xxxsexyllamas.comYou know what that means.....
NEW VIDEO YAY
Basically, I know I can relate to this because I am ever so slightly paranoid, but a lot of others will too.
Don't know what I'm on about? Check it out for yourselves Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAy4ReRp-Ms&list=UU7rlFifK9lcQ
Also, Dan's Acting skils are totally worth an oscar or two ;D
Also Check this video out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIvNpizMyZQ Its all Dans best moments so far X_X EPICNESS ENSUES ;'D
Secret video?As some of you may know, Dan and Phill have a secret collab channel and it links to 4 unlisted videos.Secret video?4 years ago in Personal More Like This
One of which is Dan and Phill singing robot unicorn attack.
Another is them singing titanic and everythime they look at each other It looks like they are going to kiss XD
I mean they would make a cute couple, right? <3
I love you, Chris.I'm sorry about not replying to you guys but I really don't feel up to it right now. I just need to get this out somewhere.I love you, Chris.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
So, if you didn't already know, Chris has left YouTube as of today. I'm not sure of his exact reasons as to why but he tweeted that he was the ugly one of the fantastic foursome so it probably wouldn't matter. I think there could be other reasons but I can't be sure.
I really love Chris and, yes, I already miss him like crazy but I do respect his decision to leave. As much as I don't want to admit it, he is right in thinking that he's underappreciated. There are a lot more gifs of Phil, Dan and PJ than there are of Chris. There are lots more fan page for the other three and, generally, a lot of people couldn't see how beautiful Chris was.
It really hurts to know that people are only appreciating him now. Or, at least, they're only starting to realise how much he matters. He is wonderful and beautiful and genuinely hilarious and amazing and I'm going to miss his pe
EXPERIMENT: Good Things Happen (Kind of?)For once, I'm happy! Again!EXPERIMENT: Good Things Happen (Kind of?)2 years ago in Personal Journal More Like This
That seems to be happening at least once a week now.
As a little experiment, if you're reading this, then I would like you to post the things that have made you happy recently! No matter how big or small, I'd like to hear about it!
My reasons are:
I went to the first Speedway meeting of the season today at my home stadium Belle Vue! Unfortunately we lost to the Wolverhampton Wolves but it was so much fun spending time with my family and watching a sport I actually enjoy.
LukeIsNotSexy added me as a contact on YouTube. At first I just assumed that it was just a similar username but then I looked properly and it's actually him. So that's really weird but very awesome.
I'm officially removed from the Adolescent Mental Health Service list (CAHMS)! I'm also part of a group-therapy-style thing but I actually quite like it and I've been moved from the CAHMS list to a Streetwise list so that I
I'm leaving...the Phandom.Now, STOP!I'm leaving...the Phandom.2 years ago in Personal More Like This
I know what you're thinking:
"SK's got herself into a fuss and can't be bothered anymore" but honestly, that's NOT what's happening.
I've been considering this for a couple of months and I've decided to stop writing YouTuber fanfic. There are a ton of reasons for this but basically, I'm stopping.
However, I promise that I will finish TIRO and my other series before quitting the YouTuber fics but I won't stop writing!
I've set up a group dedicated for Polkian fanfiction (http://polkian.deviantart.com/ or #Polkian) because I've had a few requests to keep writing Polkian and the characters are original so I'm very happy to continue!
I can also write any of the following (feel free to give me any prompts or requests!):
Jewnicorn (Does anyone else ships it? If you don't know what it is, WATCH THE SOCIAL NETWORK. Just do it)
Merdred (Yeah, I occasionally ship Merlin and Mordred...
Dan's KissesTitle: Dan's KissesDan's Kisses2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Genre: fluff (ugh)
Warnings: kisses and slash so oop
Disclaimer: I do not own amazingphil or danisnotonfire and this is fiction.
