Pilot: SHOEDEAR SHOE,Pilot: SHOE4 years ago in Personal More Like This
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DOES SNIPPY HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
I WAS EVEN ABLE TO PAINT PHOTOSHOP IN PURPLE COLOR (TO PLEASE CAPTAIN) AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A PROPER FIGHT BECAUSE I IMAGINED HER AS A SHOE.
MAYBE I CAN IMAGINE THE
FINAL - October Poll Period * CLOSED:icontransparentplz:FINAL - October Poll Period * CLOSED3 years ago in Deviant Events More Like This
Hello dear members, watchers and visitors
This is the new way to find our winner of our POLL SYSTEM: instead using a Poll with the ten most voted of the period, we'll be using a blog to showcase the 20 MOST VOTED of this period!
This means, or so I hope, more exposure for your pieces and galleries.
The idea is simple: each work has a number and all deviants have the opportunity to vote like if it was a poll...with the difference that you will choose not one but 3 favourites!
All deviants may vote, INCLUSIVE who is participating; the participants may vote for themselves and ask friends and watchers to vote; this blog may have publicity by all means and be submitted in groups.
The work with most votes wins a 3 months sub, our usual prize.
Follow the RULES to VOTE...AND EVERYONE VOTING and ING THIS BLOG will enter a draw to win 100 . The participants may and should click the Favourite Button too - you have
Awesome Stock: Male Stock ModelsAwesome Stock: Male Stock Models1 year ago in Art Features More Like This
Crusader STOCK II by PhelanDavion Warriors 17 by CathleenTarawhiti
Crouching-Sneeking 03 by Null-Entity Firebending 1 [C] by MostlyGuyStock Mopp (6) by anyman82
Operator Soldier Stock - 39 by Nemesis-19 Yayo by borisspears Lormet-Cultural-Dancer-0294sml by Lormet-Images
Sword Pose 18 by deswitath
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SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAYOctober something, something.SNIPPY: REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Today captain declared as "REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY".
The day begun with me getting smacked with a broken laptop and yells "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!".
I tried to protest that laptops weren't attacking people in the mornings back in the past. To this, Captain declared that in fact they didn't have to, because users were so addicted to reading their daily mail facts that every morning they woke up smacking their heads on their laptops.
Then my head was treated to a barrage of empty, metal SPAM cans with words "SPAM MAIL! DODGE THE SPAM! USE FILTERS!".
With these words, captain gave me two old tennis rackets. The tennis rackets had yellow duck-tape stickers on them with words "DELETE" and "BLOCK EMAIL ADDRESS".
The spam can attack didn't end there, Pilot's job for today was hiding behind building ruins and throwing the spam cans at me at random intervals with yells of "INCREASE YOUR GENITAL SIZE!", "RUSSIAN BRIDE LOVES YOU" and "I AM NIGERIAN PRINCE WITH 56 BILL
Tips on How To Get CommissionsWhen offering commissions, it can be very hard to get yourself noticed, what with the hundreds of thousands of other artists out there. People gripe about how pageviews aren’t important, but they are a helpful tool for you to see what kind of traffic flow you’re attracting. The more views you get, the more of a chance there is that one of those viewers is interested in commissioning you.Tips on How To Get Commissions4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Gigonomics is a term I heard about a few months ago at an FLBA conference. After Googling it, many people seem to be using it in a slightly different way, but I was particularly intrigued by the way it was used by the keynote speaker, who was also a comedian. I can’t remember his name, but I probably will after I post this…
Basically he said that he takes any gig he can get, because you never know who could be in the audience. That was how he was asked to come to our conference. I realized that this can apply here on DeviantArt as well.
The way to get yourself noticed is to do a
Win 1500 Points - WINNER(s)THE WINNERWin 1500 Points - WINNER(s)4 years ago in Personal More Like This
First of all: THANKS TO EVERYBODY who joined this game! The response was just overwhelming! Thank you!
And the winner of 1500 DeviantPOINTS is
Due to the huge influx of comments to this journal I decided to select a few runner ups. The following people won 20 points each:
:iconAnemnone: Zwiezda :iconmsXsweeney: Miss-Nevermore
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I kindly ask you to visit all their pages and galleries to give them a hug and some kind comments on their art. They all do very nice art and deserve more feedback! Thank you!
