Kingdom Hearts ObsessedYou Know You're Obsessed With Kingdom Hearts When
1. You start wishing you could marry a certain character (Axel >:3)
2. Any time you here a number from 1-14, you think of its corresponding Organization member (8 AXEL)
3. You're playing Epic Mickey and you expect Sora to come popping out of nowhere to help you but he doesn't (T^T)
4. You see or hear something with aqua in it? You think of Aqua. You see or hear something with terra in it? You think of Terra. You hear the word "ventriloquist" or "vent"? You actually think of Ventus. Need I say more?
5. You write (or fantasize) tons of fanfiction for Kingdom Hearts
6. You make your own OC to play out your fanifics of Kingdom Hearts
7. You design your own keyblades .CONSTANTLY (Your school notes are full of keys ..Mine are >8D)
8. You do (or want to) spend large amounts of money on Kingdom Hearts merchandise
9. You have random moments of insanity where you start "talking" to Kingdom Hearts characters as if you are
The Kingdom Hearts RapSORAThe Kingdom Hearts Rap9 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, my name's Sora!
My life's a bore-a!
I live on a shore-a!
Wish I had more-a!
You don't even know how poor I am!
I can't even afford a can of Spam!
Yo, my name's Donald Duck!
Soon I'm gonna run amuck!
I just ran out of luck!
I'd do anything for a buck!
I sure hope I don't ever get hit by a truck!
If I did, all I'd have to say is "Oh (beep)!"
Oooooohh! Donald said a bad word!
Shut up, you! Or I'll get my halberd!
My name's Goofy!
I'm no noobie!
I eat poopie!
Ain't that cool, groupies?!
I'm going to be sick now. Please make room.
Hold on a sec! I'd better go get a broom!
And while you're at it, could you get some Mountain Dew?
WINNIE THE POOH
I'm Winnie the Pooh!
I smell like a gnu!
I escaped from the zoo!
Can I stay with you?
No way! I have a reputation to protect!
Oh, that's just great! My good robe's wrecked!
But while you're here, could you clean this up?
WINNIE THE POOH
I got jus
Kingdom Hearts Rap 3AXELKingdom Hearts Rap 39 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, my name's Axel!
And I like to laugh-le
at the guy who spells badly,
and I do it gladly
cuz I win every spelling bee
that you can throw at me!
I also really like Roxas,
who really likes to box-as!
Well I'm Vivi!
Axel's rap was cheesy!
It made me really queasy,
so just back it up easy.
WINNIE THE POOH
I'm Winnie the Pooh!
Let me get a bucket for y-
(The projectile vomit lands on Winnie the Pooh)
WINNIE THE POOH
AAAHHHHH!!! IT BUUURNS!!! IT BUUURNS!!! THE VOMIT'S MELTING MY FACE OFF!!! GAAAAAHH!!!
(A vomit-covered Winnie the Pooh lays twitching on the ground.)
Well that was scary.
He da foo' I pity.
Hey, my name's Tidus!
I was raised on a street-us!
Let's bring on the heat-us!
Out of you I'll make meat-us!
Well I'm Yen Sid,
and I must forbid
myself to look at this kid.
Of him I will get rid.
OK, um, huh?
What about my mental trauma?
We'd better clean that mess up!
I got some nice ketchup!
Yo, my nam
Goodbye -Kingdom Hearts 2-Goodbye -Kingdom Hearts 2-9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I knew he hated me; I could tell just by the way he never looked at me. The way he talked to me--growled at me, more like it--and ignored me beyond the grumbling was enough to clue me in. He hated me just as he hated the world and himself. To be truthful, all I wanted was to see him smile at least once, for me, at me, with me. But he never smiled for me, at least in the life we shared together. In his other life he laughed and joked and did everything that I had wanted him to experience with me, but he had forgotten about me by then. He'd forgotten about his former life entirely. He'd forgotten about everything before this new life of his.
I tried so hard to make him remember, if only for a moment, but I had been ordered to destroy him. Him. All I wanted was to make him smile and now I had to take these chakram and kill any chance of seeing that smile. Yes, I only knew h
Kingdom Hearts Rap 2ROXASKingdom Hearts Rap 29 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Yo, my name's Roxas!
I like to box-as!
Sure wish I was on Boondocks-as!
Do you like my dreadlocks-as?
(Roxas puts on a dreadlocks wig and swishes them around like an idiot.)
Well I'm King Mickey!
I ain't really pickey!
I have a Keyblade doohickey!
What Roxas did there was icky!
How was that gross, man?
I'd rather be a toucan!
Y'know, you frighten me!
I'm full of magic whimsy!
Yo, my name's Mulan!
I like to play ping-pong!
Watch me drum this gong!
Came all the way from Hong Kong!
Yo, I'm Merlin!
Not from Berlin!
I need to take a urine!
Don't call me a virgin!
Dude, your rap was sick!
I'd oughta banish you to the Arctic!
Whatever! Your verse was crap!
Let's just hope Jack Sparrow can rap!
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW
Yo, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Watch me eat a mango,
wearing an afro,
and playing a banjo!
(Jack Sparrow puts on a rainbow-colored afro, puts a manjo in his mouth, and starts playing "Beyond the Sea" at 255 tempo
Kingdom Hearts: SecretSecretKingdom Hearts: Secret8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"So, Sora, I bet you're wondering why I asked you to come out here..."
Sixteen year-old Sora shifted a bit under the sand, half-answering with a simple roll of his shoulder. "Well Kairi, Im pretty sure it has nothing to do with the paopu fruit you have hidden behind your back, does it?"
The redhead jumped a bit, giggling nervously. "Okay, okay, so you caught me." She pulled the star-shaped yellow fruit from behind her, plopping on the sand next to the spiky-haired brunet. "I mean, we've known each other for a long time now..."
"Mhmm." Sora was tracing a circle over and over in the sand, not quite meeting Kairi's eyes.
"And, you know, I really like you..." Sora didn't have to look to know that she was blushing. "And you like me. Right?"
"Right." He looked up, and her face was beaming with a grin. He couldnt help but grin back; it was infectious.
"So, Sora...would you like to share the paopu with me?" Kairi held the fruit up in between them like some kind of off
Kingdom HeartsLate at night he lays in his bedKingdom Hearts9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
While sweet little dreams invade his head
But that is all done, now gathers a storm
Blackness invading, in a misty form
Away he is taken to a mysterious place
To an island of destiny filled with grace
He awakens to find, a boy near his age
Soon with friendship they shall engage
These two friends are called Riku and Sora
Among them is Kairi with a pleasent aura
They sit and ponder on where they can go
As a salty sea breeze does gently blow
Kairi speaks of wishing to go back home
As they silently watched the sea foam
Quickly he agrees to help find her way
While Riku watched them closely that day
And as Sora is now, bound by an oath
For this is a promise he made for them both
But you see, hatred had filled Riku's eyes
Because he believed Sora was filled with lies
Darkness swept over Riku, leaving him cold
Accumulating once more, the storm comes bold
Stealing away Kairi deep in the night
All that is left is Sora filled with fright
Now Sora searches to find
The KINGDOM HEARTS The KINGDOM HEARTSThe KINGDOM HEARTS8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Do you remember? were the words uttered to him from the boy above him, his breath hot in the underlings face; inside he screamed a million versions of no. It wasnt a matter of not remembering so much as it was he wanted to forget the life he once had. Just looking at the superior above him hurt, just his voice reminded him of the past life he once had; the only life he had.
7 Minutes in Heaven - AkuRokuRoxas stood alone in the darkness, arms crossed across his chest and if you could see in the small cramped closet you would be able to see a tight annoyed frown pulling the corners of his lips down. How the hell did he end up in here? Playing 7 minutes of Heaven no less!! He closed his eyes; there was no point of keeping them open, he couldnt see one damned thing. Now he remembered why he was here, his brother Sora had begged him to join in the game, well his brother could just deal he wouldnt be going through with it. Groaning he turned, this had been a bad idea, the last thing he had wanted to do was make out with some random girl in a closet!7 Minutes in Heaven - AkuRoku8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Freezing his eyes flew open as he heard the door open and close, but he hadnt been fast enough to catch a glimpse of who had entered, damn it Was it too late? Quickly he reached out to turn on the light but a hand caught his wrist, the skin was warm and the hand was rather large for a girl. Confusion flickered in his eyes
kingdom heartskingdom hearts11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I can 't believe this has happened
no one thought it would be true
the worlds are disapering
mines included too.
I have been given a special task
a task that i must take
to bring back peace and order
a difference i must make.
an evil has been growing
inside us all these years
it must be really strong now
to have caused us all these tears
I don't know where i am no
some where far away
with some new friends to help me
i'm off to save the day.
