Episode 1: OpeningNarrator speaks over anEpisode 1: Opening9 years ago in Spiritual & Occult More Like This
empty black screen.
Narrator: In the beginning, there was only darkness,
a black void that blanketed eternity and the vast reaches of the universe…
An explosion rips
suddenly appears in the middle of the screen, spreading outward leaving stars
and planets in its wake. Narrator speaks through the explosion, and then
continues to speak as the planets and stars rotate in the background.
Narrator: Then, for reasons that are still disputed,
an explosion ripped through the void leaving a mass of free floating particles
in its wake. Some came to say call the event the "Big Bang" a sudden change in
the emptiness of the universe that caused molecules to rapidly alter their
shapes, creating planets and stars, which would later go on to become the
catalysts for life.
An ethereal figure made
of swirling dust, and stars appear behind the planets.
Others considered this an awakening of a powerful being
who, with its first infant thought, ren
What Became of themLucifer did not take his defeat at the Lord's hands lightly, for a hundred years he led his fallen brethren against the gates of hell, his flocks crashing against their prison door as the ocean crashes against a mountain; time and time again he led their charge before finally he admitted defeat. But Lucifer's pride was great, and even in his defeat he would defy God, for as God had created, so to could Lucifer create. So Lucifer gathered unto him his flocks, he took his generals, and their legions, and he brought them into the fiery city of Dis, and there he said to them "Lo' though we have been bested by God we are not defeated. Where he created you, and all life, so too do I have the power to change that creation, I can transform you all, I can make you better then how he made you, stronger, smarter, and lither, let those who would brave this transformation step towards me, and know that you will be forever blessed in mine eyes." And so steeped forth Beelzebuth and he said to LuciferWhat Became of them9 years ago in Spiritual & Occult More Like This
A True Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,A True Night Before Christmas9 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse…
That's how the story starts; I know you've all read it,
But pay it no mind and give it no merit;
That's not how it happens, though the story is nice,
First thing that's wrong, our house has no mice.
Though true enough one and all were in bed,
I'm pretty sure no plumbs dance through my head;
The only thing that played through my mind,
Was a vision of morning and the presents I'd find.
I tossed and I turned then sat up with a huff,
I said to myself softly "Well I've had enough."
I told myself "Hey, Three A.M. is still morning."
Then I turned to my brother who was silently snoring.
I looked at my sibling and I gave him a shake,
He tossed and he turned, but he did not awake.
So out from my covers I crept like a snake,
And my way to the living room I started to make.
Across the cold floor I silently sneaked,
(I avoided the forth step, because it usually creaked.)
I crept down the stair