Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 101Doctor Who 1015 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Bananas are good.
2. Watch out for women named Jackie, they slap. Hard.
3. "Go to your room" are terrible last words.
4. Be silent in The Library.
5. Fear of the dark is NOT irrational.
6. Don't blink, blink and you're dead.
7. Travelling with the Doctor is not safe; however it is the journey of a lifetime.
8. Statues of weeping angles are dangerous.
9. The Doctor is rubbish at weddings, especially his own.
10. The Doctor does not appreciate being called "Doc".
11. The Doctor likes the word fantastic and brilliant.
12. A strange man in your bedroom does not mean anything can happen.
13. Lots of planets have a north.
14. If you meet an eccentric man who says his name is John Smith, the wise thing would be to get away as fast at you can. It's not the most fun though.
15. The Doctor is good at accents. Rose is not.
16. The Doctor came first in 'Jiggery Pokery'.
17. 'Tainted love' and 'Toxic' are earth classics.
18. 'Toxic' is actually a Ballad.
19. The Docto
A Romance in TimeA Romance in Time4 years ago in Romance More Like This
As she brushed up to his side, the Doctor seemed to fall back up against the wall. River thrusted her arms around him, pushing her body into his own. "I can't wait any longer, Doctor," she moaned, "I must have you." The Doctor tried to protest, but something stopped him; a sort of giddy feeling inside him took over. She came in to hug him, causing him to shiver from the maddening emotions overpowering him. Her eyes locked onto his, as his did the same, and placed a soft hand on his cheek. The Doctor blushed madly, and could see that River's cheeks were doing the same as well. His hands and teeth clenched, he could hardly feel his legs, and almost thought he would fall over, but River had moved her arms wrapped around his waist. "River, what are you..." The Doctor was interrupted when River came in and kissed his neck. The Doctor quickly shut his eyes, the tickling sensation was too much, it was nearly unbearable. He wanted to giggle but kept quiet. "Doctor, do you really want to know w
Doctor WhoHurtling through time and space,Doctor Who8 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Can he ever find a place?
Jumping forward to a brand new earth,
Jumping back to an empty hearth.
Forward again to see the Face of Boe,
Back in time to meet an old foe.
He is pursued by an incessant fact,
The likes of which he can't take back.
His entire home, his people his soul,
All gone, leaving him without a goal.
The last of the Time Wars,
The end of his kind,
He is trapped b
Running From the Monsters"Mmmm." Amy opened her eyes. Rory was stroking her cheek with his thumb.Running From the Monsters4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Good morning," he said, kissing her nose. "The Doctor says we're not going anywhere this morning."
"So I can stay in bed with you?" she asked, cuddling into him.
"If you want." He pulled her closer. "You deserve it."
They stayed cuddled like that all morning, talking quietly, until the Doctor poked his head in. "Let's go somewhere dressy," he suggested. "Feels like a dressy day." He left and wandered back down the hall. "Dressy."
They both laughed. "Do you want to go out?" Rory asked.
"I've had enough bed for today," Amy replied. "Why not?" She poked his chest. "Besides, I wouldn't mind seeing you dressed up again."
After showering and changing, the couple met the Doctor in the control room where he was landing the TARDIS. "You haven't changed," Amy protested. She was wearing a short, sleeveless purple dress and Rory had on black dress pants and a white button-down.
"I am too! How about you two go out
Because of Doctor WhoBecause of Doctor Who I am Afraid of...Because of Doctor Who3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
2. Christmas trees
5. school food
7. blue tooth devices
10. children's drawings
11. MRI machines
13. gas masks
14. brass bands
17. the dark
21. coma patients
23. ...and hospitals again
25. weight loss pills
30. old ladies
Stomach Pains.The Doctor ducked below deck. "The sunset is gorgeous," he said. "You coming up?"Stomach Pains.4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Rose shook her head. "Sea sickness. Not such a good idea for me."
He walked over to her. "No, I'm sure you're not sea sick. We've travelled by boat before and you were fine. Just one peek and the sunset, please. When we get back to the TARDIS, I'll take a look and see what's wrong, okay?"
"Okay." Her voice sounded so small. The Doctor took her hand and led her up the cabin stairs to the deck and to the stern of the boat. The oranges and yellows blended together in the sky, swirling about. Rose leaned her head against his shoulder.
"Of the thousands of sunsets I've seen on all the other planets, the ones on Earth are always so much better."
He pulled her close. "You're saying it was worth coming up for this?"
She nodded. "When we go home tomorrow, where will you take us next to top this moment?"