Many worlds i have to go to
many enemies i have to beat
many people will cheer us on
old friends i'll have to defeat.
when i finally get to the door
the one that will save us all
i only hope i am strong enough,
into darkness i will not fall.
everyone has to let me go now
to find the evil one
i will plunge to the deepest pit
this madness must be undone
and when i finally find him
I will make my last attack
can't be sure how this will end
only one of us will come back.
when it's finally all over
i am glad to have done my part
to have saved the most im
Last Winter [JackFrostxReader] Pt.10Last Winter [JackFrostxReader] Pt.102 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jack was rushed into your study, your voice chattering away with loud thoughts as you searched frantically for your other tools that you had gathered with the help of Jamie. He had warned you about using them only in emergencies, only then and no other time, but this counted as an emergency. How long would it last, this ability to touch him with the spoon and feeding him oatmeal?
True, what you were looking for through your drawers was not a tool, but a weapon you had Jamie hunt down and buy. He had sent it to you the year before, which was when he was able to buy it legally. It was an old dagger made of silver; you had made sure he checked it was silver. It was costly, but worth it, or so Jamie had convinced you to think so, and now you were glad that you listen to him.
“Uh, what are you looking for?” Jack asked from the table, his most favorite place to sit though there was a perfectly good chair near the laptop. “You really don’t miss you hurt arm at a
Twelve Days of Christmas Organization XIII StyleXemnas: ♫ On the first day of Christmas, Kingdom Hearts gave to me...A whole world to rule just for me. ♫Twelve Days of Christmas Organization XIII Style3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Xigbar: ♫ One the second day of Christmas, Kingdom Hearts gave to me...Two boxes of Trojans.♫
Xemnas: ♫ And a whole world to rule just for me.♫
Xaldin: ♫On the third day of Christmas, Kingdom Hearts gave to me...Three frosted cakes♫
Xigbar: ♫ Two boxes of condoms. ♫
Xemnas: ♫ And a whole world to rule just for me. ♫
Vexen: ♫ On the fourth day of Christmas, Kingdom Hearts gave to me...Four science experiments ♫
Xaldin: ♫ Three frosted cakes ♫
Xigbar: ♫ Two more boxes of Durex. ♫
Xemnas: ♫ And a whole world to rule just for me. ♫
Roxas: (Whispering) Lexaeus. I think it's your turn.
Axel: Come on sing. It's Christmas.
Last Winter [JackFrostxReader] Pt.16Last Winter [JackFrostxReader] Pt.162 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Never had Jack met a child that absolutely loathed the snow. That is until that one fated night in which he came to land on a city he had so long abandoned because of its constant hot weather; it was never predictable, the weather, and usually his snowflakes melted before landing on anything solid. That particular night, though, the temperature had drop and the winds had grown and it was perfect for his landing.
He had landed on a particularly normal house; there was nothing special about it, but the moon seemed to shine the brightest from that roof. The lights poured over the roofs, to the walls, and into the windows. Jack, like the well behaved winter spirit he is, quickly set to work on investigating these new additions to the city that had not been there when he had been there last.
The frost his body emitted frosted the roof and the edges of the window as he leaned upside down to sneak a peek. The window was soon crystallizing slowly, but he was still able to catch a small bundle
Played Kingdom Hearts Too MuchYou Know You Play Too Much Kingdom Hearts When...Played Kingdom Hearts Too Much8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
#1: You start to use your house keys to beat up people that you don't like.
#2: You went and got your hair spiked just like Sora's.
#3: You re-watch every Disney movie you own just so you'll get the references.
#4: You re-play every Final Fantasy you own just so you'll get the references.
#5: You start calling the people that you don't like 'Heartless'.
#6: They actually know what you are talking about.
#7: You cried when you couldn't beat Sephiroth for the millionth time.
#8: You screamed like a maniac when you finally beat him.
#9: And you are content to never fight him again, because once was enough for a lifetime.
#10: You cried like a baby at the end of the first game when Sora and Kairi were separated.
#11: You know the Theme Songs by heart. (Even the Japanese version even though you may or may not speak Japanese)
#12: You got upset at the first game because they only showed Mickey Mouse for about two seconds at the end.
A Letter.Dear Princess Peach,A Letter.4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It's-a me again, your ever-so-faithful plumber, Mario.
I just wanted to tell you that after all the shenanigans you've forced me to go through over the years really isn't worth the money I'm rewarded with anymore. I'm tired of having to go save you time after time from a lousy, lame-ass turtle who can't tell what time of day it is. I'm tired of being forced through fields, seas sometimes outer space! of Koopa's, Goomba's, and other enemies that Bowser-the-lame-turtle sends after me.
I'm tired of being forced into going into castle after castle, fighting Bowser's many siblings; and even Bowser Jr. (How in the world did that kid get conceived?) through every game. Do you know how many 1-Ups and restarts I've been forced to go through just to save your Royal-Pain-in-the-Ass?
Save yourself for once.
Jack Frost x Reader ''Dreams and Nightmares'' Ch.1Jack Frost x Reader "Dreams and Nightmares" Ch. 1Jack Frost x Reader ''Dreams and Nightmares'' Ch.12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sun had already declined from its position in the sky that you were already in your pyjamas, comfortably sitting on your bed with a steaming cup of hot cocoa. It’s warmth soothed your almost frostbitten fingers, travelling through them up your arms, to your heart and finally, spreading throughtout your entire body. A smile stretched across your face as your eyes detailed the drawing you had just finished in your sketchbook ; a nice winter scene where you could see kids throwing snowballs at eachother and laughing. Your colouring pencils laid about on your bed without you paying them any attention, you put them there yourself, anyway. And a single pencil, your favourite sketching pencil, rested on your right ear. You had a good feeling about this picture, and you couldn’t wait to show it to Jamie.
You grinned at the thought. Jamie, how you loved that kid ! He was like the l
The Worst Sort of Lie (JarethxReader)The Worst Sort of LieThe Worst Sort of Lie (JarethxReader)3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"I wish goblins would come and take you away! Right now!" You heard the loud screech of the older daughter you nannied and ran up to the room she shared with her infant sister.
You grabbed her by the wrist as she stormed out of the room. The storm outside caused the lights to flicker. "Jenna!" you scolded the five-year-old, "You don't really mean that."
Her lip pushed out indignantly and her little fists clenched. "Oh but I do!" she huffed, "I do, I do, I do!" Her small foot pounded harder on the ground with each word.
Lowering yourself to her level, you talked quietly to her. "Jenna, the worst lies we can tell we tell to ourselves. Not only does it hurt others, but it hurts you." The toddler seemed genuinely sorry. "Now," a soft smile touched your face, "let's go apologize to your sister." Nodding, the little girl headed in just as soon as the lights flickered out completely. She held back a scream at your request.
Trying not to panic y
Hold Your Hand - [Ventus]Hold Your Hand - [Ventus]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You're more precious to me than anybody else
You ran through Castle Oblivion, going as fast as your legs would take you. No one had told you until now. And now that you knew, you weren't going to waste another minute until you saw for yourself that it was true.
Racing down the long, twisting paths of the castle, you finally reached a large set of doors, seemingly different from the rest. Without a moment's hesitation, you burst through the entrance, breathing hard.
And there he wasjust as you had been told.
You stood in the open doorway, staring. He sat in a large chair in the middle of the room with his head down, as if he were sleeping. In truth, his heart had left his body and he would be in this comatose state until it returned. Master Yen Sid had told you that he needed a friend who believed in him, one who would guide his heart back to its rightful owner and show him the way to the light.
You walked towards the chair, trembling slightly, before k
Kingdom Hearts Llama Song 1Here's a Sora,Kingdom Hearts Llama Song 18 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
There's a Sora,
And another clueless Sora.
Model, *Auron figure*
Dragon, *Maleficient dragon*
Hades, *Hades* (Me: Duh...)
Sora wields a keyblade,
Roxas wields them too.
And I really wonder if
His shoe size's fifty two.
He travels in a Gummi Ship;
His friends he tries to find,
But that doesn't explain why
He cried when Vexen died.
Have you ever seen a Sora,
Getting 'lectrocuted, Sora.
Make a face distorted, Sora.
Wished he had more health now, Sora.
Not bright Sora,
At the end of KH one
Sora found his girl,
But he wanted Riku too--
Do you want some Earl? (Everyone: WTF?! 0_0U) (Show Luxord with tea pot...)
Not that I want to promote
hot Riku Sora Yaoi...
I just question why he only
cried for his pal. (Kairi: