Dave: Troll Tavros▼: uH, hEY,
▲: sup bro
▲: hows it hanging
▼: oH, uH, hI dAVE,
▼: iT'S, pRETTY CHILL OVER HERE, rEALLY,
▼: aLL UP IN THIS, dREAM BUBBLES,
▼: oKAY, aCTUALLY,
▼: iT MAY OR MAY NOT, uH,
▼: bE KIND OF BORING, oVER HERE,
▲: shit man
▲: gotta say im actually kind of envious of you believe it or not
▲: id be so down to get my sleep on right about now
▼: wELL ACTUALLY, i'M NOT REALLY VERY,
▲: maybe in a while man i dont think ive got too much time left anyway
▲: ah well man im going to go out on this rather slippery ledge here and assume
▲: that the afterlife has been pretty boring so far
▼: yOU'D BE, uH, rIGHT,
▲: hey cool bro maybe ill see you there
▲: you can get your trolling on in person
▲: and i guess by in person i mean in our dream selves or whatever
▼: oH, yES, tHAT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING, i COULD DO,
▲: you just chilling by your
John and Karkat and Grub KarLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)John and Karkat and Grub Kar4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
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▼: *A little red grub wiggles it's way around, entirely lost it seems*
▲: oh hi there little guy!
▼: *the grub perks up, turning in alarm, the nubby horns on his head bright candy-corn colored* FUTT! *he uttered, not actually angry, but it just seemed to come naturally to him*
▲: *kneels down next to him and chuckles a bit* karkat is that you? you're so tiny!
▼: *he seems to be even more interested once he's called by name. He wriggles his way closer, resting onto the shoe of whoever had called him* FUTT! FUTT! *he repeated excitedly*
▲: *and now he's giggling pretty hard. cute! well, he'd never say that out loud, that's totally uncool!* hehe, this is so strange... *pats his head and smiles* you alright? you look a little far away from home!
▼: *the grub trills softly when stroked, tilting his head as John spoke to him through those oddly endearing
Sollux and Karkat, Part TwoSollux sat in his own respiteblock, sighing. He had decided to leave Karkat alone for a little while. The troll boy had been in a frenzy, cursing up a storm that could have surrounded Alternia and plagued it for sweeps and sweeps to come.Sollux and Karkat, Part Two4 years ago in Humor More Like This
He looked in the direction of the troll girl who sat next to him.
"Terezi, I don't know what to do! It's useless!"
Terezi's grin didn't falter.
"Well, did you tease him like I do?"
"Yeah! But I think I just pissed him off. Gog, I suck at this TZ! I should just give up!"
Terezi's grin died a little. She pat Sollux's back, trying to comfort him.
"There, there! I'm sure he'll come around. Especially now that you're not emotionless!"
"I wasn't emotionless!"
"You might as well have been!"
Sollux sighed. He was more confused than ever. Wouldn't Karkat like him better now? Or was it worse? Maybe he preferred the moody bipolar Sollux
"TZ? Didn't you like KK? Because I think he still likes you "
Terezi tapped her cane thoughtfully on the ground
John and Dave and Feelings▲: i'm not gay!John and Dave and Feelings4 years ago in Drama More Like This
▼: sure your not bro
▲: i'm not!
▼: its okay you know
▼: you can come out of the closet now
▲: everyone seems to think i am!
▲: what? no!
▼: everyone knows your not a homosexual john
▲: there are no closets to be stepping out of.
▼: except me
▼: i see the way you look bro
▼: no excuses
▼: just tell me
▼: im your bro
▲: no, but. dave!
▼: you can trust me
▲: i'm not.
▲: i'm really really not.
▼: and im not cool
▲: no but you are cool!
▲: you are the coolest of cool.
▼: and you are gay
▼: its okay dude
▼: just come out bro
▼: its just me
▼: im not gonna go around spillin your shit
▲: but i really don't think...
▲: i just get these weird feelings for uh...