A/N: This is the sequel to Phil's Hoodie. :3 Since everyone kind of suggested it, I decided to give it a shot, and this is what I came up with. Enjoy <3
Dan awkwardly stood in front of Phil's door, hearing the older boy laughing at some video he was watching inside the room. The sound was enough to make Dan blush and wrinkle his nose nervously, shuffling his bare feet against the floor.
To say the very least, the whole hoodie incident that happened earlier that day ended up causing a plethora of new feelings and thoughts to bubble up from somewhere deep inside Dan..... And now he had to deal with them before they drove him absolutely mad.
"Phil?" Dan asked quietly, stepping into the room, his lower lip trapped between his teeth.
Looking up from his laptop, Phil offered Dan a happy, lighthearted smile,
Phan: Dear SantaTitle: Dear SantaPhan: Dear Santa2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Author: Ellie Galaxies
Genre: christmasy heartbreak
Rating: Suitable for everyone!
Warnings: saddd ><
Author's Note: I wrote this in five minutes so I'm sorry for how shockingly bad it is haha. I will write a happy one to make up for it a little bit later ^___^ MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THANK YOU FOR BEING SO AMAZING ALL YEAR ROUND AND BEING FAB READERS AND STUFF<333
It's me again. I've wrote to you every year since I was old enough to pick up a pen so I hope you remember me. I hope you've had a good year and that things are okay with you.
I know I've been a little selfish in the past, but I'm only asking for one thing this year and I know you probably won't be able to get it for me, but I might as well try.
You see, my boyfriend Phil is the best thing that's ever happened to me. He's smart and funny and charming and beautiful and he's just all round perfect. Throughout the year, every year, he just brightens my day e
Oh, but can't you see? - PhanCRASHOh, but can't you see? - Phan3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The door slammed open, jolting me awake. I must've falled asleep on the sofa, waiting for Phil to get home...
He'd said that he would only be gone for ten mintues, and I'd believed him- Foolishly.
Phil had had a problem since the incident.
He'd drink and drink and drink until his stomach would swirl and loop frantically, coloured goo eventually surging out of his mouth. He'd sometimes come home forgetting that IT had happened. He'd jump in, happy-drunk, spinning and jumping and singing Muse joyfully.
But then I'd ask why he was drunk and he'd remember why he'd stormed out for a drink. Why everything went wrong.
~ Phil's POV
"Dan!!!" I giggled, crushing my empty beer can against my head and discarding it on the ground.
Wow, Dan was so precious to me...
"Phil, are you drunk?" Dan smirked, poking my nose.
"Maybe.." I whispered, snuggling my head into the crook of this tanned, cosy neck. I heard him laugh, then felt his soft hand massage my hair, "Let's get y
Perfect MomentPhil sighed, setting his chin on his knees, groaning when he heard the door to the flat open. Dan had gone out in pursuit for some sort of dinner materials a few hours earlier, and, while he was gone, Phil got the twisted idea to write down all his feelings for the other in a long note. He'd left it on the breakfast bar, in plain sight, and ran to his room, promising himself that he wouldn't get up and throw it away no matter what.Perfect Moment3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Regardless of the reaction Dan had to the news, the raven-haired boy knew that he needed to get all those bottled up emotions out while he had the chance.
All keeping in what you feel does is give you a cluttered mind and a stomach ache, Phil. Why don't you just tell him?
Tumbling his mother's words over in his head several times, Phil sighed and knuckled his tired eyes. He had called her and asked her advice earlier in the week, deciding in the end to tell Dan as soon as the opportunity presented itself. And now it had.
The sound of Dan's keys bein
Barefoot in the Sand - Phan"Hold my hand, stupid whore!" Dan grabbed at Phil's curled up fist, desperately trying to prize his fingers apart in order to hold them. Phil gasped at the name and pouted, crossing his arms.Barefoot in the Sand - Phan3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Not after what you called me." He huffed, his pace quickening. Dan fell into step beside him, the hot sand nipping at his bare feet.
"Come on, baby. You know I didn't mean it." Dan snaked an arm around Phil's waist and kissed his cheek.
