My crazy BAMF
"Well," Started Murdock "this may sound crazy but,"
"Oh here comes some screwed up plan that won't help us at all and will probably get one of us almost killed." raved Hannibal.
"Why do you think I'm called H.M?" Murdock reclined against the side of the abandoned plane. You could say that the plane was their "thinking place". That's where they all went to plan or think (hence the name).
"Howling Mad." they all recited in unison.
"Anyways, as I was saying, Face, I'm going to need to talk to you about some trucks and stuff." Murdock gave him a maniacal smile.
"Damn." Face rolled his eyes. "Sometimes I hate being the supply guy. Just because I have to converse with Murdock."
"What's that suppose to mean?!" Murdock exclaimed.
"Come now Murdock." Hannibal quieted him down. "Don't become a Murdick."
Baracus stifled a rare smile. Maniacal was a good word to describe Murdock. He had this certain look about him. His hair, for starters, was a dirtyish gray and was unkempt. His hair fell over his
For any Beatlegirl"What rhymes with towel?" You say with your head busily over the paper. John takes a quirked look at you and gives a little laugh.For any Beatlegirl3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"What kind of song talks about towels?" Ringo teased.
"A song about rain and lovers." You sharply reply.
"Ah yes!" George swings into the doorway. "Love! Rain!.......Towels..." He goes back to washing dishes. You give a little friendly glare and tap your head with the pencil.
"I just can't think of a good song!" You say. John rolls his eyes and sighs. He gets up and leans over you.
"Now lets see. We'll get wet and not care. Not wanting a towel...." He mumbles your song. "Just ditch the line."
You stare at him.
"Your right." you scratch out the line. "Dammit John! I can't think with you leering over me like that!" You lean back in the chair. John leans closer to your face.
"Give me a kiss." He smirks. You laugh and get up.
"What am I going to do?" You slam down the tablet.
"Uh-Oh." Paul walked in and slipped the paper onto the table. "Sounds like someones ha
McCartney critiques Beiber"Okay Mr.McCartney. Please sit down here while we get the camera ready." The crew sat Paul down. "Okay. Ready on set?!" An echo of okays came from the crew. "Okay. Role in 321 Action!"McCartney critiques Beiber3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Reporter: "Good Evening. Today we have world famous music artist Paul McCartney with us. Mr. McCartney is going to review a Justin Beiber song. The Beiber song he is looking at is "One Time". We will give Mr.McCartney the lyrics while playing the song one verse at a time. The music started and the camera focused on Paul.
Beiber: "me+you I'ma tell you One time X2537483. When I met you girl my heart went knock knock. Now them butterfly's in my stomach won't stop stop. Even though it's a struggle life is all we got got. Keep climbing to the mountin top. Your world my world. MY fight is your fight. my breath is your breath. Cause your my one love my one heart my one life for sure. One time one time one time one time"
"Stop tape!" Paul called out.
Reporter: "Okay Mr.McCartney. What do you think?"
Me and CleverbotUser: John Lennon.Me and Cleverbot4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cleverbot: What about him?
User: What's his middle name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What's John Lennon's wife's name?
Cleverbot: Being a member in the beatles.
User: No, his wife's name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No. John Lennon is married to.
Cleverbot: I am John Lennon.
User: John Lennon is married to...
Cleverbot: Yes, he is.
User: TO WHOM?!
Cleverbot: To you?
User: Oh....why.... *blushes*.
Cleverbot: Why are you blushing?
User: I'm married to John Lennon!
Cleverbot: His name?
User: John Winston Lennon.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: He is one of the Beatles.
Cleverbot: Who is Paul McCartney?
User: A former Beatle, and a former member of Wings.
Cleverbot: Ah. Is he special to you?
User: Yes, oh yes he is. I love Paul McCartney.
Cleverbot: I like happiness is a warm gun.
User: Dont you know that happiness...
Cleverbot: I am one of the Beatles?
User: Which Beatle?
Cleverbot: This beatle.
User: That Beatle is?
Cleverbot: I know I love them!
Dear Sir James Paul McCartneyDear Sir James Paul McCartney (or Paul, if you'd rather),Dear Sir James Paul McCartney4 years ago in Letters More Like This
I'm going to make this nice and short, because you are a busy man, and I doubt that you have the time to read through every single fan letter you receive.
I'm not writing this to demand you to sign the sack full of merchandise that accompanies this letter, because there is none. I'm not here to hassle you about the 'Paul is Dead' rumours, because I don't believe in them. I'm not writing this to tell you that I have a locket of your hair that my mother ripped out when she was my age, because I don't. I'm writing this to tell you that no matter what, I will always love you.
Now, I bet you're thinking, "Who is this freaky bird?" well, I'm just a not-so-average teenage girl, who just happens to absolutely love you and your work; Beatles, Wings, solo, all of it.
I understand that you have lost many people in your life; your parents, John, Linda, George and possibly more, but just remember that there will always be someone out there w
Beatle GirlsIt's 2011, the world sucks and music is not like it was.Beatle Girls3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Beatle girls are restless, always moving in their seats. On the inside, they swirl with emotion.
They want a revolution.
Beatle girls buzz with the optimism of Paul McCartney, they flounce with the long-legged elegance of George Harrison, they enchant with the easy wit of John Lennon, they burst with the open happiness of one Richard Starkey.
They dance in their rooms, hoping that if they spin fast enough, maybe Harrison's Krishna will sweep them up and back into the past to dance with teddy boys at the begginings of rock n' roll.
They don't care if it rains, because rain is just a state of mind. It rains in England, you know, all the time, and that's where they're from
The Cavern is their temple, Liverpool their mecca, Anthology their bible; where they worship trippy guitar lines and love songs and four boys with long hair who rocked the entire world to its core.
Girls who listen to The Beatles fly like blackbirds, follo
10 things I love...10 things I love...4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1-His humor.I mean who doesn't?
2-His voice.It's so...manly and Liverpudian. XD
3-His ******* nose!!!It's so ARGH!!!I want to touch it.
4-His way to see life.It's amazing.
5-His strength.He lost his mother,his father left him and still he looked forward.
6-His ego.Because he is a sexy bastard XD
7-His glasses!GOD!He was a sexy nerd *drools*
8-His jaw.Oh...my..God...I love John's jaw,it's so square like yet so,so manly.
9-His sideburns.Heeeheeeee it was hot.
10-His smile.It's so cuuute!!X3
Bealtes story Chapter 4George was pacing the floor in front of the rest of the gang.Bealtes story Chapter 44 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"Come on george tell us whats up."ringo Spouted.George stoped and turned twards them.
"I have some good news," George made a quick glance at maria. They all looked at her. she just smiled. "Maria and I are getting married." Zoe and Lyn got the huggest smile on there faces.
"Congrats George!"John said.they all discussed the wedding and other things for about 2 hours. Then the boys played for the girls for about a hour.by then The sun had gone down and it was time to go.
"Time to go home girls." Paul stated.
"I Don't Wanna"Lyn laughed nuzzling paul.
"Don't worry we'll see ya tommorow." George grabbed Maria's hand.
"You expect us lonley girls to walk home by ourselves?" Zoe asked
"Of course not" Ringo said kissing her. They walked the ladies home and kissed them goodnight.
"Goodnight Maria" Geroge wispered.
"Oh,Mushy mushy" Ringo said.
"Shut up Starkey you know you did it too." John pushed him.
"I can take you any day of the we
The Beatles story 1Thunder boomed through a little town south of New York called strawberry feilds. John Lennon and Paul McCartney sat in their house they were renting with two other lads called Ringo Starr and George Harrison listening to the radio.The Beatles story 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Yep folks, This is a pretty bad storm heading our way. Right now we are experincing the front of this tornatic storm. The national weather service has put out a tornado warning for all of the surronding counties......" the announcer went on to name alot of the countys arond there and of course themselves.
