to a brand new gym with a Gym Leader more than connected to the local seascape. Because the city is still relatively new, there is little to say about it in regards to history or even its customs, as the city is st
4934934936 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Creatures I have seen,
In the long grass and
Shallow ponds, and the
Caves in between.
There live the mighty rulers
In the enormous, vast unknown;
Those that control elements and
Those that feel alone
For never should they belong
To a single trainer solitaire,
With an expansive world from Arceus,
Who is seen from Viridian to Altomare.
Trainers can wander,
But yet they cant comprehend,
The number of critters that they must find
And those they must befriend.
The Zigzagoon and Bidoof, too,
And Sentret and Rattata;
Too common to not be called
Programmer trash data.
The hundreds run and scurry about
Through the forests they forgot,
Trying to find a solution for
The hunger they have sought.
And the great Groudon
And the mighty Dialga;
They must be fighting relentlessly
With Kyogre and Palkia, respectively.
Then the large birdsLugia sea guardian,
Staraptor the brave, Articuno in the freezer,
Empoleon with flight ephemeral
Collectively flying above, in the
Skies of t
Funny Dreams I've HadAnd so, here's my list of funny dreams.......Funny Dreams I've Had3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Pogo Chair
Okay, so, in the dream, my family is at this party in a large field when aliens attacked. They were abducting all the men and boys(except my brother cus they didn't want him, and my dad cuz he was hiding). So, my dad told me how to defeat the aliens. So, I got a foldable chair, used it as a pogo stick, and when I got high enough, tickled the aliens!
2. Dad, it Doesn't Make Them Ride Better!
This dream makes me blush. Okay, so I'm standing on the main street of the town I used to live, and April(horse we have) and Sally(Horse we used to have) were walking down the street, wearing bras made out of rope! My dad said that they made them ride better, so I hopped on April, and she fell forward, with her butt sticking in the air! Nope, doesn't work.
3. Donut Trampoline!
So, there was this annoying thing in the sky that Mickey, Donald, and Goofy were trying to get rid of, so they shot this huge black rock into i
The Dignity of LoveThe Dignity of Love1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Destiny was slowly looking off into the sunset that was casting over Cappytown and The residents that were returning to their homes. Meta knight, Slowly watching by saw destiny sitting there quietly looking off into the sunset. As Meta Knight peered at Destiny, He just loved the way her long Midnight black hair laid perfectly against her shoulder, and the way her silver skin glistened against the sunlight. Meta Knight had something towards he could not find yet...... Love. He sat and watched destiny quietly with his cape over his hands and feet. destiny was kicking her feet that were danglin off the edge of the cliff, Which Meta Knight did not like the sight of. Meta knight felt as if there was a danger approaching.... and He was right. At the edge of his eye, he saw a rock hit the cliff that Destiny was sitting on and the cliff started to crumble away. In a Dash Meta knight hopped from where he was looking and bolted to grab destiny's Hand before she could slip off the edge. Destiny w
Men We Don't Know What We Did (Total Drama Style) (Duncan is seen standing near the campus of NYU. Courtney and Gwen walk towards him.)Men We Don't Know What We Did (Total Drama Style)11 months ago in Comedy More Like This
Hey, Duncan, are you going to Algebra today?
Sure thing, Courtney. I'll see you there.
(Courtney starts to scream and cry and runs off into the street until she's hit by a car.)
You're such an asshole!
(Gwen slaps Duncan in the face and walks off.)
This episode of Total Drama is brought to you by...
[Announcer #1, 2, & 3]
Men, we don't know what we did!
We don't know what we did
But somehow we did wrong
So every time we screw up
We just sing this stupid song
We wish we'd understand
Why women think we're dumb
We're trying hard to get it
But for now they think we're scum
Men, we don't know what we did
It's not that hard if you try
Speak from your heart, never lie
Except when I'm getting fat
Don't ever say that
Wakko for PresidentWakko for President1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
(The music starts as a montage of the cast of Animaniacs, who are all wearing merchandise that say "Wakko Warner for President," "Wakko Warner 2012," "Vote for Wakko Warner," etc. and holding Wakko Warner souvenirs, giving away flyers that say "Vote for Wakko Warner," selling Wakko merchandise, and going to random strangers' houses all over the country to spread the word is played.)
My fellow Americans...