"You can hold my hand..." Phil started and Dan's face lit up. "If you can catch me!" and with that, Phil set off across the golden-white stretch, giggling. Dan skipped after him, laughing. He was just glad Phil wasn't in an actual mood with him.
"Run baby, run!" Phil yelled over his shoulder.
"Don't ever look back!" Dan continued the lyric, closing in on Phil. He made one final lunge, wrapping his arms tightly around Phil's waist, knocking him to the ground. Phil squealed and tried to wriggle away, but Dan held him fast, draping a leg over his torso.
"I caught you
Taxi Rides - Phan"Muurgh.." I mumbled, jolting the black car into the taxi lane and grinned as I passed all the angry drivers stuck in the rush hour traffic. Normally, I fucking hate being a taxi driver, for some reason I attract the most arrogant arseholes you can imagine, but it's worth it to see the looks on people's faces as I cruise past them. I giggled and slid a CD in, belting out the lyrics as The Kids From Yesterday started playing as loud as it would go, not caring if people can hear me. As I approach the Ritz, I see a guy on the side of the road with his thumb out. His midnight black hair is all messy and still slightly wet. His blazer is buttoned up wrong and I could see his shirt poking out the bottom. He was stood on the heels of his shoes, showing odd socks underneath. His shoulders were clearly moving up and down, his breathing heavy and rapid. A look of relief washed over him as he saw me. I turned the music down, pulling up beside him. He shot me a grateful smile and I returned it asTaxi Rides - Phan2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Phan - Never"I'm sorry Dan but this isn't working. We can't be together anymore."Phan - Never3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Phil. No. Please. We can keep trying. Just take it slower this time."
"No Dan. It's over. You should probably leave."
Not only was Phil breaking my heart, he was kicking me out too.
"Phil no. Don't do this. No!"
I could feel myself being pulled away from him and reached my arms out towards him.
I was jolted awake, my breathing shallow and rushed.
Phil was lying next to me and stirred when I moved.
"Dan, what's wrong?" he asked sleepily.
"Phil," I hugged into him. "Never leave me."
Phil stroked my hair.
Scary Stories and Teenage Love ~ PhanTitle: Scary Stories and Teenage LoveScary Stories and Teenage Love ~ Phan2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Pairing: teenage!Dan / teenage!Phil
POV: First, Dan c':
Rating: PG fluff :3
Summary: At a sleepover, Chris tells a ghost story and Dan comforts his best friend~
"Okay, you first Chris," I smirk with a nervous Phil by my side, a blue quilted blanket covered his mouth and his normally soft blue eyes were wide open, laced with fear. Phil's fear of ghosts and ghost stories was one of the cutest things ever.
Chris flicks on his small black flashlight which illuminated a tiny portion of the dark rec room we sat in and began his story. "Alright cool, I call this one 'the Tale of Headless Mary," Chris clears his throat dramatically for effect. "Rumor has it, waaaay back in the 1700's a girl named Mary and her brother Peter lived in this house. The two were poor and Mary was almost always sick, her skin a ghastly shade of white all the time, and her eyes as grey as the cobblestone roads she used to walk 2 hours daily to walk her broth
Phan: Home for ChristmasTitle: Home for ChristmasPhan: Home for Christmas2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Author: Ellie Galaxies
Genre: christmasy fluff
Rating: Suitable for everyone!
Author's Note: To make up for the sad fic I posted earlier, here you go ^____^ merry christmas<3
Dan sat on the sofa in his and Phil's flat, staring up at the clock instead of focusing on the television that was showing another Christmas film he'd seen twenty times before. They played the same films every year on TV.
He'd put the turkey in the oven and prepared everything else for Christmas dinner - which he'd invited Chris and PJ to. This was the first Christmas Dan had spent alone. Phil had been called over to America by the BBC who needed him to interview some celebrity for their radio show, or something. Dan wasn't really paying attention. He was completely heartbroken that he wasn't going to get to spend Christmas with his own boyfriend.
