The Song of SyhlexThis work of fan fiction contains characters, ideas, situations, and places found in the Hasbro Studios series "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". No infringement of copyright is implied by this work of satire and parody, and this work is meant as a celebration of the people involved in the creation, development, and production of the series.The Song of Syhlex2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"The Song of Syhlex"
Written by The Descendant
Inspired by the Image "By Celestia's Might" by John Joseco
It was quiet enough in the library that Twilight could almost literally feel the cabin fever growing behind her eyes.
The winter had already set in firmly, wrapping the tree into which the library was set deep in darkness each day long before she was ready to accept it. Even as she went down the steps she could see reflections shimmering through the ice that wrapped the branches outside her windows.
Outside, the world lay still as the snow her pegasus kin had placed there coldly reflected the few lights from t
Windfall - Part 11A sound of hoof steps in the doorway caused the group of ponies to look up and see a tired looking Nurse Redheart, standing with Granny Smith at her side. The ancient mare was dabbing her eyes with the hem of her shawl and grinning from ear to ear. The white medical pony smiled at Applejack. "Cabbage Leaf was wondering if the Apple family would like to come in and meet their newest member."Windfall - Part 113 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The blonde earth pony drew herself up and caught her breath, tears welling in her eyes. Her voice trembled as she answered. "Why yes, I surely would, Nurse Redheart. I s-surely would."
With that she traded some quick hugs with Twilight, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash, and hurried up the steps, pausing and giving Pinkie a hug as well, and then fell into step beside Granny Smith, helping the Apple family's matriarch make her way back inside. Apple Bloom came bounding excitedly down the stairs with a towel draped over her withers, a beaming, disheveled Zecora in tow. The younger sister took up her position o
Nazi Zombies Chapter 1September 5th, 1945, Somewhere Outside of Germany.Nazi Zombies Chapter 15 years ago in Horror More Like This
The Marine woke up after the crashing of his plane. He looked over to the wreckage, only to find the bodies of his former comrades sprawled out around the destroyed B17 bomber. He stood, surprised to find that he hadnt been injured except for a small cut across his cheek. He wiped the blood from this minor wound. He had more important things to figure out right now, like where the heck he was. He ran to the bomber, grabbing what was left of the radio inside. He tried it, but he heard nothing. The radio was completely dead. Right as he dropped the radio, he looked up to see a group of people walking towards him. He drew his Colt M1911 handgun and took aim at the leader of the groups head, who was running ahead of the others.
Freeze! said the Marine.
The man kept running, but as soon as he got close, he yelled, RUN!
The Marine looked behind the man and noticed that the other people had what
Ragged Edges: Chapter 1IRagged Edges: Chapter 15 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Tales are told of the heroic, they who do the greatest in His name. Come forth, my brothers, for this is where your tale begins.
-Opening to The Devotion of Steel, Chaplain Morian
The Aquilas engines screamed with the full fury of a beast as it flew over the countryside. It slowed on the approach to Port Seelen, allowing for the servitors to pass handshake codes to the port security. It came to a halt over its designated pad, deploying its legs as it lowered down. With a bump, it landed. The passenger bay slid down out of the jet black hull, pressurized air hissing as it was vented. A full detachment of Inquisitorial storm troopers, as well as the ports chief of security, had gathered to greet the passengers. As the bay door rose, they folded their hands to their chests in the symbol of the Imperial Aquila. Out of the craft stepped Ordo Xenos Inquisitor Tobias Levy, who returned the greetings, and then, with his arms fol
NZ: Alternate chapt 8Nazi Zombies: AlternateNZ: Alternate chapt 83 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was meant to be easy from here, opening the portal back to their reality; but now there were some... Complications. Five complications actually, if you count an unconscious marine a fifth complication.
"I see Space Mon-keys..." Dempsey mumbled in a sing-song tune.
And Dempsey was spouting nonsense in his sleep and was getting everyone annoyed.
Even the silent, emotionless and honourable Takeo Masaki was regretting his action of knocking his team-mate out. He wished that he had shot him instead.
"Ok I know zhat you do not trust ze four of us right now, but perhaps ve can come at a...compromise?" Everyone stared at Erika; three of them were for a different reason.
Nikolai's brows narrowed in suspicion; he may be a drunk but he wasn't THAT stupid as he made himself to be. He was experienced, deadly and serious when the situation called for it. And Tank, Takeo and even the insane Edward Richtofen had gained his respect. But these four' their betrayal ha
NZ: Alternate Chapt 3Nazi Zombies: AlternateNZ: Alternate Chapt 33 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dempsey was spending all of his time listening to Laura explain the difference this world was compared to his. Apparently, there wasn't a war that involved the entire world since the 1800s. And that all the men were treated as the lowest class with the women at the top. There were large riots when all the men in America began protesting about human rights and the riot police were sent in to put the riots down. That was when all the troubles began it seemed, because in Germany where Nazism was widely practised. But sometime during the 1940s all contact with Germany just cut off. No one could get in nor could they get out. Erika herself from Germany had seen what was going on there, the dead had raised from the ground and began to kill everyone in their paths. The first thing they did was seal off all access into Germany and cut off all communication contacts with the outside world until the situation was handled. Of course, things slowly got out of hand
NZ: Alternate Chapt 4Nazi Zombies: AlternateNZ: Alternate Chapt 43 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"My FN FAL is useless without ammo!" Nikolai threw the rifle aside now that he wasted his ammo. He still had his M1911 .Colt on him. But with only eight shots it was almost useless against the horde that was baring down on him. But he had nothing else to go on. He unholstered the American made weapon and aimed the .Colt at the zombies. The .45 ACP (Automatic Colt Pistol) or known as .45 Auto by the C.I.P. He pulled the trigger, the 45. bullet made a hole right in the middle of it's forehead. The zombie collapsed to the ground as three more took it's place quickly. Nikolai smirked casually kicking a zombie in the chest, knocking the others behind to the ground.
He didn't hesitate to take aim and put four more bullets into their heads. He hated them. They didn't deserve any mercy, because they were too far gone too show them any. They were dead so he didn't have to feel guilty for ending their undead lives.
Four shots were wasted. And he only had four mo
NZ: Alternate Chapt 5Nazi Zombies: AlternateNZ: Alternate Chapt 53 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"You already lost."
Akio didn't understand what Richtofen meant by that until it was too late. Richtofen used his Luger to force the tip of Aiko's' Katana away from his chest before giving the Japanese woman a right hook to her jaw. Aiko grunted in pain as she staggered back' her hand instinctively rubbing her jaw to ease the pain that shot through her entire mouth. The next thing she knew Richtofen was right in front of her, the barrel of the Luger aimed in the middle of her eyes.
Richtofen sneered at her as he flicked off the safety and glanced at a terrified looking Erika. "I said zat 'you already lost'." Richtofen tsked at her. He then said in a serious tone, "Now put ze DG-3 down on ze ground and move towards ze vall." Richtofen glared at Aiko who stared at him defiantly when she didn't let go of her sword. "You as vell, ze Katana on ze ground. Now!"
The two reluctantly did as he ordered and placed their weapons to the ground, then they walked tow
Boondock saints drinking gameBoondock Saints Drinking GameBoondock saints drinking game8 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
the rules of this game are simple take a drink whenever any of the following happens.
* Someone says fuck
there is a variation of this rule that says everyone except Detective Greenly says fuck
*Whenever Greenly is wrong or proven wrong
*Whenever a prayer is made
*Every time you see a coin
*Every time someone drinks
this is an optional rule entirely and you will get plenty drunk without it
* Everytime Agent Smecker proves someone wrong or makes an observation that another cop doesn't know
Note that this usually happens when he is talking to greenly and thus when he proves Greenly wrong you must take two drinks
*something gay/gayish happens
*a woman gets hurt/abused/offended
*a person or group of people gets killed.
Finish your glass every time symbology is said.
Note that this game is not made for shots just gulps, and if you are drinking liqueur it may be a good idea to drop the first rule because fuck is said many times t
NZ: Alternate Chapt 1Nazi Zombies: AlternateNZ: Alternate Chapt 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Tank Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski and Takeo Masaki and Doctor Edward Richtofen were considered the best at what they do: Slaying the dead. And where others failed they succeeded, fighting since the year 1945 to the 1960s, they were very much the best of the best. Where ever they went; the zombies fell before their might and where the zombies have attacked, the gang were there months later armed and ready to fight.