The Doctor smiled. He liked it when Rose called the TARDIS home. "We could go for chips. Or I could try and take
Doctor WhoThe DoctorDoctor Who4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Time And Relative Dimension In Space
Hello, Sweetie. ~River Song
Something borrowed. Something Blue. Something Old. Something New. ~Amy Pond
Oi! Don't Diss the sonic! ~11th
You will be DELETED! ~Cybermen
Sarah Jane Smith
Silence in the library
And then you remembered. ~Dr. Moon
I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archeologists. ~10th
Modern hair. All ... sticky uppy. ~Wilfred
Captain Jack Harkness
The Beast Below
A whole lot of running to do. ~Jenny
Pears. I hate pears. ~10th
Wibblely Wobbley... Timey Wimey... stuff. ~10th
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. DON'T turn your back. DON'T look away and D
The ABC's of Doctor WhoAngels, as a general rule, cause more harm than good.The ABC's of Doctor Who3 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
Bananas (unlike pears) are good; always bring one to parties.
Count the shadows.
Evil comes in many degrees and packages.
Feel down? Don't use a "Bliss" patch.
Go for the eye(stalks).
Hospitals are bad; avoid whenever possible.
If you're confused about something, don't be afraid to ask questions; fear the answers.
Just smile and nod if the Doctor asks you something you don't understand.
Killing is not (always) the answer.
Life is an adventure, a challenge, a game, and a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
Mysteries are made to be solved; dive in headfirst!
Never trust a cat, nun, nurse, or combination of the three.
Options exist for everything, just be sure to take the best one.
Place your faith in only complete strangers and those you can trust.
Quit while you're ahead; it'll all be down
The Tenth Doctor's PoemDoctor, wont you please make up your mind?The Tenth Doctor's Poem7 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
All these girls chasing you from behind
Would you ever fall for the girl next door?
Just because you survived the great time war?
Every time I see you on the screen,
There is always some new girl on the scene,
Chasing the daleks, but she is looking at you,
Just because youre Doctor who.
Rose saved you from your fears,
But yet again she was out on her ear.
You faded away because you were too late,
And a runaway bride was your next date.
Doctor Martha Jones was next in line,
She wanted to love you, but you had to decline.
Martha Jones was brilliant, you said,
But you told Donna Noble instead.
I was happy when the new doctor came,
But you even upset poor Sarah-Jane.
You in your tight suits and big hair
All the girls stop and stare.
Every companion always had your back,
Even good old Captain Jack,
But even he went back to his team,
But theres already a new girl in the next magazine.
Its Saturday night with a Steven Moffat s
Ode To David Tennant - A RageOde To David Tennant - A Rage3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Ode To Tennant A Rage of Two Fans
Dear David Tennant
We think you're really great
You've killed a lot of Daleks
When they yelled EXTERMINATE
You killed them really quickly
You hit them with your laser beam
They screamed out really loud
When they died in all those scenes
Sorry, did we say laser beam?
We meant to say screwdriver
But we haven't watched it in a while
Cuz you went pedophile
You married your own daughter
And we think that's really gross
You should have come and found us
Instead of fighting Adipose
We even like the captain
We think he's really nice
We liked him in that one scene
We looked at his butt twice
We wish you'd take your clothes off
But we don't think that could be
Because you met some bimbo hooker
That you married off BBC
You met with Donna twice
And for that you're really cool
But you were with Martha once
And for that trip, you're a fool
So listen, Tennant, darling
We tell you this in love
Before we fly back to America
Like two dejected
ForgivenessIt was all his fault. He did not care what anybody would say. Guilt was slowly, painfully, tearing him apart from the inside as he watched the pale, still figure on the bed. It was useless, a small voice in his head said, but he refused to believe it. Sure, she had been mortally wounded and her heart was about to stop beating, but he would save her! He had to!Forgiveness3 years ago in Drama More Like This
But then, it happened. Her single human heart stopped beating and a shrill tone filled the TARDIS infirmary. For a moment he stood there, completely petrified, but then he was there, by her side, desperately trying to make it start beating again. Asking, begging for it. Please, little heart, wake up! Tears started to well up in his eyes, but he blinked them away. C'mon Rose! C'mon you daft little ape! Breathe! Live! PLEASE!
Memories filled his head. How they had first met. All of their travels. The Bad Wolf. The kiss (How could he ever forget?). His regeneration. The Sycorax invasion. New Earth. Queen Victoria.
"C'mon Rose, you c
Here Without YouHere Without You3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
When The Doctor first met Sarah Jane in his Third regeneration, he thought she was absolutely perfect in every way.
