Weasleys' Wizard WheezesWeasleys' Wizard Wheezes
Come one, come all
come boys and girls,
come ladies and gents
to the funniest place in the world!
If you want to torture your friends,
then this is the place for you.
'Cause where else will you find,
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,
and we live for fun.
Headless Hats and Portable Swamps,
there's enough for everyone!
Our mission in life is to
annoy and amuse.
So come on down
and see Fred and George.
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
is a sure cure for the blues!
Excellent choice, my dear.
Hey, don't leave yet,
see what we have here.
This just came in,
I know you'll like it, at least I hope.
Get revenge on your enemies
with a Punching Telescope!
Come visit the shop any time;
we're open twenty-four-seven.
If you like to prank and joke,
you'll be stepping into heaven.
Our mum wasn't pleased,
no, not one bit.
But, honey, I'll tell you
it was so worth it!
So be sure to stop
in our little sh
Dear Fred, AngelinaDear Fred,Dear Fred, Angelina4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's been six years since I've seen you. I miss you. George is doing ok I guess, he puts on a brave face for me and little Freddy, but he seems so distant. I think since your death he has only been half of a person, like he lost half his soul. He still has nightmares, he thrashes around moaning your name until I wake him up. Then he apologizes and goes into the bathroom. I know what he does in there, he stares at his face in the mirror and sees you looking back. I know he can't stand it, having to be reminded of you all the time.
He walks to visit you every morning, sometimes before I wake up, sometimes he takes Freddy with him. Freddy is about four now so when he comes home he tells me all the funny pranks Daddy and Uncle Fred used to do together. Once when Freddy was very little and we all went as a family, he asked George why we didn't just take you home so we could be together all the time. George asked me to take Freddy home, and he didn't come back all day. When he did
Dear FredDear FredDear Fred4 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Mum suggested I write you this letter, told me it would make me feel better. I don't see how because you can't see it and I won't get to see your reaction to it, but I don't have anything to lose, so here we are.
It's been a year since you died. Everything is still the same, but somehow, it feels different. The joke shop is still as strong as it was with you here. Ron is helping me out but the little git doesn't appreciate my jokes and ideas as much as you did.
I miss you so much, Fred. I keep thinking about how I never got to say my final good-bye to you and tell you how much I love you. I do love you. I hope you knew that even though we never said it much to each other. Or anyone else.
I'm struggling. I'm not going to lie to you, Fred. I pretend like I am okay, I laugh, I joke around, but my heart is still hurting. I want to hug you, pull pranks with on Ron and Hermione when they start snogging, to hear you again. I pray every night hoping your having fun with Tonks, encour
Tribute to Fred WeasleyRed hair, happy smile, determined.Tribute to Fred Weasley4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He was so young.
He was so beautiful.
I wish I could say he lived a happy life.
He was a stunning flower that died; after the snow came down.
When Fred Weasley died in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, I shed enough tears to fill a glass of water to the top. It wasn't possible. Fred couldn't have.
He was charming, handsome, funny. He most certainly did not deserve to die.
I was shocked when I read the words on paper, my eyes filled with tears. And seeing it on the big screen, it just made me sob, go to sleep thinking about him, like he was someone I loved, somebody I knew personally.
Most people were shocked by Fred's death, by everyone's death.
Snape, Remus, Tonks. Everyone.
They all seemed to be apart of us. We grew up with them all. One night, recently after reading those sad words, I started to go deep into thought. What George must have gone through, seeing his twin brother, lie dead on the floor, how hard that would be for him.
Babysitters for the WeasleysBabysitters for the Weasleys5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Percy! Fred! George!" called Molly Weasley.
She was holding her youngest child, Ginny, while her second youngest, Ron, was clinging to her leg. Percy, Fred, and George Weasley all ran down the stairs, pushing each other, racing to get to the bottom. Fred reached the bottom first, or was it George? No one could ever tell. Molly even put the letters of their first names on their shirts. Still, they wore each other's clothes. Percy, on the other hand, had reached the bottom last, tripping on the bottom steps. His square glasses jumped off his face, and he searched frantically for them before Molly took pity on him and got them herself.
