Equius defies the nude party▲: D --> State your name, species, and b100d color
▼: CONF3SS1ON T1M3.
▼: MY H34RT STOPS WH3N YOU LOOK 4T M3.
▲: D --> Oh, it is you, Pyrope.
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> This is making me
▲: D --> Sweat
▼: H3H3, H3Y 3QU1US. TH4T W4S 4 M3SS4G3 FROM SOM3ON3 3LS3.
▼: NOT M3.
▲: D --> Was it the highb100d who has sent that message
▲: D --> If it is not I will not be pleased
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> I do not take interest in such a rustb100d
▼: YOUR SUCH 4 L14R.
▲: D --> What
▼: YOU W3R3 H4V1NG SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH 4 ROBOT TH4T LOOK3D L1K3 H3R.
▲: D --> Err
▼: 4ND W3R3 YOU T4LK1NG ABOUT G4MZ33?
▲: D --> Err...
▼: B3C4US3. H3H. H1S QU4DR4NT H4S B33N F1LL3D.
▲: D --> Wh-where is your proof
▲: D --> I demand proof
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> Support your claims with evidence this instant Pyrope
▼: YOUR R3D FOR 4R4D14.
the most beautiful troll rpCG: CAPTORCAPTORCAPTORthe most beautiful troll rp4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
TA: what do you want
CG: ALL THE ICE CREAM IS GONE. AND WELL. WE ALL THINK YOU ATE IT ALL.
TA: god you 2tupiid fuck2 everytiime the iice cream goe2 mii22iing you're all 2O quiick two blame me. doe2 thii2 count a2 dii2criimiinatiion or 2ome 2hiit?
CG: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T EAT SO MUCH OF THE GODDAMN FUCKING ICE CREAM WE WOULDN'T BE FUCKING BLAMING YOU.
TA: II DIIDN'T 2EE YOUR NAME ON IIT, A22HOLE.
CG: SO YOU DID EAT IT ALL?
CG: SEE CAPTOR. THIS IS WHY WE BLAME YOU FOR EATING IT ALL. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE THAT ICE CREAM.
2hut up and get more okay
GC: NO 1T COULDN'T H4V3 B33N SOLLUX. 1T W4S SP1D3RTROLL.
TA: 2ee? tz doe2n't thiink that iit'2 me. iit'2 obviiou2ly vrii2ka, ii'2 ALWAY2 vrii2ka, riight?
CG: I'M NOT BUYING YOU ANYMORE ICE CREAM. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY IT YOURSELF. I HAVE HAD TO GO OUT FIVE TIMES TO BUY MORE ICE CREAM THIS WEEK.
CG: ..VRISKA DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ICE CREAM. TEREZI THINKS EVERYTHIN
gamzee: make karkat high▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANTgamzee: make karkat high4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▲: WELL FINE THEN DONT TALK TO ME DUMPASS
▼: oH sOrRy BrOtHa )
▲: OH GOD NOT YOU
▼: i Am SpAcIn OuT lIkE a MoThErFuCkEr RiGhT nOw
▲: I KNEW THIS THING PAIRED ME UP WITH CHUMPS
▼: bRoThAaA... dO yOu KnOw WhAt HaPpEnS wHeN yOu StAy Up..lIkE a CoUpLe DaYs In A rOw
▲: YEAH I KNOW FUCKASS IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME TO ME
▼: AnD tHeN yOuRe AlL eAtIn PiEs AnD sHiT aNd ThErEs A mOtHeRfUcKiN..sHiNy MoThErFuCkEr AnD hEs AlL 'mOtHeRfUcKeR wHaT iS uPpPp'
▲: ....OKAY NOT THE FUCKING SECOND PART
▲: I DONT EAT PIES AND SEE SHINY PEOPLE ON A REGULAR FUCKING BASIS
▲: THATS JUST YOU BEING HIGH OUT OF YOUR MIND
▼: HeHe So ThEn I wAs LiKe.. I sAiD 'iM aM sO mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl' AnD tHeN rAvE pArTy AnD cOlOrs MaN cOlOrS
▼: lIfE iS a BeAuTiFuL mIrAcLe RiGhT nOw )
▲: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HIGH ADVENTURES FUCKASS
▲: YEAH YEAH IM SURE IT IS
▼: MoThErFuCkEr C
john and karkat: meet grubsACCESSING TIMESTREAM...john and karkat: meet grubs4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
SIT TIGHT WHILE WE FIND YOUR NEW TARGET.
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: I FUCKING HATE THE ECTOBIOLOGY LAB
▲: FUCKING HATE IT
▲: but karkat this is cool!
▲: THIS IS NOT COOL JOHN FUCK YOU
▼: *the small yellow grub looks up at the troll and human*
▲: *blinks down at the grub* ....THE FUCK
▲: oh wow is this what you guys look like as babies?