From the way she smiled to the way she helped him, just thinking of the budding journalist made both his hearts flutter with utter contentment.
Right now, The Doctor was in his Eleventh regeneration and currently dreaming of his Sarah Jane.
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
The Doctor sighed in his sleep, dreaming of Sarah Jane being in his arms, forever, just her and him, the way it should have been.
I'm here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
And I dream about you all the time
This wasn't the first time he'd dreamt about Sarah, he has sometimes dreamt about her when he least expected it.
Sometimes he didn't
Grow Old With Me "Never let him see the damage. Never let him see you age..."Grow Old With Me2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
River was in her bath robe. The Doctor squinted at her, no, she was in Amy's bath robe. He felt his hearts squeeze, but also a wry smile lift his mouth. River would never own anything as dowdy as a threadbare fluffy pink bathrobe.
She was wearing her mother's robe. The Doctor's throat closed up. She was coming out of the bathroom, halfway down the hallway. Her hair had that extra bounciness it got just after she'd washed it, when it wasn't quite dry yet. And she was moving like an old woman, as if her very bones hurt.
He ran down the hall and scooped her up in a huge hug. She squeaked in surprise. His hearts were suddenly hurting, but not for the Ponds. For River. How could she think he'd care how old she got? Why would she think she needed to hide any injury or imperfection from him.
Didn't she understand how much he loved her?
"River." He hid his face in her curls, cool against his cheeks. He squeezed her as tightly
You Always Dance at WeddingsYou Always Dance at Weddings4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Did you dance?"
The Doctor smiled, he knew that voice. He pivoted on his heel, still smiling knowingly.
"Well, you always dance at weddings, don't you?" River said, a gently amused tone in her voice.
"You tell me." He said coyly, knowing she wouldn't reveal one second.
"Spoilers." Was her expected reply.
He smiled again, moving towards her. "River Song, the woman who is a mystery yet." His voice was gentle, his gaze tender.
"Not for long Doctor. No, not for very much longer." She said, her tone light, but her eyes sad.
There was something bittersweet in their coming future, something that gave her joy- and broke her heart at the same time. The Doctor could sense it. That kind of pain couldn't be erased or acted over, but tonight, he wanted to at least help her forget it.
"I always dance at weddings." He repeated, gingerly placing his hands on her waist. The tender music from the slow dancing inside was drifting through the summer air into the garden, the warm glow of the lights spilli
Doctor Who Written Preview 1"John!" Rose rushed through the bathroom door of the house she shared with the metacrisis. "John! Where are you?" she shouted again.Doctor Who Written Preview 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
John hurried down the hallway towards his wife, worried that something was wrong. "Are you alright?"
"Yeah. I'm fine." she breathed, a smile growing wide on her face.
"Well, then what's going on?"
Rose was beaming as she held up a white stick for him to see. John's eyes were wide.
"You mean " he started.
"I'm gonna be a " he stuttered.
She nodded again.
"We're having a baby?" he finally managed to get out of his mouth.
Rose grinned as she nodded one more time and nearly squealed as John picked her up and whirled her around the room.
"John put me down."
"Oh right. Sorry." he chuckled as he set her down gently. He smiled as he took her head in his hands and gave her a tender kiss. Being part Time Lord and part human, he didn't know if children would even be a possibility
Doctor Who jokesKnock knock.Doctor Who jokes3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Q: What happens when the headless monks leave banana peels on the floor?
A: Silence will fall
Q: How many Sontarans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None! Sontarans do not fear the dark!
Q: How many Time Lords does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Interference in the lighting practices of other cultures is strictly forbidden.
Q: How many cybermen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: LIGHTBULBS ARE INELEGANT. THEY WILL BE UPGRADED.
Yo momma's so fat, the whole Slavine family could fit inside her at once
Yo momma's so fat, the cybermen upgraded her into a hot dog van
Yo momma's so fat, project indigo took her to an ice cream parlor
Yo momma's so fat, the Adipose consider her a natural resource
Yo momma's so fat, Captain Jack didn't try to flirt with her
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The tesselector: Our records office is sealed to the public. The chicken isn't guilty of anything.
River Song: Spoilers.
4023"Doctor."40233 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
The ghost spoke softly from the spacesuit's communicator as the timelord looked on. He stared at the empty shell now slumped in the silver chair, what had once been that brilliant, mysterious woman. She had known his name and she had saved his life. She had known his name and it was whispering now out of the data trapped in the suit's neural relay. All he could do was watch, handcuffed to one of the computer's metal supports, neither able to reach his sonic screwdriver nor the modified one that had belonged to Professor River Song.
Her voice continued to trickle into the room, though her lips did not move; eyelids closed in endless peace. "I'm sorry, Doctor. I'm sorry, Doctor." She had reverted to his custom title now, the circuit nearing its end as she began to loop.
"I love you."
The Doctor's hearts clenched. He stared helplessly, guilt and despair so overwhelming that he could only feel numb. The green lights had flickered out on the collar of R
If I Leave, My DoctorIf I left, would you notice me?If I Leave, My Doctor3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
If I cried, would you comfort me?
If you knew, would you be repulsed?
My heart is broken, shattered by a shadow.
It lies bleeding, but oh, but the pain is gorgeous.
I think I love it
I am faulty, will you repair me?
My eyes are empty, as I look through to the open air.
I am nothing in the grand scheme of things
But you, oh you, my love, are precious.
My Doctor, I need you, heal me please.
My Rose, I love you, will you stay forever?
This heart is broken, while the other beats.
Doctor, I love you
Rose, I love you too .
We should have lived forever. It was cruel to not be at his side. I would be in
oblivion, but now I am trapped here in this world.
You are not here, but I would have burned up a sun to say goodbye.
I am running to you, but so far away. I love you so much. Do you even care?
In the NewsA picture is worth a thousand words. Especially if you're the Doctor and River Song.In the News2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
“This is going to sell us thousands of newspapers.”
The photographer bounced on his toes in front of his publisher’s desk.
“Who are they?” the publisher asked, tapping a finger on the glossy photo.
The photographer shrugged. “Don’t know. All I could get is that they’re both doctors.”
“Where was this taken?” the publisher asked.
“At the Swanlea Charity Ball.”
The publisher nodded. “Public venue then, we don’t have to get their permission. Did you get any more?” the publisher waved the photograph at him.
The photographer grinned. “Oh yeah. They’re quite a pair of dancers. They came swirling in like Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, cleared the whole dance floor. They didn’t even seem to notice. At the end they just stopped and clapped politely for the orchestra as if they didn’t re
So Wrong, So Right-Doctor x MasterWARNING: BoyxBoy, make-outSo Wrong, So Right-Doctor x Master3 years ago in Romance More Like This
So wrong...the tenth incarnation of the Doctor repeated in his head. This was so wrong...
He was being pushed against the iconically blue door of the TARDIS, a pair of hands gripping the front of his brown pinstriped suit, forcing his mouth against someone else's, someone he knew all too well. The Master.
So wrong...yet he found himself kissing back with enthusiasm he didn't know he had, then eventually parting his lips slightly, letting the other's tongue in his mouth.
The kiss broke apart after a few moments, both gasping for air. For but a second, the Doctor was able to see logic through the confusion filling his head.
"St...stop..." He murmured, his voice rough. He raised his arms to push him away, but the Master pressed the other Time Lord's wrists against the door of the TARDIS.
He threw his head back against the TARDIS with a sharp groan, torn between resisting or giving in.
The Master took the unintentional invitation and started pressing kisses to th
Trust Me, I'm the DoctorIf there something strange happeningTrust Me, I'm the Doctor4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
If the stars stop shinning
And the Earth is being moved away
Pick up the phone
From the endless Universe
There is a blue police phone box
Inside there is mankind's salvation
Better than a God
When he opens the door and looks outside
"Oh hello!" he says
You know that salvation has come
Even if he freaks you out
(And he will)
From the deeps of the Universe he comes
With a screwdriver and well thought solutions as weapons
"Trust me, I'm the Doctor."
Love Knows No Limits1. Amy and Rory PondLove Knows No Limits4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Love knows no limits, no boundaries of time or space or death. To the last centurion, love will keep him waiting 2000 years for her. "She can always hear me, Doctor," he said. "Always." Says the man who has died a dozen times and would die a million more if only to save her life. He'll wait forever to see her, search tirelessly to find her if it means falling asleep once more with her in his arms.
To her, it's risking all to save him so she doesn't lose him again. If she has to die, cross universes, or jump in a puddle of lethal acid to find him and bring him home, she will.
The nurse and the kissogram. The last centurion and the girl who didn't make sense. The boy and girl who waited.
They are forever.
2. The Doctor and Rose Tyler
Love knows no limits. For the Doctor and Rose, it is a story that spans across all of time and space. Their love is legendary, the most powerful thing in all the galaxies, always bringing them back to one another