And after hearing a rumour of a zombie attack in America, the gang are about to travel from Germany all the way to the United States by a strange machine that Richtofen had founded, he called it "A Portal".
"So why are we here again?" Dempsey asked.
"For ze LAST time Demphsey. Ve are going to use zhis to get to ze American states." Richtofen explained with irritation. He pressed a few buttons and twisted a few switches here and there and checked regularly how much power they needed or had.
Of course Dempsey was a slow learner and he d
NZ: Alternate chapt 6Nazi Zombies: AlternateNZ: Alternate chapt 63 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
There were few things in life that Tank Dempsey was not prepared for. One of them was hearing Richtofen weeping like a frightened child in the back of his head. As much as he'd love to go and find out what caused him to be like that Tank was a very busy man. Why was he busy? Simple: He had a drunk Russian and a hot woman to look after. Plus, Nikolai kept on muttering about Natacha planning something evil behind his back. But Dempsey merely dismissed that as superstition on Nikolai's' behalf, he didn't really feel like dealing with a delusional drunk right now.
"Evil Erika is evil..." Richtofen mentally weeped.
Now a few minutes ago Richtofen mentally screamed at him to come back at their starting point. Which was currently the area they first came in, the portal, or the control room. And now that he said something in very very poor grammer really got him laughing. Which earned him a stare from Laura and Nikolai.
Dempsey was quick to come up with an exc
NZ: Alternate - Chapt 7Nazi Zombies: AlternateNZ: Alternate - Chapt 73 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This was it the final power room. It was so dark that anyone could barely see where they were going. Takeo slipped a new magazine into his Nambu pistol before unsheathing his Katana. Nikolai being weapon less decided to unsheathe his combat knife and began inspecting the sharpness of the blade. And began testing it by slashing, stabbing and hacking the air around him. Laura scanned the room as best as she could for any sign of the undead while Natacha reloaded her PPsh-41. Takeo being the silent warrior that he was; took the first step into the room. The lights sparked to life lighting up the room in all its glory.
Nikolai widened his eyes as he took everything he saw in. "Wow, now THAT is vodka pile!" He declared excitedly. Before his eyes in all its glory were dozens of vodka bottles; that were left untouched for who knows how long.
Everyone either moaned or groaned in disbelief at the Soviet's antics; and before they could do anything to stop him Ni
Creepypasta vs. Horror Movies Creepypasta vs. Horror MoviesCreepypasta vs. Horror Movies 1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Jeff the Killer
Pinkamena Diane Pie (Cupcakes)
Ghost (Lavender Town)
Rainbow Factory Dash
Red Eyed Spirit
Jane the Killer
Ashley J. Williams
Abraham Lincoln (Vampire Hunter)
Christian Brutal Sniper
Agent Jack : special goberment agent working for the SCP Foundation, he is sent to investigate the case behind the sudden appareance of monsters, demons and killers in all over the country. Armed with several firearms and gadgets made by the SCP Foundation scientists, he is going to secure, containe and protect any possible
Of Love and Lightening BugsOf Love and Lightening Bugs3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Mommy, I love you so bad
she whispers, with her arms wrapped tightly around me.
her cherub face looks up into mine-
springing auburn curls
and sparkling hazel eyes.
a nose sprinkled with kisses from the sun
the biggest smile you would never want to dim
shared especially with me.
Mommy, can I catch a lightening bug and keep it forever?
her words echo into the diminishing sunset.
I turn away while the words linger for a moment and then fade away
and the lightening bugs dance on the corn tops and stalks of wheat.
She flutters at my feet, much like them
difficult to capture and impossible to contain.
So confident she is, and wistful am I,
I hate to disappoint her, but say anyway-
I'm sorry, little one. Lightening bugs can't live forever.
GreecexReader Seven Minutes in Heaven part 1GreecexReader Seven Minutes in Heaven part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
VROOM! VROOM! Your motorcycle roared as you pulled up to your friend America's house. You could hear the music pounding a block away, even over your engine. You pulled off your sleek black helmet to reveal (hair length)(hair color) hair. You pulled one booted foot over so that you were no longer straddling your bike. You were wearing a pair of dark skinny jeans and your favorite (color) shirt with a leather jacket. You frowned and walked up to the front door. You knocked. Surprisingly the door opened almost immediately.
"HEY (NAME)! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT! COME ON IN!" America had to scream over the onslaught of bass. You smiled and walked in. America quickly rejoined the partygoers on the "dance floor" that was probably at some point his living room before he moved the furniture. You shook your head and smiled. He really goes all out with these parties but I guess that's why he's the party king! You thought as you made your way to the bar. A few people stared as you walked by. T
2P AmericaXDepressed reader part 12P AmericaXDepress reader2P AmericaXDepressed reader part 11 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
YOU LIVE IN AMERICA
"I'm so excited for tonight" I told my mom
Tonight my friends and I were going to spend the night at a hotel and do some downtown shopping at night~ Its exciting because I'm 14 and theres no adults
"Oh yeah the hotel, where is it" my mother asks
"(city 20 minutes from here)" I chirped
"Whose driving you' she asked
"You?" I said
"Not if its (city) thats too far and I'm tired" she wined
"They can come here"
'No theres a reservation we have"
"well I don't know what to tell ya"
"I'll drive you"
'I'm not driving thats final"
I told my friends, none offered to drive me. I watched the ceiling that night. I sobbed mentally, knowing nothing was going to change the facts that I wasn't going. Then my mom started driving less and less. My eyes became dull and faded. It was more and more depressed .
Then something brought me a little joy...weed. Yes its bad...but its better for me this way. I would walk across town to get some. It br
Not a Cougar!(DenmarkxOlder!Reader pt 1)"Hey there hot stuff. Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again?"Not a Cougar!(DenmarkxOlder!Reader pt 1)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Ugh, Mathias, not now, I don't have time for your games. I'm really swamped." You groaned at the boisterous Dane. He sat on the corner of your desk, leaning towards you. His blond hair going every which way. You wondered how he got it to stay that way.
"If you need help, I'd be happy to give it to you." he said with a wink. You couldn't help but facepalm at the young man's reply.
"Mathias, please, you're gonna get me in trouble. AGAIN. Please, just go away and let me do my work." You begged from behind your desk.
"Kohler! Leave her alone and back to your station." your supervisor yelled.
"Oops, gotta go, see you at lunch, beautiful." he smiled as he quickly walked back to his cubicle.
You sighed and placed your head on your desk with a heavy sigh.
"He bugging you again?" your supervisor asked.
"Yea, I don't get him. No matter how many times I tell him no, he just keeps at it. I mean, I'm
PrussiaxReader Fast CarYou stared out the window of the home you shared with your husband and wondered how you had gotten herePrussiaxReader Fast Car2 years ago in Romance More Like This
~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
But me myself I got nothing to prove
~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
You looked at your oldest friend and sighed you both were just about tired of life; or at least the lives you were both living. You looked away from him and sighed.
"Gil what are we gonna do?" you asked him.
"I don't know " he said, "But we're not getting anywhere here, are we?"
"No we're not." You said and leaned back on your hands and stared up into the star filled sky, "It's like we're starting from zero "
"With nothing to lose." He added.
You nodded as you both sat on the hood of his hot rod. Your hands unconsciously neared. The second they touched you both tensed but soon relaxed, it wasn't an
60 Ways to Survive a Horror MovieHow to Survive a Horror Movie60 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Do not have sex. Having sex is basically signing your own death certificate.
2. If you're either blond, big boobed, refuse to wear a bra, or all of the above, you're going to get killed, usually when you're fucking your boyfriend (who will also be killed, might I add.)
3. Never joke around and play pranks, because when you're really in trouble no one will believe you or care.
4. Don't go to the toilet at night, especially if it's an outside one, or if you're wear no or minimal clothes.
5. Same goes for showers, whether they're outside or not. Not only will you be unable to defend yourself, you will also die naked, which can be kinda embarrassing, and awkward for whoever finds you. Besides, who knows what the killer does with the body… *Shudder*
6. If you're running away, which you will be, make sure you're wearing proper shoes. High heels or bare feet usually end up in tears. And blood. A lot of blood.
7. Also, if you're running, never look beh
Seven Minutes in Heaven (Rome)You excitedly reach your hand into the hat, wondering who you would get of the handsome men around you. Well, you did hope for a certain one, not that you'd ever tell anyone. Blushing already, you pulled out an...Seven Minutes in Heaven (Rome)1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"Ah, shit," an Italian voice says, "Vene, did you invite Grandpa?"
"Grand... pa?" you whisper at Prussia who just laughs quietly. Then, somebody picked you up, bridal style.
"Ah, I get this beautiful girl all to myself for seven minutes!" another Italian voice cheers but this one different from either of the Italy twins. "I am the great Rome and you must be the beautiful Venus!" he laughs, stepping into the dark closet and closing the door.
"Erm, I hate to disappoint, but I'm not your goddess and I really prefer to stay on the ground." you assured flatly, shaking your legs.
"But a woman like you should never have to touch the ground."
"Just stop with the flirting and put me the hell down!" you shout, kicking hard so the he drops you onto y
Strictly Business - Denmark x ReaderStrictly Business - Denmark x Reader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Your fingers traced the encrypted letters. SECRETARY. You felt a rush of excitement run through your veins. It was your second day on the job. The first job out of college. You felt as if you were on top of the world, although, you found that your boss and his co-workers were asses. At any rate, you were thankful for the job and didn’t let their insults toward other women in the office get to you. It was just business.
The man you worked for was only a year older than you, which was surprising. You had originally expecting a balding, white haired guy for CEO. At first, he was incredibly dashing and attractive man. And then he began to gossip to his co-workers. Insults sputtered out towards women working at the office as if it were another casual conversation.
Brushing a strand of (h/c) out of your eyes you looked up to see a woman walk up to you. It was Samantha, you remembered befriending her yesterday. “Tsk, tsk, tsk,” she sighed, “You have such an amaz
Child!RussiaXChild!Reader: Lets play house!Child!Reader X Child!RussiaChild!RussiaXChild!Reader: Lets play house!2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a perfect day of summer. The sun was shining down, the birds were chirping, and you were in a right good mood. You had just gone shopping for your mother in town. You turned to walk down your street. As you walked down the street you noticed some people at the door talking to your parents. When you got closer you noticed they had a little boy with them. He had light grayish blonde hair, bright violet eyes and a prominent nose. Your mother noticed you, "(Name) come here I want you to meet our new neighbors the Braginsky's. They will be staying for dinner and this is their son Ivan." She pointed to the boy you had noticed earlier. "Why don't you go play while your father and I talk with Ivan's parents?" "Ok mommy, come on Ivan we can go play in my room." You said as you grabbed his hand. Once you got to your room you turned around and saw his face was dusted pink. "Ivan are you ok, you look like you might have a fever." You said concerned for your new f
PrussiaxReader-Treasure Chests(Note: Mature Humor)Gilbert was talking. Still. You had no clue what he was saying, you had zoned out long ago. Right now you were just watching his beautiful red eyes sparkle in the light.PrussiaxReader-Treasure Chests(Note: Mature Humor)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Blah blah blah blah… blah blah. Blahblahblah. Blah."
"Mhmmm…" You murmured sleepily, enchanted by Gilbert's eyes.
"Blah blah blah… Blah blah blah. Titty sprinkles!"
"Wait what?" Your head shot up, suddenly.
"Ha! I knew that would get your attention. Titty sprinkles always do the trick." Gilbert winked.
"You're such a pervert…"
"What?! Breasts are amazing, as are their sprinkles!"
You took one look at Gilbert and covered your face with your palm.
"Well, you should know, Frau." Gilbert said nonchalantly, "You got some knockers on you."
He eyed down to your chest, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"Oh God…" You blushed, covering your boobs with your arms.
"Really, though…" Gilbert continued, apparently knowing no boundaries. His arm stretched out, as if having a will of its own