Tri-Stone Area OUTTAKES(NB: The following "outtakes" are not real, they have been put in for entertainment purposes only.)Tri-Stone Area OUTTAKES4 years ago in Humor More Like This
PHINEAS AND FERB - TRI-STONE AREA - OUTTAKES
ISABELOCK: (wiggling her toes in front of the fire) Cantok maka foom-
(At that point, she suddenly pulls a muscle in her left foot)
ISABELOCK: -FAAAAAAA!? (out of character) My foot! Cramp in my foot!
(Phinebunk jumps off his log and dashes to Isabelock)
PHINEBUNK: (out of character, rubbing Isabelock's foot) You okay?
ISABELOCK: (out of character) Yeah, just walking around like this for the whole episode is so tiring!
DOOFENGUNG: (watching water dripping from a stalactite) [Eager grunting]
(The next water droplet suddenly "withdraws" and doesn't drip)
DOOFENGUNG: (out of character, to camera) Don't tell me they had a water crisis in the Stone Age too??!
(after Phinebunk eats a marshmallow)
GERB: (trying to remember his line) Uh... Cantok maka foomfa?
(Phinebunk stares at Gerb blankly)
Soul x Maka - FanFic - PockyPockySoul x Maka - FanFic - Pocky5 years ago in Settings More Like This
All was quiet within the small apartment. The only sound interrupting the silence was the content purring of Blair as she dreamt sweet dreams in the midst of her slumber. Soul was asleep on this glorious afternoon as well. It was a peaceful scene. That is, until the front door banged open.
"I can't STAND that repulsive man!" Roared Maka.
Her blonde hair streaked behind her, as if it was trying to keep up with her angry strides. Maka violently slammed the door, almost knocking it off of its hinges. Blair stirred in her sleep.
"Maka, is that you?" She yawned, getting up and stretching her feline body.
"Yeah. I'm home, Blair." Sighed Maka, a hint of agitation in her breath.
"Did your day out with your papa go well?"
Maka pulled the same face that you would pull after meeting Excalibur.
"Um not so well then?" Chuckled Blair, awkwardly.
"He spent the whole day being a womaniser." Groaned Maka, "Trying to draw in new prey by pretending that he was a lonely, single parent that was
Bittersweet happiness.I can still remember the day it all started.Bittersweet happiness.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The day of the wing ceremony. Zelda and I had just finished the final part, and I had just received the sailcloth which I assumed would only be useful for jumping off of my loftwing to get to Skyloft rather than going to the trouble of having him land.
After she had surprised me by shoving me off the statue of the goddess, she had requested we fly through the clouds together. I accepted gratefully, unaware of the dangers lurking in the seemingly peace-filled sky.
With our birds soaring through the thin clouds, Zelda eventually called to me, declaring she had something she wished to talk to me about.
Before she could finish, a tornado black as night and powerful as a god took Zelda in its grip, sending her along with her loftwing swirling to the ground below.
It was quickly explained to me my destiny, to save the world and along with Zelda.
I became meek at the revelation, and realized later that I was no hero. That I was only doing it to sav
Karezi drabbleGC: H3Y K4RK4T?Karezi drabble4 years ago in Romance More Like This
Karkat Vantas heard the familiar ping of a new message on Trollian sound from his husktop. He got up with a grunt from the couch, pausing his romcom. He had already seen it a billion times but it was one of the few he had actually managed to capatulogue before his whole freaking planet had blown up and it provided some comfort and what little entertainment he could get after being stuck on this meteor for over a year. He hoped whoever it was had a good enough reason to distract him from this fine piece of cinema.
Oh who was he kidding anything would be more interesting than this crap.
He saw the teal text and took a moment to be surprised.
CG: I PAUSED MY ROMCOM FOR THIS. IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
He waited for the teal text to appear again. It didn't.
CG: OKAY I'M SORRY I'M A STUPID BULGE LICKER.
CG: WHAT DO YOU NEED.
CG: COME ON TEREZI WHAT IS IT.
GC: COULD YOU COM3 H3R3
CG: *HERE* WHERE?
CG: CAN TOWN?
GC: MY R
The Cycle of Life~Here I am..The Cycle of Life3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
something special coming out
my very own mother's womb.
An Angel, an innocent one.
Becoming a Child,
carefree, loving, enjoying
life as fullest. About School,
friends, going to icecream shops on
I'm developing, growing up through phases.
Lots of stress and School,
Becoming a little Lady/Man I am.
Going through Puberty.
My Adult Age,
So exciting to meet a new life,
to become a young Mother/Father, to be
a Business Man or a Business Woman
I love going to work, spending times with my own children.