▼: you like karkat
▲: i don't know!
Little ThingsThere were little things about Dave that really stuck out to you when you two became official.Little Things3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
First off, he's extremely possessive. It cute sometimes, whenever he sneaks his hand into yours when he catches someone looking or how he slips an arm around your waist when you're approached by someone new. Of course, it can be annoying too, like when you have to meet Karkat in the morning and Dave turns off your alarm so you sleep in with him. And he always leaves marks in the most obvious of places where it'd be impossible to hide. He once even kissed your cheek with no-smudge lipstick so it wouldn't come off for the rest of the day.
Secondly, he loves physical contact. Rose says it's because he got very little love as a child, but you think it kind of ties in with his possessiveness. In public or alone, he always like to at least keep the smallest of contact between fingers brushing against each other, or feet nudging together. And sometimes (read: most of the time) he prefers to drape hi
why do I suck at titlesJohn Egbert, age 8, February 4th.why do I suck at titles4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
He hadn't thought much of him when he first saw him. In fact, he wasn't even aware that it was a person. John just thought it was a bird. But he definitely noticed it was very much a person. The blond landed right in front of him. John stared in awe. The ninja kid only gave him a short look through his shades before continuing on his way to the same elementary school John was headed for.
He smiled to himself and began walking towards school once more. What a cool new kid.
Dave Strider, age 9, March 12th.
God, he only saw him at lunch and recess, but that 3rd grader with buck teeth was so damn adorable. (He wouldn't admit that using cuss words made him feel so much older and mature; he'd say that that is just a thing he did, as a coolkid.) And no, it wasn't Jade. He didn't know his name, But he wanted to. He wanted to protect him from those annoying kids that bullied him all the time, wanted t
Sollux: get jealous▼: COME HERE.Sollux: get jealous3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▼: LOOK AT ME.
▼: I LOVE YOU.
▲: .....what iin the actual fuck KK.
▲: thii2 ii2 weiird even for you ii mean 2eriiou2ly.
▼: I LOVE YOU.
▲: ....the fuck.
▼: SOLLUX JUST LOOK INTO MY EYES.
▼: AND LISTEN TO ME.
▲: you diidnt get iintwo gamzee2 2liime diid you??
▼: I LOVE YOU SOLLUX.
▲: iim 2hocked.
▲: um... why?
▼: WHY WOULD I NOT?
▲: KK are you feeliing okay?
▲: becau2e you 2ound hiigh out of your miind riight now.
▼: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT.
▼: AM I NOT JUST ALLOWED TO BE LOVING FOR FUCKING ONCE.
▲: yeah 2ure but thii2 ju2t 2ound2 reeeeaally unliike you.
▲: iit2 liike you 2wiitched place2 wiith your derpface kii2mecru2h.
▼: JOHN'S BEEN AT MY HIVE FOR DAYS.
▲: what 2eriiou2ly?
▲: have you 2trangled hiim yet?
▲: that2 2uprii2iing.
▼: HE'S ASLEEP RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY.
In which Dave and John blabYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!In which Dave and John blab4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▼: sup egbert
▲: oh, hey dave! not much, really. kinda bored! what about you?
▼: you know avoidin puppet traps like im indiana jones in the temple of plush posterior
▼: not happenin man the crazy fuck has jammed them into the walls
▲: haha wow that sounds pretty intense. does he always do that? sounds like a weird idea of fun!
▼: yeah he does but hes like
▼: i dont know extra crazy fuck later
▼: im waking up under piles of felt covered dick bro
▲: uhhh wow that's pretty gross, dave! i actually don't really know what to say to that, other than the fact that that's a little disturbing.
▼: what it happens
▼: i bet your dad pulls all sorts of crazy clown gambits on you
▼: you must tumble ass first out of bed on the morning into a pile of lewd clown dolls
▲: well yeah but none of it has to do with puppets!