My name's Wakko Warner, I'm running for prez
I know I'm gonna win 'cos I'm better than the rest
I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed
And I'm the best dressed, but I digress
From the north to the south to the east to the west
America will look like less of a mess
Romney's not the best, I must confess
Now let me try to express my detest
He's bald and stanky
He's old and cranky
He's got hai
National ParkLocation Name: National ParkNational Park1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Developed by Humans: Partially
Permanent Human Occupation: No
Notable Features: Bug-Catching Contest
Special Moniker: None
The National Park of the Johto region is a fairly large area where trainers and people of all types can go and relax in the warmth of the sunlight or even the cool temperatures at night. Here, many interesting species of Pokemon thrive as well as a few trainers, but overall, this place is more than outdone in these factors by the sheer beauty of the National Park at just about any time of the day. Trainers looking to take a break from their journey will certainly enjoy having fun and looking at the scenery in the area before moving on. It is lastly noted that on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, the local government issues a Bug-Catching Contest within the park that tests the skill of trainers in capturing impressive Bug-type Pokemon while at the same time granting them the chance to captu
My New Pokemon team~My New Pokemon team~2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Allie the Buizel. Female. Brave Nature. Somewhat of a clown.
Myde walked down the long road as she came across a small lake. She smiled and grabbed the water nymph's Pokéball and released Allie. "Neh, Allie do you wanna play in the lake with me?" The girl asked as she smiled down at the small weasel Pokémon.
'Are you kidding me? I'd love to go!' Allie chirped happily at her trainer. The teenager took off her clothes to reveal her blue swimsuit and she placed her bag next to her clothes as she dived into the lake she came back up and giggled at her Pokémon.
Allie dove in after Myde and splashed her trainer who smiled back at her.
Kevin the Machop. Male. Bold Nature. Somewhat jealous.
The trainer was taking a short break in Floaroma Town resting in the flower fields when a wild Drifloon laid next to Myde. Kevin popped out of his Pokéball to play with his trainer but only to find she was asleep and petting the Drifloon.
'Hey! That's my trainer. Get away f
Teacher!EnglandxStudent!Reader: Solar System WolfTeacher!EnglandxStudent!Reader: Solar System WolfTeacher!EnglandxStudent!Reader: Solar System Wolf9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was 6th period,and you had Math class with Mr.Kirkland. Instead of listening to Mr.Kirkland,you were daydreaming about things,that you though were super mega deep. You were daydreaming about a wolf's head in the solar system, You called it,Solar System Wolf. "before we move on to the next part,(Name)?,(NAME)!" you heard Mr.Kirkland call. "SOLAR SYSTEM WOLF!!!" you screamed,"What?listen,(Name) you need to pay attention to class" Mr.Kirkland said before going back to teaching. "pay attention to class...pay attention to solar system class...to wolf" you muttered as you started to day dream again. Looking at the wall,you just kept picturing that same wolf head floating around in the solar system. "(Name),(NAME)!" you hear Mr.Kirkland shout again. "I LO
Love Is - ItaHina - Capitulo 5Love Is - ItaHina - Capitulo 52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Love is always patient and kind; it is never jealous, love is never boastful or conceited; it is never rude or selfish; it does not take offense, and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Love does not come to an end.
LOVE IS NEVER CONCEITED
(El amor nunca es ególatra)
- Eso es lo que diría un perdedor. ¿Acaso darse cuenta de lo que no podemos hacer, no es lo mismo que darse por vencido?
- No. Significa perdonarte a ti mismo por lo que no eres capaz de hacer. Tus camaradas están ahí para suplir lo que tú no puedes hacer y para prevenir que ignores las cosas que si puedes lograr. Si quieres saber quién eres tienes que mirar muy dentro de ti y aceptar lo que ves. Yo no fui capaz de hacerlo, engañé demás y a
I'm On a Boat (Kirby Parody)I'm On a Boat (Kirby Parody)2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Get your gears ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the upper deck
But stay on all of your toes
We running this, let's go
[Magolor & Marx]
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the giant floating boat
I'm on a boat everybody take a look at us
Straight flowing on a boat leaving space dust
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my cloak
You can't stop me everybody cause I'm on a boat
I'm chilling old school, I'm on a boat, fool
We drinking apple flavored cider, cause it's so cool
I got my Master Crown, and my mini-games
I'm feeling good, you feeling stupid and looking lame
I'm tossing up a Blipper, doing flips and tricks
The Blipper's jumping, flopping on the ground to get kicked
But this ain't Aqualiss, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat everybody, don't you ever forget
[Magolor & Marx]
I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and
I tricked a puffb
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The Fate of FenrirChild of Loki, giant's spawn,The Fate of Fenrir10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Odin's doom in wolfish form.
Evil-born or betrayal turned?