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Sherlock Holmes: The Ever Evolving IconSherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes: The Ever Evolving Icon3 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
The Ever Evolving Icon
What is it about a fictional character first introduced to the public in Great Britain in 1887 that has kept him being reincarnated, with generationally-correct upgrades, over and over again in film and on television? Who is this literary hero whose portrayal over the past century by such past masters as Basil Rathbone and Jeremy Brett to today’s vanguard talents Robert Downey, Jr. and Benedict Cumberbatch has inspired such a continuing outpouring of fan appreciation?
Jeremy Brett as Holmes 03 by Windfreak →
Every generation will forever have th
What I like about your character...Comment below and I'll pick a character of yours that I like the most and I'll write what I like about them! (keep in mind that if I can't figure out where you keep them, I'll look for the most recent one you have)What I like about your character...5 months ago in Personal More Like This
I will only add you if you first make one of these journals and include one of my characters in it, and so on SPREAD THE OC LOVE, PEEPS! Non-this " I don't do tags/memes" bs this time.
Al-Cube51 Vora: - Alrighty, I may have some bias here, BUT! In my defense This lady-bot has a seriously bad-ass attitude and the back story to match. Not to mention the awesome design. I mean just look at them wings! they neat~
GlassFeline Surreal- I'm a sucker for things that are a cleanly distorted, and an entire character based off this theme is just fantastic. Dimension jumping + distraction and only add up to good things.
MelCairoRose Whimz E-
Celebrate deviantART's 13th Birthday!Celebrate deviantART's 13th Birthday!2 years ago in DeviantArt Announcements More Like This
On the day of your birth, you were likely surrounded by those who loved you, who would lead you through the rough first scary years of life, and who would stand by as you grew into a capable person. As time passed, others may have drifted into your life, and even if you didn't know it, they also nurtured and cared for you in much the same way, helping to shape the person you would become.
When a community like deviantART is born, the same common thread binds its originators and founding members together. Over the years, more and more creative beings drift into its life and strengthen its core every single day, resulting in an exponentially inspirational powerhouse for the sheer fact that they've become a part of it. That nurturing spirit, that inherent support system, that caring community inspires deviantART to grow, and it comes from inside each and every one of you.
Observations of an Everyday Observer #1Things change, people change, but regardless of our inconsistency, our choices remain defined by our desire to fulfill them. We mustn't let the presence of fear control our absence of confidence.Observations of an Everyday Observer #13 years ago in Personal More Like This
XBox Time! (With CheeseDoctor22)So, I recently order an XBox360 from Walmart, and it shall be coming in the next six to ten days! Why did I get the XBox360? Well... I think the main reason is pretty obvious... MINECRAFT! So.. I was wondering, does anybody else have the XBox and Minecraft on it? I hope it's easy enough to set up a server, because I'd love to play with you guys!XBox Time! (With CheeseDoctor22)3 years ago in Personal More Like This
**Attention Marble Hornets Fans****Attention Marble Hornets Fans**1 year ago in Personal More Like This
So, I've seen this whole thing starting over on Tumblr
where the fans of Marble Hornets had been talking about
having a symbol, or some way of figuring out who's in the MH fandom.
I saw a lot of different ideas, and found one I really really liked, and thought
that we should establish it as an official thing.
What I think would be perfect for us would be to hat we're going to
put our hands together like you were looking for a good shot fora picture like Alex did in entry 84.
So, spread the word on this idea!! We need to get this
around so other fans can see this and start doing this so we
can find one and another and make new friends with other MH fans!!
You're welcome to make your own journal with this info, well I encourage it!!
Tell your friends and other people that you know that a
1000 points to give away [CLOSED]Another give away like I promised ♥1000 points to give away [CLOSED]2 years ago in Personal More Like This
Add this journal to your favourites
You don't have to watch me, but if you like my work I would appreciate it! And a big thanks to my kind watchers ♥
That's it : )
Feel free to taste one of my a snacks : P
Donuts or macarons?
10 winners of 100 each will be selected with random.org
Deadline: September 5, this time.
The 10 winners of this give away are,
Thank you kindly for joining!
