How to Annoy SnapeNOTE: I own nothing! This is fan-made!How to Annoy Snape4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Follow him everywhere.
2. Whenever he gives out a detention in class yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
3. Get the Death Eater mark and say to Snape "Look we match!"
4. When Snape starts speaking go "OMG! It's that terrorist from Die Hard!"
5. Ask Snape if he's anti-depressant.
6. Ask if he's a vampire.
7. Ask him does he ever change his clothes.
8. Put a "CAUTION WET FLOOR" on his desk.
9. Give him shampoo.
10. Tell him that Filch accidently swallowed some lust potion (the object of which being Snape).
11. Tell Snape that Filch wants to have a freesome with him and Mrs. Norris.
12. Next time he glares at you just hug him (extra points if he freaks out).
13. Read in his class (and make sure he knows) all the Slash fictions of him and James.
14. Next time he's mean, ask him if he's on a period.
15. Tell him that McGonagall wants to snog him.
16. Ask him how he's feeling.
17. Put him a room filled with fan-girls.
18. Tell him that Lucius has a crush on hi
The Tale of Severus SnapeThe Tale of Severus Snape4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I see you from a distance.
Your red hair is blowing in the wind.
You're discovering your magic
and seeing your powers grow
You watch your sister being afraid of the true you
I see you laughing at me
when we look at our letters from Hogwarts
I'll tell you my secrets
But I will never tell how I feel about you
I hope we'll be in the same House together
I see you in different colours than mine
It feels like we're growing apart, red and gold versus green and silver
You say you'll always be my friend
No matter what will happen
I can count on your lovely smile and friendship
I see how James Potter is liking you
How others seem to care about you, more than they did to me
The horror in your eyes when I call you a Mudblood
It was a mistake I will always regret.
And then we took different directions in our lives.
I see a future for you that isn't save
Risking my own life just to make sure you'll be ok
And you dont even have a clue
I wanna make sure you'll be save and happy
Even when its not with