He couldn't stand the emptiness of the flat and the thought of eating dinne
Left Behind - Phan"I can't do this any more." Phil shuffled his feet, mumbling into his sleeve covered fist.Left Behind - Phan3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Can't do what, baby?" Dan asked, not looking up from his laptop screen.
"Us." As soon as the word passed Phil's lips, Dan's head snapped up, staring up at Phil with large, wounded eyes.
"What? Why?!" Dan panicked, shoving his laptop on to the sofa next to him and standing in front of Phil.
"I.. It's... It's complicated." Phil stuttered, unable to think of a real reason.
"It is... Do you not love me any more?" Dan's voice was so upset Phil had to actually fight off tears. This was much more difficult than he had originally anticipated. He nodded, decided that would be the more easily explainable.
"I don't believe you." Dan stated, crossing his arms and staring into Phil's eyes.
"What?" Phil looked up into Dan's chocolately orbs, immediately regretting it. He tore his eyes away before he got completely mesmorised.
"I don't believe you." Dan repeated. "You can't fall out of this kind of love
Sick ~ PhanTitle: SickSick ~ Phan2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rating: Any Age
Author's Notes: Day 13 of the 100 Day Challenge
A sudden noise startled Phil awake. He blinked rapidly a few times, looking down at the boy in his arms and nuzzling him closer.
"Bless you." He whispered softly, kissing him gently on the top of his head.
Dan groaned in reply, rolling away from Phil and sitting up as a cough tore through his chest. Phil propped himself up on his elbow, rubbing Dan's back with his free hand and mumbling gentle words. He swung his legs over the side of the bed to sit beside the younger and wrapped an arm around his shoulders.
"I think you're getting a cold, Dan." Phil gave him a squeeze, feeling Dan rest his head on his shoulder pitifully. "Come on, back into bed with you."
Without protest, Dan let Phil gently push him back down again and tuck the covers around his shivering body. He felt lips press gently against his f
The Dark ~ PhanTitle: The DarkThe Dark ~ Phan3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rating: Any Age
Author's notes: For ~xxLoisKentxx
AmazingPhil: Hey Guys. I can't sleep. Any ideas?
KickThePJ: Amazingphil HOT CHOCOLATE!
AmazingPhil: kickthepj YES!!
Closing his laptop, Phil got sleepily to his feet. He was tired but sleep just wouldn't come. He'd been browsing the internet for sleeping tips but nothing had appealed to him. Desperate, he'd asked his followers. Hot chocolate sounded like a plan; he was thankful PJ was in Vegas so it wasn't ridiculously early in the morning over there. He padded down the hall in his socks, not wanting to wake his flatmate but stopped when he noticed Dan's light was still on. Strange. Quietly, Phil pushed the door open to find Dan sound asleep in bed. The older boy smiled at his sleeping friend and flicked the light off, continuing on his journey to the kitchen.
It had been ages since Phil had last had hot chocolate.
I'm Gay, A Frerard, Chapter 3The next morning I woke up at around 8:47 am, and I realised I was going to be late for school. I cursed and got ready. I tried brushing my brown hair, but in the end just decided to leave it and headed to school.I'm Gay, A Frerard, Chapter 37 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
When I finally arrived, the bell hadn't rung yet, so I walked over to Bob and Gerard.
"Hey," I greeted, "Where're Mikey and Ray?"
Gerard shrugged, "As far as I know, they're tired from that other party they went to last night. That's what Mikey told me."
Bob laughed. "They shouldn't have gone. We had loads of fun at Frank's party."
"Yeah," Gerard said, smiling to himself, "Yeah, we did."
We heard the bell ring and headed to our first class.
At lunch, I sat with Gerard and Bob outside under a tree. We had been talking about our classes and homework, when Bob stood up.
"I just remembered," he said, "I need to go meet Sarah inside today. I'll see you after school, 'kay?"
