.I'll Be Your Anchor.I'll Be Your Lover.WARNING:YAOI.DON'T LIKE,DON'T READ.I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK OR THE CHARACTERS IN IT;THAT ALL BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER.I ALSO DO NOT OWN THE SONG "THE LOVER" BY THE AMAZING BAND KNOWN AS ALESANA.OOC KENNY!.I'll Be Your Anchor.I'll Be Your Lover.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The small blonde writhed around in his boyfriend's bed.Sweat dotted his frame as he let small sounds of fright escape his plump lips.He clenched his fists around the navy blue sheets and sharply arched his back.His eyes were tightly drawn shut.
The dark haired male,whose bed it was,woke with a flinch and worriedly stared at the smaller boy.His large hands gently shook the blonde's shoulders.
The blonde whimpered and parted his lips."St-Stan!I'm s-sorry...P-Please don't hit m-me!"
The ebony teen sighed;for three months,Kenny has been having dreams where Stan brutally abuses him.It made the taller teen absolutely sad to think how terrified the blonde must be of him because of those damned dreams.
Stan shook a bit harder,raising his voice a bit
Crenny-FinallyWARNING:I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK,KENNY,CRAIG,KYLE,OR STAN!THEY BELONG TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER!YAOION'T LIKE IT?THEN,GO AWAY!Crenny-Finally3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was just any other normal day:The sun was shinning,the birds were singing,the children were-well-being kids,and the teachers were yelling at us.I looked around the classroom and tried to find Kenny,bit to no success."Where is he?"I whispered to myself;I haven't seen Kenny all day.
"Craig Tucker!"My teacher yelled.
"Yes Ma'am....Err..Sir..Whatever you are!"I really wasn't for sure what gender my teacher was.
"Umm..Yeah..listen in class,please."
I only nodded in respect and I finally heard the bell ring;I was the first one out,as usual.
I started to look for the small blonde and couldn't find him.I eventually reached my locker and still no sign of Kenny."Where are you,McCormick?"I whispered,slightly annoyed.Stan walked by me and looked my way.I might as well ask him.
"Hey,Stan!Do you know where your boyfriend is?"Yeah,Stan and Kenny have been going out fo
I WISH YOU A CRENNY CHRISTMAS...WARNING:YAOI.DON'T READ,IF YOU DON'T LIKE.I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK OR THE CHARACTERS IN IT.ALL OF THAT BELONGS TO TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE.I DO NOT OWN THE CHRISTMAS CAROL,"THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS."LANGUAGE.I WISH YOU A CRENNY CHRISTMAS...3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on,Craig!We're gonna be late!"Kenny gripped his tiny hand tighter around the ebony haired male's wrist as they both raced towards the school doors.
"Kenny..Calm the fuck down..So what if we're gonna be late?It's not like it's the first time.."He rolled his eyes and almost stumbled,for the blonde pulled him too hard.
They finally burst through the doors;Just as the blonde feared,the halls were eerily empty."Oh,no..We're gonna be majorly late now.."He sighed and looked towards the taller boy.
"Well..I guess we can just walk around the school..No one will miss us,right?"He laughed and walked forward,Craig following.
"So where should we walk,Craig?"
The ebony teen didn't hesitate on his answer."The library..No one ever goes in there..Not even the fucking librarian.
Can I Put Your Eyeliner On For You?WARNING:YAOI.HATE IT,DON'T READ IT.OOC-NESS.I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK OR KENNY AND RAVEN (STAN) OR ANY OTHER CHARCTERS IN SOUTH PARK.THAT ALL BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER.Can I Put Your Eyeliner On For You?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Kenny fluttered his eyes open,and he yawned,flexing his fingers and toes.He tossed over to see dark blue eyes with smudged black underneath staring at him.
The goth teen chuckled and sweetly kissed his boyfriend's lips."Morning,Ken..."
The blonde smiled as the male pulled away."Last night was..so..great,Raven..."He sighed as he snuggled up closer to the taller male.
