Equius defies the nude party▲: D --> State your name, species, and b100d color
▼: CONF3SS1ON T1M3.
▼: MY H34RT STOPS WH3N YOU LOOK 4T M3.
▲: D --> Oh, it is you, Pyrope.
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> This is making me
▲: D --> Sweat
▼: H3H3, H3Y 3QU1US. TH4T W4S 4 M3SS4G3 FROM SOM3ON3 3LS3.
▼: NOT M3.
▲: D --> Was it the highb100d who has sent that message
▲: D --> If it is not I will not be pleased
▲: D --> ...
▲: D --> I do not take interest in such a rustb100d
▼: YOUR SUCH 4 L14R.
▲: D --> What
▼: YOU W3R3 H4V1NG SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH 4 ROBOT TH4T LOOK3D L1K3 H3R.
▲: D --> Err
▼: 4ND W3R3 YOU T4LK1NG ABOUT G4MZ33?
▲: D --> Err...
▼: B3C4US3. H3H. H1S QU4DR4NT H4S B33N F1LL3D.
▲: D --> Wh-where is your proof
▲: D --> I demand proof
▲: D --> Now
▲: D --> Support your claims with evidence this instant Pyrope
▼: YOUR R3D FOR 4R4D14.
the most beautiful troll rpCG: CAPTORCAPTORCAPTORthe most beautiful troll rp4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
TA: what do you want
CG: ALL THE ICE CREAM IS GONE. AND WELL. WE ALL THINK YOU ATE IT ALL.
TA: god you 2tupiid fuck2 everytiime the iice cream goe2 mii22iing you're all 2O quiick two blame me. doe2 thii2 count a2 dii2criimiinatiion or 2ome 2hiit?
CG: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T EAT SO MUCH OF THE GODDAMN FUCKING ICE CREAM WE WOULDN'T BE FUCKING BLAMING YOU.
TA: II DIIDN'T 2EE YOUR NAME ON IIT, A22HOLE.
CG: SO YOU DID EAT IT ALL?
CG: SEE CAPTOR. THIS IS WHY WE BLAME YOU FOR EATING IT ALL. BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE THAT ICE CREAM.
2hut up and get more okay
GC: NO 1T COULDN'T H4V3 B33N SOLLUX. 1T W4S SP1D3RTROLL.
TA: 2ee? tz doe2n't thiink that iit'2 me. iit'2 obviiou2ly vrii2ka, ii'2 ALWAY2 vrii2ka, riight?
CG: I'M NOT BUYING YOU ANYMORE ICE CREAM. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY IT YOURSELF. I HAVE HAD TO GO OUT FIVE TIMES TO BUY MORE ICE CREAM THIS WEEK.
CG: ..VRISKA DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ICE CREAM. TEREZI THINKS EVERYTHIN
gamzee: make karkat high▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANTgamzee: make karkat high4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▲: WELL FINE THEN DONT TALK TO ME DUMPASS
▼: oH sOrRy BrOtHa )
▲: OH GOD NOT YOU
▼: i Am SpAcIn OuT lIkE a MoThErFuCkEr RiGhT nOw
▲: I KNEW THIS THING PAIRED ME UP WITH CHUMPS
▼: bRoThAaA... dO yOu KnOw WhAt HaPpEnS wHeN yOu StAy Up..lIkE a CoUpLe DaYs In A rOw
▲: YEAH I KNOW FUCKASS IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME TO ME
▼: AnD tHeN yOuRe AlL eAtIn PiEs AnD sHiT aNd ThErEs A mOtHeRfUcKiN..sHiNy MoThErFuCkEr AnD hEs AlL 'mOtHeRfUcKeR wHaT iS uPpPp'
▲: ....OKAY NOT THE FUCKING SECOND PART
▲: I DONT EAT PIES AND SEE SHINY PEOPLE ON A REGULAR FUCKING BASIS
▲: THATS JUST YOU BEING HIGH OUT OF YOUR MIND
▼: HeHe So ThEn I wAs LiKe.. I sAiD 'iM aM sO mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl' AnD tHeN rAvE pArTy AnD cOlOrs MaN cOlOrS
▼: lIfE iS a BeAuTiFuL mIrAcLe RiGhT nOw )
▲: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HIGH ADVENTURES FUCKASS
▲: YEAH YEAH IM SURE IT IS
▼: MoThErFuCkEr C
john and karkat: meet grubsACCESSING TIMESTREAM...john and karkat: meet grubs4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
SIT TIGHT WHILE WE FIND YOUR NEW TARGET.