We nodded and he left. Sarah was Bob's girlfriend. She was nice, but we just never hung out with her. Not
Can't SleepWarning: Phan fan fiction. Fluff. No smut (for once)Can't Sleep2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Disclaimer: I do not own danisnotonfire or amazingphil. But I do own the story. Fictional.
"Dan, hey. I can't sleep."
"What's wrong, Phil?" He says as he pulls off his T-shirt and flops onto his bed, looking at the boy standing in his doorway.
Phil rubbed his eyes and walked to Dan's bed, pouting.
Dan felt torn apart by his best friend's baby blue eyes. "Aw come on in here," he said, scooting over to the right, letting Phil in. He could not let Phil be all by himself when he can't sleep.
Phil looked at the empty space on Dan's double bed and his bare torso on it. He blushed unintentionally and hopped onto the bed, lying next to Dan before the younger of the two pulled the duvet over them.
"Dan shifted his body sideways so that he was facing Phil and propped his head on his arm. He stared into the older boy's eyes. "So, what's bothering you?"
"II " he stuttered, but could not continue. Instead, Phil hung his head low, a
Whoops - PHANFandom: YouTubeWhoops - PHAN2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Pairing: Phan (AmazingPhil/danisnotonfire)
"Dan. I want. I." The older boy huffs, slumping against the lockers that line the school corridors. "Daniel Howell, can I kiss you?"
Dan just looks stunned, as though someone just told him that he's actually a fictional character in a videogame and all of this is some kind of Matrix-style lie. He seems to shrink even further into his too-big blazer, the action making him look more like a jittery first year rather than a fairly confident Year Ten talking to his boyfriend in the year above. His eyes, brown and huge, dilate slightly, filling with something that the older of the two places to be panic.
And that hurts. Not in an ouch-I-just-stubbed-my-toe kind of way but more like in an oh-shit-I-just-shot-myself-in-the-foot kind of way. Because Dan, beautiful and funny and charming Dan, is Phil's boyfriend; he's supposed to want Phil to kiss him, not act like it's a fate worse than certain doom.
Phil's waited, really he has,
Quiet please, Phil Lester is dreaming“Dan?”Quiet please, Phil Lester is dreaming2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Phil spins around on his heels, calling out in all directions.
He stumbles to Dan’s door but it’s firmly closed, a note on the door that his eyes just can’t seem to read taunting Phil’s already panic-stricken mind. He brings his hand to hammer on the door but the door simply disintegrates instead and suddenly he’s inside, staring at the slightly blurred and distorted room he’s come to know and love. Dan stands on the window pane, looking out into the starred night sky. He’s faceless, a blur; a memory. Phil calls his name again but when he opens his mouth the word gets stuck in his throat and rattles as Dan leans out and jumps. Before Phil can react, Dan is swallowed up by the inky blackness like a toy being dropped in a muddy puddle. Phil feels himself sinking into the floor, drowning, crying out as he tries to claw himself free. But his hands are useless. His efforts are useless. The only thing he can
Phan: SubscribersTitle: SubscribersPhan: Subscribers3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Author: Puppymad (I made this account when I was 11. Sorry.)
Pairing: Danisnotonfire/AmazingPhil, Phil Lester/Dan Howell, Phan
Rating: PG :')
Warnings: Contains SRS KISSING.
Author's Notes: How I thought Phil would be like when he realised Dan had overtaken him on the whole subscribers front.
I stared blankly at my laptop screen, almost disbelievingly: "243,000 subscribers" read the top of the page, taunting me. Jealousy began to twist at my stomach and engulf all my thoughts and emotions, smothering me and stopping my brain from ticking. This wasn't my Youtube channel. This was Dan's. He'd overtaken me. I'd saw it coming for months now, I knew from the day I met him that this would happen; with his sarcastic humour and attractive looks he was inevitably going to be a lot popular than ugly, boring me. I went back to the other tab opened, my twitter, where my mentions box did nothing to comfort me:
@mrsdanhowell: danisnotonfire Congratz gett