Fighting for my country as my last days to come.
I stand up for what I believe in.
What I fight for.
As my last days are soon to come
In My Grave,
through four seasons,
Everyday 4 weeks, each month
12 months, each year.
Spiritual Life, Here I am.
An Angel, to protect my loved ones.
Here I come.
You said....You told me “friends forever”,You said....2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
More like ‘friends for now’,
As your sweet promises
Were just lies I allowed.
You said “we are best friends”,
More like ‘friends at best’,
As your solid affirmations
Were all digressed.
You told me “I need you”
More like ‘you need me’
As your statements
Were my last plea.
Why did you go?
Why did you leave?
I’m left here all alone
Trying, in us, to believe.
MemoriesThe wagonMemories3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I start my long journey with a lone wagon, only with the help of my family to get me started and I go alone into the world. As I go I meet people, let them ride, let them pick up souvenirs and hold their luggage.
As time goes by they either get to their stop or want off the wagon, but they always leave their luggage and memories behind. As more people get off the wagon wears down from the weight of the memories and luggage.
It gets harder to let people on as the wagon has so much already on it. The wagon gets worn down as I do. Growing slower from the memories of people past make the wheels grind from the weight and slows.
People try to get rid of the old luggage and memories but they always return. The more that get off the wagon the harder it is to get where I'm going.
People come…. People go….. but the memories are always within the very wood of the wagon……
SE-Happy Stupid Valentines DaySoul Eater Valentine's SpecialSE-Happy Stupid Valentines Day5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Happy Stupid Valentine's Day"
It was a day most women were 'obsessed' with.
They spent weeks before the special day just 'talking' about it! Always asking each other if they knew who they're Valentine was going to be and if they were getting anything for anyone. It was a day where couples got closer, did romantic things, bought each other flowers and chocolate and little teddy bears Soul didn't like to participate in it and neither did his meister. They had the same thought about it.
"You shouldn't rely on just 'one' day to show affection to someone."
Here in Death City, Shibusen had some different "rules" for Valentine's Day. Most couples did their thing yes but most of the partners did things for each other too like i
AsktheArtist Interview w K-Bo and Sarah TranscriptAsktheArtist Interview w K-Bo and Sarah Transcript3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Interview with *kevinbolk
<thefluffyshrimp> Welcome to ASKtheARTIST. My name is *thefluffyshrimp and today I have the great privilege to interview *kevinbolk, a hilarious and talented comic artist and creator of many popular works on deviantART.
<thefluffyshrimp> Thank you for presenting us with this opportunity to interview you, Kevin.
<kevinbolk> Howdy! Glad to be here.
<kevinbolk> This is my first interview over chat, so I'm a bit nervous.
<thefluffyshrimp> First question!
<thefluffyshrimp> ~HathorLiderc asks "Were there any inspirations to your art style?" and ~
Overcome your Writer's BlockOvercome your Writer's Block:Overcome your Writer's Block3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
If you want to deal with writer's block
the plan is simple, tickty-tock
Give in to madness, go insane
search for words in the midst of rain
When you hit the wall on its painted face
with your fingers and knees you'll find a trace
The secret passage that will lead you through
or perhaps you might be eaten by a grue...
Back to the rhymes that I use to explain
If you try to go forward it will be in vain
So try a new direction, upward or down
Left or right maybe Charlie Brown?
There are no limits except in your mind
Now do a google search and what do you find?
A pond of ideas now stagnant and brown
I threw in Jay Sean and he went down down down
But I digress and let me wind back
If you focus on the dot then the screen will turn black
and a screamer pops out, you've had a really good fright
are my metaphors putting up a really good fight?
Let me put it simply, in english plain:
A good writer isn't one who forces his brain
Order and stru
My First FanficMy First Fanfic6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
My First Fanfic
by John Su
Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.
At the top of the staircase he stood up and shouted at the top of the staircase "Sephiroth!" The man with long hair turned slowly and with a flash of his sword removed Sonic's nipples from his body.
"OUCH that hurts!1" cried Sonic, hurting. "Looks like I will need the power of the CHAOS CRYSTAL for this opponent!" and he raised up a handful of glowing gems.
The light from the jewels summoned all the legendary pokemon in the world together and they fused together into a Pyschic Ghost Dragon Pokemon. "LEAVE THIS TO ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" it said in the voice a thousand monsters, and shot a giant Hadouken at Sephiroth.
