Dave: Troll Tavros▼: uH, hEY,
▲: sup bro
▲: hows it hanging
▼: oH, uH, hI dAVE,
▼: iT'S, pRETTY CHILL OVER HERE, rEALLY,
▼: aLL UP IN THIS, dREAM BUBBLES,
▼: oKAY, aCTUALLY,
▼: iT MAY OR MAY NOT, uH,
▼: bE KIND OF BORING, oVER HERE,
▲: shit man
▲: gotta say im actually kind of envious of you believe it or not
▲: id be so down to get my sleep on right about now
▼: wELL ACTUALLY, i'M NOT REALLY VERY,
▲: maybe in a while man i dont think ive got too much time left anyway
▲: ah well man im going to go out on this rather slippery ledge here and assume
▲: that the afterlife has been pretty boring so far
▼: yOU'D BE, uH, rIGHT,
▲: hey cool bro maybe ill see you there
▲: you can get your trolling on in person
▲: and i guess by in person i mean in our dream selves or whatever
▼: oH, yES, tHAT DEFINITELY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING, i COULD DO,
▲: you just chilling by your
John and Dave and Feelings▲: i'm not gay!John and Dave and Feelings3 years ago in Drama More Like This
▼: sure your not bro
▲: i'm not!
▼: its okay you know
▼: you can come out of the closet now
▲: everyone seems to think i am!
▲: what? no!
▼: everyone knows your not a homosexual john
▲: there are no closets to be stepping out of.
▼: except me
▼: i see the way you look bro
▼: no excuses
▼: just tell me
▼: im your bro
▲: no, but. dave!
▼: you can trust me
▲: i'm not.
▲: i'm really really not.
▼: and im not cool
▲: no but you are cool!
▲: you are the coolest of cool.
▼: and you are gay
▼: its okay dude
▼: just come out bro
▼: its just me
▼: im not gonna go around spillin your shit
▲: but i really don't think...
▲: i just get these weird feelings for uh...
▼: you like karkat
▲: i don't know!
Sollux and Karkat, Part TwoSollux sat in his own respiteblock, sighing. He had decided to leave Karkat alone for a little while. The troll boy had been in a frenzy, cursing up a storm that could have surrounded Alternia and plagued it for sweeps and sweeps to come.Sollux and Karkat, Part Two3 years ago in Humor More Like This
He looked in the direction of the troll girl who sat next to him.
"Terezi, I don't know what to do! It's useless!"
Terezi's grin didn't falter.
"Well, did you tease him like I do?"
"Yeah! But I think I just pissed him off. Gog, I suck at this TZ! I should just give up!"
Terezi's grin died a little. She pat Sollux's back, trying to comfort him.
"There, there! I'm sure he'll come around. Especially now that you're not emotionless!"
"I wasn't emotionless!"
"You might as well have been!"
Sollux sighed. He was more confused than ever. Wouldn't Karkat like him better now? Or was it worse? Maybe he preferred the moody bipolar Sollux
"TZ? Didn't you like KK? Because I think he still likes you "
Terezi tapped her cane thoughtfully on the ground
Dave and Sollux: Be BrosYOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!Dave and Sollux: Be Bros2 years ago in Scraps More Like This
▼: hey sup
▲: what do you want?
▼: calm down sollux its just a question
▼: frankly im just happy someones answering
▲: who wouldn't want two an2wer you? iit'2 not liike you're an iin2ufferable priick or anythiing.
▼: hey that was past me i built a bridge and got over that shit a while ago
▲: oh really now?
▲: how 2o?
▼: what do you mean
▲: how the fuck diid you change?
▼: well ive just calmed down a lot i guess
▲: hm. really now? you're not a2 iin2ufferable, then?
▼: i used to be really uptight about being ironic and shit like that but now i really dont care anymore
▼: watching your friends die over and over really changes you
▼: i dont think i am
▲: ii gue22 that make2 2en2e. KK calmed down a biit after 2eeiing me diie.
▼: you died when did that happen
▲: when KK wa2 tryiing two get
karkat: woo sollux▲: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANTkarkat: woo sollux3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
▼: you're 2o fuckiing charmiing.
▲: OH GOOD SOMEONE HALFWAY COMPETENT
▲: LAST TIME I WAS HERE ERIDAN WAS HITTING ON ME
▼: eriidan hiit2 on everyone.
▲: I KNOW BUT HE WAS REALLY FUCKING PERSISTANT THIS TIME
▲: HE WAS CALLING ME FUCKING CUTE AND IT WAS ANNOYING
▲: PLEASE TELL ME I DONT COME OFF AS CUTE
▼: oh man totally.
▼: you have the face of a grub and haiir a2 2oft a2 fuckiing 2iilk.
▲: WAIT WHAT?!
▲: HOW THE FUCK
▲: YOU NEVER EVEN TOUCHED MY HAIR SHUT UP!!
▲: AND I DO NOT!!
▼: oh my god that wa2 hiilariiou2.
▲: FUCK YOU SOL
▼: 2iince when diid you become ampora, KK.
▲: WHAT I CANT GIVE YOU A STUPID NICKNAME
▲: YOU GAVE ME ONE
▼: yeah but iit'2 weiird when you 2ay 2ol.
▲: ALRIGHT FINE HOW ABOUT LITHP BOY
▲: BUT THAT SOUNDS STUPID
▼: now you're ju2t beiing a douche.
▼: oh ii know.
In which Dave suggests a gameEridan stared blankly back at the grinning boy, face contorted in utter shock. "You wwant to do wwhat wwith that chocolate covvered stick?"In which Dave suggests a game3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
John looked at him exasperatedly. "Weren't you listening when I was explaining? You have to try and see who gets to the center first! It's called the Pocky Game!"
Terezi cackled from the other side of the table where they sat. Eridan had no idea what to do with his face, and ultimately let it fall into a confused scowl. Nepeta perked up, grinning almost as widely as the buck-toothed boy could. "AC inquires whether we are allowed to choose who we play with?"
John giggled. "No, nothing like that. We draw random papers from this hat! It has a name of someone else on it."
Dave stood up, walking over behind John, pulling him from the ground. "Egderp, I need to talk to you."
He looked up, then walked over with Dave. "I'll uhh, be right back I guess..."
Dave took him over to the corner. "Bro, I know you want all up in those gills."
John and Karkat and Grub KarLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)John and Karkat and Grub Kar3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: *A little red grub wiggles it's way around, entirely lost it seems*
▲: oh hi there little guy!
▼: *the grub perks up, turning in alarm, the nubby horns on his head bright candy-corn colored* FUTT! *he uttered, not actually angry, but it just seemed to come naturally to him*
▲: *kneels down next to him and chuckles a bit* karkat is that you? you're so tiny!
▼: *he seems to be even more interested once he's called by name. He wriggles his way closer, resting onto the shoe of whoever had called him* FUTT! FUTT! *he repeated excitedly*
▲: *and now he's giggling pretty hard. cute! well, he'd never say that out loud, that's totally uncool!* hehe, this is so strange... *pats his head and smiles* you alright? you look a little far away from home!
▼: *the grub trills softly when stroked, tilting his head as John spoke to him through those oddly endearing
Dave the ButlerLooking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)Dave the Butler3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: sup sir
▼: can i get you anything
▲: hehe uh, not much!
▼: apple juice or something
▲: dave is that you???
▼: of course dude
▲: ugh i don't want apple juice that's just horrible dave.
▼: what why
▲: are you supposed to be playing a butler or something? hehe.
▼: i mean you can have whatever you want but i highly recommend the apple juice
▼: yeah im getting my butle on
▲: uh huh. right. well in that case, i guess i want a soda!
▼: what kind
▼: we have uh
▼: thats it actually
▲: yeah, tab's alright.
▼: ice or no
▲: just a little bit.
▼: k just a moment
▲: haha okay dave.
▼: here you are sir
▼: please enjoy
▲: thanks dave! or should i call you jeeves or something?
▼: wow okay please dont
▼: dave is just fine
▲: can you type
The Epic of John and Dave-1▼: 2up.The Epic of John and Dave-13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
▲: oh, are you that lispy troll?
▼: dont make fun of my lii2p a22hole ii2 thii2 the egbert kiid?
▲: um, sorry, and yes
▼: kk talk2 about you all the fuckiing tiime ii 2wear he ha2 2ome2ort of cru2h or 2omethiing.
▲: oh haha really?
▼: more or le22 but ii thiink the 2triider priick liike2 you more ii really dont even care.
▲: whoa what?
▲: you mean dave?
▲: no way!
▼: ye2 the dave kiid he liike2 you he told me hiim2elf after ii confe22ed 2omethiing two hiim.
▲: but dave is my bro, and i am not a homosexual...
▼: tell hiim that your2elf then but he liike2 you.
▲: what did you tell him?
▼: nonethiing that con2ern2 you.
▲: aww, so you won't tell me?
▼: no becau2e kk tell2 me you cant keep a 2ecret.
▲: i can so keep secrets!
▼: pft yeah okay well whatever 2triider wiill ju2t tell everyone when he fiind2 out anyway but ii liike kk iin a flu2ed way.