By the Gods and people spurned.
Judged, tried, convicted through their fear,
of the threat you might be some future year,
They chose to bind you strong and fast,
though they knew it could not last.
They told you it was just a game,
something to test and prove your name,
they'd tie you up in every fetter,
but none could hold you any better,
Like silken threads you snapped each one,
steel and stone were soon undone,
finally they brought a ribbon, frail and thin,
yet some dwarfish magic sparked deep within.
Your suspicion roused, you tried to refuse,
they taunted you, "Afraid you'll lose?"
Angry, yet sly, you gave your permission,
on one firm, final, bloody condition.
One of the Gods, to prove it's in fun,
must place in your jaws, from wrist to thumb,
their own precious hand to prove it a jest,
before you'll fulfil this final test.
Without hesitation, Tyr volunteered,
the God of War seemed not a'feare
Whispers of the MadWhispers of the Mad:Whispers of the Mad1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Your lips remain painted with the scars of torment
Carved so as to split with every word of speech
The glass that slices through your softened flesh
Bears the marking we know as 'Vinashuka'
And now he lies beneath the falling sand
Drowning in a world that is sinking away
Though his feet will seek the stability of ground
He finds himself caught by 'Vinashuka'
A disturbing word that rings hollow at best
For it carries the tone of a tainted solitude
A heart that has been corrupted by physical pain
Can only scream 'Vinashuka!'
How does a man know when he has gone insane?
To descend into a world where logic is naught
A moon that carries the colour of blood
Shall paint my skin with 'Vinashuka'
I have lost all sense of meaning in this place
There is no where else for my soul to flee
Caught within the whispers of delusory madness
I can only repeat Vinashuka...
-Chen Yuan Wen, 13th July 2012
Nightmare: The Secret KeeperNightmare: The Secret Keeper1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Nightmare: The Secret Keeper
I know, I know; I've asked too much of you already
Up until today I've asked for what I don't deserve
I hope, I hope; you will always be able to put up with me
Because everyone else chooses to ignore my words
So please, please; I want you to take me, and hide me far away
I need you to do this for me; I never, ever want to be found again
Take my will, take my heart, take my tears, take my name
Take my life, take my soul, take my fear, take my pain
Pull me into you, and keep me close to your void of a heart, so I can lose myself
Hold me in your arms, and keep everything in your palms, I yearn to be held
I can no longer stay
So please take me, and hide me before it's too late
I never wanted you to know that I don't care about myself anymore
You need to know up until this day I still feel so, so hollow
It's okay, it's okay, feel my peace, I'm giving it to you, so don't worry
Because you need it more
Wings Of FireWings Of Fire1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Wings Of Fire
Damages have been reversed
I have many flaws to be purged
Tempted for the gift of death to end this living curse
I plead for you to pass the torch
Hand over the destiny I've been waiting for
I can no longer endure this unbearable dirge
Send me off to the fiery abyss
Free me from life's grip
Weep not for past sins
Leave behind those memories
Weep not for scarred skin
Forgive those memorable tragedies
Let go of that darkness within
Grasp onto serenity
Lift up the veil for the ending
Hold onto clarity
There's peace within pain
Calm can engulf the chaos
There's love behind the hate
Freedom can mask the greatest weakness
Mourning for the abandoned promises
Though I can't undo what was really said
Because soon I will be turned into ashes
Please do not follow my footprints of flame
They only lead down a lonely path full of blame
There's no honorable life or death for what I became
Burn away this cruel reality
Our Numb TearsOur Numb Tears1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Our Numb Tears
Something deep within me / Is longing for relief
A haunting aura around me / Reminding me of the grief
Scratching at the core of my soul / Hope is swallowed by a black hole
Locked in the center of my heart / All that is left is the traumatized part
Laugh, smile, blink, and focus. You just need to act as normal as possible.
You cannot let this pain get the best of you. Don't do anything irresponsible.
The damage you do to yourself also effects everyone else, so don't let it become irreversible.
You're being too hard on yourself, no one is perfect in life, you're only human, you're not invincible!
Shock waves of guilt enter my system / While a deathly peace is in the distance
And aftershocks of regret strike me down / I can't show that I'm hurt when they're around
Tremors of anxiety / Infest my entire body
You.You told me onceYou.1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
you would break my stars,
tear them from the sky and devour them
s l o w l y.
I neglected to tell you
they all had their own feelings
and your bruises form my own constellation
in the quiet valleys of my firefly skin.
I am the milky way.
And you, my sweet-
You are nothing more
than a dead star
with a pretty name.