▲: yeah okay fine, som
Seastuck: Chapter 2Dave broke through the water's surface with a loud splash, his blonde hair plastered to his face and his shades slightly askew. The sun was high in the sky today, the cloudless blue as beautiful as ever. There was never enough time in the day to admire the sky. But the laws forbid anyone from going to the surface. Bro would tan his son's scales if he ever found out about this. But despite that little detail, Dave wasn't worried. No one had caught him yet, and he wasn't stopping anytime soon.Seastuck: Chapter 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
With a quick scan of the surrounding waters, he and Tavros quickly located Terezi's rock. It was hard to miss, since it was a giant boulder with a ship's crow's nest lodged in the top. Terezi was never one for a "normal" nest.
"Hey Pyrope! You awake?!" Dave shouted.
There was a sound of something heavy hitting the wood paneling of the crow's nest, and suddenly Terezi's feathery head popped over the side. Her red eyes scanned her surroundings, and her feathers, which were dotted with small shells an
War: AccelerateWar: Accelerate4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
A life without death was hectic.
That was the understatement of the year.
A life without death was living hell.
Goddamn it, how in the world does Death die?! Nothing made sense anymore. Everything was hell. All that was left to do is clasping your hands to your head and try to get it to STOP. But it refused to; the pounding continued The drums of war.
You fight, by God! You fight! Alas they all are still here; still alive and yet so very dead. Every imp, every crocodile, every fucking creature here in the land of Heat and Combat are here waiting for their pound of flesh!
You just couldn't take it any more. Playing the Devil's advocate was only fun if there was bloodshed at the end.
And that goddamn puppet wouldn't shut the fuck up. You were at the wit's end. What a thing for someone who ended the WORLD to say
--toilingGodhead [TG] began pestering tormentedTherapist [TT] --
TG: im going back
TT: Giving up early, I see.
TG: no fuck you this isnt g
The Epic of John and Dave-1▼: 2up.The Epic of John and Dave-14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
▲: oh, are you that lispy troll?
▼: dont make fun of my lii2p a22hole ii2 thii2 the egbert kiid?
▲: um, sorry, and yes
▼: kk talk2 about you all the fuckiing tiime ii 2wear he ha2 2ome2ort of cru2h or 2omethiing.
▲: oh haha really?
▼: more or le22 but ii thiink the 2triider priick liike2 you more ii really dont even care.
▲: whoa what?
▲: you mean dave?
▲: no way!
▼: ye2 the dave kiid he liike2 you he told me hiim2elf after ii confe22ed 2omethiing two hiim.
▲: but dave is my bro, and i am not a homosexual...
▼: tell hiim that your2elf then but he liike2 you.
▲: what did you tell him?
▼: nonethiing that con2ern2 you.
▲: aww, so you won't tell me?
▼: no becau2e kk tell2 me you cant keep a 2ecret.
▲: i can so keep secrets!
▼: pft yeah okay well whatever 2triider wiill ju2t tell everyone when he fiind2 out anyway but ii liike kk iin a flu2ed way.
Dave and John Homoin' UpLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Dave and John Homoin' Up4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
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▼: im not lauren if thats what youre gonna ask
▲: oh, darn. you totally struck me as a lauren.
▲: it's too bad your bro didn't name you that.
▲: it fits you way better!
▼: yeah i know the dumpass
▼: its like god dude do you not know a lauren when you see one
▼: so what you up to over there
▲: nothing much, to be honest.
▲: you would think god tier would include some kick ass quests or something.
▲: right now i am actually talking to one of your consort dudes too!
▼: nope just includes clothes you cant even wake in without falling over
▼: oh god those nakking little bastards
▼: good luck getting a single coherent word out of those idiots
▲: okay, i have gotten way better at walking in this outfit! i have only tripped like three times today.