Raven smiled and ran his hands up and down the blonde's pale skin."I know,Ken...I know...We should take a shower...We smell like sex..."He laughed as the blonde rolled his eyes.
"Yeah..Let's go!"He jumped off the cozy bed and ran to the bathroom.
The goth male chuckled and ran his hand through his hair,soon following the shorter teen.
Kenny's cheeks turned a rosy red as the goth male softly sucked his
Is That Better?WARNING:YAOI.DON'T LIKE,DON'T READ.I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK,KENNY,OR STAN;THAT ALL BELONGS TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER.FLUFFY,OOC-NESS.Is That Better?3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on,Stan!"The five-year-old blonde tugged on the taller boy's hand,practically dragging the almost six-year-old ravenette.
"Slow down,Kenny!You're gonna get yourself hurt!..or me!"
The blonde stuck out his small,pink tongue,making a "NYAHH!" sound,and ran faster.
"Why are we wunning anyways?It's only my house we're going to..."
The child shrugged."I dunno,Stan..I wike going to your house..It's a lot more fun than my house!"He giggled."...and I wike being with you..I feel a whole lot better when you're awound.."He slightly blushed and gripped his small fingers tighter around Stan's hand.The taller boy smiled but gasped as he saw a good-sized rock right in the blonde's path.
But it was too late;the small blonde tripped over the rock and fell on the ground.
"OW!"He raised his knee and discovered it had a large scrape that was ooz
He just doesn't get it-stenny He just doesn't get it!He just doesn't get it-stenny5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Kenny McCormick is just too thick-headed. Sometimes, I really don't understand this kid. He isn't interested in love at all, all he wants in sex. Any girl, or boy for the matter, who comes up to the blonde and says that they love him and that they want him, he always smiles and tells them, "I can make you happy with the feelings that you gave me." He'll have sex with them, he'll kiss them, and he'll hug them. After a while of this, they seem to question him about their 'feelings.' They ask,
"Do you love me?"
And he replies with truthful answers, "No."
"You lie! Then why do you do this stuff with me?"
"For my own enjoyment."
They always get mad and state, "You lied to me!"
Kenny always replies, "I never
Candyland StennyWhen Kenny found out Stan's favorite band he didn't know what to do. And really, he totally found out on accident. He hadn't meant to just throw the door to his bedroom open and see Stan dancing around, shaking his ass, singing at the top of his lungs:Candyland Stenny3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"You want my cock
But it's mine
So take a number
And get in line
Whipped cream and astroglide
Take off my wrapper
And slip n' slide
Sticky like a lollie
Blow me 'til I pop
You can sample all my flavors
At my candyshop"
Never in his life had he thought of Stan being into Blood On The Dance Floor, but hearing him sing the words was just right. Perfect even. It was okay to say he was half turned on. Half floored. Stan was dancing around the room, singing almost perfectly off key, to a Blood On The Dance Floor song. It was crazy. And hot. Those taunting words mixed with the ass shaking.
Stan spun around, trying to do some more outlandish dance moves when he noticed Kenny standing there. Watching him, eyes wide and mouth almost to the floor.
Kenny McCormick's Diary: E1Entry 1:Kenny McCormick's Diary: E14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It's the first day of 10th grade and what happpens? I fucking die! What the hell? I haven't died since the fourth grade. Why now? Why?! Is Satan pissed off at me or something? What did I do wrong?
I suppose I should tell you how this all started.
It was any normal day. I was walking in between Kyle and Cartman so they couldn't bite each other's head off. And instead, I get my ears screamed out of. Fuck my life. Can these guys be any more douche bags for each other?
I know for fact Cartman has a thing for Kyle. I saw him jack off to Kyle's Facebook page. What a total wanker!
Anyways, Stan had to pull me out or else I would've been killed in their mini rant over World War II. What was the point of him stopping me from being killed again?
At least it showed how much he cared.
But anyways. We entered the doors to South Park High School and looked at the homeroom lists. Since Kyle's last name started with a B (I don't really care enough to remember it) and Eric's last name was C