Kingdom Hearts ObsessedYou Know You're Obsessed With Kingdom Hearts When
1. You start wishing you could marry a certain character (Axel >:3)
2. Any time you here a number from 1-14, you think of its corresponding Organization member (8 AXEL)
3. You're playing Epic Mickey and you expect Sora to come popping out of nowhere to help you but he doesn't (T^T)
4. You see or hear something with aqua in it? You think of Aqua. You see or hear something with terra in it? You think of Terra. You hear the word "ventriloquist" or "vent"? You actually think of Ventus. Need I say more?
5. You write (or fantasize) tons of fanfiction for Kingdom Hearts
6. You make your own OC to play out your fanifics of Kingdom Hearts
7. You design your own keyblades .CONSTANTLY (Your school notes are full of keys ..Mine are >8D)
8. You do (or want to) spend large amounts of money on Kingdom Hearts merchandise
9. You have random moments of insanity where you start "talking" to Kingdom Hearts characters as if you are
The Kingdom Hearts RapSORAThe Kingdom Hearts Rap10 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, my name's Sora!
My life's a bore-a!
I live on a shore-a!
Wish I had more-a!
You don't even know how poor I am!
I can't even afford a can of Spam!
Yo, my name's Donald Duck!
Soon I'm gonna run amuck!
I just ran out of luck!
I'd do anything for a buck!
I sure hope I don't ever get hit by a truck!
If I did, all I'd have to say is "Oh (beep)!"
Oooooohh! Donald said a bad word!
Shut up, you! Or I'll get my halberd!
My name's Goofy!
I'm no noobie!
I eat poopie!
Ain't that cool, groupies?!
I'm going to be sick now. Please make room.
Hold on a sec! I'd better go get a broom!
And while you're at it, could you get some Mountain Dew?
WINNIE THE POOH
I'm Winnie the Pooh!
I smell like a gnu!
I escaped from the zoo!
Can I stay with you?
No way! I have a reputation to protect!
Oh, that's just great! My good robe's wrecked!
But while you're here, could you clean this up?
WINNIE THE POOH
I got jus
Kingdom Hearts Rap 3AXELKingdom Hearts Rap 310 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, my name's Axel!
And I like to laugh-le
at the guy who spells badly,
and I do it gladly
cuz I win every spelling bee
that you can throw at me!
I also really like Roxas,
who really likes to box-as!
Well I'm Vivi!
Axel's rap was cheesy!
It made me really queasy,
so just back it up easy.
WINNIE THE POOH
I'm Winnie the Pooh!
Let me get a bucket for y-
(The projectile vomit lands on Winnie the Pooh)
WINNIE THE POOH
AAAHHHHH!!! IT BUUURNS!!! IT BUUURNS!!! THE VOMIT'S MELTING MY FACE OFF!!! GAAAAAHH!!!
(A vomit-covered Winnie the Pooh lays twitching on the ground.)
Well that was scary.
He da foo' I pity.
Hey, my name's Tidus!
I was raised on a street-us!
Let's bring on the heat-us!
Out of you I'll make meat-us!
Well I'm Yen Sid,
and I must forbid
myself to look at this kid.
Of him I will get rid.
OK, um, huh?
What about my mental trauma?
We'd better clean that mess up!
I got some nice ketchup!
Yo, my nam
Kingdom HeartsLate at night he lays in his bedKingdom Hearts10 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
While sweet little dreams invade his head
But that is all done, now gathers a storm
Blackness invading, in a misty form
Away he is taken to a mysterious place
To an island of destiny filled with grace
He awakens to find, a boy near his age
Soon with friendship they shall engage
These two friends are called Riku and Sora
Among them is Kairi with a pleasent aura
They sit and ponder on where they can go
As a salty sea breeze does gently blow
Kairi speaks of wishing to go back home
As they silently watched the sea foam
Quickly he agrees to help find her way
While Riku watched them closely that day
And as Sora is now, bound by an oath
For this is a promise he made for them both
But you see, hatred had filled Riku's eyes
Because he believed Sora was filled with lies
Darkness swept over Riku, leaving him cold
Accumulating once more, the storm comes bold
Stealing away Kairi deep in the night
All that is left is Sora filled with fright
Now Sora searches to find
Played Kingdom Hearts Too MuchYou Know You Play Too Much Kingdom Hearts When...Played Kingdom Hearts Too Much8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#1: You start to use your house keys to beat up people that you don't like.
#2: You went and got your hair spiked just like Sora's.
#3: You re-watch every Disney movie you own just so you'll get the references.
#4: You re-play every Final Fantasy you own just so you'll get the references.
#5: You start calling the people that you don't like 'Heartless'.
#6: They actually know what you are talking about.
#7: You cried when you couldn't beat Sephiroth for the millionth time.
#8: You screamed like a maniac when you finally beat him.
#9: And you are content to never fight him again, because once was enough for a lifetime.
#10: You cried like a baby at the end of the first game when Sora and Kairi were separated.
#11: You know the Theme Songs by heart. (Even the Japanese version even though you may or may not speak Japanese)
#12: You got upset at the first game because they only showed Mickey Mouse for about two seconds at the end.
Kingdom Hearts Rap 2ROXASKingdom Hearts Rap 210 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, my name's Roxas!
I like to box-as!
Sure wish I was on Boondocks-as!
Do you like my dreadlocks-as?
(Roxas puts on a dreadlocks wig and swishes them around like an idiot.)
Well I'm King Mickey!
I ain't really pickey!
I have a Keyblade doohickey!
What Roxas did there was icky!
How was that gross, man?
I'd rather be a toucan!
Y'know, you frighten me!
I'm full of magic whimsy!
Yo, my name's Mulan!
I like to play ping-pong!
Watch me drum this gong!
Came all the way from Hong Kong!
Yo, I'm Merlin!
Not from Berlin!
I need to take a urine!
Don't call me a virgin!
Dude, your rap was sick!
I'd oughta banish you to the Arctic!
Whatever! Your verse was crap!
Let's just hope Jack Sparrow can rap!
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Yo, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Watch me eat a mango,
wearing an afro,
and playing a banjo!
(Jack Sparrow puts on a rainbow-colored afro, puts a manjo in his mouth, and starts playing "Beyond the Sea" at 255 tempo
Kingdom Hearts: SecretSecretKingdom Hearts: Secret9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"So, Sora, I bet you're wondering why I asked you to come out here..."
Sixteen year-old Sora shifted a bit under the sand, half-answering with a simple roll of his shoulder. "Well Kairi, Im pretty sure it has nothing to do with the paopu fruit you have hidden behind your back, does it?"
The redhead jumped a bit, giggling nervously. "Okay, okay, so you caught me." She pulled the star-shaped yellow fruit from behind her, plopping on the sand next to the spiky-haired brunet. "I mean, we've known each other for a long time now..."
"Mhmm." Sora was tracing a circle over and over in the sand, not quite meeting Kairi's eyes.
"And, you know, I really like you..." Sora didn't have to look to know that she was blushing. "And you like me. Right?"
"Right." He looked up, and her face was beaming with a grin. He couldnt help but grin back; it was infectious.
"So, Sora...would you like to share the paopu with me?" Kairi held the fruit up in between them like some kind of off
The KINGDOM HEARTS The KINGDOM HEARTSThe KINGDOM HEARTS9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Do you remember? were the words uttered to him from the boy above him, his breath hot in the underlings face; inside he screamed a million versions of no. It wasnt a matter of not remembering so much as it was he wanted to forget the life he once had. Just looking at the superior above him hurt, just his voice reminded him of the past life he once had; the only life he had.
Twelve Days of Christmas Organization XIII StyleXemnas: ♫ On the first day of Christmas, Kingdom Hearts gave to me...A whole world to rule just for me. ♫Twelve Days of Christmas Organization XIII Style4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Xigbar: ♫ One the second day of Christmas, Kingdom Hearts gave to me...Two boxes of Trojans.♫
Xemnas: ♫ And a whole world to rule just for me.♫
Xaldin: ♫On the third day of Christmas, Kingdom Hearts gave to me...Three frosted cakes♫
Xigbar: ♫ Two boxes of condoms. ♫
Xemnas: ♫ And a whole world to rule just for me. ♫
Vexen: ♫ On the fourth day of Christmas, Kingdom Hearts gave to me...Four science experiments ♫
Xaldin: ♫ Three frosted cakes ♫
Xigbar: ♫ Two more boxes of Durex. ♫
Xemnas: ♫ And a whole world to rule just for me. ♫
Roxas: (Whispering) Lexaeus. I think it's your turn.
Axel: Come on sing. It's Christmas.
7 Minutes in Heaven - AkuRokuRoxas stood alone in the darkness, arms crossed across his chest and if you could see in the small cramped closet you would be able to see a tight annoyed frown pulling the corners of his lips down. How the hell did he end up in here? Playing 7 minutes of Heaven no less!! He closed his eyes; there was no point of keeping them open, he couldnt see one damned thing. Now he remembered why he was here, his brother Sora had begged him to join in the game, well his brother could just deal he wouldnt be going through with it. Groaning he turned, this had been a bad idea, the last thing he had wanted to do was make out with some random girl in a closet!7 Minutes in Heaven - AkuRoku9 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Freezing his eyes flew open as he heard the door open and close, but he hadnt been fast enough to catch a glimpse of who had entered, damn it Was it too late? Quickly he reached out to turn on the light but a hand caught his wrist, the skin was warm and the hand was rather large for a girl. Confusion flickered in his eyes
ways to annoy Riku1: Ask him if he liked being controlled by older menways to annoy Riku7 years ago in Humor More Like This
2:Tell him that the darkness in his heart is just PMS
3:Set him on a blind date with Roxas
4:Claim that he stole Xexion's gray hair dye
5:Ask if he likes red heads If he says yes then dye Sora's hair red and take pictures, then put copies all over his room
6:Cut his hair
7:Call him "The gray porcupine"
10:Claim that Sora is his bitch and when he starts to argue, show him the clip of when they met in KH2
11:Ask if he tans alot
12:Tell him that a little pixie has the same name as him
13:introduce him to her
14:Ask if he is a vampire, and when he says no then show him clips of when he mentioned "Staying in the darkness."
15:Set him on a blind date with goofy
16:Claim that he had a "mice fetish" and when he starts to argue show him that clip of when he met Mickey in KH2
17:Set him on a blind date with Axel
18: Every time you argue with him call him Ansem
kingdom heartskingdom hearts11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I can 't believe this has happened
no one thought it would be true
the worlds are disapering
mines included too.
I have been given a special task
a task that i must take
to bring back peace and order
a difference i must make.
an evil has been growing
inside us all these years
it must be really strong now
to have caused us all these tears
I don't know where i am no
some where far away
with some new friends to help me
i'm off to save the day.
Many worlds i have to go to
many enemies i have to beat
many people will cheer us on
old friends i'll have to defeat.
when i finally get to the door
the one that will save us all
i only hope i am strong enough,
into darkness i will not fall.
everyone has to let me go now
to find the evil one
i will plunge to the deepest pit
this madness must be undone
and when i finally find him
I will make my last attack
can't be sure how this will end
only one of us will come back.
when it's finally all over
i am glad to have done my part
to have saved the most im
Goodbye -Kingdom Hearts 2-Goodbye -Kingdom Hearts 2-10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I knew he hated me; I could tell just by the way he never looked at me. The way he talked to me--growled at me, more like it--and ignored me beyond the grumbling was enough to clue me in. He hated me just as he hated the world and himself. To be truthful, all I wanted was to see him smile at least once, for me, at me, with me. But he never smiled for me, at least in the life we shared together. In his other life he laughed and joked and did everything that I had wanted him to experience with me, but he had forgotten about me by then. He'd forgotten about his former life entirely. He'd forgotten about everything before this new life of his.
I tried so hard to make him remember, if only for a moment, but I had been ordered to destroy him. Him. All I wanted was to make him smile and now I had to take these chakram and kill any chance of seeing that smile. Yes, I only knew h