Will do another give away, when I got some points again : )
Have a nice day
Cathedral Of NatureLouie Schwartzberg: Witness to Nature’s Winged Struggle for Our Survival. Koyaanisqatsi is a Hopi word meaning “life out of balance.” It was also an amazing documentary film utilizing slow-motion and time-lapse photography of cityscapes and landscapes across America to beautifully, although disturbingly, depict our modern society’s growing unbalance.Cathedral Of Nature4 years ago in Personal More Like This
Fri Dec 30, 2011, 9:11 PM
Louie Schwartzberg: Witness to Nature’s Winged Struggle for Our Survival
Koyaanisqatsi is a Hopi word meaning “life out of balance.” It was also an amazing documentary
film utilizing slow-motion and time-lapse photography of cityscapes and landscapes across America to
beautifully, although disturbingly, depict our modern society’s growing unbalance.
View *louieschwartzberg second video, “Wings of Life” on YouTube
Cathedral Of Nature (cont.)
Leonard Nimoy's Famous Vulcan Salute Revealed!Leonard Nimoy's Famous Vulcan Salute Revealed!6 months ago in Art Features More Like This
ANCIENT SECRET ORIGINS OF LEONARD NIMOY’S Famous Vulcan Salute Revealed!
In 1968 The New York Times described it as a “double-fingered version of Churchill’s victory sign”
Today it’s a hand gesture as recognizable as a thumbs up or the middle finger. Leonard Nimoy invented the Vulcan salute as an exercise in character development. He told The Times that he decided the Vulcans were a hand-oriented people, and he felt it nece
Fan Art Friday: X-FilesFan Art Friday: X-Files5 months ago in Art Features More Like This
FAN ART FRIDAY:The Truth
Is Out There
The Truth Is Out There…
And FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are back to continue the search for the truth.
That’s right, almost 13 years after the end of The X-Files television series, David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will reprise their roles for a 6-episode “event.” Originally premiering in 1993, The X-Files quickly grew into a cult classic and pop culture phenomenon. Spanning
Writing Real, Original OCsHi. I'm Alexi. Before we get started, there's some things we need to get out of the way.Writing Real, Original OCs4 years ago in Personal More Like This
My advice is not gold. It's probably not even silver. It's not law. It's just advice. But I've been writing for years, and I've been working on this for a few days now, so It'd be pretty nice if you listened to me.
Writing believable characters starts off pretty difficult. The first characters you write will probably be shallow, and/or idealized versions of
yourself. Your first villain is probably 'just evil because he's evil'.
Your characters fall into a number of stereotypes, and become labeled by them.
Maybe you want to avoid Mary Sues so you make your characters plain.
Maybe you write extrasuperfabulous people because you want your characters to be liked.
DON'T WORRY. THIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL. EVERYBODY STARTS OUT LIKE THIS.
Throw this mindset out the window, because:
There is one thing that every main character needs to be.
They don't need to be
College LifeI don't really talk too much about my daily life on dA since I didn't want to spam everyone with constant horror stories of my time in the kitchen (which is why I do that on fb https://www.facebook.com/FisheyePlacebo/photos_stream instead) but today, I would like to share some of the extra "special" moments during my college life (even though I graduated already).College Life3 years ago in Personal More Like This
When upstairs neighbors are being very loud, the most effective method is to leave an angry coconut at their door
When life gives you pears, cut them into ducks and bake them into pizza~
When the Occupy movement swept through campus, make sure the fridge participates.
When assigned to go to a museum for Art History, take detailed notes of the kinky nipple biting eagles.
When roommate cooks something that cannot be described with words...
When the new apartment sink rage quits...
When I got the bright idea to create an aquaponics system in my bedroom... which later flooded the carpet... (Trust me, I'm an
Join a SOPA and PIPA debate What are SOPA and PIPA?Join a SOPA and PIPA debate4 years ago in Personal More Like This
The United States Congress is proposing two laws that address the problem of wide-scale unlicensed distribution on the Internet of motion pictures, songs, trademarked goods, and patented pharmaceuticals.
One of the proposals is called SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) and would direct search engines in the United States to block Internet sites outside the United States that are primarily engaged in distributing unlicensed content.Another proposal called PIPA (Protect IP Act) would block websites located in the United States as well.The Obama administration is putting a stop to these proposals. It wants the Internet companies and the content companies to get together and come up with more functional and less destructive solutions.
Culpeo babbles: Childhood OdditiesOdd topics require odd titles.Culpeo babbles: Childhood Oddities2 years ago in Personal More Like This
This journal exists because the other one's getting old and i needed something to keep this interesting. Also, the amateurish journal skin i created years ago annoys me and since i'm an absolute N00b when it comes to CSS i thought it would be best to finally remove it.
The last nights i was biking through our town to do nightshift (i love doing that. Not a single soul around and you realise how quiet even the civilised parts of the world can get) and while letting my thoughts flow i was grabbed by some intense nostalgia for some reason. I remembered my childhood especially and....how ridiculously naive i used to be back then. The way i saw the world, all the things i had to learn and understand first (the very anatomy of „sarcasm" for example).
I remembered some cases that appear especially wondrous to me nowadays when i think about it so i thought it would be funny if i share some of them.
Childhood Oddity 1:
Black and white television.
I grew up
Top 40 favorite moviesGabby if you're reading this I need you to do this. Now.Top 40 favorite movies2 years ago in Personal More Like This
~~~Gulity Pleasure zone
40. Lost in Space (1998)- More like lost in production.
39. Doom (2005)- Doomed from the concept.
38. AVP: Alien vs. Predator(2004)- Better love story than Twilight.
37. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)- Inflatable boobs.
36. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)- Revenge of the fanfiction.
35. Fantastic Four (2005)- Dem greeephix
34. The Dark Knight Rises (2012)- More like my penis rises.
33. Catwoman (2004)- Selina Kyles where are you?
32. Cool as Ice (1991)- Don't get Freezer burn.
31. The Room (2003)- I'd hit it. But I did NAAAAAT.
~~~No more guilt
30. Pokémon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back(1998)- Clones n shit.
29. The Polar Express (2004)- Stylized CG mothafuckas
28. My Neighbor Totoro (1988)- Get in cat.
27. The Secret of NIMH (1982)- Bluth n meese
26. The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)- A pretty movie about an ugly dude
25. Destino (2003)- Salvador Dahli is a we
I'M STILL ALIVE.I haven't written a journal in awhile and I'm sitting in the library at my school completely bored, so I figured I should waste some time writing this. So I am.I'M STILL ALIVE.3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Anyways, I witnessed something quite hilarious this morning. So my friend Gaby rides the same bus as me, and she always walks ahead of me in the hall and I follow her to her locker. Today, however, she must've been over-tired or something, because as I was walking down the hall towards her locker, I saw her skip over the section where her locker is and go to the next section. For about 30 seconds the scans that set of lockers, obviously very confused, then turns, sees me, and does a walk of shame to her locker while I laugh at her. It honestly made my day and possibly my week. And she's going to kill me for posting this...xD
Moving on. So, you guys may have noticed that I have been making many pieces of wire-wrapped jewelery. It's one of the only hobbies I've had that has lasted longer than a couple weeks and that I may end up
I GOT MY Cheesybox360! Let's all play together!Hello fello SuperBoxers! I don't know what they call the actual XBox thingy players, but we are not ACTUAL! Wait, we are. I have no idea what I'm saying! Anyways, my Xbox came today! It came in a box, and it had an X on it! Woah-- Double X box! Actual, like, triple Xbox, because it came from Fed-eXI GOT MY Cheesybox360! Let's all play together!3 years ago in Personal More Like This
Twist and Shout (Destiel fic) RecoverywaitTwist and Shout (Destiel fic) Recovery2 years ago in Personal More Like This
TWIST AND SHOUT
I THOUGHT I WAS READY
"HOW SAD COULD IT BE", I THOUGHT
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY CRIED THAT HARD SINCE I WAS ELEVEN
NOTHING WILL EVER BE O K A Y
WHO TOLD ME TO READ TWIST AND SHOUT I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD IM STILL SOBBING IT'S BEEN 3 FUCKING WEEKS DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME DONT EVEN BREATHE IN MY DIRECTION
i c a n d i g e l v i s i c a n d i g m y s e l f a h o l e t o d i e i n
Its funny because i will never be sincerely happy ever again
I literally will never be able to listen to elvis and not imagine Dean holding Cas in his last moments
Taking his last breath
Listening to his favorite song sung by his favorite person
While his heart makes its last beat
I can never stop crying
f u c k
NEVER READ TWIST AND SHOUT EVER EVER EVER DONT DO IT AND IF YOU DO DEFINITELY DO NOT I SAID DO NOT READ THE LAST PART WHILE LISTENING TO "I CANT HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH