The New RoommateI don't set an alarm clock anymore.The New Roommate2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
If you were my mom, your first joyous assumption would be that I finally got a girlfriend. If you were my dad, you would be grateful that I finally pulled myself up by the bootstraps and decided to wake up with the sun. If you were my friends, you would wonder what the hell had happened to me and possibly pontificate on the possibility of a web-cam girl who charged less in the morning hours.
None of them would have even approached the reality of my situation.
I sleep like an adolescent; at least, that's what my mom used to tell me, as she sighed at the state of my room in her long-suffer
The Adventures of Souf Lee Ch1The Adventures of Souf Lee Ch12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Arr, who be ready to walk the plank, me hearties?" The stallion paced in front of the collected group of sailors, his sword hanging loosely in his mouth. The crew of the Lingering Rose stood tightly pressed together, hearts in their throats, struggling to mask the fear in their eyes.
"Hey, I haven't got all day, lovies." The pirate captain grinned crookedly, bringing the tip of his sword up to press lightly under one stallion's chin, caressing him with it almost lovingly. "You wanna go first, matey? Or are ye gonna -"
"I'm right here!" I called out, as bravely as I dared, legs shaking as I pushed through the line of defensive stallions. "D
The Adventures of Souf Lee Ch2Disguising myself wasn't as hard as it should have been. It was kind of embarrassing, actually, how easy it was.The Adventures of Souf Lee Ch22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Stallions, unlike mares, often have thick, lustrous fetlocks around our hooves, and a general sort of shagginess to our fur, especially in our winter coats. Our noses and jaws are far more sharp and strong-looking, more squarish, as compared to the delicate little upturned snouts of mares. We're also built with a great deal more muscle, even if we're not of the powerful earth pony breed. Stallions are born with the strength required to protect our mares - such was the theory that was being passed around when I was in school, anywa
Secret Tub Fun 7 - DiaryExcerpt from the diary of Princess Celestia, dated 1 January, 1001 CR.Secret Tub Fun 7 - Diary2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Twilight Sparkle, if you are reading this, it is because the worst has happened. I will have turned into a monster worse than any other. I am going to have to ask something terrible of you. Something terrible, but ultimately necessary if Equestria is to survive me. Before I do that, please know that I love you.More than any other of my students, you have touched me, kept me together in these trying years.
And now I must explain what will have happened.
I am not a god, and never have been, nor claimed to be. I am an Immortal; a mortal being elevated in the Dawn Times
Secret Tub Fun 5 - Rainbow Soft snores sawed quietly against the inside of her math book.Secret Tub Fun 5 - Rainbow2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ms. Rainbow Dash?" A hoof clacked loudly against wood.
"Mmmngh, go 'way Sleepin' "
The hoof rapped again, this time slamming down into the desk beside her head. "MS. RAINBOW DASH."
"HUHWHUZZAH!? WHO!?" Rainbow Dash's head shot upright and nearly smacked an old, grizzled-maned pegasus in the jaw. Her heart raced and her wings flapped awkwardly as adrenaline rushed through her. The old pegasus glared down into the filly's wide magenta eyes and growled, "I would thank you not to fall asleep in my class, Ms. Dash." He turned on his hindhoof and walked slowly
A Night to Try to Remember Pt. 2A Night to Try to Remember Pt. 21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Are you feeling better, Twilight Sparkle?" the Princess of the night asked.
"A little bit, Princess, thank you," Twilight allowed, taking a long sip from her glass of water before softly setting it back on the table.
At a glance, it appeared little had changed in the appearance of the group in the twenty minutes since Princess Luna had finished relating Twilight's mishap from the night before. However, closer inspection would reveal an empty plate that once held a sandwich in front of Big Macintosh and bowls of salad ranging from partially eaten to just a few leaves remaining at Fluttershy, Rarity, and Luna's places. As for th
Much Ahoof About Nothing Part 1Much Ahoof About Nothing starring Princess Celestia and her faithful student Twilight SparkleMuch Ahoof About Nothing Part 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Twilight watched the little white starlike flowers swirl about in her cup of elderflower tea and sighed.
Rarity put down her own cup and looked at her in sudden concern from across the table. The two of them were sitting at their favourite table at the Dandelion Clock Café and enjoying a little afternoon tea together, but Rarity for some time now had noticed that Twilight, although moody at the best of times, was especially moody today for some reason.
"Darling!" she said. "That's the third time you've sighed in as many minutes! Now I know so
At their own game chapter .5At their own game chapter .52 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This is an incompleate chapter of a series that at this point I am not going to continue and doubt i will. It just doesn't resonate with me as a writer and i can't finish it. I'm posting this to show what I had finished before figuring this out.
Later I woke up and wondered where Eripmav-Darkness was. As I looked up I saw a man who seemed to be made of metal. Upon closer inspection I saw that it was a suit he was wearing thats purpose seemed to be to hide the persons true identity, it was mostly a robe with white and brown on the bottom. Then there was a blue v along the robe about half way down to the top, as well and a strange blue design
At there own game chapter 0At there own game chapter 02 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You are currently in the headquarters of 4KIDS corporation. You were recently hired as a janitor. The rates are ok and you get board sometimes but overall you do well here. Recently however you have heard some strange sounds coming from the west wing. You are not allowed here but your curiosity gets the better of you. As you go in the first thing you find is a room full of square screened devices.You pick up one of these odd devices in a red color and it turns on indecent of anything you think you may have done. A voice says from the speakers of the machine, "Hello I see you have found my scanner, and I assume you are wondering what this plac
Nightmare: The Tragic LoverNightmare: The Tragic Lover6 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
Nightmare: The Tragic Lover
In the silence
I can hear the lyrics
Of my mind's awareness
You're hidden from the world
Only to be known by me
My fate is foretold
You're the end that I wait to see
The remnants of rust consume
The taint covering my heart seeps through
I am dying from a cancer that was caused by you
All it took was a wound
From the kiss that would seal it soon
I just wish that I could take you down too
From something so blissful / Bore a mask of deceit
I remain so resentful / I don't know what to believe
A being that could damage / A feeling that could heal
You pushed me over the edge / You made me wish it was real
Haters are Gonna HateHaters are Gonna Hate5 months ago in Letters More Like This
Haters are gonna hate
Some people in their lives will have haters stalk them ,send them hate mail,
make their friends stab them in their backs, and make others hate them with their lies, pretty much try to hurt them in any possible way that they can...
If this sounds like you, well then listen up your not alone,
around the world there are people like us that seem to get hate all the time and
enemies,,, , why do you get them and what can you do?
Well first of all we get haters for these reasons
1) We have a talent
2) you're a people person
3) others like you
4) Your life is successful
5) you feel good about yours
The April Fool's Day Festival"Rainybow Dashkapoot, you would drag the up-downward motion?"The April Fool's Day Festival2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Of cantaloupe, Pinkie Cake." Rainbow Dash replied with a chuckle, digging through the tool box that sat at the foot of Pinkie Pie's ladder. Hammer in mouth, she took to the air, fluttering up to where Pinkie Pie sat at the very tippy-top.
"Tanks chew!" Pinkie Pie giggled back to her, hammering away happily, ladder swaying dangerously with each stroke.
"What in the world is going on around here?"
"Tye-Dye Spackle, what's the fuzz?" Pinkie Pie asked brightly, her smile faltering slightly when Twilight Sparkle turned her annoyance towards her.
"Not you too! No one's making any s
The Make Me Better Boutique"Rainbow! Rainbow Da-aaah!" Pinkie yelped as she attempted to bounce after her friend, toppling into an applecart. It was hard to keep up with Rainbow when she was like this, zipping all over the sky! "Daaaash!"The Make Me Better Boutique2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Can't talk now Pinkie, I gotta clear the sky!" Rainbow Dash called over her shoulder, zipping up into the heavens for another few moments, disappearing from sight as Pinkie Pie began to dust herself off. By the time Pinkie had slid off of the applecart, Rainbow Dash had returned, her wings beating a little slower as she lowered herself to the ground beside her friend. The sky was clear yet again, thanks to Rainbow Dash - the gloriou
Reasons Why I Hate 4KIDSReasons I hate 4KIDSReasons Why I Hate 4KIDS6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
Okay people always ask my why I hate 4KIDS (an give me death threats for doing so) so to be fair and to shut those people up about it I'll tell you.
1: Bad Voice acting
I'll admit they used to do a pretty decent job on this part but lately they've been doing horribly. If you've ever watched certain animes in Japanese then saw it on 4KIDS you'll get what I mean.
For one thing; the voices don't seem to fit. Characters that should sound a certain way just come off as annoying once the dubbing process is complete. For examples Shadow the Hedgehog and Sanji and Rouge.
Shadow is supposed to sound dark, mysterious, and sl
Behind the Cheerful PonyIn a town where ponies live in harmonyBehind the Cheerful Pony8 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
There lives a pony whose name is Pinkie
Her mane's so pink and smells of cotton candy
She's every pony's friend who loves to party
She'll cheer you up every time you frown
And will turn that upside-down
She loves to make you giggle and smile
And will be your friend even when you're from a mile
But behind those sweet smiles and laughter
Dwells a different Pinkie who loves to slaughter
When she's very gloomy and upset, her mane goes straight
Her coat becomes pale and she'll be full of hate
If ever she'll bake a weird cupcake
Don't go and take
Or else your life will be at stake
And you'll be
Pinkie's Tooth"This is the best birthday ever!" Pinkie Pie's words broke through the walls of Sugar Cube Corner, her exalted voice being almost painful to her friends standing by her if they hadn't already been forced to become used to her overzealous voice over the years. The party pony bounced around the room in her new bright pink dress happily singing one of Rarity's many dress making songs, which only confused the unicorn who was sure she never sung it while in her friend's presence.Pinkie's Tooth9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"My present is next!" Twilight stated, thrilled to show her new discovery to her friends. Pinkie suddenly stopped bouncing and flashed across the room to the table growi
Secret Tub Fun 10 - GildaThe following is a transcription-via-spell from questioning sessions involving the individuals responsible for the events taking place at Mayor Mare's residence and the Heavenly Hooves Day Spa. Ms. JELLY DONUT is the recorder (and ardent admirer of our boys in blue), and all actions are taken from her own observations as well as those of fellow policeponies. Police dialogue was added later during the compilation of these reports to give a more complete view of events of that night. All swear words have been edited out to spare our wonderful Princess' sensitive eyes from vulgar police dialogue.Secret Tub Fun 10 - Gilda1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
[RECORDER'S NOTE: Se
Secret Tub Fun 9 - ApplejackDear Journal,Secret Tub Fun 9 - Applejack1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"That don't sound right "
"No, that's even worse."
I'm a bit dusty and dirty right now, so you'll have to forgive me if I drop you in the tub water. Shouldn't be a problem, since I've got you on a desk I use to balance my sums, but I apologize in advance either way.
This is your first sight of the world I reckon, so I'm gonna tell you where you came from. Pinkie Pie gave you to me as a birthday present a few days back, told me it was 'something I needed', just like that. She even showed me hers so I could get a feel for wha
Secret Tub Fun 7 - Celestia "The Court of Immortals acknowledges Princess Celestia, Three-Fold Equine, Princess of Equestria, Queen of the Sun, Empress of the Waking, Toppler of Mountains, Sword of Equinity," barked a voice, low and stentorian. "Welcome, Princess Celestia! Hail Princess Celestia!"Secret Tub Fun 7 - Celestia2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hooves shod in orichalcum rang against the ancient marble of the Court as the Sun-Queen stepped through the pillars framing the entrance to the Court. She held her head proudly, neck arched just so, as she stepped through the vaulting entryway into the open-air court. Her hoofsteps rang out with musical notes as she passed the great table and its empty seats, listing off the
'Twas the Night Before Hearth's WarmingTomorrow was Hearth's Warming, and all through the tree,'Twas the Night Before Hearth's Warming5 months ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Not one creature stirred in that library.
The socks had been hung on the one fireplace,
In hopes that the princess would soon show her face.
In his bed sleeping sound was baby dragon Spike,
He was looking forward to tomorrow, the scaled little tyke.
Now I in my covers & Owlowiscious on his perch,
Both settled our brains from a day of research.
When out in the village a ruckus arose,
One that awoke me from my comfy doze.
I arose from my slumber and went to the window,
and looked out on the town that was covered in snow.
The moonlight gleamed bright on our quiet town,
Twilight Sparkle Char. ReviewI'll let you in on a little secret: Twilight Sparkle is one of my favourite protagonists ever. Her combination of intelligence and academic prowess are an inspiration to both younger and older viewers, but there's so much to Twilight's character that makes her more than just the usual studious type of character. Although other ponies, such as Rainbow Dash, may perceive Twilight to be an egg-head who would never be able to do something sporty, such as win a race, Twilight wears her intellect firmly on her hooves and proves that just because you care about succeeding and learning, you can still be an awesome pony to hang around with. Not that tTwilight Sparkle Char. Review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Rarity Character ReviewAt times it seems as if the character of Rarity in "Friendship is Magic" is unfairly treated. Some accuse her of being self-obsessed and shallow, whilst others contend that she is their least favourite pony. And sure, Rarity may not be the most adorable of ponies, but this does not mean that she doesn't have an appeal entirely of her own. Fans are rightly divided when it comes to Rarity, but few could deny the maturity and elegance that she conveys at every opportunity.Rarity Character Review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Her obsession with fashion and looking appealing can be both blatant and subtle. At times, such as in "A Bird in the Hoof" Rarity is seen leaving the party whilst demanding t