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: I FUCKING HATE THE ECTOBIOLOGY LAB
▲: FUCKING HATE IT
▲: but karkat this is cool!
▲: THIS IS NOT COOL JOHN FUCK YOU
▼: *the small yellow grub looks up at the troll and human*
▲: *blinks down at the grub* ....THE FUCK
▲: oh wow is this what you guys look like as babies?
▲: haha youre so tiny! *sits down and holds a hand down to him*
▼: *wriggles around and climbs on to the hand*
▲: hehehe awwww hes so cute!
▲: H-HEY!! PUT SOLLUX DOWN DAMMIT!!
▲: SOLLUX HOW COULD YOU I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE ME BUT ITS NOT
▲: IM THE SQUISHY PINK DIPSHIT OVER HERE
▼: *the small red grub nudges its head on the others boot*
▲: *looks down slowly with wide eyes* ......OH MY FUCKING SHIT
▲: YOU- BUT- HOW-?!
▼: *blinks at the pink squishy one then bites the hand of the one h
Karkat's Friend Search Part 1Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Karkat's Friend Search Part 14 years ago in Comedy More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: HI THERE
▲: MY NAME IS KARKAT
▼: Greetings Karkat
▲: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
▼: Youre Just The Troll I Wanted To See Actually
▼: Excuse Me
▼: Well Yes Of Course But Why Are You Asking That Question To Anonymous
▲: MY LUSUS DOESNT LET ME GO OUT MUCH SO I THOUGHT I COULD MAKE SOME FRIENDS IF I ASKED AROUND
▼: Ah I See
▼: Well I Would Be Happy To Be Your Friend
▲: YAY! WHATS YOUR NAME?
▼: My Name Is Kanaya Maryam
▼: I Dont Mean To Intrude But How Old Are You Karkat
▲: IM 3 SWEEPS OLD
▼: Oh My Youre Quite Grown Up Arent You
▼: Im Six Sweeps Old Myself
▲: WOW REALLY? I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH A GROWN UP!
▼: And I Never Thought That Id Be Friends With Such A Mature Young Troll
▼: I Must Be Quite Lucky
▲: YOU ARE LUCKY MISS KANAYA
karkat: flirt with terezi▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANTkarkat: flirt with terezi4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▲: WHAT YOU CANT EVEN BOTHER TO REPLY TO ME FUCKFACE?
▼: WOOPS SORRY
▲: OH GOD ITS YOU
▼: 1 W4S R34D1NG SOM3TH1NG >:]
▼: OH GOD 1TS M3
▲: ARE YOU FUCKING MOCKING ME TEREZI
▼: NOT 4T 4LL
▼: WHY WOULD YOU 3V3R TH1NK TH4T 1 WOULD MOCH YOU?
▼: TH4T TH3 M3R3 T3R3Z1 OYRIO3 WOULD D4R3 TO MOCK OUT BR4V3 L34D3R?
▼: TH3 M3R3 THOUGHT 1S D1SGUST1NG
▲: ..DO I DETECT FUCKING SARCASM
▲: TEREZI YOU ARE A NOOKFACED LIAR
▼: S4RC4SM 1SNT LY1NG K4RK4T >:]
▼: 4LSO NOOKF4C3D
▼: WH4T WOULD TH4T LOOK L1K3
▼: OR FOR M3 SM3LL L1K3
▼: SN1FF SN1FF
▼: SM3LLS L1K3 K4RK4T V4NT4S
▼: OH MY!
▲: I DONT KNOW YOU COULD ALREADY HAVE A NOOKFACE FOR ALL YOU KNO-
▲: FUCK YOU
▲: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SMELL LIKE THATS CREEPY
Karkat: WaitShe clings to you, sobbing. You put an arm around her because it's the right thing to do. You kind of wish someone could do the same for you, but they can't. They're all dead, except for you two. It's a wonder you're not crying either.Karkat: Wait4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
You're the leader, dammit. One of you has to be strong. She can't.
You don't even understand how things went so wrong. You guess your leadership wasn't enough, but at least Aradia got out. She always does. You hope that the alpha versions of yourselves fare better, because honestly you'd be ashamed to find yourself in this position in any other timeline, with her leaving green stains on your shirt and you trying your damndest not to leave red stains on the top of her hat.
She sniffles weakly a couple times and the flow of tears starts to slow as she realizes that they won't bring any of them back. It's just the two of you now, and you have to sup
doc scratch: freak karkat outYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!doc scratch: freak karkat out4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
▲: OH GOG YOURE WHITE TEXT GUY
▼: I would like to inform you that you might need to purchase a new bucket.
▲: WHOA WHAT
▲: WHAT THE FUCK
▼: It will become rusty soon from over use, and that will show your candy apple blood as she says.
▲: OH MY GOG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
▲: YOU ARE A CREEP GOGDAMMI-
▲: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY BLOOD COLOR?!
▼: It is everywhere in my scrapbook.
▲: WHAT ARE YOU STALKING ME?!
▼: Hold on, my house is on fire.
▼ HAS FUCKED OFF.
DAAAWWWYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!DAAAWWW4 years ago in Drama More Like This
▲: :33< hello...?
▼: D--> Greetings Nepeta
▲: :33< equius!
▼: D--> Nepeta where have you been
▲: :33< i could ask you the same question
▼: D--> I have been searching for you
▲: :33< i've b33n looking all ofur fur you!
▼: D--> And i have been searching everywhere for you
▲: :33< you have?
▼: D--> of course i have I have missed you
▲: :33< i've missed you too
▲: :33< *ac clings onto her meowrail*
▼: D--> *He gently patted her head, worried be might hurt her*
▲: :33< *ac happily purrs*
▼: D--> *Smiled and hugged her as gently as he could* I really have missed you
▲: :33< i have too...
▼: D--> *He gently rubbed his nose against hers* Are you alright
▲: :33< *ac nuzzles her head against her meowrail's chest* well, i think so
▼: D--> You think so
Why Matespritship Sucks 3AUTHORS NOTE: Terribly sorry for the delay, I'll try uploading these chapters once a week, and maybe twice.Why Matespritship Sucks 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Really?" He said. "Too many people are flushed for me." "Karkles, I didn't mean that Sollux is flushed for yo--" "I can't take so much of this. I'm under pressure, with being called Karkitty and her flushing for me, you flushing for me, everyone does!" I hesitated. "Kark--" "I have a team to lead! What am I supposed to do?" I could smell the tears streaming down his face. "Everyone expects me to feel flushed for them or lead them to safety." "I don't, Karkles! You're amazing, and I feel red for you and... you aren't mean and I can take care of myself." I immediately knew that was the wrong thing to say. He stopped, so did I. "Terezi..." I stood up, and sighed. "I think you should go for now, Karkles." He hesitated. "Okay." When he left, I laid down.
I sobbed. I could still smell him, though. I don't know what he expects me to do. I was just trying t
karkat: troll wriggler sollux▼: hiikarkat: troll wriggler sollux4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▲: OH HEY CAPTOR
▲: AT LEAST I GET SOMEONE HALFWAY COMPETENT THIS TIME
▼: you are vewy 2houty
▲: ...WHY THE FUCK ARE TYPING LIKE THAT SOLLUX
▼: my wu2u2 2ay2 ii 2houldnt talk two 2houty people
▲: ...YOU SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO THAT HUGE LUG
▲: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK....
▲: ARE YOU A GRUB?!