▲: haha youre so tiny! *sits down and holds a hand down to him*
▼: *wriggles around and climbs on to the hand*
▲: hehehe awwww hes so cute!
▲: H-HEY!! PUT SOLLUX DOWN DAMMIT!!
▲: SOLLUX HOW COULD YOU I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE ME BUT ITS NOT
▲: IM THE SQUISHY PINK DIPSHIT OVER HERE
▼: *the small red grub nudges its head on the others boot*
▲: *looks down slowly with wide eyes* ......OH MY FUCKING SHIT
▲: YOU- BUT- HOW-?!
▼: *blinks at the pink squishy one then bites the hand of the one h
Karkat's Friend Search Part 1Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Karkat's Friend Search Part 14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: HI THERE
▲: MY NAME IS KARKAT
▼: Greetings Karkat
▲: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
▼: Youre Just The Troll I Wanted To See Actually
▼: Excuse Me
▼: Well Yes Of Course But Why Are You Asking That Question To Anonymous
▲: MY LUSUS DOESNT LET ME GO OUT MUCH SO I THOUGHT I COULD MAKE SOME FRIENDS IF I ASKED AROUND
▼: Ah I See
▼: Well I Would Be Happy To Be Your Friend
▲: YAY! WHATS YOUR NAME?
▼: My Name Is Kanaya Maryam
▼: I Dont Mean To Intrude But How Old Are You Karkat
▲: IM 3 SWEEPS OLD
▼: Oh My Youre Quite Grown Up Arent You
▼: Im Six Sweeps Old Myself
▲: WOW REALLY? I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A GROWN UP!
▼: And I Never Thought That Id Be Friends With Such A Mature Young Troll
▼: I Must Be Quite Lucky
▲: YOU ARE LUCKY MISS KANAYA
karkat: flirt with terezi▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANTkarkat: flirt with terezi4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▲: WHAT YOU CANT EVEN BOTHER TO REPLY TO ME FUCKFACE?
▼: WOOPS SORRY
▲: OH GOD ITS YOU
▼: 1 W4S R34D1NG SOM3TH1NG >:]
▼: OH GOD 1TS M3
▲: ARE YOU FUCKING MOCKING ME TEREZI
▼: NOT 4T 4LL
▼: WHY WOULD YOU 3V3R TH1NK TH4T 1 WOULD MOCH YOU?
▼: TH4T TH3 M3R3 T3R3Z1 OYRIO3 WOULD D4R3 TO MOCK OUT BR4V3 L34D3R?
▼: TH3 M3R3 THOUGHT 1S D1SGUST1NG
▲: ..DO I DETECT FUCKING SARCASM
▲: TEREZI YOU ARE A NOOKFACED LIAR
▼: S4RC4SM 1SNT LY1NG K4RK4T >:]
▼: 4LSO NOOKF4C3D
▼: WH4T WOULD TH4T LOOK L1K3
▼: OR FOR M3 SM3LL L1K3
▼: SN1FF SN1FF
▼: SM3LLS L1K3 K4RK4T V4NT4S
▼: OH MY!
▲: I DONT KNOW YOU COULD ALREADY HAVE A NOOKFACE FOR ALL YOU KNO-
▲: FUCK YOU
▲: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SMELL LIKE THATS CREEPY
DAAAWWWYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!DAAAWWW4 years ago in Drama More Like This
▲: :33< hello...?
▼: D--> Greetings Nepeta
▲: :33< equius!
▼: D--> Nepeta where have you been
▲: :33< i could ask you the same question
▼: D--> I have been searching for you
▲: :33< i've b33n looking all ofur fur you!
▼: D--> And i have been searching everywhere for you
▲: :33< you have?
▼: D--> of course i have I have missed you
▲: :33< i've missed you too
▲: :33< *ac clings onto her meowrail*
▼: D--> *He gently patted her head, worried be might hurt her*
▲: :33< *ac happily purrs*
▼: D--> *Smiled and hugged her as gently as he could* I really have missed you
▲: :33< i have too...
▼: D--> *He gently rubbed his nose against hers* Are you alright
▲: :33< *ac nuzzles her head against her meowrail's chest* well, i think so
▼: D--> You think so
doc scratch: freak karkat outYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!doc scratch: freak karkat out4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
▲: OH GOG YOURE WHITE TEXT GUY
▼: I would like to inform you that you might need to purchase a new bucket.
▲: WHOA WHAT
▲: WHAT THE FUCK
▼: It will become rusty soon from over use, and that will show your candy apple blood as she says.
▲: OH MY GOG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
▲: YOU ARE A CREEP GOGDAMMI-
▲: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY BLOOD COLOR?!
▼: It is everywhere in my scrapbook.
▲: WHAT ARE YOU STALKING ME?!
▼: Hold on, my house is on fire.
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.