Equius defies the nude party▲: D --> State your name, species, and b100d color
▼: CONF3SS1ON T1M3.
▼: MY H34RT STOPS WH3N YOU LOOK 4T M3.
▲: D --> Oh, it is you, Pyrope.
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> This is making me
▲: D --> Sweat
▼: H3H3, H3Y 3QU1US. TH4T W4S 4 M3SS4G3 FROM SOM3ON3 3LS3.
▼: NOT M3.
▲: D --> Was it the highb100d who has sent that message
▲: D --> If it is not I will not be pleased
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> I do not take interest in such a rustb100d
▼: YOUR SUCH 4 L14R.
▲: D --> What
▼: YOU W3R3 H4V1NG SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH 4 ROBOT TH4T LOOK3D L1K3 H3R.
▲: D --> Err
▼: 4ND W3R3 YOU T4LK1NG ABOUT G4MZ33?
▲: D --> Err...
▼: B3C4US3. H3H. H1S QU4DR4NT H4S B33N F1LL3D.
▲: D --> Wh-where is your proof
▲: D --> I demand proof
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> Support your claims with evidence this instant Pyrope
▼: YOUR R3D FOR 4R4D14.
Karkat's Friend Search Part 1Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Karkat's Friend Search Part 15 years ago in Comedy More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: HI THERE
▲: MY NAME IS KARKAT
▼: Greetings Karkat
▲: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
▼: Youre Just The Troll I Wanted To See Actually
▼: Excuse Me
▼: Well Yes Of Course But Why Are You Asking That Question To Anonymous
▲: MY LUSUS DOESNT LET ME GO OUT MUCH SO I THOUGHT I COULD MAKE SOME FRIENDS IF I ASKED AROUND
▼: Ah I See
▼: Well I Would Be Happy To Be Your Friend
▲: YAY! WHATS YOUR NAME?
▼: My Name Is Kanaya Maryam
▼: I Dont Mean To Intrude But How Old Are You Karkat
▲: IM 3 SWEEPS OLD
▼: Oh My Youre Quite Grown Up Arent You
▼: Im Six Sweeps Old Myself
▲: WOW REALLY? I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A GROWN UP!
▼: And I Never Thought That Id Be Friends With Such A Mature Young Troll
▼: I Must Be Quite Lucky
▲: YOU ARE LUCKY MISS KANAYA
the most beautiful troll rpCG: CAPTORCAPTORCAPTORthe most beautiful troll rp5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
TA: what do you want
CG: ALL THE ICE CREAM IS GONE. AND WELL. WE ALL THINK YOU ATE IT ALL.
TA: god you 2tupiid fuck2 everytiime the iice cream goe2 mii22iing you're all 2O quiick two blame me. doe2 thii2 count a2 dii2criimiinatiion or 2ome 2hiit?
CG: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T EAT SO MUCH OF THE GODDAMN FUCKING ICE CREAM WE WOULDN'T BE FUCKING BLAMING YOU.
TA: II DIIDN'T 2EE YOUR NAME ON IIT, A22HOLE.
CG: SO YOU DID EAT IT ALL?
CG: SEE CAPTOR. THIS IS WHY WE BLAME YOU FOR EATING IT ALL. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE THAT ICE CREAM.
2hut up and get more okay
GC: NO 1T COULDN'T H4V3 B33N SOLLUX. 1T W4S SP1D3RTROLL.
TA: 2ee? tz doe2n't thiink that iit'2 me. iit'2 obviiou2ly vrii2ka, ii'2 ALWAY2 vrii2ka, riight?
CG: I'M NOT BUYING YOU ANYMORE ICE CREAM. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY IT YOURSELF. I HAVE HAD TO GO OUT FIVE TIMES TO BUY MORE ICE CREAM THIS WEEK.
CG: ..VRISKA DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ICE CREAM. TEREZI THINKS EVERYTHIN
Nepeta: S33k the highblood part 1They were in the robot pile. She was laughing at him, watching him begin sweating after she told him about her idea for role-playing as the other. She was serious and he knew that, but still, she laughed.Nepeta: S33k the highblood part 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nepeta scooted closer to Equius. She pawed at him and started to purr. "Purrlease, Equius?" she asked in her adorable cat voice. "I think it'd be a great idea!"
"No. Why would you even suggest that we part take in such a lewd act?" She stuck out her tongue, at his horror, and laughed again when she opened her eyes to see his face. "Nepeta, do not do t-that LEWD act again, I command you." She shrugged and leaned on him. He tensed up immediately.
She sighed again. He was always so scared he would hurt her. She knew that he was strong, but he's only hurt her once and that wasn't even his fault! If he hadn't, she would have died and he knew that. All the same, he apologized proficiently and was sweating to the point where he would soak a towel if he patted his face with it.
He carefully l
Why Matespritship Sucks 3AUTHORS NOTE: Terribly sorry for the delay, I'll try uploading these chapters once a week, and maybe twice.Why Matespritship Sucks 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Really?" He said. "Too many people are flushed for me." "Karkles, I didn't mean that Sollux is flushed for yo--" "I can't take so much of this. I'm under pressure, with being called Karkitty and her flushing for me, you flushing for me, everyone does!" I hesitated. "Kark--" "I have a team to lead! What am I supposed to do?" I could smell the tears streaming down his face. "Everyone expects me to feel flushed for them or lead them to safety." "I don't, Karkles! You're amazing, and I feel red for you and... you aren't mean and I can take care of myself." I immediately knew that was the wrong thing to say. He stopped, so did I. "Terezi..." I stood up, and sighed. "I think you should go for now, Karkles." He hesitated. "Okay." When he left, I laid down.
I sobbed. I could still smell him, though. I don't know what he expects me to do. I was just trying t
Karkat: WaitShe clings to you, sobbing. You put an arm around her because it's the right thing to do. You kind of wish someone could do the same for you, but they can't. They're all dead, except for you two. It's a wonder you're not crying either.Karkat: Wait5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You're the leader, dammit. One of you has to be strong. She can't.
You don't even understand how things went so wrong. You guess your leadership wasn't enough, but at least Aradia got out. She always does. You hope that the alpha versions of yourselves fare better, because honestly you'd be ashamed to find yourself in this position in any other timeline, with her leaving green stains on your shirt and you trying your damndest not to leave red stains on the top of her hat.
She sniffles weakly a couple times and the flow of tears starts to slow as she realizes that they won't bring any of them back. It's just the two of you now, and you have to sup