▼: you 2houwdnt 2weaw!!
▲: I CAN 'SWEAW' ALL I FUCKING WANT
▲: FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
▼: and iim not a gwub
▼: iim fwee 2weep2
▲: WELL EXCUUUSE ME PRINCESS
▲: JEGUS SOL I THOUGHT YOUD BE CUSSING BY THREE SWEEPS AT LEAST
▼: ii can cu22
▲: BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING
▲: GOSH DARNIT IS NOT CUSSING
▲: NEITHER IS FIDDLESTICKS
▼: what ii2 fiidwe2tiick2?
▲: OH GOD PLEASE DONT START SAYING THAT OR I WILL ASSOCIATE YOU WITH THAT PONY FREAK
▼: weww, uh
▲: THATS HIS CREEPY WORD DONT EVEN SAY THAT
▼: ii 2aiid a 2weaw once
▲: YEAH ONCE
Karkat: Do What Has To Be Done▼: now where could i find some motherfucking paint? )Karkat: Do What Has To Be Done4 years ago in Horror More Like This
▲: OH, FUCK.
▼: I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE KARKAT
▲: OH GOG, FUCK FUCK FUCK...
▲: WHAT DO YOU WANT, GAMZEE?
▼: your blood, motherfucker
▲: WELL, YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE IT!
▲: OR ANYONE ELSE'S, FOR THAT MATTER!
▼: ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SAY THAT?
▼: i mean, you fucking let me have equius's blood
▼: AND NEPETA'S )
▲: OH GOG...
▼: you sent those motherfuckers to their deaths
▲: I DIDN'T KNOW... I MEAN, THEY'VE BEEN GONE FOR A LONG TIME, BUT...
▼: I KILLED THEM, I FUCKING SPLATTERED THEM ALL OVER THE WALL
▼: i painted so many motherfucking miracles with them
▲: OH GOG, I'M GOING TO BE SICK...
▼: ARE YOU GOING TO GO HIDE AGAIN?
▼: or send someone else to do your work?
▼: I COULD CULL SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD, KARKAT
▲: OH MY FUCKING GOG, YOU DIDN'T!
▲: I SWEAR TO GOG, IF YOU HURT HER...
Homestuck--ChosenIt was choosing day.Homestuck--Chosen3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The grubs lay snug in their craters, content to be alive and to have survived the first culling. They cooed and giggled and cried, unconcerned about the adult Trolls that stood at a distance and held back all manner of pure white beasts, waiting in anticipation.
It was time for the grubs to find their lusus.
Or, rather, it was time for the lusi to choose their grubs.
A certain sect of people waited with bated breath. Among the multi-colored grubs, hidden amongst the rust bloods, lay a small male grub with blood the color of cherry candy.
It was a miracle he'd survived. It was a miracle he was born. Now, all that was left to do was see if a lusus would choose him.
They had prepared for this day as well as they possibly could. Their savior, the descendent of the Sufferer, needed a proper troll upbringing and they had bred a lusus to be the perfect guardian: strong and fierce, to protect the tiny grub from those who would wish to harm him, but caring and protec
It's Not Your Fault -EriSol-Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are so terribly alone. You are as alone as you were in your lifetime. None of your memories satisfy you- they only bring pain, because they usually involve Feferi or some other poor soul that you destroyed. So you prefer to stare at the purple tinged void around you, hugging your knees and blinking your white, blank eyes.It's Not Your Fault -EriSol-3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You miss Feferi. You miss Kanaya. You miss everyone. You wonder if they're dead like you. You wonder what you set into motion back at the lab.
But it's all out of your hands now. You're dead and nobody cares. Some might even be glad you're dead; relieved.
It's no less painful in a dream bubble than in reality.
You wish you could die again, to end the eternity you will spend in this dream bubble. You sniff, staring at a star in the Furthest Ring before suddenly a memory interjects in your peaceful- or peaceless- void. Your purple gives way to the shore, ocean breeze ruffling your hair slightly. You wonder what's going on before you re