How to Annoy SnapeNOTE: I own nothing! This is fan-made!How to Annoy Snape5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Follow him everywhere.
2. Whenever he gives out a detention in class yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
3. Get the Death Eater mark and say to Snape "Look we match!"
4. When Snape starts speaking go "OMG! It's that terrorist from Die Hard!"
5. Ask Snape if he's anti-depressant.
6. Ask if he's a vampire.
7. Ask him does he ever change his clothes.
8. Put a "CAUTION WET FLOOR" on his desk.
9. Give him shampoo.
10. Tell him that Filch accidently swallowed some lust potion (the object of which being Snape).
11. Tell Snape that Filch wants to have a freesome with him and Mrs. Norris.
12. Next time he glares at you just hug him (extra points if he freaks out).
13. Read in his class (and make sure he knows) all the Slash fictions of him and James.
14. Next time he's mean, ask him if he's on a period.
15. Tell him that McGonagall wants to snog him.
16. Ask him how he's feeling.
17. Put him a room filled with fan-girls.
18. Tell him that Lucius has a crush on hi