"Percy, Fred, George, I have already told Ginny and Ron, but I have to run out. Charlie and Bill are at Hogwarts, and your father is at work. I have hired babysitters," she explained. Percy, Fred, and George groaned.
"But Mum--" whined Fred.
"--we don't like babysitters--" whined George.
"--and say we're bad--"
"--and give us punishments
For Fred Weasley LoversYou walk silently back into the Gryffindor common room. You rub your left hand as the portrait of the Fat Lady closes behind you. You had gotten in trouble with Umbridge today and she made you write "I will not pass notes," with the special quill that makes it appear on your hand. Sure, she's already made you do this three times this week but you can't help always getting caught. You'd come back to the common room to try to find Hermione so she could heal your hand.For Fred Weasley Lovers5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hello, hello," a familiar voice says as you walk past the couch in front of the fire place. You turn to see Fred Weasley casually sitting on the couch. You smile.
"Hey, Fred," you say shyly. You've always had a bit of a crush on the Fred since you both came to Hogwarts.
"Come here," he says motioning you over, "Take a load off." A little blush forms on your cheeks. You walk over and sit on the couch, about one or two feet between you and Fred.
"So," He says, "I heard you got in trouble with Umbridge again today. What does
George Weasley One ShotWhat Can Happen at SunsetGeorge Weasley One Shot3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
It was your first year at Hogwarts, and you were extremely nervous. Being an only child AND the only witch in your family, you had no idea what you were getting into. It was a stressful beginning of your first day. You almost missed the Hogwarts Express! When you finally found Platform 9 ¾, you were greeted by a prank.
As you were walking towards the middle of the train toward an empty compartment, you heard sniggers and laughter down the hall. You didn't think anything of it until you sat down. The door slid open and two red-headed twins walked in with a bag.
"Hello, miss" one of them said with a grin. "Would you like some candy?"
"S-sure," you said, not really knowing how to reply. He held out the bag, motioning you to pick something out. You slowly stuck your hand into the bag and pulled out a square piece of what looked like chocolate. You smiled chocolate what your favorite candy. You immediately stuck it in your mouth, and you suddenly felt w
Sweet Things -George Weasley-"Go on mate, out snack boxes will get you out of every test, class and boring school event you want! Just 4 galleons and it's yours!"Sweet Things -George Weasley-5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Well hello ladies, come have a look at our love potions! Guaranteed to nab you a fella just in time for Valentine's Day! "
"Come for all your... 'Practical' needs at Weasleys' wizard wheezes! "
I could hear the calls from a familiar pair of red headed twins even from my shop across the street. In all honestly the constant screaming and sound effects from various tricks and spells going on all day had been irritating from the very first day the shop had opened. But what was there to do? It was a joke store. Every inch of it built specifically to rile up the mischievousness of everyone who entered.
I personally had never been in; I was far too busy running my own store. My name was Alice McKinley and I ran Alice's wonderland cake emporium. The dumb name wasn't my idea, I came from a long line of strange bakers and my parents, nor I for that mat
For George Weasley Lovers - 2011For George Weasley Lovers - 20115 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You shiver slightly as you head up towards the old abandoned houses of the shrieking shack, glancing over your shoulder every now and then.
You have a strange feeling that you're being followed, and as you stop in front of the shrieking shack you can't help but glance up at it in fear.
You were meant to be meeting Ron and Hermione here, but by the looks of it they hadn't arrived yet.
Just then you hear footsteps behind you, and turning round you see Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle, all with sly smirks on their faces. You frown, and give a small shiver, eyeing them up uncertainly. You knew that Malfoy was most likely up to something.
"Why hello ______, fancy seeing you around here," Malfoy drawled, a sneer coming onto his face.
"What do you want Draco?" You ask coldly, you weren't in the mood to be messed around with, and you were feeling creeped out standing next to the shrieking shack, as you'd heard a lot of rumours about that place being haunted by very violent spirits.
"In a bad mood are
W and M (GeorgeXReader) OneShotNow (F/N) was not a rule follower, in her opinion rules were to be broken. Sadly her parents did not share the same opinion. They were a height class family of Pure-Bloods. In fact one of the best known family's. The Malfoys. Now not only did she not pay attention to the rules, but she was also never the lady her mother and father had wanted. She despised dresses and manners. But there was good. Her younger brother by three years adored her, and praised the ground she walked on. She was also a very witty and clever child with a brain, and her letter from Hogwarts was to prove it.W and M (GeorgeXReader) OneShot2 years ago in Romance More Like This
At the train...
Lucius was giving (F/N) the same speech he had given her 7 other times in the last day. Getting a bit tired and impatient she cut him off at what he considered the most important part.
"Yes, I know. Get sorted into Slytheren. Don't communicate with anyone below myself and make the family proud. Dad you've told me this all day." Now he was almost use to this but not a
Ficlet: Fred WeasleyFiclet: Fred Weasley5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Title: Last Laugh
Penname: MickeyMadison or Chellendora
Warnings: Angst, death, depression
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, but if I did I wouldn't have killed Fred! D:
"Fred, put me down!" you shrieked into the ear of the much taller red headed boy. He had thrown you over his shoulder and was running towards the lake with every intention of throwing you in. "Don't you dare! Fred!"
Fred only laughed and upon reaching the edge of the lake, tossed you into the water. You didn't go without a fight though, because before you were completely free of him, you managed to grab a hold of the front of his robes and bring him in with you.
You smiled at the memory, looking up at the sky as you rocked back and forth on your porch swing. Fred had always been a lot of fun, even when you were mad. But looking back on it, being dunked into the lake wasn't all that bad.
You stood on the tips of your toes
Down The Isle"Fred, you're really lucky mate. Hermione looks gorgeous" said George to his twin as they watched Harry guiding Hermione down the isle.Down The Isle4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fred gulped. Muggle weddings are too formal- He thought.
"Relax, Mione" said Harry. He could feel her arm shaking against his. "okay, okay" she said. "this reminds me of our sorting a bit, Harry" He laughed. "its alright, Fred isn't going to sort you into houses" joked Harry. Hermione gave him a half smile but her expression quickly changed. "but what if-? Harry, if he says- What if he says n-"
"of all things Fred Weasley is, its not chicken" Harry told her.
Fred turned to George. "What about you? Why haven't you proposed to Luna yet?" He asked, straightening his tie. George choked. "well I-" He looked over his shoulder to the guests. He searched and found Luna sitting beside Ginny. "well?" Fred pressed. "I-uh" muttered George. Why hadn't he?
Harry and Hermione arrived at the altar. He kissed Hermione on the hand before returning to his seat
AliveAliveAlive4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I'm still here, don't let me be forgotten...please do not close the lid of the coffin so soon. I'm still ALIVE you see, in your sweet laughter. I am scared, so scared, to die now. I'm still here Dad, so don't give away my clothes to the needy just yet. I'm still here Mum, and this time I'm really really telling the truth when I say I'm not Goarge. I'm still here Bill, so don't go throwing out my wedding present for you and Fleur just yet. I'm still here Charlie, so you better stay safe around those dragons. Percy, please save me. Your my big brother and...I need you. I'm still here George, so cut it with the bloody dramatics and get rid of that rope...and don't you DARE stop with Weasleys' Wizard Weezes because I'll come find you and give you a nice old brotherly beating...understand? I'm still here Ron, so put down that giant Hershy's chocolate bar and give Harry the respect he deserves...Oh, and you need to go get Hermione to give you a bloody good shag (it eases the pain felt
George Weasley X Reader: FreakYou sighed and ran your fingers through your (h/l), (h/c) hair as you stared into the mirror. Your (e/c) eyes looked back at you as you tried to find something meaningful in them. However, you could have sworn you saw the mouth in the mirror twitch into a smirk. Shaking your head, you wiped the image from your mind. Stupid lights playing tricks on your eyes... You bent down to fold the towel on the floor and stood up to be met with pure black eyes instead of the normal (e/c) orbs you always saw. You yelped as the reflection of ‘you’ chuckled lowly. “Look at you… (Y/n) (l/n). A useless freak…” You stared in horror as the reflection chuckled again. It was you. But it wasn’t. “Oh, I’m not you? Of course I am. I’m just what hides under that pretty little happy-go-lucky mask of yours. A monster.” Anger flashed through your senses in a wave. You were sick of people insulting you. The reflection responded, iGeorge Weasley X Reader: Freak2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Fred WeasleyxReader - A Broken Promise"*Sigh* When will he come back?"" You muttered to yourself as you wait at the small lake outside of your quaint, little village named Ottery St. Catchpole.Fred WeasleyxReader - A Broken Promise4 years ago in Drama More Like This
You were waiting for two friends of yours that you have taken a liking to. They are both funny, smart and the two of them always knew how to entertain you even at the darkest of times. They're identical twin brothers and the two of them are almost always never seen apart, though you've always hung out with the two of them, you found yourself getting more and more attached to the older one who introduced himself as Fred Weasley.