Sephiroth bounced it back with a spin of his blade, and it hit the Psy-Gho-Dra-Mon in the face, crashing him to the floor and half-crushing
How to make Homemade QuesadillasQuesadillasHow to make Homemade Quesadillas3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2 flour tortillas per person
1/4 cup refried beans per person (Not required if don't like/allergies effected)
1/2 cup Cheddar cheese and Monterrey Jack Cheese, grated per person
Instructions (May skip steps 4-5):
Step 1. Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees F.
2. Grease baking sheet with baking spray
3. Place one tortilla per person onto baking sheet
4. Spread refried beans on top of tortilla
5. Top beans with grated cheese
6. Place second tortilla on top of cheese
7. Place in hot oven and cook until cheese is melted
8. Remove Quesidillas from oven
9. Lightly Press Quesidillas down with a turner
Back When Things Were Simpler chapter 11I pull out the book as I continued flying to make sure we were going the right way.Back When Things Were Simpler chapter 114 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
I flipped through the book until I found the correct map, and I stared at it for a few seconds.
"Hey, Darth!" Jay's voice made me look away from the book.
He had stopped jumping and stood on a building not very far back from me.
I flew back, landed on the roof and my wings went into my back again.
"Hey, look over there," He said quietly, and pointed over to a small house with a curtain over it.
"That must be Orias' house..." I mumble.
"Yup. But look around that."
I move my eyes away from the house, and see floods of police officers on the streets, holding pieces of paper up to people's faces, and I didn't have a single doubt as to what was on them.
"How do you suppose we get around that?" I ask.
"Why the hell are you asking me?!" He explodes.
I turn my head to look at him.
"Oh, I thought you said you were a master thief who never gets caught," I mock him.
He clenches his teeth and makes a growling noise
StreetsideStreetside4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
it trembles, a
crooked form caught
in a black sea,
stagnant now the
still waters rumble
with the passing of cars and
unmoving eyes, casting deep
shadows over its
it croaks, a feathery wing outstretched,
a mouth, wide open
unable to utter a single
I'm the type...to try and smile when they're gunning me down andI'm the type...2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I won't tell you until I'm full of empty shells that
the world wasn't built on land but on
a lack of better term for human desire for satisfaction that does not exist.
To be optimistic when one's soul is a realist but
it doesn't matter how many petals you count because
the last draw will always end with a dead end that
takes you to a new beginning where at first you feel..
this is it. And I'm going to make this my
home.. If not for the eyes that prey on your identity while perched on
trees that take root on ground made of greed and
Is happiness a paradoxical conspiracy that finds salvation in the dreaming minds of those awake. Or perhaps just
something I have only caressed but never tasted to
Is suffering that which is beyond the first dream that
we all awaken to after sleeping that first sleep when
we break free of Innocence.
Or are my words not but images that you have unconsciously
Unecessary FameYou step in your clothes the same way I do,Unecessary Fame3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You have a daily life, and I should too.
You are a singer, an actress, whatever you want to be.
But all the fame, is not necessary.
You've got clothes on your back,
I do too.
But Do you appreciate,
Like I do?
You spend stuff on crazy things, not making wise choices.
But I try to give all my love, and all my emotion.
So tell me, who do you want to be?
An actress, a star, or a loving person in the family?
Don't give pride in yourself, that is at fault,
What have you, yourself, been taught?
I came out of my mothers womb,
Didn't you too?
I am just a person,
What About You?
Have fame in your life,
The light is mine.
But only I can make it happen.
Not Pride, Not Boast.
But make it shine.
You are another human being,
given so much attention to what you do,
but is it really for who you are?
Be You, Just Be You.
Live With Me Forever"Caaaaaaaaameron!"Live With Me Forever5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I felt a poke on my shoulder. Then other. And another. And another and another and yet another. Fuck.
"Yes?" I turned around to be greeted by the eyes of Lizzy: a skinny girl with frizzy red hair cut to a bob just below her ears. Also known as Lizzy, or more widely as the most annoying person in the entire school.
"I waited for you outside of algebra because I've got English right next door but you never came out. Where were you?" Lizzy smiled brightly, bouncing her way along as I walked. I guess she was alrightI mean, she did like talking a lot but I didn't mind that much. I was pretty good at tuning people out.
"UhI wasn't in algebra " It wasn't a lie, it just... wasn't what Lizzy wanted to hear.
She frowned in an extremely exaggerated way. "Why?"
"I was feeling sick so I stayed in the nurse's office for a bit." That was definitely a lie, but it was good enough for Lizzy.
"Are you feeling better now?"
We turned into the cafeteria, AKA the
Aquatic The SeaWingName: AquaticAquatic The SeaWing2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Abilities: Can breath underwater, see in the dark but because she has a bit of weak eyesight she can't see as well as her brother, create huge waves with her tail, she is a bit more of a stronger swimmer than her brother.
Closest Friends: Void and Eternal the Nightwings
Likes: Hanging with her brother, her NightWing friends, exploring, swimming, Aquatic(Language), sports, teaching their NightWing friends to understand Aquatic, art
Dislikes: Is a bit wary of SkyWings, being alone
Personality: Aquatic is outgoing but is still wary of dragons because she hasn’t come to trust many other dragons, other than Void and Eternal. She has become very wary of other dragons due to what they experienced outside of the Kingdom of the Sea. They are terribly scared of Skywings and Queen Scarlet. She has a hard time sticking up for herself, she loves it when she can though because she feels independent eno
Rolling GirlRolling GirlRolling Girl3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Is always in a dream
That will never come true.
There's so much noise
Inside her little head.
She scratches it around,
She Scratches it around.
The word comes out
Did she lose
She had to say?
It's a mistake,
What a mistake,
If it ends up
To be another puzzle
She rolls again!
One more time,
One more time
"I will be
Rolling again today"
And the girl says,
The girl says
As she orchestrated
In her spoken words.
"Are you done yet?"
"Not done yet.
The future is still
So far away
So I stop
My breath now."
To her end,
Beyond the color
She can't reach.
Those overlapping voices
In the air,
She mixes them
She mixes them
The word comes out
She lost the words
That she had to say.
"What should I do
To make it right?
No matter how
The mistakes are made,
The slope is
Tempting me to
Roll on it again."
Ode to PrinterOh printer,Ode to Printer5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I wish that
He stares at
He looks at
You as though
You will begin
To speak to him
(Though I doubt
You share a common
He comes running
As you begin to
Paper in and spitting
It out as you
Ink words and images
(As though what he
Needs is being printed,
And he needs to grab it
Before anyone sees.)
Cease and Desist,
Your siren calls,
Of being an oracle.
Cease and Desist
Release my cat.
Haters are Gonna HateHaters are Gonna Hate3 years ago in Letters More Like This
Haters are gonna hate
Some people in their lives will have haters stalk them ,send them hate mail,
make their friends stab them in their backs, and make others hate them with their lies, pretty much try to hurt them in any possible way that they can...
If this sounds like you, well then listen up your not alone,
around the world there are people like us that seem to get hate all the time and
enemies,,, , why do you get them and what can you do?
Well first of all we get haters for these reasons
1) We have a talent
2) you're a people person
3) others like you
4) Your life is successful
5) you feel good about yourself
And last but not least
6) You have something they want
That is pretty much the summary of why we get haters….
Most of the time, it is best to ignore, after all there will always be people who will envy you.
Unfortunately, when you get a pro hater, in other words a hater that really hates your guts and has the evil skills of making you miserable, that
BLT -- Light and DarkBLT -- Light and Dark6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was a dark and stormy night! No, wait, it wasn't stormy yet. That happened later. Well, let's just say it was a dark night and leave it there.
Two whole days had passed since we had left the Cottage. We'd seen some interesting things already, like a forest of sticks and a peaceful meadow filled with animals. We'd followed the light of the Really Big Lamp and Radio's navigation skills (if they really were real) to this place; a creepy forest of darkness.
Being a lamp, I hate the dark. That's why I was so glad my light was there to shine in the forest, showing everyone where to go. Of course, I was a little bit angry when Kirby told me to turn it off, but he had a good reason. The battery was dying, and without it there would be no way we could keep going. Sure, we can move on our own power for a little while, but we need some power source to keep us going forever.
So, there we were, in the dark and spooky forest, no light, running low on power, no light, in need of shelter, and no li
Of Dreams and Nightmares Pt2The chariot touched down in Canterlot, more specifically, Celestia's castle grounds. Twilight and her friends disembarked the chariot and thanked the guards, who held their heads high, showing off their pride. Twilight led her friends through the grounds and into the castle itself. There they met with Princess Celestia, who was pleased to see that they had finally arrived.Of Dreams and Nightmares Pt24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Please, this way " spoke Celestia, her tone seeming to be layered with a sense of urgency, which contrasted her normal, slower, calmer way of speaking. The Princess led them through the elegant hallways, where shining marble pillars, and various stone carvings oversaw their progress. The Princess led them into the throne room, where her regal sister, Princess Luna was waiting. Celestia took her place on her throne, whilst the six ponies stood the customary distance away from the thrones.
Twilight took a small step forwards, making her stand out from the crowd. She bowed her head, and immediately lifted it back