▲: and he actually seems to be smar
dave:challenge karkat to dance▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANTdave:challenge karkat to dance4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▼: a dance off
▲: A WHAT
▼: throwing the fuck down on the dance floor
▼: in the middle of a club
▲: OKAY HOW ABOUT NO FUCK YOU
▼: onlookers watching in amazement at our sick moves
▼: bitches left and right passing out
▲: WHO HAULED YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING CRAZY HIVE
▼: via pelvic thrusts and the monkey
▼: all at the same time
▲: YOU MUST BE SO FUCKING PROUD
▲: LISTEN YOU HEAR THIS
▲: THIS IS ME APPLAUDING YOU SARCASTICALLY
▼: im too into doing the charleston to even hear your nonexistent claps
▲: WELL THATS GREAT
▼: join me vantas
▼: unless youre too chicken to tango
▲: I AM NOT FUCKING CHICKE
▲: ISNT THAT A COUPLES DANCE?!
▲: NO FUCKING WAY
▼: its a whatever the fuck i dont give a shit dance
▼: lets hand jive
▲: HAND JIVE WHAT THE FUCK
▲: WHY W
Seastuck - Chapter 1As he leaned on the railing of his ship, the prince heaved a heavy sigh and watched the water below churn and crash against the hull of his ship. It was a day like any other day in Prince John's kingdom. The ocean was tranquil, just like the day before. The fishes darting under the ship reflected rainbows on the water's surface, but disappeared with the shifting tides. It was peaceful, even with the ship's crew shouting in the background. John knew that he would much rather be on the ocean than in his castle on the cliffs.Seastuck - Chapter 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Ah, what a breeze," he mumbled to himself. He pushed his glasses back up his nose and ran a hand through his messy black hair, a smile playing across his lips. "So comforting..."
"Your highness, please do not lean so far over the rail."
John turned and looked back at his attendant and grinned. Equius was older by at least five years, but acted as if John and his father were the only things that mattered in the world. He wore his thick black hair in a ponytail that h
Tavros and Dave Rap-offTavros and Dave Rap-off3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
▲: uH, nOT MUCH,
▲: i GUESS,
▲: uM, aRE YOU READY FOR SOME sICK fIRES,
▲: tHAT iM ABOUT TO START,
▲: aLL UP IN HERE,
▲: bECAUSE i DONT THINK YOU ARE,
▲: bECAUSE, yOU'D HAVE TO BE FLAME-PROOF,
▲: aND THATS KIND OF DIFFICULT,
▼: youre talking to a strider
▼: if a strider cant handle it then fuck all can
▲: wELL, oKAY,
▼: lay it on me then
▲: iF YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THIS,
▲: yOU MIGHT WANT TO PUT ON, uM, mORE SUNGLASSES,
▲: bECAUSE THIS RAP IS GOING TO ROAST UP YOUR ASSES,
▲: iTS GONNA TURN YOUR THINKPAN INTO MOLASSES,
▲: aND YOUR BODY WILL TURN INTO TOXIC GASSES,
▲: cAUSE iM tAVROS, aND MY BEATS ARE SICK,
▲: aND i'M THROWING IT OUT HERE SUPER QUICK,
▲: aND YOU NEED TO WATCH OUT, aND YOU SHOULDN'T POUT,
▲: bECAUSE tHESE RHYMES WILL KICK YOU IN THE (BONE BULGE?)
▲: sO TRY ALL YOU CAN, bUT YOU CANT BEAT pUPA pAN,
Dave the ButlerLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Dave the Butler4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
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▼: sup sir
▼: can i get you anything
▲: hehe uh, not much!
▼: apple juice or something
▲: dave is that you???
▼: of course dude
▲: ugh i don't want apple juice that's just horrible dave.
▼: what why
▲: are you supposed to be playing a butler or something? hehe.
▼: i mean you can have whatever you want but i highly recommend the apple juice
▼: yeah im getting my butle on
▲: uh huh. right. well in that case, i guess i want a soda!
▼: what kind
▼: we have uh
▼: thats it actually
▲: yeah, tab's alright.
▼: ice or no
▲: just a little bit.
▼: k just a moment
▲: haha okay dave.
▼: here you are sir
▼: please enjoy
▲: thanks dave! or should i call you jeeves or something?
▼: wow okay please dont
▼: dave is just fine
▲: can you type
I was drunk, so was JohnHello. I will make an attempt to explain a few things on the way. While I barely remember mashing the keys to make words that I actually thought worked in some way (this is not an act at all. I really was typing like this.) but I remember just enough to generally know what I meant, mostly because I am playing John as I always do, just... ... ...I was drunk, so was John4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
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▲: fefrei princess of fih ((Editor's Note: He meant Fish.))
▲: erifsan was looking for you he was mad at me ehehehehehehehe
▼: T)(at would be me! 38)
▼: Do I know you??
▲: awwwww your wone of the nice ones jade said you are good
▲: but not prsonly
▲: i thin??
▲: did we talks
▼: Well, w)(at is your name?
▲: i am suchk att his
karkat: woo sollux▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANTkarkat: woo sollux4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▼: you're 2o fuckiing charmiing.
▲: OH GOOD SOMEONE HALFWAY COMPETENT
▲: LAST TIME I WAS HERE ERIDAN WAS HITTING ON ME
▼: eriidan hiit2 on everyone.
▲: I KNOW BUT HE WAS REALLY FUCKING PERSISTANT THIS TIME
▲: HE WAS CALLING ME FUCKING CUTE AND IT WAS ANNOYING
▲: PLEASE TELL ME I DONT COME OFF AS CUTE
▼: oh man totally.
▼: you have the face of a grub and haiir a2 2oft a2 fuckiing 2iilk.
▲: WAIT WHAT?!
▲: HOW THE FUCK
▲: YOU NEVER EVEN TOUCHED MY HAIR SHUT UP!!
▲: AND I DO NOT!!
▼: oh my god that wa2 hiilariiou2.
▲: FUCK YOU SOL
▼: 2iince when diid you become ampora, KK.
▲: WHAT I CANT GIVE YOU A STUPID NICKNAME
▲: YOU GAVE ME ONE
▼: yeah but iit'2 weiird when you 2ay 2ol.
▲: ALRIGHT FINE HOW ABOUT LITHP BOY
▲: BUT THAT SOUNDS STUPID
▼: now you're ju2t beiing a douche.
▼: oh ii know.
Seastuck - Chapter 4~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Seastuck - Chapter 44 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It didn't take long to reach the water's surface, but when Dave finally got there, he was so overwhelmed by the sight before him that he almost sank back down into sea. Floating just over ten strokes away was a huge ship, its sails pulled up and anchor down. It had been hard to figure out what it was underwater it looked like a whale or something but with the moon's light unhindered, it was easier to see.
The ship itself was enormous, with carvings covering every railing. Twin masts stood tall against the dark sky, illuminated every so often by bright bursts of multi-colored lights that sparkled like stars. Every window on the ship was lit up, which made the whole scene seem even more enticing to Dave. If he tried hard enough, he could hear cheers and laughter from the ship's deck. His heart was suddenly racing.
There were humans there.
Throwing Bro's orders to the wind, Dave swam even closer to the large boat. He felt his heart skip a beat at the
Seastuck - Chapter 3~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Seastuck - Chapter 34 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"...Nook-licking, ass-faced, grub-fucking son of a deep-sea squid! This is NOT something I signed up for!!"
Karkat grimaced as he untangled himself from yet another patch of wild seaweed he'd absentmindedly swum into. Since he had left the castle, Dave had led ignorantly led the small crab through two caverns filled with sharp coral, three jellyfish infested chasms, and past a cave with one very ornery electric eel.
No, things were not going well tonight. And it wasn't even midnight yet.
"I had better be getting something for my fucking suffering," Karkat growled to himself as he snipped the last of the seaweed from his shell. With the last of the annoying plant pooling on the rock under him, Karkat set off towards the cave Dave and Tavros had disappeared into. After all, he was so disoriented from the trip thus far that he knew he wouldn't be able to get back without following the prince and his guppy-of-a-lackey.
Karkat had never really liked any members of the
Sollux and Karkat, Part OneKarkat sighed as warm water ran over his hair, the tenseness in his muscles easing as he took a shower. He almost smiled at how nice it was to be alone. 'Almost' being the key word.Sollux and Karkat, Part One4 years ago in Humor More Like This
The troll boy had shampooed his hair and was scrubbing his head when he paused.
Wait a second. Was that a door opening?!
Karkat had a brief vision of a sober Gamzee coming after him, club raised. He shuddered. But that was impossible. Gamzee had gone back to his old self (for what reason, you had no fucking idea, but hey, you were still alive), so who ?
He stared intently at the curtain with what he hoped was a fierce expression. And then-
"SOLLUX WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!"
Sollux had pulled back the shower curtain, his blank eyes (Gog, so freaky, they looked like fucking black holes or whatever) staring at the wall behind Karkat. His expression changed from confusion to happiness (finally he started to show some emotion, being "0k" with everything was so fucking annoying, thank Gog Terezi helped
I MISS YOULooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)I MISS YOU4 years ago in Drama More Like This
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▲: ANY TIME NOW.
▼: i g0t distracted.
▲: GOD DAMN IT.
▲: I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU LIKE THIS.
▼: well s0rry.
▲: I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU LIKE THIS.
▼: that's n0t very nice.
▲: SOLLUX...I WANT THE OLD YOU BACK.
▼: i can't very well g0 back and change things.
▲: YEAH BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING DEPRESSING AS SHIT.
▲: IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN YOU.
▼: i... well maybe that's n0t such a bad thing.
▼: i'm d0n't feel crazy anym0re.
▲: SO WHAT IF YOU WERE!?
▲: I LIKED OUR FRIENDLY RIVALRY!
▲: I LIKED ASKING YOU EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME IF WE WERE STILL FRIENDS!
▲: AND WHY?
▲: BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FUCKING BEST FRIEND.
▲: NOW ALL YOU DID WAS PUSH ME ASIDE TO TALK TO TEREZI
▼: i'm s0rry kk...
▼: i didn't a
....i love you -SolxKar-Sollux opened his eyes with a groan. Of course he couldn't see. He had forgotten about that. Getting hit on the head with a fucking club does that to you he supposed. He slowly drug himself off of the cold hard floor, rubbing where said club had originally struck. Yeah that was going to hurt so much later one it would'nt be funny. He sighed. At least he was alive. THAT was a good thing. He went silent, listening to the sounds of the lab around him, trying to find his seeing eye troll.....i love you -SolxKar-4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
No response. Sollux called the trolls name once more. Again, there came no reply. He sighed and a bit slowly stood up, his legs wobbly and his head spinning slightly. Okay, calm down sollux, you can find your way around. Just remember what terezi told you. He relaxed himself and brushed himself off. He then tilted his head up slightly and gave a soft sniff.
He didn't know what he was expecting, but he wished it was something other then what he got. Wave upon wave of smells came to his min
Six YearsYour name is John Egbert and today is your birthday, however, right now, you are more relieved than ever. You're sitting back at your desk, tears leaking from your eyes. It's over. Thank god it's over.Six Years3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Your dad comes in and you are so glad to see him. You jump up, hugging him tightly and causing the man to drop the plate of cake he had on the floor. You honestly could care less, your dad is alive. He's alive, that means all of this was a terrible nightmare. It's over, the nightmare, the game, is finally over.
Except it's not.
You figure this out when you get online, messaging your buddies who went through hell with you. Jade is online and you greet her, talking over what happened. You're glad she's ok. She's glad you are too and you two joke a bit while you wait for the other two kids you played with to get on.
But they don't. Eventually, it gets late. You say goodnight to Jade and go to bed. You barely sleep, the images of the game haunting you. When you close your eyes, you see him d