You remember the day you first met the twins, it was on a snowy day one year ago, you were ice skating at the village's frozen lake when you suddenly heard a loud "CRACK" in the woods behind you, you went over to investigate the source of the noise and when you did, you were greeted by the sight of two young men, the two of them were identical, from their flaming red hair to their brown eyes and right
For Harry Potter LoversFor Harry Potter LoversFor Harry Potter Lovers4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
(Note: ______ = your name. ------ = your last name)
You walked down the halls of Hogwarts. It was your fifth year, and you arrived at Hogwarts two months ago; your first class of the day was Potions. You weren't really fond if it since you were in Gryffindor and "Potions Master" Severus Snape didn't like Gryffindor.
You walked into the classroom and sat down. You were early and the only person in there was your enemy; Draco Malfoy.
"Hello ------! What are you doing here so early?" Malfoy smirked. You growled at Malfoy.
Then then love of your life came in. The famous- Harry Potter.
Malfoy smirked and tripped Harry when he walked by. You glared at Malfoy. If looks could kill, you'd be more deadly than Voldemort right now.
Draco leaned back when he noticed you. He gave a small gulp and went back to writing down notes.
Harry smiled and got up. He sat down next to you and you blushed, "Hey ______." Harry smiled at you. "Hi Harry" You replied.
The room soon fil
Wake UpFred... Fred.... Fred.... That was it. That was all. You might not think life could be that simple, but it was. They were each other's lives. For George, it was Fred. For Fred, it was George. Every moment, every meal, every day spent together from their creation.Wake Up5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Fred.." George showed no pride. He cried, openly, unabashedly as he pulled his twin's lifeless body into his arms. He screamed. He sobbed. He tried to shake Fred, first gently, then harder. Death had never crossed his mind. One of them couldn't die.. they would die together, or not at all. It just wasn't possible. His heart felt like it had been ripped out of his body and trampled upon.
"Its okay, Fred, it's... just open your.." George choked on his sobs. "Wake up," He finally managed, "Wake up. Wake up. Oh God, please just wake up.." He was vaguely aware of people around him, trying to pry his hands off of Fred, but he wouldn't allow it. He swung hard with one arm, missing, but whoever it was grunted.
Go To Sleep (FredXReader) OneShotA yawn escaped (F/N) as she stretched her sore body across the common room couch. She hadn't done anything all except for study. Not only was it studying, but it was studying with Hermione. (F/N) didn't have anything agents the first year, but studying with her was the worst. The girl simply didn't know when to stop correcting people. One thing was for sure, Professor Snape was right when he called her an insufferable know it all. 'At least the common room is quite' she thought happily only to be proven wrong.Go To Sleep (FredXReader) OneShot2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fred clearly not noticing the fact that (F/N) didn't want to be bothered went and sat down on her stomach.
" 'Ello (F/N) what would a fine girl like you be doing on a night like tonight?" He asked playfully.
She responded with rolling eyes, "Well I was trying to sleep. Now get off me you bloody idiot!" She pushed him off and onto the ground only for him to climb back up and into a interesting position. He was now sprawled o