John Lennon spoke with a concerned voice.
"Were do ye think the boys are Paul?" Paul ansewered with a calm face.
"Probally inside a coffee shop somwhere waiting out the storm." Just at that time the tornado sirens went off and the boys scrambeled to their feet to grab stuff to take to the basment. Paul Grabbed the radio and they got some blankets and flash lights. Then the boys went and sat on the stairs of the basment. They sat there listening
Beatles story chap-10"Come on. Ye don't have all day!" Ringo laughed as he pulled Zoe close behind him.Beatles story chap-104 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
"Were are you taking me?" She giggled. They ran into the guys music room and he sat her down at the drums. He ran over to the desk and grabbed his drum sticks. Then he pulled up a chair right behind her. Putting her intbetween his legs.
"Ok now follow my lead." He grabbed her arms and led her to a soft beat. Finally they finished.
"Perfect." Ringo wispered."You have the perfect beat to ma heart."he got up and faced her.
"Well lets see if I can kickstart you heart." She softley crushed her lips aginst his.
"That was a cheap line!" A voice came from the door. Paul walked in with the rest of the guys behind them. They picked up their instruments.
"Lets see what the lass can do!" John said. "1,2,3," Zoe started off with a perfect beat then went into a steady one. In no time they finished the song.
"That was great!" Paul said.
"We have to put it on the album!" George said.
"Album?" Zoe muttered."What album?"
Marry MeMarry Me3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Paul! Marry me!" thousands of girls shrieked, and the young Beatle chuckled to himself. He was going to marry someone, but it definatly wouldn't be any of those nutter girls outside. He reached into his pocket, and felt the small, velvet covered box. She'd say yes. He knew it.
"Sadie?" he called out, looking around the seemingly empty hotel room. She poked her head out of the bathroom, and smiled brightly at him. Butterflies swirled around his stomach, but he walked to her, and kissed her lightly on the lips.
"How was work?" she asked, applying mascara to her eyelashes. He sat on the corner of the bathtub and shrugged.
"It was alright I s'pose." he murmured, watching her every move with awe. She was gorgeous, and graceful, why on earth would she marry a scouse like him? She turned to look at him, and her straight blonde hair fell off her shoulder and hung down to her lower back. He swallowed.
"Is something wrong Paulie?" she asked worridely, stepping forward and placing her hand on hi
10 things I love...210 things I love...24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
1-The way he says his 'g's.Have you ever noticed?When says 'waiting' is like 'waiting-uh' it's adorable!!!X3
3-His air of mistery....ehehe
4-His hair.It's so shaggy and seemed so soft.
5-His hands.I don't know why,but his hands are amazing!!D:
6-His mustache/goatee in the late years.X3
7-His son.Because they are identical!!!OH MY GOD!!!
8-His shy grin.AWWWWWWWWWWWW..>W
Fear of Spiders"John! John!"Fear of Spiders3 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"John! Come in here! Hurry!"
"Hold on a second!"
"What?! What's wrong? Who got killed?"
"Look, up there! On the wall!"
"The wall ? Christ, Paul, a spider? That's what you're screaming about? Really?"
"Yes, really. Now kill it!"
"Why can't you?"
"Because I don't wanna get near it."
"Oh, for fuck's sake, Paul. It's a spider! It's not gonna hurt you!"
"This is our room! What if it gets in our bed and bites me in the middle of the night? It's happened before, y'know."
"It's not going to bite you in the middle of the night!"
"Yes, it will! Happened to me loads of times when I was little. I woke up with one on my neck once, which means the spider was crawling on me while I was sleeping!"
"Oh, so you're scared of them, eh?"
"I'm not scared, they're just creepy."
"Paulie is scared! Paulie is scared!"
"Oh, fuck off, Lennon! I'm not scared!"
"Then why don't you kill it yourself?"
"Because Because I don't feel like it!"